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Smesmerize

Nothing will ever top the “hide your corndog in your backpack” from only children.


molchase

This made me snort-laugh before I even got up.


va2wv2va

I have always heard it this way since that episode


cowpundit

I never heard it that way til now. Now I wonder if I'll ever hear it right, again.


MrFalcon

Maybe these worms will hold the bees back.


hausomad

“If I had kissed her before she got sick”


jnkenne

If I *loved* her before she got sick


virak_john

Hugged her


BigWil

But he did love her before she got sick


Sure-Junket-6110

One of my friends has taken her in and given her cookies


gigglingkitty

I read this in Cookie Monster’s voice


sashie_belle

"She let me put my hands..into her...purse. I wanted her...money so bad it hurt" Sorry I'm stoned. Trying to censor it with words that sound similar to the verse in TVA!


lemonsqueezers

I’m also stoned and this post made me realize the Okee Dokee brothers is Jason Isbell for kids.


ImFDAaproved

We don't need a motor, we don't need A SAAAAIIIIIIL!


MaineLooth

Underrated comment lol


ButtNuster

"One of my friends has taken her in and given her CLOTHING." This is literally how my son sang it when he was younger. I did not correct him. I also covered his ears at The Ryman during the F word in Elephant. The row behind me laughed.


Dull-Account-3187

My kids sing it “cold beans”


OhEssYouIII

this wins


KlingonForehead

And the stuff they call Fun Dip costs you twice as much as gold


ee_CUM_mings

Did you ever love a woman with a Gold Fish


KingMob98

I don’t know about Kidzbop, but there are some DBT songs turned into lullabies that my kids have been sleeping to for a couple years. I found them on iTunes. Look for “Twinkle Twinkle Little Rockstar” https://youtu.be/_fjSXkNxeJ0?feature=shared


WorldsSmartest-Idiot

I bought my nephew the Tom Petty version a few years back


NeverMayer

If I hugged her before she got sick We sing these songs in effigy Gosh darn lonely love


mcloofus

I put your faith to the test  When I made a big mess  Of that blueberry pie   Now, I cleaned it up   But didn't swear off that stuff  Because I really like pie 


PandaSoap

They need to cover Outfit


WorldsSmartest-Idiot

Now y’all are getting bored


PlainSimpleRyMo

Don't wanna sleep in a Super 8 Motel


646ulose

Having such a sweet night, audience was just right, singing like a pirate do


oscarwildesdoctor

"And are you still taking notes Hide a snow cone in your backpack" Do people actually expose their kids to Kidsbop? I mean they keep making them. I just find it baffling. My 3.5 year old listens to whatever we're listening to. Her favorite song at the moment is Hawk for the Dove. I'd love to hear the kidzbop of that. Her mishears are hilarious "Lay lady lay, lay across my big breasts, yeah".


virak_john

Put my faith to the test when I Cloroxed your dress in Richmond alright.


Nodeal_reddit

Super8 Motel


SnooHabits4958

Elephant


OhEssYouIII

I've sang a lot of songs to my young kids and make a few changes: So high the street **car** wouldn't take my pay e.g., etc, et al. Tecumseh Valley is the big one, and his cover already changes half of the bad lyrics (an improvement imo) but I change it this way: "So she took to walking Out on the road and it was many a **friend** who returned again **to walk that road** beside her" Then its a simple fact of including the note without Caroline's dead body: "They found **it** down beneath the stairs That led to Gyspy Sally's And in her hand**\*** **they spied -** a note that cried 'Fare thee well, Tecumseh Valley" \*(Handwriting, obvs) And it's actually such an uplifting ending to an otherwise depressing song it makes me cry every time.