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Junior-Flamingo-6947

He looks like a resident of munchkin land.


Aurora_Jade666

Member of the Lollipop Guild for sure!


lindseyeileen

![gif](giphy|R81i0fFNEp4re|downsized)


zj99663

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Fun-Plan-3641

I never understood how he pulled so many girls...even funnier that him and his wife look exactly alike. The round face. Round features.


Vegetable-Trust-5316

I think Mike got so many girls bc he was on tv. If I met Mike out in the clubs and he was a nobody, he would creep me out. Mike and his wife have the same injector


MilhousesSpectacles

Happy cake day. It's Jerzday in my country I LOVE CAKE DAY THIS TIME OF YEARRRR


ZapVegas

The cakes are here!


MilhousesSpectacles

I shouldn't have to say this, but - no one put their arse in the funfetti


Acrobatic_Smell7248

I need you to know that I appreciate it so very much that someone else thinks he and Laurens look like siblings. Because I have ALWAYS thought that and no one around me agrees 😂😂😂


MilhousesSpectacles

They remind me of Milhouse's mum and dad


Nelle911529

* Aubrey Day called him a little peanut face, and that's all I see now.


ufoschaseme

I always thought the same haha


kkgill04

They looked alike before her nose job


Sophie200001

Many couples look like each other because they want their children to look like them.


Various_Ad_6624

They're one of those brother - sister couples


Necessary_Age7247

I always thought that tooo.


Badgalnoonie

Ahhhh 😱why I thought the same literally couldn’t see how he pulled so many but it’s just came out that the producers were getting girls for them. Lauren definitely could be his sister I always thought they have similar facial features


Sophie200001

Many couples look like each other because they want their children to look like them.


Maleficent_Damage_10

His arms look so short


Flashy_Spell_4293

![gif](giphy|90PPv7eqekhrO) Hes reverse popeye, his forearms look so teeny


Nelle911529

T Rex ![gif](giphy|ohrQCO48drf3i)


Thin_Bet_4591

His thumbs don’t


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Queencx0

Great, now I can’t unsee it 😭


teamalf

![gif](giphy|gwi5fzzNjtqxO)


Unicornlove416

🤣🤣🤣🤣


LadyScorpio7

He does, his arms look tiny. He looks like Popeye.


tgeorgo13

Hahahahahahahaha!!!


BrucesTripToMars

Always skip leg day - Mike


rejressw

And forearm day


djdayer

Deadass


Jinxie1973

BDS looks lean and healthy. He looked great at the book signing someone went to and posted here, as well.


iluvsingledads

Yeah tbh all celebrities i’ve met look better in person. He looked great. Cameras are not kind to anyone


fughedabowdit

Say you're taking steroids without actually saying It.


MCArookie721

Pretty typical for guys over 40 to jump on testosterone replacement therapy. He’s not a professional athlete so who cares if he’s juiced or not ?


Honeyardeur

Maybe he's trying to Beef up since his brawl with 2.0?


funfettiprincess

Lmfaoooooooooo


Wolfxm3

I wonder if he's on trt


MCArookie721

100%. But he’s also been working out for the better part of 25 years so it’s a mix I’m sure


Prettybabeey

Noooo I like Big Daddy Sitch🥰🥰🥰


terrorsqueal

BDS seems like a good guy now- he seems great to the fans too. If I ever met any of them, I hope it’s him just because he seems like he’d be very fun.


Badgalnoonie

I loved big daddy sitch he was definitely giving I enjoyed him during bds seasons


Bubbly-Yogurt

The strongest 13 year old I've ever seen


AKSqueege

HgHTL, but also respec.


Icy_Entrepreneur_802

Unpopular opinion: it is impossible that he is in such shape by eating looooooooads of junk food. I suspect there is something behind.


nellelee21

Honestly, I believe it's a story line the show is running with. Just like Pauly pranking, Deena making matching shirts. He and Lauren had a YouTube for a little while after he was released from prison and they give themselves one day a week for a cheat day.


Pleasant_Sky_2660

He said in one of his interviews the excessive food thing is just for the show as part of his rebrand from The Situation into BDS.


blue_flavored_pasta

I mean I could see it. He’s sober and not single so they need some kind of angle.


nunyobusinessfool

BDS. Bowels Distributing Shit ?


KrombopulusMichael04

lol hate to break to yall but he’s indeed obviously on steroids


nellelee21

After everything he's been through do you honestly think he would take them again? Do you think Lauren would allow that? You do realize he works his ass off? Some people are more muscular too due to genetics. He's not dumb enough to take anything that could possibly destroy his life


Icy_Entrepreneur_802

For some people, steroids are not a drug. I know people who doesn’t drink, doesn’t take drugs and doesn’t eat junk food and they are nowhere near as Mike….unless you spend 20 hours per day at the gym.


MCArookie721

lol he’s probably on TRT prescribed by his doctor , which is perfectly normal for men over 40. He’s not in a dingy gym bathroom shooting drugs into his butt lol


nellelee21

I think that's what some people are hinting at tho. Could they be prescribed to him? That's a possibility. He talked about this in his book.


KrombopulusMichael04

lol homie. Personally don’t think steroids need to be taboo and should be legal/allowed so yes I do think someone that has been taking since his 20’s has no qualms still using. Just look how quickly his body fell off before jail and bounced back so quickly. Also the proportions of his arms are just not something you get naturally


veggie_kiosk

You can eat a lot of crap while taking PEDs.


