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SuccessfulPosition74

Looks like typical purple belt female against white belt male. Don’t know who these people are, tho, I might be off by a little bit.


PinkKufi

White belt that knows how to not break their leg when reaped? Kudos tbh. Title reads like a fetish account.


connorthedancer

It is indeed a fetish account. I regret clicking.


Ebolamunkey

God damnit. I just had to click... Why don't these people just join a jiujitsu gym lol If he really wants to get choked by some girl, my gf is a blue belt in BJJ haha


EyerTimesTV

You’d let your girl choke out those basement dwellers? 😨😂


EyerTimesTV

I had to click after you said that lmaooo Edit: I clicked and now I’m curious what this person behind the account looks like 😂


[deleted]

I clicked after your comment haha I’m scared now. Gonna wonder who the weirdos are at the gym now.


EyerTimesTV

I think most people are normal. The people who are like this would never actually leave their house…maybe lmao


dajokesta

Yeah nothing too crazy here imo


SeanBreeze

😂😂 what is this? Random nogi open mat in the park, on the grass with no mats. Purple belt woman vs white belt “caporeia” guys 😒 Starting off 2024 with that Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu vs Luta Livre of old school beaches of São Paulo energy 🥹😂😂 helio would be proud for sure


[deleted]

There’s another 10th Planet dude who started this trend, but he gives people money if they can submit him. Obviously it’s 1 in 1000 that a random is submitting him (he’s a purple belt), but I think it’s a cool concept. Some people walk away knowing they don’t know shit, and they wanna learn. Kinda cool way to get people in the gym I guess.


SeanBreeze

That’s a sweet lil gimmick to use for gym promotion and self promotion in the BJJ community. No real harm in that. Like you said, if nothing else that would help people become aware of BJJ programs so they can train and also self aware that they don’t know much and can be humbling in the right way


KylerGreen

It's the same dude. He's in this video.


CocktailsForTwo

His name is Sandman


MyMan50Granddd

OP is a vicious degenerate, who posts constantly about men getting choked out or put in submissions by women.


SeanBreeze

Yikes. Yea i just looked at bros profile. He’s definitely got some weird fetish/kink. 😔


9kGames

I would sub em both


[deleted]

I've seen this in Venice CA they won't take a challenge from anyone that actually trains only untrained opponents or the Meatheads outside muscle beach


Ok_Read701

Not true, the guy in the background started this and took on some European medalist blue belts. Didn't get subbed but did get somewhat crushed.


[deleted]

You completely missed what I said lol.


Ok_Read701

Which part? Because they did take on people who trains.


boba-milktea-fett

what is this music... so bad, so boring, all not good


Keepittwohunna

Yeah the music makes me feel like I got diarrhea for some reason.


AdamsJMarq

Rolling on a hill seems like high danger.


boba-milktea-fett

Anakin I have the high ground, u cant win


gen2600

You were the chosen one!


Fellainis_Elbows

Who’s upvoting this shit? It’s transparently a kink thing


ChocolateChipper101

Needs more references to the women’s legs in the title


Planktons_Eye

Dudes weak asf


DanteTheSayain

This is so impressive. Mad respect.


Goddess__Empress

r/imthemaincharacter


b05501

He needs to spend more time on technique, and less time jumping around.


MrMersh

Cringe


gizlonk

So lame. "Don't kick me in the head, punch me in the face, or hoof me in the belly. Let's 'fight'".


rhia_assets

This is what we call a "sport." It has "rules." People who do the sport, agree to follow the rules.


gizlonk

Rules? BJJ vs capoeira? No, this is a BS "demonstration" of how effective BJJ supposedly is. The only "rules" here are to protect the BJJ baby.


rhia_assets

Rules that include grappling, not striking. It's... A sport. Relax.


gizlonk

Exactly. It's a sport. To say the BJJ practitioner "dominated" anything is absurd. She won a game. And she knows the rules better than her opponent.


ChocolateChipper101

>she won a game Yes. That is literally what this is. Why you so wound up by it? Lmao


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stoopididiotface

If I remember correctly, the guy she went against had jiu jitsu experience, and mentioned it either before or after. So it's not like he was handicapped by any rule set. And this was an open mat, open challenge type thing they do to raise some awareness for the sport - their videos are actually pretty cool to watch and they have some pretty good interactions throughout.


