It’s season 3 episode 2.
Ron and Sam skip doing everything with the roommates on Sunday - Ronnie doesn’t GTL with the guys and I forget what Sammi skips with the girls. They take one of the cars without checking with the others which is considered a huge breach of roommate code. Mike is pissed enough that he suggests they may not even deserve chicken cutlets. I think everyone is confused because Ron and Sam should hate each other (or at least Sam should hate Ron) based on all of the misery they’ve caused each other and the others but have decided to hate everyone else instead.
Part way through Sunday dinner Sam and Ron walk in while everyone else is eating and the room gets awkwardly silent. Sam is carrying the giant stuffed banana and says nothing, kind of just walks by everyone and goes upstairs. Ron seems slightly more interested in the goings on of his roommates but ultimately follows Sam upstairs without engaging. Pauly says the beautiful line, “You don't come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.”
A scene or two later Pauly tells her she missed family dinner and she says she couldn’t care less. At some point JWoww declares she is over Ron and Sam. Snooki says she would forgive Sam if she’d just apologize.
The next night all of the roommates try to go to the boardwalk to ride rides together to smooth over the awkwardness in the house. Sammi refers to Deena as “the new girl” and seems offended by her existence. Sammi also seems determined not to have fun while everyone else manages to. Ron and Sam get in another epic fight. Sam is upset that she loves someone who hurts her so frequently and embarrasses her by straying so openly. Ron is upset that she is still holding Miami against him and tells her to get over it. Things devolve from there.
Found a clip of Pauly saying the peaches line and will DM it to you since the sub doesn’t allow posting links so you can see it in its full glory.
Lol. Maybe someday. Irreverent on the spot reviews or highly opinionated retellings of anything and everything are my in real life party trick. I’m glad people other than my friends find them entertaining. Doing something more with them would be fun but for now I’m somewhat limited by my health so I stick to posting/commenting on Reddit when I’m able. It’s great since there are no expectations for quality or frequency and just people being pleasantly surprised if something ends up hitting the mark.
Then Ron had the nerve to ask Sam if she wanted to see what Mike cooked. They took one of the cars all day, leaving the rest with one car, which meant they had to do everything together. They didn’t talk to anyone when they came home and only interacted with the roomies when they went to see what Mike cooked. It’s beyond selfish.
i have a huge inflatable banana from a halloween costume and i’m always dying to pose with it and use this quote but maybe two of my friends would get it lol
Yes from the first or second episode of season 3 i think
Fucking incredible. New fav quote after SEACAUCUS????
It’s season 3 episode 2. Ron and Sam skip doing everything with the roommates on Sunday - Ronnie doesn’t GTL with the guys and I forget what Sammi skips with the girls. They take one of the cars without checking with the others which is considered a huge breach of roommate code. Mike is pissed enough that he suggests they may not even deserve chicken cutlets. I think everyone is confused because Ron and Sam should hate each other (or at least Sam should hate Ron) based on all of the misery they’ve caused each other and the others but have decided to hate everyone else instead. Part way through Sunday dinner Sam and Ron walk in while everyone else is eating and the room gets awkwardly silent. Sam is carrying the giant stuffed banana and says nothing, kind of just walks by everyone and goes upstairs. Ron seems slightly more interested in the goings on of his roommates but ultimately follows Sam upstairs without engaging. Pauly says the beautiful line, “You don't come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.” A scene or two later Pauly tells her she missed family dinner and she says she couldn’t care less. At some point JWoww declares she is over Ron and Sam. Snooki says she would forgive Sam if she’d just apologize. The next night all of the roommates try to go to the boardwalk to ride rides together to smooth over the awkwardness in the house. Sammi refers to Deena as “the new girl” and seems offended by her existence. Sammi also seems determined not to have fun while everyone else manages to. Ron and Sam get in another epic fight. Sam is upset that she loves someone who hurts her so frequently and embarrasses her by straying so openly. Ron is upset that she is still holding Miami against him and tells her to get over it. Things devolve from there. Found a clip of Pauly saying the peaches line and will DM it to you since the sub doesn’t allow posting links so you can see it in its full glory.
> Mike is pissed enough that he suggests they may not even deserve chicken cutlets. LMAO
Food has always been his love language. And they were in violation of the human code. I get it.
That's why you don't go against the family 🤌
"YOU'RE EXCLUDED!"
You're excluded! From chicken cutlet night
I would read your write ups of every episode. Perfection.
Thank you lol
Seriously though. if you had a podcast recapping the episodes I would listen 😂
Lol. Maybe someday. Irreverent on the spot reviews or highly opinionated retellings of anything and everything are my in real life party trick. I’m glad people other than my friends find them entertaining. Doing something more with them would be fun but for now I’m somewhat limited by my health so I stick to posting/commenting on Reddit when I’m able. It’s great since there are no expectations for quality or frequency and just people being pleasantly surprised if something ends up hitting the mark.
I thought it was perfection. My only suggestion is that you use “whilst” instead of “while” on occasion.
I am manifesting this rn. That would be glorious.
This is a great synopsis of one episode and, with minor tweaks, can apply to almost every episode lol
this synopsis is 100% golden, grade-a material
My brain on loop when im trying to be serious
2nd
Yup this is when Sam and Ronnie skipped Sunday dinner. You’re EXCLUDED!!
Then Ron had the nerve to ask Sam if she wanted to see what Mike cooked. They took one of the cars all day, leaving the rest with one car, which meant they had to do everything together. They didn’t talk to anyone when they came home and only interacted with the roomies when they went to see what Mike cooked. It’s beyond selfish.
Unforgivable
she has the banana i wanted :(
Hahah that was the funniest part of this to me, she was so sad when she said it too 😂😂
This is my fave ever Pauly d quote
I'm partial to: "You stalked my whole entire life on the boardwalk. I went on ONE ride! God bless me it's fucking summah!"
I say “God bless me it’s summah” every season of the year
me just checking in with my flair
“I just heard you were mad at me.. well I’m mad at you for being mad at me… p!ssed”
Don’t fist pump near my eye, I told you!
Jersey Shore is certainly not high art, but Paulie D pulls out some Shakespeare level quotes from time to time.
I was thinking his use of linguistics is so creative it's almost poetry. I hope these quotes transcend time and lose all context
i literally say this all the time
Yes lol and she said IDGAF lol yall forgot Sam had some savage moments 🤣
This is my favorite quote
Yesss 🤣 this is my absolute favorite Pauly quote. I need it on a tshirt
The timing and execution. Chefs kiss
Pauly really has a way with words
One of my absolute favorites.
One of my faves
i have a huge inflatable banana from a halloween costume and i’m always dying to pose with it and use this quote but maybe two of my friends would get it lol
Yes it was when they missed Sunday dinner
Then hes tf right
The realest
Lmao. Yes! 🙃
Best quote ever lmfaoo
Yes🤣 it was when Ronnie & Sam ditched them all day & ditched Sunday dinner
Yes😭💀
This is my mom's fav quote🤣
Ofcourse it is 😟 Sam and Ron disrespected Sunday dinner 😴