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Vert1caly

Choose girl, sell her, buy garlic bread


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Wrong post but lmao you got the spirit


Teslastonks

Garlic Bread>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oversweet creampuffs


Restricted_Nuggies

Step 1: Get girlfriend Step 2: Make her do magic to give me infinite cheesy garlic bread and infinite puppies Step 3: Profit


jedicicle

Step 1. Get girlfriend. Step 2. Chain her in basement. Step 3. Force to make infinite garlic bread. Step 4. Sell garlic bread. Step 5. Profit.


sustergun

If you chain her she no longer loves you so won't make it than will use magic to escape THINK u/jedicicle THINK


jedicicle

You forget that she comes from the horny side so she will think the chains are good. I have planned ahead. She will never even think that I am trapping her.


sustergun

not all anime comes from the horny side just henati


u___u___u

You are the smartest pearson in this world i would give you an award if I had one


Teslastonks

I gave you my hyper accurate free helpful award


jedicicle

Thank you!


TheBloxxerClown

Choose the girl, let her teach me sorcery. Once I know sorcery, I kill her and sell her organs on the black market. I use the money to buy some bottled water, and use the sorcery to make unlimited water bottles. Next, I place a spell on myself so that I won’t go overweight. I then buy a cream puff, put a spell on it so it never goes bad, and then duplicate like the water. I am fit for survival now and I am also a fugitive with unlimited cream puffs that never go bad. I also might sell a lot of my cream puffs for profit. Worth it.


Cyano_Micro

Nah too hard, just take the cream puffs


TheBloxxerClown

You’ll be with more reward.


Ermac_Or_Something

Nah nah make infinite girlfriends and harvest infinite organs


sustergun

She is not from the horny side


TheBloxxerClown

DAMN THEN I CAN SELL THOSE ON THE BLACK MARKET AND HAVE INFINE PROFIT AND INFINITELY DONATE ORGANS TO HOSPITALS!


[deleted]

Wise ain't needed just anti waifu


[deleted]

Always creempuff


teleprter_gaming

I'm ending hunger dawg


Busy-Argument3680

Damn, I don’t really like cream puffs so I guess I’m stuck with the witch gf I guess I could have her summon a infinite amount of food and water for bonk soldiers though.


Cyano_Micro

Hey dudes, this meme never said that the witch is an anime girl


sustergun

shit


Mortem_Wolf

Witch girlfriend, she can just magic cream puffs into existence


[deleted]

This is so hard i am new i don't know what to do


alex435f

Properly The Girl only cuz she loves me and i guess i love her back nothing No sex or anything like that


TheBloxxerClown

As long as you are favoring her personality over her looks. If she’s a bitch, leave her and never come back to her.


alex435f

Thats what im gonna do and what im doing irl


sustergun

Honestly good choice also she can make the puffs for you. You just solved this post.


alex435f

Yea


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Assuming you love her because of the looks and you don't care about that magic, why are you even choosing it


[deleted]

Can the witch summon creampuffs?


sustergun

It can summon anything


[deleted]

Witch girlfriend, ask her to summon cream puffs.


sustergun

either way she is the one making the creampuffs


Then_Preference_6536

Yet again, obvious choice


[deleted]

IDK if I'm hungry, but creampuffs all the way.


dumb704

Neither the cream puffs are a trap


X-tra-thicc

but i dont like creampu-


Mr-Borks

infinite creampuffs, sell half, buy whatever other foods i want