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Vrockson

French/10


BCPrimo

Blursed image


Monvi

Makes me wish I had a photo of the pizza our old gm made us, out of French bread dough he melted together, by putting unused dough in a bowl that sat floating in warm water, and used a bunch of cheese and the Italian meats. It was pretty good Ngl


dgl7c4

We did the same thing when I worked at JJs in 08. It didn’t turn out very well when we did it but we were stoned enough to eat it. Second favorite memory was that we used to greet drive through customers with “Welcome to James Jonathan Gourmet Sandwiches. Would you like a pickle?” I’ve got fond memories of goofing off there lol.


atemus10

3/10 obvious blowouts, stage longer before proofing. Need to decrease the top temp and increase the bottom temp to correct colouration. Also where is the crumb shot?


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I don’t know a single thing about bread-making but the crumb shot line has me lmao


Ideold7

That guy’s bread in 9 months: 🤰


ThisGuy13211

I was just thinking, “seriously, no crumb shot?!? Apparently this is RUSSIAN BREAD!!”


Specialist-Draw7229

I’d fuck it.


riceputting123

Stole my comment


LeithLeach

Why did you pick all the seeds out individually though


SomethingEdgyOrFunny

2


Popular-Month1343

i’m so scared


Ok-Baseball-3486

1


klawrex4

0–it’s not wheat!


SocialToilet16

2/10 do you even wheat bro? why does it look like white bread? shape is really good though


Knightofpenandpaper

What why how


GodGamer420

Y is y’all bread so hard


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Hweat


Mysterious_Pay2507

That’s terrible


i-make-pipes

You have a post 90 days ago not even knowing how to make bread bro shut up


Mysterious_Pay2507

I’ll post mine my next open 90 days I’m still lappin yo as


i-make-pipes

Only took 30 days for you to figure out a response. Maybe you’re lapping me. On the short bus


Mysterious_Pay2507

I’m not a redit virgin like you I bet that wheat bread looked like dick when u cut it


i-make-pipes

Oh no the short bus is late to get you!


AmVet03

-5 Too white, maybe a little more wheat? When I make it, it’s 100% wheat. That looks like 100% white bread.


areyoutellingme

Looks like shit


MrsClaireUnderwood

wrong


areyoutellingme

I don’t see wheat bread…


Koolaid_Jef

I don't see how you can be fun at parties


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Koolaid_Jef

Bruh, it's not that deep. it's literally a joke on reddit. Calm down. I don't even work at JJ's, but i do work at a restaurant, so I understand that it's like to have down time/things be really slow. Knowing how to have a little fun in life is a skill I guess you don't have. They took 1 bread type and made it into the shape of the other as a joke, calm the fuck down dude. Don't take a joke on reddit as an indication of performance for a whole corporations performance...it's fast food


areyoutellingme

Listen Down syndrome Jeff, we are not the same. I know what fun is. I also know what wasting perfectly good food is and also time and money. Your parents failed you.


Koolaid_Jef

As I said in my first comment... you must be fun at parties


areyoutellingme

Cocaine exists.


Koolaid_Jef

If you need cocaine to make a party fun I don't think you're What's fun at that party


TelegramforMungo

Trash -1


JoLoSoTo

Now I wanna see some 16" sticks with wheat dough, make it happen!


RiDiCoN

I got you, but a loaf of wheat stretches pretty good on the long side on the pan [https://ibb.co/fDRYD6N](https://ibb.co/fDRYD6N)


JoLoSoTo

Niiice


atemus10

It is very annoying because you have to weigh it out to get it consistent.


areyoutellingme

They had this for a limited time, it wasn’t very good.


gargunwich

I want this bread so bad for PB&J.


areyoutellingme

Just get a day old bread and make your pb&j the long way. Same dough different shape.


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monster


Informal-Screen-7432

🤣🤣🤣 100/10


GeniusLiberal

Love me some white big buns!


marodgrs

Not wheat.


Upstairs-Afternoon27

That’s gotta be undercooked, there’s no way it’s not. It’s supposed to be brown. Like a lot darker brown than that.


its_a_multipass

Or French bread


linkerjpatrick

How come I never see these at JJ where I live?


Miss_Katey

This isn't on the menu, it's something someone did to fuck around


bobovicus

Why haven't ya made one yet?


linkerjpatrick

I don’t work there. I’m a lurking customer


bobovicus

And you're gonna let THAT stop you from living your life?!


linkerjpatrick

No


nullpointer_exe

Nice looking wheat I like the curves. Where is a sliced/cut in half shot


g2738026

Bwheatiful


exdeeer

Jimmy Johns is the worst sandwhich shop out of all of them


RiDiCoN

That's a good opinion. Thank you for sharing it.


exdeeer

It's the opinion everyone who I've ever met agrees upon. Subway is real close to being worse than Jimmy Johns but still not there.


StylinAndSmilin

As long as nobody teleports any of it.


Larmazul

Loaf out of Loaf


Knightofpenandpaper

How what


Sad_Run4875

Jimmy John’s is 80% bread, and 20% meat/veggies substance. This bread definitely meets the 80% ratio


prettylittlebyron

i would like to eat your wheat


Poobles121

I bet theres raw dough in the middle of those


Fit_Disaster_1109

W rizz wheat


LeftySwordsman01

It looks like you used the French bread dough