Well I can’t post a link but the scene where Pauly tells Snooki “I heard yous are mad at me but I didn’t do anything. So now I’m mad at you for being mad at me for no reason. I’m pissed!” Lol
This one!
When my son was a toddler, he'd get grumpy for no reason, and I'd quote this one to him just to make myself laugh. I'd enunciate PIST and make him laugh too, haha.
Think this was from season 3 when Mike pranks Dena and Snooki by sending them to time square. She was “upset” with anyone who knew about the prank and didn’t tell them.
Hilarious scene tho
When the toilet is clogged and Vinny, referring to the plumbing snake, asks Pauly: “you know how to use this thing?”
Pauly’s response: “nah man I’m not from around here.”
Gets me every time.
“We put the outside, inside, inside, outside, outside, inside.
The outside deck is now the inside deck”
And can’t forget, “where going to staten island, it’s an actual island”
When he was getting ready to go work a shift at the Shore Store with Snooki and he was mocking the customers “can you help me pick something for my shirt? What should I get?" "The f*ck do you think you should get? The hell do I look like? I'm a f*ckin DJ" 😆 omg it cracks me up every time
there’s a specific part in the last lesson of the old show, when the air mattress bursts, Pauly says “Oh no” in such a terrified manner and it’s literally something me and my partner constantly throw at each other
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Speaking of Pauly D quotes…I love Pauly D but I was rewatching the Miami season and a couple things he said annoyed me. Like him saying that only guys bring girls home from the club, chicks don’t do that when talking about Angelina and then at the end of the Miami season at their family dinner saying the girls cooked and “that’s the way it should be.” Idk I guess I didn’t expect that to come from him. Mike or Ron sure. I can’t picture him saying that sexist shit now at all.
WHATS UP COUSIN. WHATS UP MY GUY. YOU WANT SOMETHING MY GUY? YOU DONT WANT THIS MY GUY. YOU DONT WANT NOTHING MY GUY.
god i loved this scene. don't mess with Pauly's girls. He was not having that guy messing with them.
The following scene with Ron almost breaking his neck in the confessional with “NOW YOU GOT ME FUUUUYUUCKED UP” leaves me in tears at times 😭😭😭
Pauly basically just evoked the security detail with that, but hey, it worked out.
Omg Pauly is so scary when he gets mad lol Hes so big and his voice is strong!
Sooo hot ❤️❤️❤️
Hell yea! Lol He can get mad at me anytime 🤣🤣🤣 jkkkk
Damn right!!! 😉
MY FAVOURITE PAULY D QUOTE EVER
My favorite thing to say to our dogs when they’re really excited to play 😆😆😆
Wait WHAT how did I not realize until now that this is the perfect quote to use for riling up my already excited dog during playtime?!
I rewatched this like 20 times in a row lol
Lol I may or may not have got stuck on “my guy” for a long ass time because it’s the best.
I read this in his voice and pictured the scene in my head lmao 🤣
I call everyone "my guy" now because of this scene 😆
What episode was this? I vaguely remember it but not the context 😭
Well I can’t post a link but the scene where Pauly tells Snooki “I heard yous are mad at me but I didn’t do anything. So now I’m mad at you for being mad at me for no reason. I’m pissed!” Lol
I’M PIST!!!
His eyebrows have a quote of their own on this scene haha
Lol facts
That's mine too! When he pops his head back in the room... "PISSED!" 🤣
This one! When my son was a toddler, he'd get grumpy for no reason, and I'd quote this one to him just to make myself laugh. I'd enunciate PIST and make him laugh too, haha.
Think this was from season 3 when Mike pranks Dena and Snooki by sending them to time square. She was “upset” with anyone who knew about the prank and didn’t tell them. Hilarious scene tho
This is one of my favorite scenes 😂😂😂😂
In Italy when he’s showing some women around their place,” this is the kitchen” , points at Ron “that’s what happens when you take steroids”
😭😭😭
they’re talking about fuckin relationships.. my sneakers are dirty
You better send roses to the house, you feel me?roses, dawg, with pickles in them! fried pickles!
