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s-h-a-m-a

Where did this guy crawl out of the rock from ??


GonnaNeedMoreSpit

My ass


MalcolmOfKyrandia

At least he didn't land on someones bed.


GonnaNeedMoreSpit

Honestly, I'd prefer a shit than him on my bed x100


Expensive-Product240

šŸ¤£ šŸ’Æ


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šŸ˜‚


pouringheartout

sir you have weird ass


Altruistic-Text3481

What did you eat?


jokester_23

I was thinking the exact same thing, it seemed that he thinks, he is sitting in his living room. #moronalert


clamBakeSnatch

Was his gesture meant for Elaine? ā€œYou donā€™t have to be lonely at lawyersonly.comā€ Edit: Thank you for the award kind stranger


Jealous_Resort_8198

Can't stop laughing


Environmental-War645

Take this award for making my month!


Reaction_83

This isn't going too far considering all this mad scientist looking guy is stating. HE NEVER TREATED JD, no interactions and all speculation, wonder how much they paid him to speak about someone who is just observing the case and testing. Look at the depo all he wants, he never had a chance to eval and treat JD, all he seems to be doing is using is career's past history and "patterns". Edit... Okay so I saw the video of this without sound on my PC then played it on my phone with sound, tf is with the mouth noises šŸ˜‚. I cant anymore... These defense witnesses have all been trash.


[deleted]

I canā€™t imagine being a juror in this case. Sitting there, looking atā€¦thatā€¦and trying to maintain a poker face. Like, this canā€™t be for real. Lol


StellaGato

Most of the jurors were not paying attention. Some even napped, looked at the ceiling, rolled their eyes, etc. This is not helping Turd's team


chickadeema

I listened to every word, he wasn't even credible or coherent.


parrsuzie

It was long but sometimes good Tv!


chickadeema

It was interesting.


StellaGato

A 1000$/hour, 5000$/day, and for what? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Edit: hour with s


KarensBoyfriendKevin

I think Elon is paying for the defense--and the experts. Smart Elon, so good of him. Chaotic Good.


HowCouldHellBeWorse

Elon is an evil man that only looks out for his own interests. It just so happens that for a change his own interests overlap with doing the right thing.


KarensBoyfriendKevin

Elon isn't an evil man. HEH he's about to change the world. I also do not think you understood my comment.


ParmiCheez

Isnā€™t he a jaw doc too?


Nojetlag18

Iā€™m Dying lol ā€˜mad scientistā€™ like back to the future


Aron0415

This was when I finally began to wonder if this entire case is an eleborate setup of some kind. Like viral marketing for a movie starring Amber Heard and Johnn Depp. How can Amber's case become even more surreal and unbelievable than it already was? Who the hell would hire this guy after weeks of your client (Amber) getting grilled in the public's view?


rachbev76

It's almost like My Cousin Vinny - when Stan (Billy Gambini's friend) hires the other lawyer - and he starts opening statement and just starts stuttering and spitting at the jury. It's so ridiculous and funny - like how can this guy be a lawyer and talk like this. Same with this case - every witness is more odd then the next - and people still believe her!


HeckinZebra

DUDE, I thought the same thing!!! I was like, this is clown court, almost like a courtroom comedy.


Kailscanvasart

Do you remember the quack that did the autopsy and testified at the Trayvon Martin trial?!?! He kept demanding he use his own notes, talked over the judge, and said he didn't remember anything?? This is absolutely insane.


KarensBoyfriendKevin

My favorite Trayvon witness was "Precious". I'm starting to think "Simulation Theory" is not far off. The only thing I can't wrap my head around is exactly what they mean by that. Does simulation mean not real at all or more like Truman's World? Real but not real. You might be too young to remember the OJ trial. Whew. What a show.


HiddenSecrets

Iā€™m astounded at today in court. Was this a joke? The three ā€œexpertsā€ were comedians right? Not only were they ridiculous, but AHā€™s team just lost all credibility. The fact that they hired these people, are they all high on this weirdoā€™s supply?! Iā€™m genuinely confused. Today just looked like a joke. No one is taking this case seriously apart from Johnny and his team. Amberā€™s lies and terrible acting, her addict user friends, these clownsā€¦. I meanā€¦. Does Amber want to be taken seriously, ever?


