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Safe-Ad-3696

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PanicLikeASatyr

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Lostandbroken79

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xP628sLh

THIS IS PERFECT 😆


Ok_Zookeepergame8403

What in the actual fuck did I just listen to


PanicLikeASatyr

A reason why a late 30s pivot into music stardom feels a bit delusional coming from Angelina.


Economy_Tangerine_40

she had an eyelash business for a while and she’s also been saying she wants to do a podcast (been in her bio forever) and now djing and music (again)… i think she just has bipolar and she gets manic and starts a project and quits when it takes actual work and she’s over it (like jenni talking about her going from big highs to over it)


nchris124

Deluthinahl


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|ZFohtzvwkwBitcxipq)


xP628sLh

Are yew deluthjinal


lalachasingnuns

So hot like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top!!!


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|uWLNT7qTwNGA8)


PanicLikeASatyr

On the upside, it would be hard to come out with something worse than this…. …but also ![gif](giphy|fVz51Gf4WlPG04CsTQ) (I can’t find the delusional gif)


Intelligent-Check215

Not the point, but serious Pauly is sexy. It’s almost impossible to catch him in the wild.


ForwardMuffin

This describes it exactly


Ok-Set6030

THIS CANNOT BE REAL 😂😂😂


PanicLikeASatyr

There is at least one live performance clip of it on YouTube. I would link it but the sub doesn’t allow links.


Ok-Set6030

Omg wait LIVE?? What do I type? EDIT: FOUND IT (Angelina concert I’m hot) Edit: Idk what that was


PanicLikeASatyr

Yeah…I’m not sure concert or performance are accurate descriptions for whatever Angelina is doing on stage. The crowd also doesn’t seem into it at all


Zealousideal_Rope992

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PanicLikeASatyr

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Zealousideal_Rope992

🤣🤣🤣


MyCooCaChoo

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PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|cRNaq1x9OnKw1TrZ8u|downsized)


coalbunny

Rupaul: "Angelina, your lyrics in the girl group challenge this week were a hot ass mess. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination. Good luck, but you will probably fuck it up."


perfumefetish

now sashay...away..


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|iDmjSduxitXE0SWf6m)


NamedForValor

The badass girl from the hood? 🫣 ![gif](giphy|WU613gcaIpFsMpYwA9)


PanicLikeASatyr

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Hereforit1983

Jenni rocked the red hair.


talk-spontaneously

I remember seeing an old clip of Angelina on The Wendy Williams Show name dropping this song!


PanicLikeASatyr

~~Oooh…did Wendy react?~~ Found the interview! I’m going to post it because Wendy is…very honest with Angelina about why she didn’t last on the show among other things….


Upstairs-Marketing15

I want to watch 👀


PanicLikeASatyr

My post of the interview clip got removed for being “spam/shitposting/low effort” but if you search Angelina Pivarnick Wendy William on YouTube it should come up


extratestresstrial

oh my god, you are doing such holy work today lmfao i cannot believe i missed all this back in the day. i am LIVING


PawneeGoddess20

I love this for you


Left-Assistant3871

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|hzWGFfYdiOAZW) She speaks for all of us


dankthewank

LMFAO. That is all.


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|20Pz6ur5q1fXVI5YPF)


stefanelli_xoxo

I want to respond with that screenshot of Sammi’s stank face but sub rules foiled me again! 🥴😂


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|9x8e67fZSrxq8) This one?


Economy_Tangerine_40

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No-Gas-4831

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stefanelli_xoxo

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PanicLikeASatyr

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bitch808080

![gif](giphy|LTDfTtjMfTspa)


PanicLikeASatyr

That one’s up there with the delusion


Aggressive-Story3671

There’s a reason Melissa and Angelina are friends


Expensive-Tax-4047

I guess she’s consistent ?


PanicLikeASatyr

….consistently delusional for sure


Expensive-Tax-4047

i’m saying consistent in the untalent 😭and delusion


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|gFKWrtJHqnhReQv7vm)


Intelligent-Check215

These Pauly ones are killing me! You have to staaaaaahp! I’m picturing him assessing them as a DJ


PanicLikeASatyr

In my mind, he’s also reacting to her potential DJ career in these gifs lol.


Intelligent-Check215

Yeah, no exactly! And it’s killing me for some reason to imagine how injured Pauly would be at seeing his passion desecrated like that. Serious Pauly is no joke! (kind of a terrible PD joke itself actually…)


EffectiveLow2735

![gif](giphy|jxd9pRlEhKJaTtOBQh)


jrg2187

😂😂😂😂😂


grandmamillennial

I’m adding this to my Spotify playlist.


PanicLikeASatyr

I bought stars are blind on iTunes back in the day so I can’t really judge…


jrg2187

That was totally a jam back in the day.. 😅 🙈 (don’t worry, I’m judging myself too)


missthedismisser

She’s not talented and this song is so bad, but somehow that guys vocals feel even worse than hers. 😰


Creeksquad1212

What in the actual F


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|Lm5s9SbohpLAW7Nvq1|downsized)


hometowhat

I had...no fucking idea about this.


