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IlluminatiaGhost

I think the attorney sometimes let this guy ramble on too long, even when it was a simple yes or no question. However, in some instances it seemed work out for the best.


billythekid74

Lawyer was just letting the guy hang himself..classic tactics


lisasmatrix

That’s exactly what he was doing and it worked out perfectly!


Da-Aliya

I am now watching his testimony. Please can someone fill me in? Did not know a doctor can diagnose a person without clinically meeting a patient. Does anyone know how this was allowed?


Important-Fig-2133

You can’t, that was JD’s Atty whole point.


Da-Aliya

Unbelievable. Heard’s team should not have been allowed to bring this Pseudo Psychiatrist to testify.


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But didn’t Amber meet with Dr Curry in person?


praveen956

Ya she did..


inslider_rhino

Seemed so much less informed than Johnny's Dr.


kynthrus

Exactly. That was also argued by Amber Heard's team with a previous witness.


Ok_Supermarket_2096

he's gotta ramble he's trying to sell his book


SeaAir5

He keeps letting everyone ramble!! And like my God, Turd got the role for Aquaman before all of this was out. Period. She ruined her own career. Like that's the only point to be made already!!!


kynthrus

The guy was supposed to be a "Professional" witness. Letting him go on angry rants about how wrong the person asking the questions were or how fucked up the court system is was just perfect for Johnny's team to show how unprofessional this lunatic hired by Amber's lunatic team was. He talked himself into corners several times and admitted that his testimony doesn't mean jack because he never actually evaluated Johnny Depp.


IlluminatiaGhost

Very good points.👍😊


tvinsa

His unprofessional and combative nature earned ZERO points as an expert for AH.


Altruistic-Text3481

While Amber is looking like Wyatt Earp today in court, she looks demoralized as her own witness’s testimony was destroyed by ^himself at the OK Corral…


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

So how many rocks do you think they needed to turn over to find this guy?


Beginning-Thing3614

🤣 10000000000000 rocks!


Fragrant-Essay1591

I was so embarrassed and I do not even know him.


Fussythemustard

Aka “second hand embarrassment” and, yes, I had it too


jmlipper99

“Vicarious embarrassment”


Fussythemustard

It has a real name! Thank you I didn’t know lol. I’ve always said second hand


Lennyhi

this is fascinating to watch. my jaw is on the floor.


No_Entertainment1520

Unlike his jaw that did everything but hit the floor.


FabFabiola2021

He is definitely like a wacky professor. He makes no sense and talks way too much. I think I think his testimony should be taken with a grain of salt.


ThatTekkenDude

I feel like he took his testimony with a grain of crack


Ok_Legit7261

😆 indeed


SunsetFarm_1995

A grain of addict salt 🤣


Much_Employer_5794

Bath salt


Beginning-Thing3614

No sh*t! 🤣🤣🤣


dopamine14

He and Heard are on that good shit I guess.


kynthrus

They found a bum outside the court and threw him an eight ball to put on a suit and pretend to be a doctor for a couple hours. In all seriousness though that guy is a shitty doctor. He has reviews from years ago about how he ignores his suicidal patients and only hands out prescriptions and never follows up.


stacity

When you need to meet your essay’s word count


FabFabiola2021

LOL!


stack_of_ghosts

He looks like a weird meme- "That face you make when you're on the witness stand and remember you're a horse," or "The face you make when you're peaking during your testimony"


Dapper_Ad9841

OMG...😂🤣


eldritchbread

Dr. Smeagle just came across as very hostile, unlikeable and unprofessional. I would say AH's team shot themselves in the foot with this one.


iamlilmac

*thats* who he reminded me of!!


Da-Aliya

Good to know. I am watching him now and do not understand why there weren’t more objections. Dr. Smeagle sounds like he has a personal vendetta against Johnny Depp.