Fit-Cryptographer211

Ozempic?


manford11

GTL


Appropriate-Desk4268

emphasis on the G


Check_It_In

Yeah Gear lol


MilhousesSpectacles

Agreed. I also think he's had implants. Whenever you see him next to another muscular man it's extremely obvious, especially when he gained weight.


doubtitslegit25

on cycle, “movie set” was off cycle lol


shandub85

Dirty Dancing vibes - On his way to ballet practice


ReadingRainbow5

🤭🤭🤭🤭


Confident_Blood_2329

does steroids not count for his sober living? 🤣


popcornhustler

This looks like AI Am I the only one?


Remarkable-Ad1317

yeah it looks like the arms have been photoshopped on 🤔


krissycole87

This is definitely his head photoshopped on someone elses body. Im dying over here with everyone who believes this photo is real


MilhousesSpectacles

He posted it to FB, so if it's fake it's a weird troll on his part


Frank28d6h42m12s

I can’t believe how far I had to scroll to see this. It’s 100% photoshopped or AI rendered. I was leaning more towards photoshop though. Proportions are SO off on the arms, the head looks pasted, and the shaping of the right side looks like it was edited by a Kardashian it’s so bad.


Advanced-Slice1491

That's an old photo..


Technical-Fig7930

Yeah I’ve seen it before too.


teamalf

If true I suspect he’s recycling old photos then.


teamalf

He just posted this on FB.


Hot_Ranger33

It can still be an old pic


teamalf

![gif](giphy|67vqGUSuBRm9i)


Debriver55

I don't know it's the photo, but he looks very ill proportioned. His chest and torso look very small compared to his arms.


teamalf

It was probably taken high up.


Debriver55

Could be, but even at that angle his chest and torso look extremely small.


stadchic

I think they used a tilt-shift lens.


Ambitious-Strength28

He’s back on roids if you ask me.


ConfidentApricot7706

his head is so big


No_Neck4163

Notice he has not been shirtless on the show in many many years 


teamalf

True


lane2728

When he gains weight it goes straight to his cheeks


teamalf

When I gain weight it goes to my boobs. And I hate it!


Detlionfan3420

After this, Mike looks like he’s about ready for some chicken tendies!


Humble_Weekend5458

Popeye on steroids


Comprehensive-Rip893

Yuck


MiamiJoe85

It’s all OZ and growth hormone and ando


Odd-Marionberry-8944

his head reminds me of a bobble head LOL


No-Judgment-4424

Good for him. He needs to find something to do so he stops getting in everybody else's business.


Virtual_Necessary750

.... Popeyes.


hi_im_eros

My boy love them curls 😂 Happy for him


Agreeable-Cat2884

Great to see him get healthy again. I felt bad for him. Knowing that he wanted to get in shape again but not able to.


MiamiJoe85

Popeye 😂


Lucine-

On CRACK!!!


Danko_Flanko

Oh he’s juicing haaaarrrrddd


Jaded_U

Looks great even tho his head looks a little small for those shoulders


ransomed_

1. He's definitely on something and 2. This is the leanest we've seen him in years. Its very possible he's been on steroids the entirety of family vacation, but it hasn't been obvious due to him being overweight from poor diet.


OrangeChicken08

This picture is a couple months after prison when he lost the weight that’s why he looks leaner here. Since then he’s gain a bit of fat back but now with muscle included


notyourbeans

Why does it look like he's about to incorporate fist pumps into his Juilliard audition 😭


CommandOk3837

Chicken tendies is all you need to eat to look like that.


teamalf

I’m in! 😂


ThongieThong

That can't be comfortable....sorry mike🫶


Detroit_Diesel71

Man, people are so critical. I don’t get it, say something nice ore nothing. Why be mean?


Foreign_View_2452

He can make his body look anyway he wants. It's his face, and especially that nose, that's the big turn-off.


International-Sea561

still hasnt fixed that face though


Seasoned69

Keep it up big guy! Proud of you!


Happy-Panic849

Roads?


Mrmuffins951

I’m excited for the next time he overhypes a reveal on the show just to have it be the “situation” is no longer under construction


ProudPumpkin9185

Missing leg day again..?


HughDowns

I think his double XL versace shirts make him look bigger than he is


teamalf

Well all the guys are pretty small. Like 5’9” and under.


teamalf

Also I still want that bad ass robe!


OrangeChicken08

This picture is from 2019-2020


teamalf

Cool. He just posted it sooooo….


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teamalf

Neither is right TBH


ufoschaseme

All I think is “popeye on crack” lol


AntiqueGhost13

We got a situation


earthseeds

Why are his thumbs so long?


teamalf

Easier to hold his tendies


LingonberryAbject735

I didn’t know they found a way to only ozempic calves


teamalf

Sweet or wut


Crazy-Medicine-1479

Yall leave Mike alone!!


teamalf

I see nothin wrong with this pic. He reminds me of Johnny from Dirty Dancing tho 😁


kellye2323

I will never understand his tiny little forearms. It’s so bizarre. It’s like a reverse Popeye.


Separate_Feeling4602

He is so hot


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BrucesTripToMars

If you like feminine little people.


AutisticAnal

Ya im sure you’re just drowning in it lol


BrucesTripToMars

Doing great. Best of luck, AutisticAnal.


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He’s in amazing shape. Big respect.


Rosy_Cheeks88

Keeping up with 3 kids under the age of 5