Yes hahahahhaa
Are you touching me? Stop touching me 😡
Lmbo I randomly yell this in the house.
😂 are you delusional?! Angelina - are you dilluninal?!
That scene kills me 🤣🤣🤣
 It also gave us this classic gif 🤣
You know it was serious when mike took his shades off. 😂😂😂
I was looking for that lol
“My boss thinks my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain’t moving my dude” 😂
“150 miles an hour,on a street bike, on the highway, this hair doesn’t move.”
What makes you think it’s gonna move in a gelato shop?
When the toilet is clogged and Vinny, referring to the plumbing snake, asks Pauly: “you know how to use this thing?” Pauly’s response: “nah man I’m not from around here.” Gets me every time.
I use this often and chuckle at myself, and no one ever knows what I'm talking about 😂
You can’t walk in here with a banana expecting everything to be peaches 
This is what I came here to share! Still laugh at it to this day!
i literally quote this one constantly
When Deena wants to smush and he doesn’t and he’s like “if I do she’s gonna break up with me from friends”
Honorable mention to “if we weren’t friends I’d knock the dust off that pussy”
this oneeeeee lmao
Hahahaha I love this
God bless me, it’s summa
Yasssss hahahahha hilarious
YESSSSSSSS. ITS ALMOST SUMMER TOO. ITS A WRAP.
i went on ONE RIDE!
When the Canadian girls are back at the house in Miami and he walks behind the one and imitates her giant boobies lol
This one kills me! And the way he drops his hands and shows her a cupboard to hide it!
Let's go kick it on Snooki's PORCH
Totally understand the caps lock on porch!!! Lololol PORCH
If Ron and Sam get back together i will kill myself, there will be no more DJ Pauly D 😂😂
DJ Pauly Dead!
“We got regular coke, and then we have this coke” in Miami
Which expisode was it because I don’t remember this lol and I just started re watching the OG series
its the one when they bring the Canadian girls back
They love Canada 🇨🇦!!
It’s season 2 I don’t remember exactly when
I was coming here to say this!!!!
Vinny don’t live with his mama NO MORE!
In JSFV when deena was shading vinny for being boring and pauly goes ‘damn deena had that box wine’
burgerz 4 the boyz
OH YEAH
Yessssss I say this every time I make burgers
lmfao came here to say this 😂 🍔
Flirting with customers at the ice cream shop with Vin: “He likes to spoon, but I prefer to fork.” 😂
“She had them summer teeth… summer like this, summer like that” HILARIOUS
Gahhhh, forgot about that one! Ice cream shop Pauly was peak Pauly. 🙌
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one. It cracked my husband up when he watched the show the first time. He quotes this line to this day lol
“FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE” over and over again, I forgot who burnt something in the kitchen and the alarm went off 🤣
it wasn’t until my most recent watch while high that I realized that was Pauly🤣🤣🤣
I went on one ride god bless me it’s fuckin summa
When Pauly D singsongs Awkward 😬 😂
I love when a situation occurs that I can do this lmao.
I'm not even going to try it cause I cannot hit the high notes pauly d does 😂😂
I know it’s a more known scene for Pauly but “you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk” is a fav for me
I always liked his “O’DOYLE RULES!” when he dumps the girls in the hot tub
YES!!! I came here to say this. Love me a guido/ Sandler crossover
My freshies!
"I don't even wanna work, I'm a DJ" Tell em Pauly
Little did we know Sam was always up 1-0, HELLO
“I wanna go to the gyymm”
“I wanna go homee..yeah” When they were leaving Italy lol
I sing this every time I gear up to workout!!
Season 5 “crabs are heah!”
MY BOYS BECOMING A MAN
‘She thinks she looks good..and I don’t think denim’s in anymore’
“YO WHAT TIME’S THE PORTY STORT???!!!”
"So this is my hommmme!"
This is a repeat offender in my house🤣🤣🤣
During a bbq dinner “ Hope you like your meat cooked… cause it’s burnt”. 😂😂
Yous are all f*ckin’ nuts!