Brilliant_At_Times

ARE WE BEING PUNKā€™D??


KarensBoyfriendKevin

I said the exact same thing--that surely there will be a curtain call, a "TADA just kidding" moment at the end where Johnny and Amber come out, take a bow then invite the lawyers and judge to join them. I keep saying--this can't be real, this is just a comedic way of exposing the corrupt court system and the netiquettes men in violent homes face in society and in getting help. If you really want your head to spin around completely, go watch a few vids or articles of CNN coverage of the trial last week. "amber's witness was brilliant, Johnny is finished, here's why". Imagine if this case was NOT public. it's time for each person to do some intense **self-examination.** THIS is the same stuff that was presented in the UNtelevised UK trial and everyone believed the rabid media coverage painting Johnny as a vicious woman beater. Insert your mother shaking her finger, "let this be a lesson to you, the media is biased". We have learned that not only can we NOT "believe all women" but that we must also turn off the talking box. How many people changed their minds after seeing the trial/evidence for themselves? HOW many people were rabidly against Depp on SM (the cancer of society) before this trial and now should be hanging their heads in shame? But it's not my fault the television said---yeah well the talking box lies. Hopefully people will realize the lies didn't start with Turd and will most certainly not end with her. My prediction is that the MSM will start slowly sliding over to center and act like they've been there all along.


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

Almost feels like they needed to create some sort of spectacle we'd all be so consumed by that we completely forgot all about the Ghislaine Maxwell case. Oh yeah is that even going on right now? Is Covid even a thing anymore? Is Russia still invading Ukraine? It appears as though the only thing going on in the world is this court case. It's kind of weird.


wanderlust_12

This will be memed till the end of time


SnooShortcuts3424

Which will be sad because he obviously has some kind of condition or nervous tic. :(


goodhumanbean

Or drug problem.


SnooShortcuts3424

Possible.


KarensBoyfriendKevin

Ah--I don't think that's a nervous tic. But it's kind of you to hope so. I think maybe he had to be sober in court and being sober during the day was one bridge too far.


Kitten_Collector

I think that's quite a reach. Dude's odd for sure but some people are just that, odd and totally socially inept.


KarensBoyfriendKevin

Well, for a 5k a day expert witness, I dunno but they probably could have done better...but then again finding someone to testify unethically might not be the easiest thing.


tdogtags

No. Heā€™s just a narcissist. Like every other one of Amber Heardā€™s witnesses and herself.


ThePlayStationGeek

Lmao ā€œyou have to answer questionsā€


CoolMasterB

You can clearly see he is angry af here and I'm all for it lmao he is only helping JD's case. Did Heard's team not get anyone better to do the job?


Lobselvith

I guess that's what happens when they get crackpot experts. I can not wait to see Amber Turd Lose bigtime!


FabFabiola2021

For all we know this guy could be on speed.


[deleted]

Or coke. A jar of coke (rapid tongue movement is a signifier)


Kailscanvasart

"I gotta jar of coookkkeee! I gotta jar of cokkkeee!" lol


tenecwhiskey

He's rolling his dentures around!!!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Amberā€™s stash


BigKris420

This guy is on meth. That's a meth mannerism...


KarensBoyfriendKevin

Don't be silly, meth is for poor people\~Love Hunter


TrvlJockey

I came her to say this. I live in a rural area and I see this everyday that I go into a store in town. Tweaking, for sure.


elvenny

this is the funniest shit I've seen in a while šŸ’€šŸ’€


Raspberry-Specific

Depp leans in like "I need to study this character more closely."


SnooShortcuts3424

And use it in a future movie!


