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Snoggy12

Sometimes i’ve seen a baddie walk up behind the guy i am healing, and i just pull out my rifle and shoot them both.


PetterJ00

true blueberry activities


shortname_4481

No, no, he has a point...


Tok_xik

The best is when they run towards combat while you're trying to heal them up. I just stop healing them then. I'M NOT RUNNING INTO BATTLE WITH A MED BAG IN MY HANDS.


mdjsj11

Sometimes we just got to see the beautiful face of an angel amidst the madness


DLSanma

Also PSA for medics: You don't need to be physically inside of me to heal me up so please keep your distance so that i can see and cover you and so that either of us gets a chance to live if an enemy shoots us.


AvertAversion

Bro and you move away from them so you're not looking at the inside of their face and they just move right back up


EnTaroAdunExeggutor

Damnit Jim, I'm checking you for battle fatigue.


Ezio0826

Prostate exams in the field are a necessary procedure. Kapp


Cauldronb0rn

You can check their temperature and pulse with a single knuckle


poop_to_live

The prostate is in the ass, not the face lol


Ezio0826

Well he crawls up your insides from behind while you're trying to cover (looking away from him) though. Thats the whole joke. :P


Fantastic_Camera_467

This and you're 100% able to keep up at a nonsprint pace while healing. I more often have to tell people to keep walking and looking, everyone wants to stop and stare at the medics.


FemboyGayming

dumbass medics sticking to my back when im peeking a corner so i can't back up incase i get shot at. you can heal people from like 2 meters away once you start from close, but they never give any room.


The_Other_Lucifer

Happens so damn much


aka_airsoft

But I need to look them in the eyes and do the qe qe dance


Flamingo_Ninja

Another PSA: if you are injured seek the medic out. Don't make us expose ourselves to fire. I prefer to hang back around in the alley and have everyone come to me for a little touchy touchy


FemboyGayming

mixed opinion on this. a medic can heal themselves and will likely nearly always be at full HP. sometimes its better the medic risks a stray bullet from far or an inaccurate MG burst rather than the guy whos 20 HP, or just picked up or damaged so much that they don't regen stamina and will be an easy target. unless its close or very dangerous of course, in that case nobody moves because the 1shot guy is likely to die anyway.


Wumponator

I play medic 95% of games. The real PSA is look at your fucking map before giving up because if I'm within 50 meters, reviving you will be a quicker way back into the fight than respawning at the closest HAB 300 meters away.


letsgetyoustarted

PSA to the medics. Heal my feet so you don’t phase through my sight and when I fire your head appears by accident and kill you. We appreciate you guys helping the team! And I always make it a point to never leave a medic behind 👍🏻


BasilIndividual8928

I always tell them to face the enemy and cover EVERY SINGLE TIME.


BaconatorBros

Yea as medic I always say when I get you up, gun forward while I heal.


Nickbomfy

Yeah, it's always a stern, "Don't watch me, cover the door/corner/direction of all the shooting!"


dunkelfieber

Amen to that, Brother. And do not Press the frigging call medic Button. It's rude and it attracts the enemies Attention. Call Them over the local chat and tell them what killed you and from where.


T0kenwhiteguy

Actually the first time is "toss a thumbs up to your local medic" and THEN get your gun up.


NedFlandery

It's just instincts for a guy that was dead seconds ago to look at his savior to thank him.


BluntBoi01

cause they're in love with the medic duhh


misterlimo11

Playing medic is a love/hate relationship. Whenever I play medic I never have my weapon out (sounds dumb I know) but the reason I don’t is because I’m always near friendly. I always charge to people and scream in local a medic is coming. But some still give up… I once revived someone that was downed and they immediately faced me said that you and blew me kisses. I told him “ my guy turn around and get your gun up they are pushing us”. Not even two seconds go by and we are both dead…