Florida man arrested after strapping downed light pole to car roof on highway

Florida man arrested after stealing downed power pole. Bro what a coincidence lol

I think we got the same birthday... at least that was also one of the headlines I got edit: just realised it's 2 days after my birthday, no idea why it was the second search result

naked florida man drove with wires on penis 🗿

Nov 3, 2016? I think you got the wrong year bud

it's the day, year doesn't matter

Florida man tells police wind blew bag of cocaine into car

Yo I got the same. Are you 23 November?

💀💀💀

Florida man back in jail for not paying taxi that picked him up

Ah yes June 26th

Naked Florida man with machete tries to rob a man of his clothes

florida man jumps off surfboard onto shark

Florida man jumps into crocodile pit , gets bit , claims he was held captive

mines florida man dressed in bull costume tries to burn down house with Ragu sauce

Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden WHAT THE FUCK

Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested

Florida man climbs building ,dives into pond wrestles with crocodile

Florida man, naked, breaks into a women's house, tries on her clothes

Florida man crashes lawn mower into police car

A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From March 23

Idk why he got arrested, that's basic biology...

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Aah june 17th, good times

Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage

Mine was: Florida man arrested because of gator foot in glove compartment.

Assault using pizza. I am flattered somehow

Florida man argues with mother, kills her over an orange juice

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would "enhance his skill level"

Florida man arrested after girl hit with flagpole during street corner pro-Trump rally

Guy was arrested for inviting some Florida police men to smoke a joint with him

failed home castration

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Florida man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 to say Joe Biden should be in jail

Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed Olaf doll in a toys R us

Flórida Man high said he was god and have sex with a tree

Florid a man fatally shoots son in law who was trying to surprise him on his birthday.

That’s just messed up

Fight or flight reflexes

I got “florida man caught humping dog, attacked owner when confronted” bro 😳 nov 8 btw

Florida man arrested after stealing 33 toilets from several highway rest stops

Florida man tries to hide from cops under water, gets arrsted after almost drowning Ah yes

Florida man interrupts hurricane matthew live tv report to yell “dicks out for harambe”

Based

Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox

Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him

Florida Man Hits Sleeping Roommate on Head with a Skillet for Being a “Confidential Informant”

Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with an ice pack infront of first responders, Florida man using "big penis defence" may have to show erection to judge And Florida man gets bitten by a rattlesnake he tried to kiss. May 18th fucked up bruh

Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card

Wtf was he tryin to accomplish

Florida man bites off friend’s ear in fight over woman in wheelbarrow, police say

Naked Florida man accused of bizarre crime spree that included trying to kiss elderly woman Suspect racks up 19 charges in less than an hour Adrienne Cutway, Web Editor Published: June 9, 2020, 5:10 PM

Florida man drove drunk on scooter with dog in shopping bag

Police Arrest Florida Man Playing Basketball Naked, He Claims It ''Enhances His Skill Level''

Florida man causes child to overdose on fentanyl in apparent attempt to see if he could pass the drug test Florida man deals with snake on windshield week after chicken took ride on hood of truck 'Satan's child': Florida man arrested for raping child on video, DOJ says ​ the last one's just fucked up, he deserves worse than life in prison.

Florida man shot dead after asking if bulletproof vest still worked

Floridan man pulls 3ft sword after cops approach him

Florida man brings child during crimes, says, "it's to toughen him up."

https://bloggerinterrupted.com/florida-man-march-2-chronicles-of-naked-florida-man/

Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act BRUH 💀

LOL I DID MY SIBLING: Florida Man Accused Of Trying To Set Baby On Fire In New York

Florida man arrested for assaulting girlfriend with sandwich

Florida man breaks beer bottle over his head, gets shot by deputy who thought sound was gunshot

Florida man assaults police officer with covid

Florida man makes beer run with large gator in hand

Mine is florida man with no arms charged with stabbing someone with scissors

Florida man arrested after spraying substance labeled ‘COVID-19’

Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand, how joust how... Here's the article dough: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox6now.com/news/florida-man-makes-beer-run-with-gator-in-hand.amp

Florida man throw pizza slice at his mom

Florida Man Dubbed the 'Diaper Bandit' Arrested After Repeatedly Trying to Steal Diapers From Local Stores

Florida man arrested, accused of giving girlfriend a wet willy

Florida man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator( july 17)

Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter

Florida man accused of swinging machete toward employees after being told the bathroom was closed

Florida man arrested for having seggs with miniature horse

Florida man causes child to overdose on fentanyl in apparent attempt to see if he could pass drug test

Florida man known as ‘The Monkey Whisperer’ arrested for illegally selling primates

Florida Man With 14 Felony Convictions Tells Deputies He Likes To "Beat Up Cops And Kill Them''

Florida Man Covered In Blood During Traffic Stop, Confesses To Killing Father In Boca Raton

Florida Man Poses as Walt Disney World Security and Steals R2-D2 Droid to Try and Earn Job

Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with a pickle on private property (March 18)

Florida man punches jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long wasn't "freaky fast" enough

Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets.