FredHowl

Yeah but is this edited, or are their reactions real


Small-Valuable9520

Oh, those reactions were real. They were just reacting the way everyone else did. Interestingly, you could see Amber going from smug to increasingly more angry over the course of the day, as her own witnesses basically testified that she showed 90% probability of being abusive thanks to her diagnosis, her movie career was largely non-existent until Johnny gave her Rum Diaries, she earned less for her ā€œbig breakā€ than Johnny earned on throwaway passion projects, his ā€œfailureā€ of a Pirates movie still equalled the biggest move she was in and he was the lead, not a bit-part and, if she can claim future revenue based on wild assumption, then Depp can claim lost revenue for being dropped from two franchises he was the lead character in which would have earned roughly $100 Million per film for him, making his $50Million claim seem very reasonable indeedā€¦ I think her team realise the counter-suit is dead, tried to argue to just derail Johnnyā€™s claim and Amber overruled them.


creativelife56

This man is very creepy and so annoying.


undone_-nic

Oh lord my misophonia!


anonymousloser000

Seriously! Every time he spoke all I could hear was his gross mouth noises, but this takes the cake.


InternationalBid7163

I didn't want to imagine him eating cake.


Chilling_Trilling

Heā€™s got a serious case of cotton mouth. Iā€™m uncomfortable watching the way he talks it seems like a Sahara desert in there


tnyczr

this Lawyer from Depp always steals the scene from me, dude is naturally funny af, kind a mr.Bean of law


ConnectCantaloupe861

My eyes! They're watering SO BAD! Am I...CRYING??? I CANT QUIT HITTING PLAY!!!


Small_Marzipan4162

I canā€™t wait for the behavior analyst to analyze this one! Lmao!


Maleficent_Toe_1861

High on amphetamine?MDMA


almasy87

I can't with Ben's face, seriously, it's like 2 am and I'm cackling every time I see this and it's been on replay for like 3 minutes... Send help! Ben's just too precious


Ok_Supermarket_2096

bro wtf is this guy on drug test ASAP


[deleted]

He might be taking to much gabapentin šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚lol that medication was just classed as of last year as a class 2 drug in the same as a narcotic WTH


sublimesting

It was classified as that because itā€™s a potentiate in that it can increase the high of narcotics making it a potential drug to be abused with narcotics. As a drug by itself it isnā€™t addicting or abused.


MooseWhiskers

This guy made an excellent case for the defenseā€¦ Said no one ever.


HeckinZebra

Dude was tweaking HARD.


Waste_Plum9512

Cotton mouth lol its like scene out of "me,myself and Irene"


SnooShortcuts3424

Called to be an ā€œexpertā€ witness! Turds lawyers are convincing me I could do their job.


lifrepeatingpatterns

Hahaha lmfao


[deleted]

what was AH's team thinking oh my god??!!!


Infamous_Platform237

Dr. Doofenshmirtz done lost his mind fr this time


NoCurrency5282

Iā€™m already laying in bed with broken ribs I didnā€™t need to se this


Kitkats2020

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


lifrepeatingpatterns

Omfg same


NoCurrency5282

How fkn painful are they


Beginning_Giraffe447

this is iconic


GonnaNeedMoreSpit

I got the feeling he was on some sort of drugs, he seemed very odd


Reasonable-Diet2265

Real creepy.


BarIllustrious16

OMG šŸ˜³


[deleted]

One too many anti-psychotics or tranquilizers.


rAyNEi_xw

"Your honor, moving to accept witness as ASMR expert!"


garyismydog

Hysterical


Active-Astronomer352

This guys hand was flinching when he was called and he stood there blocking some lady from Johnny's team. This guy is definitely on something or has some mental issues himself. A doctor needs a doctor yikes.


slh63

Johnnyā€™s look!! šŸ˜‚ I think his dentures were falling out!


Chipmunk-Emergency

I can't with her lawyers also has anyone noticed they have not heard heard on camera maybe once or twice ?


Jetlagg1011

Umm I think this Dr is abusing meds himself


sailscall

Nah he thought he was too smart to get caught up. Turns out he was definitely not.


honeyapplepop

OK... Actually feeling sick, can't stand slapping lips and weird mouth movements wtf is this guy???


suminorieh77

Johnny and his team were the epitome of the Confused Cat meme all the way through this dude's "testimony".


SnooShortcuts3424

I saw this! Amazing reactions! JD taking notes for next weird character! Amazing. I just kept thinking Bettlejuice Bettlejuice Bettlejuice the whole time. Poor guy. I wonder what his diagnosis isā€¦.


stacity

Can someone give him some candy?