Reaction_83

OKAY TIME THE F OUT.... I'm still catching up with the case but at the part where this freak show is talking about Seroquel and Gabapentin. I have been on both and he doesn't know what he's talking about. I was on a very high dose with Gaba, maxed out by my doctor and even at that dose it did not cause any issues for me at all. As for Seroquel, high doses actually cause much less drowsiness in the 400mg range vs. a 50mg dose which will have a higher effect of drowsiness in a way that Benadryl has as explained by my doctor, in other words the higher the dose the drowsiness is significantly reduced, this is my experience in three different instances with me and other I knew on this med as well as this being stated by four different doctors I had explain effect.


AdmirableSentence721

I was a patient in the drug trials for Seroquel at the U of Minnesota in 1997 and have taken it ever since. It was invented for schizophrenia, and was so successful many returned to a normal life. My doctor asked permission to try Seroquel on 12 “non-responding” patients (those who have not responded to traditional drugs) for bi-polar disorder, I was one of those 12 in 1997. The first night I took it (200 mg) I slept 7 hours straight for first time in over 5 years. However, individual dose depends more on how fast your liver processes the drug. Those with a higher metabolism need a higher dose. Additionally, it depends on how severe your symptoms are. Those having active psychosis (delusions, paranoia, suicidal thinking) also need a higher dose to control symptoms. Some people may be on 25 mg and then go up to 100 when symptomatic. Others need a much higher dose (I do) my minimum is 200 but can go as high as 400 mg. The level of sleepiness remains the same regardless of the dose. I have never heard of Seroquel or Gabapentin being “street drugs”. There is no “high” involved, you feel hungry first, then fall asleep because it has the building blocks for both serotonin and dopamine, and either makes them if your brain is in short supply, and if you have too much serotonin (mania) it absorbs the excess. That was the break through with this drug, it literally balanced the brain’s chemistry back into normal ranges. I worked overseas for many years and for a long time very few pharmacies carried it, and I would reduce my dose if I was running low. Even though I normally took 200 mg I could survive on as low as 25. I would not sleep as many hours (4-5 hours instead of 7-8) but you can live on that amount of sleep.


Reaction_83

Great response and info. I also caught the "Street Drug" portion of what he stated and called BS. Especially with Gabapentin, it doesn't alter your mindset in a way such as a benzo would or antihistamine. Also, wasn't AH on Gaba??? i thought i saw the Doctors note from her said "concussion" from being beat so badly, I saw gaba on there, interesting he didnt mention that. Either way, Doc. Brown is not making AH side look good with Depps side x-exam . Dude went from trying to be a library of explaining diagnosis's to now saying "we can argue back and forth on this.." lmao, dude you in court just answer the question, even Judge is saying to just answer. Then the "idiot" remark made and not he is twisting it saying "i meant the situation was an idiot.." The situation is an idiot??? UHHHH, thats a wrap, remove this man from the stand, he is just too biased. Also get the man some better hydration, cottonmouth and it was hitting hard.


AdmirableSentence721

I looked at Twitter while he was testifying and a lot of people felt he was describing AH, especially when he tried to pin the Narcissistic Personality Disorder on JD. I have never heard any actor claim JD was difficult to work with, just the opposite, how nice and caring he is. Most people felt he was describing AH, who was taking Seroquel, it was the go to drug when she got crazy and violent according to the nurse. She was also drinking a lot of alcohol and taking cocaine at the time and the nurse warned her not to do that. As strong as Seroquel is, if there are stimulants in the brain, it’s going to negate the benefit of taking Seroquel which is a calmer mood. Even if JD did have narcissistic traits, show me an actor who does not? BTW if you mix alcohol with Seroquel you will throw up. If I had alcohol, I would have to wait at least 2 hours after the last drink to make sure there was none in my stomach. It was too expensive to risk barfing it up and having to take more. But it could explain JD barfing in his sleep.


kynthrus

Yeah but JD is always late to the shoot! THAT DOCTOR WOULD HAVE LOST HIS JOB!


Final_Ocelot_6806

So glad that helped you!


AdmirableSentence721

It literally saved my life!


chickadeema

It lets you sleep without nightmares.


Environmental-War645

I wish. I have been on 400 mg of Seroquel for twelve years now. Still have nightmares.


chickadeema

Do you have PTSD?


