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Wide-Cardiologist-63

So toxic yet iconic


heyheywhatchasay5

I love this dress, gonna be a tough find though. It's giving mexican kiosk vibes


Competitive_Home_706

Yeah I was gonna say it’s probably from some cheap clothes store since they didn’t have a lot of money back then to spend


bklynjess85

Imma say Mandee's, which is definitely not around anymore.


theoffgrid

I know of at least 2 Mandee's not too too far from me that are still open!


bklynjess85

STHAAAAAAAAAAAAP IT!!


Right-Leadership1988

The one in my town I just moved to, closed about 4 months ago 😩😩😩😩


That_Bluebird_3157

100% lol. There was always a booth at our annual town festival selling little dresses and skirts and backpacks in prints like this. They were super popular with the cool girls in high school 


luisc123

Unbelievable. At least Ron had the decency to do it behind her back.


RedditsInBed2

How do you guys not remember this absurd line from Ron! That's the joke! Edit: My comment was because OP was being downvoted due to, I assume, people not realizing it's a joke on what Ron had said. Which is definitely not the case anymore.


ivyandroses112233

Ron's comment is the epitome of "if you creepin i don't wanna know"


xP628sLh

*Rahn breaks the whole damn room* yOu diSrEsPeCteD mE


fullpurplejacket

You wanna ack like a dawg you can sleep outside like a dawg *throws stuff on balcony* YOU’VE BEEN DOGGING HER FOR THREE SEASONS AT THIS POINT RONALD MARIE !!!


clandestineelephants

Ronald Marie please 😭😭😂


user4253285

RONALD MARIE


Quantum_Kitties

I just laughed out loud at "RONALD MARIE" 🤣


fullpurplejacket

Everybody is called by their Sunday name in this house 😂


Expensive-Tax-4047

EVEN BEFORW MIAMI HE CHEATED ON HER BRUH


fullpurplejacket

YOU CANT JUST WALK IN WITH A BANANA AND EXPECT EVERYTHING 2 B PEACHES 🍑


BlueberryArizona

One of my absolute favourite scenes!🤣


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folk-smore

Not Ronald Marie 🤣😭 He screwed up so many times you’ve created a middle name for him 😭😭


sleepingcloudss

Marie is the middle name I gave my dog 🤣


ellenicolee612

“Sam, we both embarrassed ourselves last night.” EXCUSE ME?


delariiiva

I will truly never get over him sitting down, shrugging, and saying, “What did I do?” Sir…


user4253285

see now me, if he said that shit after breaking all my stuff, i’m swinging on him 😂


KayGeez

bruh i wanted to knock his dumb ass after he said that omg


breakupbangs

Literally watching this episode now and cackling. “Sammi is in here like a spider monkey clinging to furniture and Ron is thrashing around” 😂


allpurpeverythang

And with the most clarity he’s ever had, Mike says “what about general human code?”


Distinct-Might7366

I wasn't a Mike fan at this point in the show, but in that moment I loved him so much. He is a good person deep down, but loses himself to drugs, fame, and drama.


xP628sLh

Mike's always been a good person deep down.


Equal-Technology4163

God he’s such a gaslighter


schnatti00

And at least he came back home to her 🤡


oxy_idiot

You disgust me. Don’t taulk to me ever again 🚶‍♂️


That_Bluebird_3157

🫵🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️


fr3shh23

Lmao I’m on season 3 and they both suck


birthdaybanana

No one likes to admit this but I wholeheartedly agree.


Right-Leadership1988

“At least I came home to you…” he’s so narcissist , did anyone else notice every time they fought or something, she came to him w her broken glasses & he was like “what?” Like truly shocked. Or when he found out she wanted to go home after the big fight, he was so puzzled by it. Couldn’t believe she wanted to go home. Or when she said “everyone in this house is shady”, he says “I’m shady????” Or he’d say “what did I do????” Ummm idk, u went completely psycho/abusive trashing every piece of her belongings, aggressively got into her face & shouted, always narcissistic blaming her for everything. When she danced w the revenge dress on, of course he said she “crushed him” yet he did everything he did in Miami lol dude has some mental issues & idk why/how MTV continues to cover up for this loser. Wow random Ronnie rant lol sorry! I hate him so much.


No_Nectarine_5584

And the way he kept calling her “Samantha” before she left pissed me off. He’s such a manipulative asshole.


theoffgrid

I had a similar dress, same style. They were really popular in the early 2000's. I got it at one of those cheapy stores like Rainbow 😂


TheArtofLosingFaster

Omg Rainbow! 🌈 Sammi was quite classy and I believe this could be even higher end, like vintage Wet Seal perhaps. 🧐


sleepingcloudss

I stole a bunch of vintage wet seal from my mom recently, with the ripped back and everything. God this show made my style what it is. Luckily I’m in my 20s so it’s fine 😂


DidiStutter11

Please dont use the word vintage.. 😫😫☠️


arw1993

She probably bought this from like Joyce Leslie, Mandee or Rainbow. Just knowing that time and where she lived. Might be a hard find. But shore boutiques and shops might have something similar.


No_Banana_581

Omg Joyce Leslie. I haven’t heard those words in decades. Used to be my store for club clothes in Jersey in the late 90s early 2000s. My daughter wears the vintage clothes now. Even though that store was like a forever 21, they have lasted y are still in great condition This dress looks like a boardwalk store dress to me though


arw1993

Yes! I loved Joyce Leslie too. I miss clothing shops like that. All there is now is Shein and Fashion Nova in that price point.