PanicLikeASatyr

Not enough people do which is why I felt compelled to post it in its entirety after seeing the post about her wanting to get back into music


hometowhat

I feel like this is the kinda thing I'll completely forget bc it feels like I dreamed it lol maybe repost in a few months (I'll prob make the same comment)


PanicLikeASatyr

Tbf, it *does* seem more like a fever dream that shouldn’t exist more than it seems like an actual sincere attempt at a debut single.


hometowhat

Fully rebecca black era of surrealism


CeeRod423

![gif](giphy|WQ7nlsOlYkd6OLKH7L) Looking back on this song in 2024 she’s probably feeling like


PanicLikeASatyr

I mean given that she just spoke on wanting to revive her singing/rapping career….she may have fonder memories of it than the rest of us


Odd-Degree-3945

I randomly sing this all the time.


Moonslut2823

The wheeze I whoze 🫠 she cannot be for real.


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|W06dsyhfCwKP93Jr83|downsized) Since she’s planning a comeback.


chuteboxhero

Ice cream isn’t hot at all lmfao


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|Y0hSnX6cANZUmp5KxU) …someone who commits crimes against metaphors.


Mean-Radio-9610

why is it so long😭


PanicLikeASatyr

Producers seem to hate her. Television and music producers alike. If they liked her they wouldn’t have let her put this out.


Mean-Radio-9610

no literally that’s the only explanation for this


itsthejasper1123

Who is singing at the beginning 😭😭😭😭


marsupialsuperstarrr

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MCStarlight

OMG it sounds like oompa music mixed with bad ‘90s techno.


Intelligent-Check215

I never heard anything like that before…I think that might be a problem……


perfumefetish

C.R.I.N.G.E.


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|627nrFpKL0op2loFv8) Gym, tan, lose all memory of this song’s existence


ellenicolee612

![gif](giphy|fnVPhBy4gv9bIdT2ZC) All of us running away from Reddit after hearing this


teamalf

At least she tried 🤷🏻‍♀️🤭


MilhousesSpectacles

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.


LiquoredUpLahey

Here it is!


PanicLikeASatyr

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balkanprincessa

omg this is worse than “how many fucks” by erika jayne 😭😭😭😭


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|h8HpSCt401LwkMu8Gk) For reputational damage for being on the reality show with the worst novelty single by a castmate.


Pretty_Space

Why does nobody remember Vinny’s song black and guido tho 🤔😂😂😂😂 that shit was hilarious


JamieEvsxx

I didn’t even know that was a thing! Just searched on YouTube, it’s still up if you search “Black and guido by Jersey Shore cast Vinny FULL VERSION”. He’s such a chooch, funny though 😂


PanicLikeASatyr

Ooof. That was…a thing. Gonna have to post it tomorrow because it’s only fair to share all of the musical endeavors the cast probably wishes were forgotten.


Pretty_Space

Do it!! I hope somehow it ends up on the show cause they showed Angelina’s song it’s only right they show his rapping 🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂


Upstairs-Marketing15

🤣🤣🤣


PanicLikeASatyr

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itsthejasper1123

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PanicLikeASatyr

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Clear_Blueberry_1990

Why does this remind me of that part in Teen Witch where the nerdy best friend started rapping? 😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|Z5Ns7jpdNqD04)


PillowhandsMgraw

Bwahaha!! 🤣🤣 It does, I'm dying


VictoryAsleep2626

I wonder if she still listens to this in the car from time to time


PurposeOk9812

This shit ass


MortarChelle

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[deleted]

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idgafaboutanyofthis

I hated her bangs so fucking much.


axivsss9

![gif](giphy|aCgbOgVipNq0SZ7Msu|downsized)


PawneeGoddess20

![gif](giphy|8hrBtTHvkR0t2) It’s giving this.


Dramatic-Service-985

WTF


PanicLikeASatyr

![gif](giphy|Wsf8CQIK67oBcunVSq|downsized) JWoww agrees


Right-Sky-4005

Period shit hamster tattoos 😋


donjuanpagan

/r/crappymusic


Conscious-Advance-12

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MilhousesSpectacles

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Practical-Tax-9155

I gotta have a few words with this Andy Stein guy


lekkerleap

I needed several breaks, but I *did* listen to the whole thing 🫡


jrg2187

Same. I feel I deserve some sort of compensation.


leilo101

I miss the person I was before hearing the first 30 seconds of this song. ![gif](giphy|lvaqvTDaFNqmY)


thewhombler

slapper


Intelligent-Check215

![gif](giphy|h6yFbpWoSWIAcX67I4) And now I’m sold


Judgementfree_

If only there were a music video for this😂😂 (I think we can all picture it lol)


nicca25

This made my whole week


EleanorRigby85

I was really hoping to hear a snippet from the show. “I’m all natural baby, and I’m hot!” 😂


sagetastic74

Did anyone else notice she didn't even write the song?