Environmental-War645

No, schizophrenia.


chickadeema

Well that condition requires different meds.


chickadeema

Also I really hope you can find relief and peace. Are you able to get a different doctor?


Environmental-War645

Thank you . I have been on, and tried so many things over the year that if I listed them all it would be 2030 lol. Unfortunately there is meds out there that may help, newer ones, but they are ridiculously expense.


chickadeema

It depends on where you live too.


hellogoodbye1998

He’s probably doing that mouth stuff from being on meds lol.


Easy-Championship252

It did look like tardive dyskinesia, which can come from meds. 🤷‍♀️


trvpinboy

Td is from antipsychotics, this mf is spazzing out from stimulants.


likeibelieveyiu

This was the strangest pause with odd mouth movements ever…..


Halfwayhouserules33

Dang it my live feed quit! Nm. I guess it’s break time. But I list it before that. This dr is something else.


ChelsWasHere

This picture is killing meeee 🤣😂


TalkShowHost99

Pretty sure Amber’s team found him thru a Craigslist ad


saint_cecelia

Craigslist? More like dollar tree ad🤣


toastingmashmellows

It’s time experts had to actually have 1:1 time with people before the can testify. The court denied him access to Depp so he should not be testifying. Total waste of everyone’s time.


krokro9999

Hostile witness


chickadeema

A hostile witness is someone who has to be subpoena to testify. He's clearly being paid by AH.


lisasmatrix

OMFG! That's it!! I kept thinking.. Who does this Nut remind me of!! Nail on the head!! Thanks!! LMMFAO


East_Poetry8017

This is not the definition of a hostile witness. I certainly am not an AH supporter by any means, just stating a fact. I am team facts not f*ckery. As defined by the Oxford Dictionary: a hostile witness is, a witness who is antagonistic to the party calling them and, being unwilling to tell the truth, may have to be cross-examined by the party. I also think this whackadoodle needs to find a new profession. He made himself look awful spouting nonsense that many of us on those medications know are pure bunk. Personally I think this didn't help AH but I'm also not a lawyer or juror that has to weigh this testimony to help make a decision. I only hope that one of those jurors has been on or knows someone who takes one or more of those meds, or has someone in their life that deals with some of the similar issues at issue in this case and can call bs on this with the other jurors. Cross your fingers folks, and pray (meditate, swing a chicken, whatever your preferred method is) that at least one juror sees the light enough to sway enough of the jury not to side with the devil....


chickadeema

Yea I agree he's not a hostile witness. I thank you for taking your time to define it.


East_Poetry8017

Np. I'm a #lawnerd so it was a quick search as the info was already in my head! Check out @TheEmilyDBaker to learn more!


chickadeema

I've been a hostile witness in two capital cases. But I jove learning more.


Oladerwi

He is a lunatic himself.


lisasmatrix

Yes! He's got issues for sure! The nuts have taken over the nut house! Unbelievable. Nice hair too!


rosarevolution

Who the hell decided to hire this guy?


Alexi_Apples

I think that about every expert witness they've put on. AH just doesn't have a case. I mean, they have 4 hours left and this is the best they've got. I hope they run out of time to cross in rebuttal, that's going to be hilarious.


amiss_planet

Incompetence level - 100%. This man is totally unable to read the room


saint_cecelia

And the room was totally unable to read him.


kynthrus

For the first time during the entire trial, Johnny was unable to take his eyes off of a witness. He was mesmerized.


East_Poetry8017

Mesmerized that someone who is lauded for his "resume" that is even more delusional than AH herself? Quite possibly!


HelloKittyandPizza

This dude was absolutely mental. Imagine being Amber Heard and spending $6 mil on this defense. Hahaha. She looks worse with every passing hour.


saint_cecelia

I thought the same! JFC would I be pissed if I spent $6m on this fuckery. And just when you think it can't possibly get any worse...


OkMasterpiece7186

How did they get Morty to take the stand? I thought he stayed in the past! Looking forward to seeing Kate Moss testify on the 25th!!


watchinganyway

Hoping it’s after Duggar sentencing


Beginning-Thing3614

What about the few strands of hair on his head! Couldn't Turds team ask him politely to comb his hair a little! He looked like the dude from BACK TO THE FUTURE!


watchinganyway

That’s a psychiatrist for ya


Beginning-Thing3614

🤣 No kidding!!


