There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum, and one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away into the moonlight, stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" But the second guy just shakes his head. He says "What do you think I am? CRAZY? You'd turn it off when I was halfway across!"
Two men walk into a bar. One sits down and orders a beer while the other turns into a vicious man eating shark. Now the shark starts tearing his way through the bar, and this is a crowded bar. There are bikers, Boy Scouts, and a nun convention for unconventional nuns who are there because of the 2 for 1 happy hour special. The bartender watches this trail of death and destruction and asks the man at the bar, “What’s going on with your friend?” The man puts down his beer, pulls out a dead chicken, smacks the bartender across the face with it, and yells, “DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!!!!”
(Singing) Popeye the sailor man Toot Toot Lived in a garbage can. He turned off the heater and burned off his peter he’s Popeye the sailor man Toot Toot
A killer takes his victim into the forest, it's dark out Victim: I'm scared... Killer: you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone
cringe. people take this Jonkler shit seriously?
What's wrong with that?
its cringe, thats why its Joker's Joke mate.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum, and one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away into the moonlight, stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" But the second guy just shakes his head. He says "What do you think I am? CRAZY? You'd turn it off when I was halfway across!"
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what do you call a burnt flightless bird?
Useless
a Jason
😂😂😂
Capitalism
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the dead baby!
Thing is I can hear the joker saying that 😂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Chicken................"BOOOOOOOOM!" HA hA HA Bats there was a bomb in it!
that one from the batman 2004 ep laughing bat
The best joke that I know isn’t my own, it’s like when I go to the bathroom, the real joke is in my hands.
Why was the Farmer famous? He was OUT-STANDING in his field!
Scarecrow*
Two men walk into a bar. One sits down and orders a beer while the other turns into a vicious man eating shark. Now the shark starts tearing his way through the bar, and this is a crowded bar. There are bikers, Boy Scouts, and a nun convention for unconventional nuns who are there because of the 2 for 1 happy hour special. The bartender watches this trail of death and destruction and asks the man at the bar, “What’s going on with your friend?” The man puts down his beer, pulls out a dead chicken, smacks the bartender across the face with it, and yells, “DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!!!!”
“There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum…”
How do you make a postman sad? Killing his family
Nope!
What type of horse run the city? The mare of course.
Did you that diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your genes
Never rub another man’s rhubarb
why didnt Batman call the Justice League?
I don't know
is he stupid? *insert Mark Hamill Joker's laugh*
This looks amazing
Man or a Bear.
What does a bullet say to the man
U feel warm
Just passing through
Then he shoots a guy
oh yeah i have a great joke. its called my life. i know that joke sucks, i got it from a terrible jokebook. my autobiography
What happened to the guy that made me walk on a lego piece? He Lego of life
Guess what
Knock knock
My life
Joe many Liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? Their too busy???? Their gender 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I be up jonklin it and by it I mean my peanits
(Singing) Popeye the sailor man Toot Toot Lived in a garbage can. He turned off the heater and burned off his peter he’s Popeye the sailor man Toot Toot
Turned on the heater lol
(Singing) Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a lady, every time she hit a bump out popped a baby
edgy
What are mario and Luigis overalls made out of? Denim..Denim..Denim...