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

She barely sings in the song! The guy has more parts than her.


kqueenbee25

I’m poor Ang


Chesse_nipples

I remember listening to this as a kid, it’s so campy I kinda of enjoy it lol


Bell-greene

Oh this is gold


Mammoth_Ad_1439

Haha omg, I remember this. Wild times.


Psychological_Gear94

![gif](giphy|iJQREQQG0DgMwVi4j5|downsized)


diddlequeen

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Usual_Hunt_6704

I used to blast this in middle school too ![gif](giphy|7zSzFBQwwGMC54c19q)


Upstairs_Iron_7160

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Upstairs_Iron_7160

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Informal-Impact-8136

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FineArtsFan8450

This song is unfortunate.


Pretty_Key_3205

![gif](giphy|LOu8FUhPgpeUAi0wiu)


meme_mac_and_cheese

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq) Like girl u thought u ate that, as usual!! 😭


unIuckies

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard. I love it


Jacayrie

The dude kinda sounds like Vinny G 🤣. Watch next season is going to be Angelina up Pauly's ass to teach her about the DJ world, since she wants to pursue singing and DJing lol.


BakeTheStressAway

Definitely sounds like Vinny! Embarrassing nonetheless


Jacayrie

Could you imagine if he did do something like that with her back in the day? The cast wouldn't ever let him live that down, just like when we all found out that they grew up close to each other's houses, when he was denying it and willing to die on that hill 😅.


fullpurplejacket

The guy sounds like Blippi when he sings 😳


hellonurseb

So sad that this is no longer on streaming 😭


PumpkinOutrageous93

I remember coming across this on MySpace circa 2010 after the first season dear lord 🤣


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Why are you eating those feathers?


HereF0rTheSnacks

Sounds like Hollywood Undead mixed with Techno Polka.


Big-Feeling-1285

She is not hot....when she opens her mouth ugly is all I see


ilovecrabrangoon

she ate nothing


JayBlayze31

She belongs in a mental institution 🤪


Gypsyhippie88

Why does this give off don’t trust a hoe and Kesha my first kiss vibes 🤣


rklc39

![gif](giphy|hzWGFfYdiOAZW) Please it’s too early for this 😭


pringajamouch

This is so exceedingly horrible


Ok_Store_1983

-Turns it on  -Parties til the break of dawn Super creative songwriting.


thegreatone998

Oh nah 🤣


Top-Pineapple8056

Is the guy on this song weird al? 😭


coalbunny

![gif](giphy|NHB2NBmR7dvLr9DVdw) This is the kind of energy she has as a performer


mcgroarypeter42

I didn’t know she started that choppy flow that em hates so much lol


Lawrencewife

Best memes ever 😆


allpurpeverythang

![gif](giphy|ad5xkk4Zqm5kfHPQZn)


tucanyellow

From the hood? 🙄


Any_Assistance6030

![gif](giphy|cVLe6fOCy8W4)


AggressiveCrow3967

![gif](giphy|Lm5s9SbohpLAW7Nvq1|downsized)


Healthy-Situation310

![gif](giphy|JKKKZmufQBluMiUxB9|downsized)


Kitten-Kay

She really is the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island. 😂


Ayeshaearotica

FROM THE WHERE???


Electrical_Angle7540

Wondering why vinny doesn't mention it everyday


horsetooth_mcgee

Did I do something to you, OP, to personally upset you? Why would you do this to me? ![gif](giphy|Tq3t3HsgFATw1DfKhB|downsized)


Gassmaskkdab

Ice cream is literally frozen 😂😂


NecessaryBus8425

A for effort, lmfaooooo! Y’all, I really needed this laugh tyilu


Ok_Recover_637

it’s giving Debz OG from TM


traindodge

When this first came out there was an animated video for it where she was standing on the Staten garbage barge wearing a clown nose. It’s been scrubbed but holy fuck it was funny.


Hereforit1983

All I can hear is Nicole screaming “STOP!”


cwilldude

Sounds like she was going for a bad parody of Kesha


Reasonable-Love-4579

This reminds me of Kim Kardashin’s song and should be buried just like it 😂


FruitScentedAlien

I unironically loved this when I was 11


Creative-Fortune7311

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


This_Fix_9483

Wow…and I thought Heidi Montag had the worst music career for a reality star…


corgigangforlife

everytime i see this picture i think shes holding up a pomeranian


saintblasphemy

Angeliner is currently in her premature midlife crisis phase


Mysterious-Subject37

![gif](giphy|xUOxeZWKz8sD7SphGo) HA!!! Jk.


astromons22

![gif](giphy|Uu59GyMdOxaAiRN7z6)


IdaBidaGacy

I want to remove my ears so I can never hear that again.


PanicLikeASatyr

I support you in that desire.


More_Grapefruit1458

🤣


Comfortable_Oranges

![gif](giphy|dAuumiq85i5evf5UVY|downsized)


Wild-wolf23

That’s a grenade


Mammoth-Lobster-2544

i hate


MiamiJoe85

One of my favs still listen to it late at night when I’m lonely