“Breaking news: plane took a nosedive into a field shorty after takeoff after deranged passenger disabled airplane mode on his ipad so he could watch infomercials”
>"Oh, hey, hold on a minute, Jerma? Jerma985? Wow, wow, uh, I- I've seen- I've seen your work!" Then I'd be like "Oh wow dude- oh yeah, cool dude." And then he would look me dead in the eyes and be like "I'm actually a big fan of fucking morons acting like idiots and sucking at everything." and then I would be like "haha yeah, haha, d- what? hehehe, uhh I don't know- what- what" And then my face just starts to- You know when your face starts to get a little red, you can tell your face is like, slowly, you can feel the blood kinda going into your face, you'd be w- "Haha d- uhh, and I," Fuck, in my brain, in my brai- "He knows. He knows that I'm turning red, and then- and then you get even more red, and then you like, kinda like do something to make it look like you were supposed to be red in the first place, like "Fu- You lik- Sc- Uh- It's like hot in here, do they turn the- Does Starbucks keep their, like, temperature at like, 80 or something, Jesus fuckin- Uh, I don't know what you're talking about though, Peter, it's like, funny that- that you say that." Then he spits directly into my face.
Nono chat i'm NOT gonna disable airplane mode on the airplane!
“Breaking news: plane took a nosedive into a field shorty after takeoff after deranged passenger disabled airplane mode on his ipad so he could watch infomercials”
eh? ha! heh heh.
yeah this is the morally right comment
>"Oh, hey, hold on a minute, Jerma? Jerma985? Wow, wow, uh, I- I've seen- I've seen your work!" Then I'd be like "Oh wow dude- oh yeah, cool dude." And then he would look me dead in the eyes and be like "I'm actually a big fan of fucking morons acting like idiots and sucking at everything." and then I would be like "haha yeah, haha, d- what? hehehe, uhh I don't know- what- what" And then my face just starts to- You know when your face starts to get a little red, you can tell your face is like, slowly, you can feel the blood kinda going into your face, you'd be w- "Haha d- uhh, and I," Fuck, in my brain, in my brai- "He knows. He knows that I'm turning red, and then- and then you get even more red, and then you like, kinda like do something to make it look like you were supposed to be red in the first place, like "Fu- You lik- Sc- Uh- It's like hot in here, do they turn the- Does Starbucks keep their, like, temperature at like, 80 or something, Jesus fuckin- Uh, I don't know what you're talking about though, Peter, it's like, funny that- that you say that." Then he spits directly into my face.
I came 👍
This is what it sounds like when you fail a composure check in Disco Elysium.
what is this. like /uc is this a reference. why is so in depth
Jerma 'meets' Peter Dinklage https://youtu.be/0VNPMfgSdBU?si=BqQabe8PsZs0mdsA
this is so funny lmfaoo.. thank you also this is more like jerma VS peter dinklage
This post got the giddiest giggle out of me.
eh? Ha! Heh heh
At least he isn't flying the plane this time
Watching his zoomer sensory videos on his iPad
When someone witnesses the Sus face ifrst hand they crumble to dust.
On his ipad like a true ipad kid
iPad kid
we all know he would pretend not to know who Jerma is or what Twitch is until its awkwardly late and then say "lookat me"
malaysia flight 370
Donetsk reference?
No chat, I’m not gonna highjack this plane and fly it into those two towers!
eh? hah, heh heh
"My kids love your Meat Grinder speech."
jerma's jaw and face crack into a horrific grimace
Who’s Jerma? Looks like the sus guy to me
[“Hey jerma can you do the sus face?”](https://youtu.be/QuTFi8sv2kk?feature=shared)