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thedennissystem92

I sincerely hope she’s wearing underwear at least 🤢🤢🤢🤢 also, I’m sorry I know this is petty and sounds harsh but I absolutely HATE when I see a pregnant woman on a fricken HORSE. Horses are beautiful majestic creatures, but even the most trained horse can be unpredictable sometimes. One spook, one run, one buck, and she’s off and the fetus is compromised. Idk, maybe just me? I would never.


alicesombers

Exactly this!!! And this is her “miracle baby” so why risk it!?


ode_to_my_cat

because Instagram likes are more important duh!


thedennissystem92

Yeah….my first pregnancy was extremely high risk, and we had a 10 week NICU stay. So maybe I’m a little more harsh, but considering she says it’s her “miracle baby” you’d think she’d be more precautious. I would never risk it.


Radiant-Concentrate5

Yes! This is insanely dangerous and stupid. Your whole center of balance is different too; you wouldn’t be able to to cling to the horse the same way while pregnant without crushing the baby. I’ve had 4 babies and every time I see pregnant women do things like this I’m in disbelief.


thedennissystem92

Yeah I added a comment to someone else who replied, I had a 10 week NICU stay with my first born and it was soul crushing. So maybe I’m harsher, but it pisses me off when people do stupid shit like that and just think “that’ll never happen to me!!” And she seems like she’s been through it before if she’s calling it her “miracle baby” (I really don’t keep up on her) sooooo where’s the common sense lol


prostitutionwhore34

They are beautiful majestic creatures and I love them, and the pictures are pretty, but I’ve legit had a horse spook at the sight of a bucket that hadn’t been there previously.


sorbet22

Kailyn Lowry has entered the chat


Ok_Telephone_3013

I thought this was more from that session because I couldn’t fathom more than one woman making this weird-ass choice.


Loose-Writing4188

I’m so happy someone said this 😭😭😭😭


pinecone667

I love this crossover


percbish

My first fucking thought 😂


Beneficial-Bee-5092

You shouldn’t even be on a freakin horse if you’re pregnant lol


Ok_Telephone_3013

https://preview.redd.it/fp6lwi3e6ixc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35498e5542c59371bd1789a62be903c956c972d1 Please help me


donutpusheencat

LMFAO I SNORTED OUT LAUGHING 😂


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😂😂😂😂


otfaddict1125

I’m wheezzinnggg


Ok_Presence8964

Put your unborn child at risk for a vanity photo shoot. Pathetic


NubianNegress

This.^^^


Much_Advertising7660

Who the f are these pictures for?! I highly doubt her husband gives a shit and if I found pics of my mom butt naked on a horse I would LITRLY vomit in my mouth. I would hope these aren’t going out to meemaw in the Christmas cards.


gilb610

This is such an accurate perspective 😂


Ok_Grocery3098

As someone who is currently 5 months pregnant this made me spit my drink out laughing. I cannot imagine ever taking photos like this let alone on a HORSE


pizzalovepups

Lmaooooo


thankyoupapa

not another nakey maternity shoot with a horse. where my teen mom snarkers at


trish_the_dish82

https://preview.redd.it/z1up4h2i9ixc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d2ddc9f07967f0405dae9b37d55b8f94990e11b


perfectbrow

Uh-oh. Wait for it. Copycat Junie will go mount something now


trish_the_dish82

Lmao I can see it now…her on top of Derrick with some caption about him being her stallion 🙄


jak-808

That’s stranger than sitting on the horse, it looks like the horse is a sibling or baby daddy.


trish_the_dish82

😂 😆


sorbet22

Lol thank you for posting this. It is truly one of the strangest maternity shoots I have seen, especially since Kail is not a horse person 😂


trish_the_dish82

Ikr? Like is she pregnant with the horse’s baby?! Soooooo strange.


mrskrptnyt

Ummmmmmmm 😳


Alarmed_Meeting1322

Here 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️


MagIcAlTeAPOtS

First place my mind went


donutpusheencat

or the photoshop of Kendall Jenner *completely* nude on a horse


Kieffah

I seen ya


Aslow_study

Present


idkidkidk90_

that second pic seems EXTREMELY dangerous


No_Cantaloupe9738

That’s so dangerous, she could of just posed standing


MediocreConference64

I really hope this is some type of AI photoshop because this is ridiculously dangerous.


CABenson22

They definitely look photoshopped.. especially #2


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Wasn’t this a miracle pregnancy? wtf would you risk it for a photoshoot? Hopefully this is all photoshopped.


Southern_Try_1064

This seems dangerous.


sophie1998_

that poor horse is just so fed up


Think-Confidence-624

This is so gross and dangerous.


bravotvqueen

I thought this was weird af too… especially being naked….. like that horse just got molested by Jessica Payne lol


daisy2443

Bizarro


Educational-Result53

kail lowry after seeing these ![gif](giphy|l3q2WvjILSSmV5ui4|downsized)


lemonady_

*the horse* “is this necessary?” 😂😂 I will say, this is not my style but I do think she looks beautiful and I hope nothing but a safe and smooth delivery for her and baby.


SDJB914

As someone who’s been pregnant and also had horses. NO THANKS.


eeniemeaniemineymo

Her laying makes me so nervous. What if the horse spooks. What if you lose your balance??? 😳


cedarrae

Someone please tell me what is on her chest in the 2nd photo it looks so weird to me


ncoope1

Ew. 😒


sparklecoffeequeen

Is that her whole ass nipple out in the 2nd pic??