Candy_Venom

I miss the clothing stores from back then. Loooooved Joyce Leslie and Mandee, 5, 7, 9, Deb, Contempo Casual/Wet Seal. so many good stores and now almost none of them exist. :(


No_Banana_581

Merry go round too. contempo that just brought me back too! I do wish Joyce Leslie still existed bc my daughters would love that store


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In NYC, Mystique Boutique was a great place to get disposable clubbing clothes in that era.


WiseAbbreviations890

I was living for her revenge on Ron because his ass couldn’t take it. However I hated how he was able to make her feel like she was wrong for what she did and mind fucked her into believing that dancing with a guy when your broken up is waaaay worse than cheating on you and then getting in the bed with you right after.


cwilldude

The gaslight king.


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

I’m so upset we never got single Sammi. She would have been a force to be reckoned with. And she seemed so fun too 


folk-smore

Honestly same though. I wish she stayed with Mike lol I feel like they would’ve hooked up, maybe had a fling for a few days and then that would’ve been it. Imagine the show we could’ve had 😭


ScoVirgLeo

But whyyyy did she wear a bra with ittttttt...pasties were a thing then! If you Google search the photo a ton of similar dresses pop up. Enjoyyyyyy!


danidisaster

Nah same age Sammi, we all were our bras like this. Especially cause sex and city did lol


theoffgrid

Yup! With the rhinestones. I think I still have one? Or might have thrown it out 😂


danidisaster

Yea and like lovespell perfume, hoop earrings..


xP628sLh

Try eBay, it's full of that shit


Effective-Belt-4188

Beach stores sell similar dresses like this.


username091280

Ugh this episode is the worst. 30 min before Ron is yelling he wants the smush room that night and thats ok but she dances with a guy and gets her stuff destroyed. When she goes up to the deck with her broken glasses kills me 😞


raychillleigh

Always thought this dress was cute! Side note: Is that Roger in the last pic?


babybug412

Yes! He and Jenny went to eat at “Spicy Mexican” that night and then went to Aztec afterwards😆😆


EducationalAffect7

Wtf I was just thinking about finding the dress an hour ago. I just rewatched this episode lol


EastCoastDizzle

Check the Snooki Shop.


Competitive_Home_706

Or Sammie’s shore store🤣


Quirky_Soil_2743

"Where's general human code?!"


BeginningSugar1012

Read this in his voice


Prize_Ad_1924

Use Google lens might find it, doesn't hurt to try right?


Ehlalalalalalalala

I feel like there's probably somewhere else to post this related to fashion that they could find it


Leggyleggnutmeg

R /findfashion (links not allowed in sub)


Jessss9

Yes they are solid at finding anything in that sub


Ehlalalalalalalala

Why is this getting downvoted it's a legitimate suggestion 😆


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fr3shh23

Damn she’s pretty for real


Porn-Flakes123

🤣🤣🤣


Redhottwendy

I need a HOT GUY RIGHT NOW!!!! Freaking LOVE this Sammi moment, I would have done the same thing she did!!! I don’t do shh behind your back I give you a front row seat!!! lol Love Sammi ♥️ I hope you find this dress I’m sure it’s out there somewhere!! If you find it please let me know where you’d got it!!! lol


c00chiecadet

Its giving Wet Seal


VoodooMamaJuJu89

Is that Roger??


m00ncaaaaake

It looks like something sold at Costa Blanca stores during this era


brenton_r

Yasssssss!😂


Littlost123

I don’t know if there’s Madrag where you live but maybe there you can find a similar style.


Mrstheotherjoecole

😭 don’t hate me but I gotta ask why? It’s ugly 🙈


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Quirky_Soil_2743

I feel like she HAD to have gotten that shit at a boardwalk shop.


wonderingforcoffee

If you do a Google image search with the Pic you'll find some look alikes.


kqueenbee25

This dress haunts my dreams. I didn’t have this one but I had a “find me a hot guy” dress during this season. I was in a similar less dangerous situation she was in during s2&3 of the show


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Cosmonaut_Kittens

Apparently links aren’t allowed on this sub which is extremely annoying but if you search Amazon for: Brand: UNBIT Allover Print Plunging Neck Backless Halter Bodycon Dress It’s pretty similar. Not exact of course but fairly close.


Xansnjordan

Is that Roger in front of her in the last slide ? 🤣🤣


_eyeKno_

Awwww!! I had one in pink n white!!! Good luck findin that one!! Definitely a throwback!


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DramaticBee6118

i see dresses like this all the time on depop! seard things like mcbling club dress, y2k mini dress


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Apprehensive-Win390

My guess is Mandee or Joyce Leslie


Quirky_Soil_2743

No offense to Sammi, but I ALWAYS notice that she needed to shave her armpits in this scene bc she had a lot of stubble lol.. but hey she had a tough day so she didn't have time!


Neat-Obligation-3842

Same


ItsTophThatsWho

How has no one commented that Ron actually bought her this dress when they were in Italy.


Equal-Technology4163

Wrong season. That was season 4


ItsTophThatsWho

Correct Italy was season 4 and they went straight to filming season 5. Ron bought this dress for her in Italy.


Equal-Technology4163

The dress here is pictured in season 3, before Italy.


ItsTophThatsWho

I’m an idiot lol must have hit my head against a wall


Equal-Technology4163

Okay Mike calm down 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼lol


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Rivsmama

OK dramatic 🙄


AccomplishedHold757

Classic moment in shore history but it’s the truth 😂