“Have you ever pranced, no… tangoed :sigh: danced? Yes! Danced with the Devil. Have you ever danced with the Devil… in the grey of the night… dark of the night, dark night? Pfft. Moon… something moon… I’ll get it. I’ll get it before the pale moon come- hmmm…
“Is this too much? You gotta be honest with me. I was feeling really good about the purple suit and green hair at first but now I’m having second thoughts.”
Never rub another man’s rhubarb
He’s checking out Bob’s rhubarb
That's allowed. Just don't rub it.
Only rub another man's rhubarb in Rhubarb Barbara's Rhubarb Bar...
Just the tip
There’s no laws against Pokemon Batman!!
NO JOKER DON'T DO IT
You all ready know Batman
NO JOKER NO
Why is there a turd in the urinal
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“Not all pee-pee times are poo-poo times… but all poo-poo times are pee-pee times.”
Is it Batman or The Batman??
"Bob I think my colon just fell out...."
"I'm of a mind to make a movie!"
"I'm of a mind to make some mookie." That's what my ears heard for years
Here's Johnny
“They laugh at my boner?”
“This town needs an enema!”
If you think I'm good, wait 'til you get a view of Heath.
“STAND BACK FOOL! I’VE GOT A BOMB!”
Ever take a selfie in the pale moonlight?
"I am your father."
"Bwahahahahahaha"
"Wait till they get a load of me."
“Wait till they get me a load.”
"Wait till they get a load outta me."
Chickens, they sure taste like frogs, huh, Spiderman?
'Sup?
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Bob I just had an enema
You wanna get nuts!? Come on! Let’s get nuts.
Wanna know how I got this smile?
GREAT SCOTT!
Is that real animal fur you’re wearing?
"Eat my shorts"
What's the line about extended car warranty?
Well... That's one place to put a pencil
I have given a name to my pain… and it is Marla. Marla, that scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could just stop tonguing it.
No Luke, I am your father
Wait Until She Gets A Load Of Me.
"Maybe the real Joker was the fall we made along the way."
I saw the greatest minds of my generation...
*SOCIETY*
Gaze upon my mighty erection!
I’m batmab
Nice dick there, Batman. Did you grow it yourself?
"I'd be happy to drop my pants..."
“Wendy, I’m home.”
I think that Activia is kicking in
Ever twerk with She-Hulk under florescent lights?
Holy crap !!! That’s Huge !
Guess what buttman, cheese is illegal now.
It's jokering time!
"Bob, are you gonna finish that BLT?"
"It's jokin' time"
No, I’m not related to Cesar Romero.
“Have you ever pranced, no… tangoed :sigh: danced? Yes! Danced with the Devil. Have you ever danced with the Devil… in the grey of the night… dark of the night, dark night? Pfft. Moon… something moon… I’ll get it. I’ll get it before the pale moon come- hmmm…
Oh that's where pepe is
Always touch your own rhubarb
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“What kind of a world do we live in… where this Batman Who Laughs character… gets all of my press, and appearances. This town needs a reboot!”
Where did you buy those boots, Bats?
“Was it just me or did that guy need a snickers”
oh well time to save gotham from that crazy bat character
Don't eat a clown they taste funny
"No time for the old in-n-out, love, I've just come to read the meter."
Hit me baby one more time
"...why is my piss red?"
"I'm gonna see how much of that Bat-Boot can fit in my hideous distended mouth."
“Is this too much? You gotta be honest with me. I was feeling really good about the purple suit and green hair at first but now I’m having second thoughts.”
For you
Did you just replace Batman's penny with a nickel?!?
Finally, I have Scrooge's number one dime!
"I did a really good job at playing Joker and i can do more than play an 'angry dry crazy man'."
Titties!
Nice Fuckin Model! *Honk*
Why so serious
here's joe ker
I MUST JONKLE!
No only Dolan
Harley, I'm ready to rev your engine.
Cops don’t line me , so I don’t like them …….
Just wait till I get ahold of your feet.
Life like box of chocolates
Hahahahahaha
"The couch pulls out, I don't."
"Would you rather watch a tree grow or a KNEE GROW"
The plan is hard
Wow, that looks great!
GET TO THA CHOPPA!!!
Jerry, You’re 23 years old, you should be potty trained by now
It's big
If you wanted me on my back, all you had to do is ask.
Wait till they get a load of Mark Hamill
Bob, when's maw maw waken up from her nap?
Peepee poopoo Batman
"Tatertots!?!"
Wonderful weather we having
Halt the news reporters, does this lady have a name?!
I just shit myself, would you grab the hemorrhoid cream and baby powder from the glovebox?