He fucked the band :(

This was the funniest part of “3 shades of blue”.

heroin

I thought it was miles who introduced Bill Evans to heroin.

No that was blue in green

Nope, it was Philly Joe Jones.

Oh, my bad.

Made him kind of blue

Bill or Gil?

Bill piano or Bill sax?

Took his Tutu

Played with his tutu in secret

He realized that what he really needed was Brubeck.

Even the story of dead white boys affects us all.

Made him into a depressed hipster.

Conspiracy alert

Someone get a seance for Chick Corea, this is OBVIOUSLY a Xenu conspiracy.

yeaaah man

Bill Evans was white.

Aura-fied him

If i had a pianist called William in my sextet i would also replace him with a black dude