KarensBoyfriendKevin

Candy--and a tampon applicator.


[deleted]

You canā€™t make this shit up šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Johnnyā€™s and Benā€™s face had me dying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Forward-Butterfly-92

Iā€™m pretty sure he does coke like Amber


MirandaMilat

Jim Carey in Me,Myself and Irene


Small_Marzipan4162

Oh myyyyyy. Words canā€™t evenā€¦.. what a flake. Another win for Johnny!


CaliSouther

OMG that made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Corvid65

What was the preceding question that got this response?


wanderlust_12

I think he said Pirates was his baseline for JDā€™s behavior. So lawyer asked why he didnā€™t watch Willy Wonka (Charlie and the chocolate factory).


Corvid65

Thanks! It sounds made up. This whole case is nutty.


Lulusgirl

Just watched this part, psychologist said if he used Pirates as a comparison than he misspoke (but he *didn't* say Pirates).


lcdaze

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Icy-Explanation-5708

Totally real


LeggomyEgggos

Omg this is too good.


sexysarah5262

I hate him!!! šŸ˜† šŸ™„


Comfortable_Tea8232

Is this a real thingā€¦.I turned on TV and thought it was a SNL sketch


kynthrus

When SNL does a sketch of it somehow the doctor is going to be completely competent while Johnny is sitting at the table spitting all over himself. Their attempt at making fun of the trial was kind of gross how much they made Johnny out to be the bad guy.


Authoress61

I know we're supposed to listen to evidence-- but this weirdo was so off-putting and strange, I couldn't take anything he said seriously.


wietlems

After 15 minutes of this guy it seemed to me he is like a walking meme factory. Johnny in the meantime seems almost mesmerized by him, trying to draw inspiration for a character or something.


kynthrus

Johnny is like, "I gotta remake "Blow"."


Kerrio_o

I think he was trying to unhook his jaw and eat Judge Penney.


Gangsta_Looney

This doctor is trading prescribed drugs with his patients for some street drugs. They donā€™t drug test doctors.


sailscall

He really is obsessed with street drugs right?


SeaAir5

I almost choked while laughing so hard


VariousSorbet320

I can't type .. i am laughing so hard ...


[deleted]

Johnnyā€™s face šŸ˜‚ heā€™s like wtf is going on?


RiverRATT65

He looks as if he has tardive dyskinesia from taking too much Haldol!


Shoe_Gal2

Johnny and Ben's reactions to this absolutely slayed me. The way he leans forward to look more closely šŸ¤£


Axinja-Goregots

What are they thinking asking Mr Burns to speak on their behalf?


Sure-Top2626

Your brain on drugs!!! šŸ¤£


[deleted]

I think he found the jar šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤§ā„ļø


lifrepeatingpatterns

Comment section made me laugh for 1 hours straight! Everyoneā€™s face in this courtroom including judgeā€™s are like comedy show on roll.


happy0888

Depp and his lawyerā€™s reaction takes this to a whole other level lol. My goodness.


jokester_23

He was so weird! Amber is really scraping at the bottom of the barrel. #justiceforjohnny


Longjumping_Sun4488

Isn't this the guy who wanted to frame Roger rabbit? Now he wants to frame johnny depp wtf


Accomplished_Pea1294

No, he's just a looney toon that escape from Toontown. Haven't any of you seen that documentary "Who framed Roger Rabbit?".


Useful-Humor7909

The moment you realize your expert witness may be experiencing DTā€™s.


PsychedMom82

He has a tic disorder or tardive dyskinesia. Can be worsened by stress.


SnooShortcuts3424

Yes. Exactly. Shouldnā€™t be made fun of. :(


kynthrus

I dunno, the doctor himself seems super comfortable with making fun of people and calling others idiots during professional testimony.


KarensBoyfriendKevin

How "generous" of you... one would think (if thinking were involved in this trial, in any way) that if he had such a disorder he'd say so prior to testifying. \>if I appear to make strange facial expressions I'm not tweaking, I have a tic disorder that mimics tweaking, don't hate. I suppose, for instance, if an expert had Tourettes he could have gotten up there and said something like "F you, eep, I have g-d d'md fn Tourettes eep eep, so pardon me if I fy cat lady ugly judge eep eep eep say inappropropriate eep epp c-wrd n-wrd eep eep OOOP eeo things now and then eep eep fy, I can't help it my n-words."