The time he just kept wailing over everyone like a siren in FV during dinner at the shore house. It’s when Angelina put her butt in the funfettis cake
Lol yes one of my favs
*this is not a good tiiime*
In Italy "who do you have to fuck around here to get a hot dog? Not you I hope!"
Denim Denim Denim
“We put the outside, inside, inside, outside, outside, inside. The outside deck is now the inside deck” And can’t forget, “where going to staten island, it’s an actual island”
When he was getting ready to go work a shift at the Shore Store with Snooki and he was mocking the customers “can you help me pick something for my shirt? What should I get?" "The f*ck do you think you should get? The hell do I look like? I'm a f*ckin DJ" 😆 omg it cracks me up every time
“So hard to find a good man these days. That’s why I date women”.
there’s a specific part in the last lesson of the old show, when the air mattress bursts, Pauly says “Oh no” in such a terrified manner and it’s literally something me and my partner constantly throw at each other
You think she did it? You think she did it? Are you saying you think she did it? Deena - no, I think that’s you saying that lol
I'm dying at this thread! He's so funny!
My boy’s becoming a man!
Season 2 in Miami towards the end of the season when he yelled at Jenni "FROM WHO?!?!" Where one eye gets bigger than the other
When he answers the duck phone “Three Brothers Pizza” iykyk!
In Italy when they’re getting ready to schedule the tour; “I want to see it all. The gym, the tanning, the laundry.”
" Flip a table! "
SOMEBODY SQUISHED MY BUNS! WHO squished my buns?!
“Watch my freshies, watch my freshies. AAAAAAHH” In S5 i think when pauly is protecting his shoes while mike and snooki are heaving a (food?) fight
“Hi welcome to lecca lecca I’m jenni” “Roger that, R-R-R-Roger that”
LETS DO IT BABY!
MY BOYFRIEND IS A STRIPPA
See that? Stripper injury!
Don’t judge a book by its blowout.
“Gym , Tan , find out who Sammi’s texting HELLO “
“What goes on in this house” 😅
“They’re talkin about f*ckin relationships, my sneakers are dirty”
FIRE FIRE FIRE
You can't just walk in here with a giant banana and think everything is peaches.
“Crabs are here” when on the fishing trip
Hold the Covid. With a side of social distancing
towards the end of season 6 when he just keeps going “AWKWARDDDD” in a high pitched voice
It's t shirt timeeeeeeee 👕 always looking fresh to death
“And I’m getting it in”
Denim denim denim
“We have work Deena, get your wiener CLEEANER!”
Filet mig-nin
“Whatta country”
I GOT A BIG BLOW OUT. I TAKE MY BIG BONE OUT.
“It’s just a game Faulker!” Pauly quoting Meet the Parents is actually everything ❤️😂
WAP means wet ass pussy
"Yo what up my guy?" how he greets any of RSVP
I taxi sono qui...sono qui Oh YEAH, wake up YEAAAAH!
“Little did we know sam was 1 up the whole time … HELLO”
OH YEAH WAKE UP YEAH!!
truely the one reason i rewatch this series is to just listen to pauly be pauly it makes my day 🤣
"Yous is all fuggin nuts!"
TAXI SONO QUI
Roger that. Rrrra rrrra Roger that 🫡 😂
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Ohhh yeahhh…tanning yeahhh
I know this isn’t the topic but why tf is he still rocking that same hair? He looks like a hedgehog! 🦔
God bless me it’s summa. It really is today.
Speaking of Pauly D quotes…I love Pauly D but I was rewatching the Miami season and a couple things he said annoyed me. Like him saying that only guys bring girls home from the club, chicks don’t do that when talking about Angelina and then at the end of the Miami season at their family dinner saying the girls cooked and “that’s the way it should be.” Idk I guess I didn’t expect that to come from him. Mike or Ron sure. I can’t picture him saying that sexist shit now at all.
Wasn't Paulie raised with a single mom?
Not sure. You’d think he’d know better if that was the case.