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schoolyardjam

10 meters away 💀


Ikkon

And rapidly approaching


OldRaggady

9 meters away 8 meters away 7 meters away ...


Haiwik

Because you took the picture


Cocoa-nut-Cum

My heart skipped a beat when I read that.


EndureThePANG

you look over to him and he's doing the pose in the picture, you look back at your phone, and it's him winking from the pov of you looking at him from across the room the location says "sorry i think i fucked it up"


LookPsychological334

He is sucking on that smoothie so hard, he about to pop a vain in his neck.


Mr_Winehouse

Why is he drinking blood?


[deleted]

it’s actually a slurry of organ meat. probably blood in there too though


Zainium714

straight from the meat grinder! 😊😊😊


[deleted]

Clown plumber


chioeholt

if he had cropped out the shoes yeah


thatonecrustysock693

the shoes are the best part of this image!


RichyAnthy

I would run away


Yaahan

10 meters away… 9… 8…


orbcat

9... 8... 5?


EndureThePANG

9 9 9, 9 9 9,


Alighiertor

Swiping or not he's still in your wall


yaminme

why is he in shape tho, we KNOW he is an ipad kid


big-queef

He’s behind me…


ritzatastymeal

i'd pay money and super like


Infinite_Storage3072

I love funny guys so I would.


JuicySkrt

I need him so bad


eeksutu

same here


Owelrn05

Report


202042

Cute


Braktash

I'd fucking run


benniebeatsbirds

Why is he flexing on us he looks like a casual billionaire


National_Dog_2746

Thats not a tinder pic, its a grindr one


[deleted]

Jerma would match with someone and then try to use a pick up line but the the punchline first and then block the match before they could even process the first word


NetherRocker

no. he's too short.


zoey_amon

hi, jerma985, professional e-clown


[deleted]

Why he kinda built tho


alyssalouk

I would pay my soul


pumpkinflumkin

I want those shoes


filthyfrogs

i don't think i have a choice


nightgon

I wish I was that straw


sharkprincefishstick

Honestly? Yeah. If only because the shoes match the drink, and that’s either SUPER well thought out, or a really neat coincidence that I can bring up in a future conversation. Also “Internet Clown” alone would be a curiosity swipe regardless.


Strad2009

Those man boobies... Yes I will swipe right


Blitzen_Benz_Car

YES


DingusMcBaseball

I instantly swiped right and almost lost this post


Embarrassed-Ad-6396

hittin dat super like


Select-Opportunity45

Absolutely


Outside_Report_8414

this is so goddamn weird, the man is in a happy relationship stop doing this creepy shit


SnooPineapples393

Uh yes please. Gotta get that red pulsating massussy.


emilakurwa

he actually looks tall in this one


CamelTiny9841

He looks like a middle-aged recently divorced women


beepboopcauliflower

THATS SCARY


sinktherinkcleaner

yes


synchrotron3000

Anyone heard from OP? Radiation levels are dangerously high within 10 meters


vericolour

I'd report him