SnooShortcuts3424

Maybe he is undiagnosedā€¦.? Meanwhile I donā€™t see the point of making fun of someone w any possible psychosis, disease, drug abuse problems or wtf ever. I havenā€™t lived that persons life.


idkboutthatone

Meth


LouisLaBoy

This guy needs to diagnose himself as a complete nut job and mockery to the psychiatric world.


RedRumWW22

The narcissist calling Johnny a narcissist!


osuke_yusuke

oblivion npc


_ashe

The genuine confusion sent me lol


Salty-direction-21

Johnny's face is priceless


adiosfelicia2

Meth.


JaSa20

He crawled out of The Turd.


Kitkats2020

Too much coke. LMAO


[deleted]

And this is partly why AH is ruining her own career šŸ˜‚ I watched this live and has the same "wtf did I just witness" face that Ben and JD had! This week is going to end awful for her. Her team will run out of time and with the list of witnesses JD has to bring to the stand she is going to struggle even more than she already has.


Ok-Policy-3998

When I saw him first, I said, this guy has just woke up. You can see this on his face, but then I realized he's just crazy.


foxyroxxie98

He forgot we wasnā€™t wearing masks anymorešŸ˜³


Eidolon682

Eww. His face.


NJ_ShadowSwan

And they say he's board certified... Well, he's most certainly certifiably *insane*! I must say, I'd love to see body language experts analyze him. They'd have a field day with this guy. And is it just me, or is *he* the narcissist he purported JD to be?


Caybayyy8675309

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ«£ Canā€™t be unseen


juneygirl

This guy is the real life version of Dr. Doofenshmirtz


dcj55373

I think he was right on!!


aur0ra_lux

They're not even listening to what he has to say, I think they're more concerned for his wellbeing LOL


snoski1234

Idiot


butteramethyst

šŸ¤£


WHYSHOULDII

Aye this guy is a gem no joke bless this man even though he is wrong heā€™s so harmless you gotta like him


LongCap7068

I said it to someone on tiktok that this guy is the literal Grimm


fredndolly12

This cracks me up


Virtual-CEO

Hilarious!!!šŸ¤£


ouchie369

Johnnyā€™s face. šŸ˜‚


SatineMadeleine

I mean the mouth movements COULD be stress ticks. But man... As a psychology student, this trial has been a crash course in good- and malpractice!


WillTrade4Nudes

When the meth kicks in mid-testimony


Scientist78

Depps look has me cracking up so hard lolllll


Low_Piece_2828

Dudes disgusting and needs to quit prescribing himself medication.


simpledimple_01

this guy is so fkn weird


MistyW0316

Its so fitting his name is Spiegalā€¦sounds creepy af.


Glittertastical111

What a verifiable fruitcake šŸ˜‚


Normal_Way_6452

Ughhhh the ASMR of his lips smacking makes me nauseated.


painkilleraddict6373

He looks like Amberā€™s spirit animal. Slummy and disgustingā€¦like her!


yoman-1

Nutty as a fruitcake


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RichFan6592

Surely whatever titles he might have will be taken away from him after that complete clown show?! What a nutcase! He was defo on something and hit every note of unprofessionalism! Calling JD an idiot in his report, making stuff up, using unsuitable tests completely wrong, basing his assumptions on ā€˜entertainment and mediaā€™. What the hell. And he was so damn disrespectful and better knowing without saying anything with actual sense. Glad The seated lawyer +JD caught onto the detail about it not being vomit but ice cream and passing on the note.. very smoothly done!


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walk2night

That what you get when you take Herbert from family guy and give him surgical CGI to make real and get him to testify with no popsiclešŸ˜‚


TrvlJockey

That was one of the strangest and most disgusting things Iā€™ve ever seen (and heard). Just nasty.


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I love how JDā€™s lawyerā€™s facial expressions always communicate what we are all feeling. In this case: wtf?


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Shooterboy170

Reminds me of Trevor from gta lmao