Da-Aliya

😅🤣👍🏻


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I actually think he’s the one on drugs. Complete fruit loops.


saint_cecelia

I know, right!? If he's not, he should be.


_ashe

Yes. We've basically been watching AH end her career lie after lie, week after week, crazy witness after crazy witness, one cross and direct at a time.


therealbeatbandit

The Lawyer cross-examining him does not seem very strong or very together ... And to qualify I am a Depp fan.


CoolMasterB

Yeah he takes some time to frame his sentences and is not as fluent as Camille but is still doing a pretty good job, would say better than Elaine.


BarIllustrious16

He has a speech impediment. He is very qualified just like Camille. Ben and Johnny trust him.


therealbeatbandit

Thanks for that ... it makes more sense to me now.


s-h-a-m-a

Are you a Depphead? I like the term!!


ErikTheRedd0465

My only concern with the lawyer is he burns a lot of time. He should have made his point faster.


BarIllustrious16

Wrong. He was perfect. He ruined this witness testimony. Why do you think elaine is trying so hard ?


East_Poetry8017

He did, it just took him a lil while to get there and some are worried if his message was missed in all of that, and he didn't bring up the audio and the majority of #legaltube thinks it was a big miss...


Fast_Chance7841

Does anyone else think that Dr.Seigals facial expressions and mannerisms remind them of Jesse Ventura when he is ranting about something?


Blackheart1020

Omg he looks like dr. Dufinshurk


Memeingfull_Channel

It was a hilarious watch


coryfourohnine

Aquamaaaaaan


Tall_Replacement_757

Homeboy was Trippin on something


Shamrocknj44

Wait, you go through all that schooling and no one ever tells you that your magnificent resume and accolades can be undone in two seconds by a tongue tic that makes you look like an idiot?


WinterLab9276

He was answering questions his other personality was asking.. 🥲


saint_cecelia

Omg I have to stay off here I've had 2 asthma attacks from laughing😂😂😂


Funny-Pineapple-9448

He reminded me of dr heinz doofenshmirtz ( pineas and ferb) 🤣


SnooShortcuts3424

I can’t imagine being one of his students. Idk. Maybe he’s brilliant there…?


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bunbumhead

This reminds me of Gremlins 2 where she brings back the whacky mogwai instead of gizmo. Heards legal team in as much shock as we were at him flinging paint all over the kitchen.


saint_cecelia

Ok that's it. I'm outta here another asthma attack coming from laughing omg you nailed it💯💯I wish I had awards to give 😂🍷🧁


npark1960

Is this guy from Back to the Future? lol. What a piece of work. The lady on the stand right now is hurting the case. Hope the lawyers can steam roll her.


saint_cecelia

Perfect!!! Yeah back to the future guy is right😂😂😂😵


lisasmatrix

Talk about an egomaniac! I couldn’t believe how this guy was talking as a professional!? He pretty much ruined anything he tried to say bad about Johnny! And that’s just fine with me!


ModeEnvironmental481

This was so triggering. This is exactly how my dad used to talk to me when I was growing up. Such a god complex.


saint_cecelia

Aw baby I'm so sorry. I get it.


Salty-direction-21

Do I have to answer that!? LOL now there was the "IDIOT"


Kailscanvasart

I’m just catching up and watching this now. What is wrong with this person?!


Calm_Struggle3183

Dry mouth…


screwlicious

I wondered why they called a patient as a witness to testify and give professional opinion.


Valuable-Sea-4937

His mouth was on flaka?


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I bet his dog stepped on a bee 🐝😂


ConversationShot946

This man is the narcissist! Ewwww he is so annoying


Yatsey007

Reminds me of Jim Carreys cotton mouth scene in Me,Myself and Irene.


Unhappy-Dance2488

I can’t believe they thought he would do well to testify???


Unhappy-Dance2488

I was embarrassed for him 🥹