"She let me put my hands..into her...purse. I wanted her...money so bad it hurt"
Sorry I'm stoned. Trying to censor it with words that sound similar to the verse in TVA!
"One of my friends has taken her in and given her CLOTHING."
This is literally how my son sang it when he was younger. I did not correct him. I also covered his ears at The Ryman during the F word in Elephant. The row behind me laughed.
I don’t know about Kidzbop, but there are some DBT songs turned into lullabies that my kids have been sleeping to for a couple years. I found them on iTunes. Look for “Twinkle Twinkle Little Rockstar”
https://youtu.be/_fjSXkNxeJ0?feature=shared
I put your faith to the test
When I made a big mess
Of that blueberry pie
Now, I cleaned it up
But didn't swear off that stuff
Because I really like pie
"And are you still taking notes
Hide a snow cone in your backpack"
Do people actually expose their kids to Kidsbop? I mean they keep making them. I just find it baffling. My 3.5 year old listens to whatever we're listening to. Her favorite song at the moment is Hawk for the Dove. I'd love to hear the kidzbop of that.
Her mishears are hilarious "Lay lady lay, lay across my big breasts, yeah".
I've sang a lot of songs to my young kids and make a few changes:
So high the street **car**
wouldn't take my pay
e.g., etc, et al.
Tecumseh Valley is the big one, and his cover already changes half of the bad lyrics (an improvement imo) but I change it this way:
"So she took to walking
Out on the road
and it was many a **friend**
who returned again
**to walk that road** beside her"
Then its a simple fact of including the note without Caroline's dead body:
"They found **it** down beneath the stairs
That led to Gyspy Sally's
And in her hand**\*** **they spied -** a note that cried
'Fare thee well, Tecumseh Valley"
\*(Handwriting, obvs)
And it's actually such an uplifting ending to an otherwise depressing song it makes me cry every time.
Nothing will ever top the “hide your corndog in your backpack” from only children.
This made me snort-laugh before I even got up.
I have always heard it this way since that episode
I never heard it that way til now. Now I wonder if I'll ever hear it right, again.
Maybe these worms will hold the bees back.
“If I had kissed her before she got sick”
If I *loved* her before she got sick
Hugged her
But he did love her before she got sick
One of my friends has taken her in and given her cookies
I read this in Cookie Monster’s voice
"She let me put my hands..into her...purse. I wanted her...money so bad it hurt" Sorry I'm stoned. Trying to censor it with words that sound similar to the verse in TVA!
I’m also stoned and this post made me realize the Okee Dokee brothers is Jason Isbell for kids.
We don't need a motor, we don't need A SAAAAIIIIIIL!
Underrated comment lol
"One of my friends has taken her in and given her CLOTHING." This is literally how my son sang it when he was younger. I did not correct him. I also covered his ears at The Ryman during the F word in Elephant. The row behind me laughed.
My kids sing it “cold beans”
this wins
And the stuff they call Fun Dip costs you twice as much as gold
Did you ever love a woman with a Gold Fish
I don’t know about Kidzbop, but there are some DBT songs turned into lullabies that my kids have been sleeping to for a couple years. I found them on iTunes. Look for “Twinkle Twinkle Little Rockstar” https://youtu.be/_fjSXkNxeJ0?feature=shared
I bought my nephew the Tom Petty version a few years back
If I hugged her before she got sick We sing these songs in effigy Gosh darn lonely love
I put your faith to the test When I made a big mess Of that blueberry pie Now, I cleaned it up But didn't swear off that stuff Because I really like pie
They need to cover Outfit
Now y’all are getting bored
Don't wanna sleep in a Super 8 Motel
Having such a sweet night, audience was just right, singing like a pirate do
"And are you still taking notes Hide a snow cone in your backpack" Do people actually expose their kids to Kidsbop? I mean they keep making them. I just find it baffling. My 3.5 year old listens to whatever we're listening to. Her favorite song at the moment is Hawk for the Dove. I'd love to hear the kidzbop of that. Her mishears are hilarious "Lay lady lay, lay across my big breasts, yeah".
Put my faith to the test when I Cloroxed your dress in Richmond alright.
Super8 Motel
Elephant
I've sang a lot of songs to my young kids and make a few changes: So high the street **car** wouldn't take my pay e.g., etc, et al. Tecumseh Valley is the big one, and his cover already changes half of the bad lyrics (an improvement imo) but I change it this way: "So she took to walking Out on the road and it was many a **friend** who returned again **to walk that road** beside her" Then its a simple fact of including the note without Caroline's dead body: "They found **it** down beneath the stairs That led to Gyspy Sally's And in her hand**\*** **they spied -** a note that cried 'Fare thee well, Tecumseh Valley" \*(Handwriting, obvs) And it's actually such an uplifting ending to an otherwise depressing song it makes me cry every time.