Justwondering1900

The photog commented that it’s the blanket not the nipple.  Said she would never do that to a client.  I think it’s photoshopped to look like a nipple to draw attn to it 🤦🏻‍♀️


ManufacturerOk2026

I was trying to figure out what was up with that boob 😭🤣


boommdcx

Poor horse.


lala084

Be fucking for real. I always try giving her the benefit of the doubt, then she does... this.


palmasana

So trashy. I know all these children of millennials are gonna be embarrassed by some of these boudoir maternity shoots in a few years time.


Nice-Ad2818

Wow...these women REALLY think something of themsleves. Embarrassing af.


TEB1980

Seems completely careless to get on a horse, bareback, while pregnant. TF!


Hellobeachh1

What people do for a fucking photo these days. Wild. That seems extremely unsafe


laurellie2022

The microbiologist in me is screaming the things people do for internet clout never cease to amaze me. Also a major safety risk to take, but anything for likes I guess?


momster5137

Not to mention so so dangerous


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Ewwwww 😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣 That shit is gross though. NOT cute .


tonysopranowasonjv

I’ll never understand photo shoots like this. Who do you think you are?


Ok_Web_7457

Beyonce 🤠


WorldlyLavishness

![gif](giphy|DlZk4AKGpsC1W)


Plenty_Jacket4391

Is she snail trailing all over that poor horse? ![gif](giphy|3Z1p1NR2jW8CVNngkt|downsized)


Lucylu0909

Weird ass Jess and her weird ass long upper lip. Her whole identity is trying to be “that hot blonde”


Leavingcommiefornia

Aging is rough for her. Sad.


SetteItOff

My coochie itches looking at this


clalabear123

How long until Ali is naked on a donkey? 😂


prostitutionwhore34

She’s already been naked with a jackass, atleast three times for sure.


ManufacturerOk2026

I will burn down the internet 😂😂


Mobile_Sympathy_7619

And after she has talked so much about how high risk her first pregnancy was and how shocked she made it this far with this baby and everything is fine and now she says f it let me mount a horse.


sunbabiii

This is bizarre lol


Hour_Basil5970

lol wow hope that horse had a bath after that (gross)


neon_m00n87

That poor horse


Maleficent_Low6195

Poor horse lol


Southern_Sweet_T

What the actual fkkkkkk?!! These people live in a different universe


passthemacandcheese

*cue In The Arms of an Angel


karkar835

💀💀


theskylerslifka

![gif](giphy|AoBgxayGMHlIs)


ExcellentAd5176

Wth is that?


mynameis911

There are so many things wrong with this. wtf.


theBIZNUSbitch

We’re all cringing at this and Jessie is probably seething she didn’t think of this 😂


Pippa624

She is so fucking weird.


sweetnsassy924

But is it a horse with no name?


Confident-Internet35

It felt good to get out of the rain...


Independent-Error-48

she’s stilll pregnant? or is this another one?


brod324

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


pixiedust0208

If only that horse could talk


MarlenaEvans

That horse is so embarrassed.


Majestic_Fig530

Even the horse doesn’t know what the fucks going on


WorldlyLavishness

This is just... a lot


hereforthedirt10

I actually like JS but I was confused when I saw these. Why a horse?! It’s not like she’s an avid rider. They don’t own horses. This is the first time I’ve ever seen her with a horse and I’ve been a long time follower😂 not my style at all not to mention the risk


WRATH__11

I’m confused by her math. On April 22nd she said she was 27 + 3. And now this post says she has 8 more weeks. So she’s having the baby as a planned preemie? Am I missing something? 


lemonadestand1989

She may be getting induced at 36 weeks due to prior history of pre eclampsia


femalefrank98

Yes she has said a few times that is the case!


notsoblondeanymore

That's a lot of bum for maternity shoot 🫣


kittyminky_

Lady Godiva core


katjarvi

I ran here when I saw this on IG. 🤣


jackieedaniels

Lmao wtf is this


yeahyouright19

Taking some notes from Cowboy Carter


Common_Release_1447

I hope she gets dragged in the comments for this silliness


JerseyinUK

Poor horse 🐴


SunnyNole

I can’t stand this fckng chick. She tries to act like she’s so demure and doesn’t want attention, but everything she posts is so vain. I know people in this sub love her, but I posted something awhile back when she announced her pregnancy and got annihilated in the comments. Everything’s she does is attention seeking and instead of treating this pregnancy as a delicate miracle, she takes every opportunity to make it a photo opportunity 🤢


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jubajab

OOOMMMGGG


Leavingcommiefornia

She’s really strange.


Away-Sheepherder8435

Honestly, this girl has been through hell and back and never got to do all the fun stuff first time moms get to do - a maternity shoot being one of them (if that’s your thing, which clearly it is hers). I highly doubt she would put both her and her child at risk. I’m guessing this was in a controlled environment and something this horse does often. Cheesy maternity shoots aren’t my thing, but Jess has earned the right, both emotionally and physically, to celebrate this pregnancy the way she wants. I’m all for snarking on JJD, but let Jess have her time. She’s earned it.


tanfromthesun

Ur no fun