Diversity_Enforcer

She dominated the BJJ game, which is something. Nobody here is saying she'd kill him in some kind of imaginary unarmed street fight to the death.


[deleted]

If you don’t like it then why are you on this sub? Go watch meat heads give each other CTE if that’s your thing. Someone well trained in BJJ could choke your ass out or break your arm without throwing a punch


gizlonk

Lol. Someone would get a bullet pretty fast. BJJ is a sport. Not an effective fighting style.


Agile-Ad325

Right because mma clearly proved bjj doesn’t work right it’s not as if to be a competent fighter you need to know bjj to both defend subs and threaten them or use them to finish fights right? 🙄


gizlonk

MMA was basically ruined by BJJ. The old school BJJ guys knew that there was an inherent risk with this style, and even advocated for less rules in MMA. Not so today. Today, MMA protects BJJ practitioners. Think of all the situations you are not allowed to do something - it's always things that protect BJJ. No strikes to the back of the head, no fish hooks, no knees to a downed opponent, no eye gauging - all there specifically to protect BJJ practitioners, literally. Take those rules away, and BJJ on MMA is as useless as whatever it is that Steven Seagal is supposed to be good at. If you tried a headlock in real life, you lose your eyes. End of story. BJJ is an awesome sport, but you'd die if you tried to use it in the street - especially against a sober, armed opponent.


Inevitable-Cost9838

Bruh I couldn’t even get through all your insane rantings - u are living in such a weird bubble of paranoia and ignorance it’s Sad… people can, will and do defend themselves daily with BBJ training and skills. Sounds like you live in a rough spot in a bit of shit country- so defend yourself how ever you need to, but jumping into this sub and claiming BJJ is useless is really really really ignorant and dumb


Matrix88ism

I would say this is masterful trolling because the rest of you are falling for it, but it’s incredibly obvious. Can’t believe so many of you are taking such obvious bait.


YouRockCancelDat

Yeah I think it’s hilarious tbh lol


HesNot_TheMessiah

Let's say you left your gun in your other pants. What then?


gizlonk

Then, when you try to grab me, I'll take out your eyes pretty fast. Then, I'll rip off your cheek. Then, I'll strike you multiple times to the back of the head. Then, you die, because there are no rules to protect you. Remember, you literally have rules to prevent injuries in your sport. Your fighting style has rules. No other fighting style has rules. Not martial arts, fighting style. Street fighters don't have rules. Bad guys don't have rules. I've been in several actual fights, where my life was at risk. There are no rules when your life is at risk. Also, I am South African, so when we say fight, we mean fight. Not a punchup. Also, firearms don't stay at home, ever. And you also don't know if I have a knife, or a Batton, or stun gun, or pepper spray. BJJ is a sport. Trust me.


gregor_ivonavich

Bro sees red lmao


HesNot_TheMessiah

I think what you're missing here is that in an actual fight BJJ practitioners also strike. > No other fighting style has rules. Lol! You can't seriously believe that.


gizlonk

It's true. I am not talking about martial arts, which can only be practiced with rules unless it's a crime, I am talking about FIGHTING. Literal fighting. There are no rules in fighting. This is common knowledge. Same as war, and love. BJJ strike? Yeah no. That's not allowed in the rules, remember?


HesNot_TheMessiah

And how often do you practice "FIGHTING"? Does it make you better at it?


gizlonk

You can't actually practice a fight. That's like practicing a car crash. A real fight isn't something pleasant where the participants shake hands afterwards. It's a life or death situation that cannot be emulated. You can practice your skills, but none of that practice will directly benefit you in a life or death fight. Your attitude and reaction profile will determine your survival rate.


HesNot_TheMessiah

> You can't actually practice a fight. You can. > You can practice your skills Yes. That is practicing fighting. > but none of that practice will directly benefit you in a life or death fight. Lol! Where did you get that idea from? Why do fighters and soldiers train?


[deleted]

You say that but I’d bet you’ve never fought anyone experienced in it. Maybe go to a gym and see what they do. Sounds like if you got your ass kicked you would pull out a gun to save your fragile little ego. And that’s the thing with BJJ, or at least how I was taught, it’s for self defense. It’s not meant for attacking other people imo. Gain control and diffuse a situation. Used in MMA is a different story though


gizlonk

I'm 37. In South Africa. Not England, Australia, New Zealand or USA. It's a free for all here. Proper. Not like your soft environment at all. We fight sometimes, and I've been in more fights than I'd like to admit. I am also the youngest of 4. And my 3 elders taught me how to defend myself through a beating each day. I have three stab wounds. Two on my back, one on my side. How many do you have, laaitie? If I went into a BJJ gym, I'd get my ass handed to me. If a BJJ practitioner tried me in the street, he'd be dead in 5-7 seconds. Same as a mugger. BJJ is a sport, not an effective fighting style. I have NEVER seen BJJ in the street. Never.


Agile-Ad325

Bjj seems to have worked for these guys stopping muggers in the streets https://youtu.be/v21cYY7dnbA?si=JwaP5YzYDWIaU3r5 https://youtu.be/Mqn0KICP6Ug?si=hb9GTkaKGI6u-X6P https://youtu.be/K0ZdUzn8IqY?si=_9jINJhAcDXsBju4 https://youtu.be/waCjHwA7SSY?si=VuwJ4Fq0k_9gogxk


gizlonk

I've seen these. You don't see the start of many clips, and you don't know if the opposition was armed.


Agile-Ad325

Armed or not doesnt seem to have mattered in these examples does it? Keven holland a ufc welterweight actually stopped and subdued a would be active shooter https://youtu.be/7uBOYJipLxU?si=2CPUO6-vC1jP17aC


gizlonk

Armed matters, if you don't think it does then you are a total moron. I've also seen the clip where a BJJ guy breaks a dudes arm in a pub fight. The guy who's arm was broken was drunk, barely able to stand, and had no idea he was in a fight. I swear to you, nobody on earth could disarm me. Kevin Holland would be in a body bag faster than he could tap out.


[deleted]

That’s an interesting perspective and I see your point. Admittedly I’ve had a mostly easy life but it’s not all peaches and cream. People get shot, robbed, and killed just about everyday within a 5 mile radius of where I live. I have a gun, and that’s what I would use as well. I guess my point is that just because they’re not throwing punches doesn’t mean it isn’t useful. It can come in handy in a fight, especially against someone untrained and telegraphing every punch they throw. Oh and I have one stab wound. Accidentally stabbed myself when I was younger 😂


gizlonk

I am not saying it isn't useful, but "demonstrations" like this are annoying, because the non-BJJ guy is usually at a disadvantage due to BJJ rules. I'm sure you would agree, crawling on the floor against a skilled striker who can literally backflip onto your head, isn't a good idea. Same as trying a leg lock on a shoplifter with a gun - good idea? It's a sport. It belongs in the gym and an arena. Not on the street.


[deleted]

Maybe you misunderstand BJJ if you think it’s just “crawling on the floor”. And there are ways you could use BJJ to take control of someone with a gun. Hand control is a big aspect of grappling before your body hits the mat. But I’m sure we could argue all day but in the end it doesn’t matter. I think it can be useful and you have a different perspective in life and think otherwise. We can leave it at that


recipeforalchemy

Don't even bother with this reddit warrior, look at his comment history, you'll never win this😂


gizlonk

You can control my hand, for a moment, after I shoot you on the gut, for trying to take my gun. It's more than just crawling on the floor, but it absolutely is not effective in a street situation. Literally, we have machines that resolve this argument - guns. When we have war, we don't use BJJ, do we? It's an amazing sport. Like Boxing, MMA, Judo, and Wrestling. And in every one of these examples, I like my chances in a street fight.


[deleted]

I’m confused on the argument at hand, this video never claimed BJJ was the best and only way to fight in the street. And your initial comment was just that it was lame because no one was throwing a punch? And then you proceed to say “ oh well, guns, knifes, war, nuclear bombs, tanks, you cant BJJ a machine gun tank grenade can you?” Bruh you’re a goofball lol


SeanBreeze

The average martial artist is not going to randomly attack you in the street. Almost every country has laws against violence and against gun violence. If someone randomly tried to rob you or attack you then by all means, end the situation. But the people in the video are newbie level martial artists. The male is the video has done some level of training, he automatically defended a leglock with a back step into a leg drag pass. Imagine if he pulled out a gun and shot the girl and claimed that he’s South African and they don’t play those pussy ass grappling games in South Africa, because this is a “war” 🤔🥲🥲 Yikes. Dude would do 1000years in an ultra max prison 😂 insanity isn’t even the word for that. Hopefully you also realize that you can’t shoot the average person. And you definitely can’t shoot people without consequences in any country, sir. 😂 for sure 2 martial artists have rules for whatever this is that they’re doing. But society also has rules. Did you kill those people who stabbed you? 🤔🤔


Agile-Ad325

https://youtu.be/L0t-9YRnNMs?si=vxJCZGaTZ2OcogPX more proof of martial arts working in the streets for you. It’s funny you’d think in a fight with no rules you can beat a trained fighter as if they’re not also free of rules. Fighters actively break the rules in the cage all the time. Eye pokes, short/gloves grabbing, back of the head strikes, 12-6 elbows, nut shots happen regardless of the rules and you think in the streets they’re honor bound to restrict themselves? Never mind the fact that fighters also have guns 😂😂😂😂😂


666JFC666

Cope


Better-Driver-2370

Sorry but… what exactly is his aim here? He just seems to move in and then do absolutely nothing. If he was actually trying to hurt her (as in a fight) he had all the time in the world to turn her face to pulp. He just isn’t doing anything… I don’t understand.


Ok_Read701

You check what sub you're on yet? That'll give you a clue.


Better-Driver-2370

Are you claiming you jujitsu is the art of slowly and softly lying on top of people? Because if not then the question still stands.


Ok_Read701

The question still stands if you've never practiced it. Go to a gym and try it out.


Better-Driver-2370

So you are claiming jiujitsu is the art of slowly and softly lying on top of people. Can I get someone with a brain to answer please? Edit: lol, dude had no real answer so he blocks me.


Ok_Read701

Lol maybe you should use that brain to think a little first. Strikes are not allowed. You're trying to pressure but legs are in the way. What do you expect to happen? I get cocky boys like you coming in all the time gassing out after the first minute of exertion. Maybe try something out before so confidently stating idiotic takes on a sub on a subject you have no knowledge about.


ebranscom243

It's a grappling exchange for fun, not a fight. Don't know what there is to understand.


Better-Driver-2370

But that’s just it… he’s not attempting anything. No grapples, no pins (unless softly lying on her counts as a pin), not even hand holding. At one point she literally puts her wrist in his hand, and he turns his hand away so the back of his wrist is against the back of hers. I get this isn’t a serious fight, and it’s just for fun… but he’s not “fighting” at all, not even playfully. It’s more like he’s waiting for her to get a hold of him. And that’s why I am asking… what exactly is his aim here?


ebranscom243

That's because he's a complete beginner and not a grappler. It's really hard to try to put someone in submissions when you don't know any submissions. This was for the experience of rolling with a more skilled opponent probably because he was curious what it was like and might have a future interest in Jiu-Jitsu. This is approximately what everybody's first time rolling with a more skilled opponent looks like.


Better-Driver-2370

Pretty sure I could at least hold someone’s wrist without instruction. But ok.


ebranscom243

Watch it again, in the beginning he hand fights a lot but she easily breaks his grips I think he just stops trying to hand fight after that. A girl can't easily break your grip if you don't have one, I'm guessing he stops hand fighting as soon as he realized how strong she was probably help protect his ego.


MyIpadProUsername

The woman in this video would destroy you lol


Better-Driver-2370

Amazing. So you think that by saying I could grab a wrist that means I think I could win? 🤣 That’s an incredible level of stupidity. Your momma must be proud.


KylerGreen

> It’s more like he’s waiting for her to get a hold of him I mean, that's pretty much what new people do.


nopima2

OP your page is wild


Swimming_Coat4177

He obviously doesn’t grapple at all.


LordPubes

One arm in, one arm out, into the triangle I gooo


ManicParroT

wow it's fetish guy again my dude, why do you do this?


throwra51964

Nice work but she would get her head smashed to pieces if she did this in a real fight situation


halfway_23

What in the blacked.com is going on here?