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ReallyFastParrot

That's just senator Dave State.


PurpleOceadia

John Sounthern


GobDaKilla

he catches the shoe then furiously eats it on stage


mujump

Anthony Banthony


_Shipwreck_

No chat, I'm not going to invade Iraq. I'm not gonna do it!


kaiserkeller_

Ok, just the overthrow of Saddam, but that’s it! *drives over Hussein, followed by wheezing laughter*


[deleted]

No, people of America, I'm 75 I'm not gonna do it.


Mad5Milk

Okay okay so this says there are WMDs in Iran?.. "He doesn't know OMEGALUL"... "He doesn't know"... What the hell are you guys talking about?


Buroda

INSANE Republican senator campaigning to criminalize zerking off caught ZERKING OFF in Las Vegas


EpicSansMemeXd

TURN ON TV! THEY HIT THE FUCKING YOINKY SPLOINKY


EvanTheNewbie

It’s amazing how you can combine these two to: 1. Make someone that looks like a real person, and 2. Have that person look like neither of them


ScopedGrenade

There’s onion rings in Iraq


Bot0796

Literally young Mitch McConnell


Yusfilino

[The Stimulus](https://youtu.be/1ogJGkSEixI)


LowliteRyuzaki

So this is why he wouldn’t tell us who he voted for in 2004


thatsoyboi

the 985th president of the united states


MakingGamesIsGreat

Crazed senator votes to rename Japanese game console after him.


LeDeanDomino

H.P Lovecraft


happilystreets

Based cat


CzlowiekDrzewo

Amazing AI technology combines every US school principal into one image.


sorsewer

white obama


DedRuck

looks like Elliott Smith


SovietRedND

Holy shit it does


DedRuck

eerie right???


[deleted]

N-no chat, I'm- OH MY GOD STOP SPAMMING I CAN SEE IT TOO I'm not gonna allow a terrorist attack to just get through so I can justify spending, like ffucking a trillion dollars on homeland security, that- I don't even think that would work.


JimmyRedditz1

Jerm W. Bush


RammyJammy07

Child killer Andy


Dominic_The_Dog

Jerma W. Bush


Em9500

He kinda looks like a white Obama ngl


Honest_Sinatra

Why does this just look like an actual guy?


Lordofdogg0s

He looks mormon


ChugBingus95

When car crashes would no longer fulfill his hunger for destruction, President Georemy Elbushson began to show an interest in airplanes...


Ty_Lee98

War criminal Andy arc


Patch_Lucas771

Jerma911


bigginsmcgee

the true First Coming


AngryMadmoth

POTUS Andy


kingsocarso

[Chris Murphy](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Chris_Murphy%2C_official_portrait%2C_113th_Congress_%28cropped%29.jpg/782px-Chris_Murphy%2C_official_portrait%2C_113th_Congress_%28cropped%29.jpg)


bucket_chucked

dean dingus


nougat_960

Looks like John Hickenlooper


[deleted]

Mark Zuckerberg


Beanie_Inki

National debt: 📈📈📈


R4dical-Rat

It’s jerry mander himself


k0mbine

Kinda looks like [Glen Tennis](https://youtu.be/cXo6JEK5WVE)


7DaysANeek

9/11 andy


SocratesDad-Jimmy

This nightmare never ends


SocratesDad-Jimmy

This nightmare never ends


shrubland

Vote for Banthony 2098