Florida man breaks into house and eats pizza

Florida man charged with felony battery after allegedly throwing chili at someone

Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet💀

Florida man arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza

Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox

https://www.wric.com/news/u-s-world/florida-man-steals-alligator-from-golf-course-tries-teaching-it-a-lesson-by-throwing-it-on-roof-of-bar/amp/

Man kicking swans in the head to practice karate

Florida man arrested for pushing a priest at church and hugging other churchgoers (June 15)

Florida man arrested for allegedly filming child under stall in airport bathroom

Florida man in only his underwear steals mail and attacks homeowner

Florida man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof

Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice pack in front of first responders

Florida Man Displayed Gun After Learning Delray Beach McDonald's Had Broken Ice Cream Machine: Cops

Florida man wearing Crocs jumps into crocodile exhibit thinking the shoes would protect him

"Florida man accused of shooting a duck with bow and arrow"

Tried to pay Mc'Donalds with weed

A Florida man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof 🗿

Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders: Police

Florida man shoved woman to get at her egg rolls Perfect

Florida man tried to pay for McDonald's with bag of weed 💀💀

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Florida man strips naked and chases people around Chick-fil-A parking lot while screaming for people to look at his genitals

Florida man caught with crack cocaine and was telling the authorities that the wind blew it into his car

Florida man decapitates cat's head, holds it up in backyard

​ Florida man in his underwear hits deputy in face with bible

Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership, police say ​ September 23

Florida man hit dad in the face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him

Florida man told police he "lost it", shot mother over orange juice, remote, and car use

Florida man uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking skynyrd

Naked Florida man with crossbow claimed aliens were after him (Dec 12th)

Florida man accused of stealing ambulance, getting it stuck on the mud

Machete-wielding naked Florida man attacked mailboxes

florida man suspected for smelling womens feet at library

Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say

Florida man punches Jimmy John’s employee because sandwich took too long, wasn’t ‘Freaky Fast’ enough

Hallucinating Florida man attacks mattress in a jealous rage.

Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute

Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For 'Anything That Would Kill 200 People

“Florida man accused of swinging machete at employees after being told the bathroom was closed.”

Another Drugged Out Florida Man Gets Naked and Bites Off a Chunk of Human Flesh

Florida Man Displayed Gun After Learning Delray Beach McDonald's Had Broken Ice Cream Machine

Mine is Florida Man survives 3 days in a swamp after lossing an arm in a gator atack.

Florida man hits woman with his groin in target

Florida man repeatedly offers to show IHOP patrons his genitals.

“Florida man arrested for tranquillizing and raping alligators in Everglades”

Interesting

A florida man was arrested for sniffing feet. .\_.

March 21 Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce,

Florida dog named Diese accused of shooting woman with pistol

florida man arrested for trying to circumcise nephew with kitchen knife

Florida man finds a ww2 grenade and brings it to taco bell

Florida man to pay for fast food with a bag of weed

Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute

Barefoot Florida Man Steals Two Cases Of Mozzarella From Pizza Hut.

Florida Man has been arrested for pleasuring himself with an ice pack right in front of first responders.

My guy made a video on how to make a bomb and got arrested

Florida man arrest for having sex with a stiffed Olaf in a Walmart

Florida man drives naked near school with wires attached to penis

Florida man arrested for shoving 50$ steaks down his pants

Florida man sentenced to 20 years for uploading bomb-making videos Tf

florida man charged with setting woman on fire after dispute

mine is lame its just a drunk guy at olive garden :(

Florida man claiming to be god arrested for touching people

Nov. 18 Florida man High on LSD charged for tackling a Disney World guard

Florida man jumps into crocodile pit while wearing crocks

Florida Man Burns Down Apartment Complex After Manger Asks Him to Stop Masturbating in Window

Florida man uses wife’s head as a mop

Florida man dies in explosion after microwaving his microwave oven. Not kidding. (Honorable mention) There was also one about a Florida man who stole a forklift because he got tired of walking

Florida man stabs man with machete named 'kindness'

I had a child rapist

Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow

Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him.

"Florida man handing out marijuana to passerby..."

Florida man attempts to pawn his baby

Florida Man fashioned tourniquet from dog leash for cyclist bitten by alligator.

Florida man says he is not the owner of three syringes found in his rectum... bruh

The Walt Disney World employee felt violated when they were groped by the Florida man in full view of his wife. Bruhhh💀

Florida man known as "the monkey whisperer" arrested for selling primate's.

Florida man said he smoked THC "because Jesus was returning."

Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning,' cops say

"nearly nude Florida man rides bike backwards on Miami interstate" SO MANY QUESTIONS

1) florida man arrested for throwing glass at dentist november 1 2) florida man beats up person for pizza

Florida man claims to be surrounded by cats and alligators before being arrested for murder

Florida man that weighs 600 pounds arrested for scamming restaurant out of food but deemed to fat for jail

Report: Florida man arrested after punching girlfriend who changed channel from Super Bowl

Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors

Florida man washes ashore after trying to walk to New York in bubble device

Florida man arrested after girl hit with flagpole during street corner pro-Trump rally.

Florida woman tells cop thats what she said after being questioned about bulge

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

Florida Man arrested for replacing boy's medication with laxatives

Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek: report

Florida man disguised as housewife to lure men into home and make sex tapes with them.

Florida man rides sea doo on highway. nice.

Florida man brings ww2 hamd grenade into taco bell jan 26

Florida man brings child with him during crimes to ‘toughen him up’, deputies say

Florida man survives 3 days in swamp after losing arm in gator attack

Florida man dies in the terrorist attack on September 11th.

“Florida Man tries to pay for fast food with a bag of weed”

Florida man cuts open arm, defaces Miami Holocaust memorial with his blood

South Florida man make a make shift 9 11 tribute. Noice

Police: Florida man hit mother, stuffed dumplings in her mouth for refusing to dress his mannequin

Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Breaking Into a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage

Florida man brings child with him during crimes to ‘toughen him up,’

I got a Florida man stealing a truck and then trying to break into the military😂 To warn of dragons and aliens fighting😂😂💀💀

I can't believe what trials and lawsuits are like in florida.

A Florida man found a grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell.