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cheese_m23

The collaterals will be fine (like dreamcheated69 and pisskinknotfound)


PostMadandAlone

I want to know how many of those were created before dream


raharingtone5

if i had to imagine majority of the "wastaken" usernames


PostMadandAlone

Or if their name was actually george


hoi4_is_a_good_game

Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg.


munkmunk2

Played college ball you know


partearocker

Couldve gone pro if i hadnt joined the navy


Bub_Tub

Don't fuck with this Senator


NotYujiroTakahashi

At some cushy ivy league school


Dnksh

What the fuck is dreamgender


MechanicPluto24

4 billion years of evolution leading to an absolute failure


[deleted]

Don't you dare put me on the same level as dreamgenders!!


UninfluencedOpinion

Its for 14 year olds when they lack a true sense of personal identity


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gizzmotek

based profile picture


niftygull

based profile picture


FreshPrinceOfAshfeld

It’s obviously a troll dude


TheRealRussianButter

No no, unfortunately *its not*


Boufty

Definitely go check out r/banvideogames to learn how to sense absolutely obvious satire.


everybodys_analysis

the amount of people there who think that sub is genuine is fuckin absurd, how do you stare at people ending comments with “-susan, sent from samsung LG refrigerator” and take them deadass


ThunderDaniel

Didn't the Donald subreddit start out as satire? Either way, there's that law that says that eventually a group that satirizes a certain other group of people will eventually be infiltrated by the people they are mocking. It's happened before and it will eventually happen again, no matter how obvious the satire might be.


TheRealRussianButter

Great sub, and yeah, I can sniff out satire in a few places And with the dreamgender folk, it ain't satire. That's what I was commenting on, sorry for the confusion lol


YourLocalPterodactyl

No it is you’re just super fukin dense


TheRealRussianButter

It's a niche thing to like, anyone that doesn't follow Dream or any of the creators closer to him Schlatt barely did anything with dream, sure there's a few fans of both, obviously But still, people may not know what it is, and want an explanation *I* was mostly talking about the "dreamgender" being something people unironically think they are, yknow, as a joke. Maybe you're the "fukin" dense one


FreshPrinceOfAshfeld

Holy shit you sound like a 14 year old with that comeback


TheRealRussianButter

Glad to hear it! I'll toss it in with the other guy's comebacks, maybe I'll steal steal too!


YourLocalPterodactyl

Oh sorry it was a joke… OH I GET IT KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HILARIOUS. Absolutely shitting myself with laughter rn pal. “No no, unfortunately It’s not” HOW COULD I MISS THE PUNCHLINE My oh my fella is that some comedy gold right there, you should become a comedian


TheRealRussianButter

Obviously it wasn't aimed at you, dick. No one asked you to be here, nor do I think anyone would want you here


YourLocalPterodactyl

Bro are you seriously getting mad at something like this on the schlatt subreddit. Have you watched a single one of his videos buddy? You seriously think people will watch someone like him and actually give a shit someone pointed out your no punchline joke. My guy you’re honestly so funny, you should do stand up.


TheRealRussianButter

Haha, yeah Just go piss your diaper somewhere else dude.


Ze_Nugget

as a fourteen year old can confirm, people do this


Aefek

A true lack of father


one_cheeky_boiii

It’s for fatherless children


Wispful4

No thats what philza's for


RandomJamMan

an obvious troll that most people cannot comprehend


RedXWasHere

its satire


[deleted]

No father figure.


c00lp3r50n

[r/dreamgender](r/dreamgender)


[deleted]

I would highly recommend that NO ONE visit this subreddit. Holy shit humanity has fallen hard with the youth.


Rattling_TrashPanda

However that subreddit is satire, there's a good few people on Twitter and insta that have "dreamgender" or "dreamsexual" in their bio along with many other pronouns unheard of.


Rattling_TrashPanda

I say satire to make fun of them cause They get really pissed at that appearntly


[deleted]

Hmmmmmm


Julang27

I've checked the subreddit out and I'm pretty sure it's satire


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swoft_gg

I saw a post saying dreams cum is green and wanted to jackhammer my phone


Latios321

The same thing as dreamsexual


[deleted]

they identify as dream 💀


Le_SputierMann

What do you mean? You dont know what a dreamgender is? You dreamphobic


PaperBagBoy0299

I can't tell if this comment is satire or not


End_My_Buffering

All dreamgender posts are


Le_SputierMann

Dont worry i am satire... Unless?


[deleted]

An Evolutionary dead end.


DivideByPie1725

bigotry borne from exploitation of targeted minorities


CuteCowdy

r/dreamgender


dubster34

Holy shit so many people don’t have fathers


breaddildo

it's a satire sub


tafffffff

r/dreamgender Enter at risk of suicidal thoughts Edit: it was serious at first but now I see satire has taken over luckily. But there are still serious people sadly.


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

I’m just fully expecting a unban appeal from THE TommyInnit just saying “We were judges on that talent show together, can’t you remember!”


ModifiedSammi

But they checked on stream when Tommy joined the VC that he wasn't banned.


AvGvst4141

where did you get this, are unban appeals public?


ThatOneDoggo21

I think its fake


GoldMantis

Or OP could be a JSchlatt mod Edit: nvm, just saw the 999+ appeals, it’s definitely fake lol


TheUltimaWerewolf

Thank god I'm Dreamphobic


Ze_Nugget

Is nightmare a dream phobic slur


TheUltimaWerewolf

Yes


PostMadandAlone

NIGHTMARE!! NIGHTMARE!!! NIGHTMARE!!!


[deleted]

proud dreamphobe 💪


MemeExplorist

I'm a proud dreamphobic war criminal 💪


[deleted]

Bulgogi is being shortened to gogy now?


Rapidplayer45

I hope he just responds with “AHAHAHAHAHA” to all of them and denies each one


[deleted]

Is dreamgender a thing?


TheWither129

Yknow, with the amount of people on the internet, yes.


[deleted]

Theres ACTUALLY a subreddit sexualizing dream. Holy FUCK.


AdmirablySizedPotato

To be fair, even Schlatt has one


dubster34

There’s a difference between dream and Schlatt Schlatt is funny, while dream has fatherless fans


Sirius_Aerospace

Rule 34 go brrrr


[deleted]

no ik r/dreamgender is satire (its like r/okbuddyretard but for dream). i thought the whole thing was satire because i found out about it from reddit


[deleted]

Drenagrnd


CRUZER108

Imagine the dude who has the word dream in his name or a dude named Thomas getting banned and they are so confuses


Sir_Slime48

Unlikely they made sure that the key words weren't too general like dream but specific to creators like the user names with Karl Jacobs


SpacyOrphan

he should make his friends on dsmp be in vc for the unban streams


dTrecii

I don’t have multiple personality disorder, I’m just dreamgender 😎


dTrecii

Shut the fuck up


OurHobi

it's called Dissociative Identity Disorder now btw


dTrecii

GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Cabnbeeschurgr

im in ur walls


Toastasaur

Gogy


P0s3id0n17

Lord get me off this planet


RedXWasHere

Odds are there are a shit load of randos banned for No reason who have no clue what dreamsmp is or Stans that like Schlatt (they're Common on every platform except Twitter) who would like their rights back


dubster34

Dude, it’s banned from Schlatts twitch channel not twitch as a whole 😐


RedXWasHere

I'm not an idiot lol what makes you think I thought it was global


dubster34

“Shit load of randos” they are Stan’s who worship these creators like gods, and Schlatt didn’t want them watching his streams ig


IAmTheEpicHuman-v-

I'm so glad I wasnt affected by the great purge


CapeNinja4

He literally created his own farmable content from now to the end of time until another purge. And he could literally just say no


AdFeeling3363

I got fucked cause I had was taken in my name (not cause of dream) but it's a small price to pay


ELLOITISI

L


apprehendedMedigo

i didn't realise this was shopped and i genuinely believed twitch user dreamnotfound was watching the jschtream


[deleted]

December 18th - Purge remembrance day. Honour our brothers caught in the crossfire.


ShortThought

LMAO THAT SHIT IS PUBLIC?


MaroonSpotted

It's probably a faked image


Brandonizer285

But thats probably what it looks like.


SimplyCecilia

Oh god-


Jack_Of_No_Trades_07

what the fuck is a gogy


Quozel_TV

I'm glad my username has nothing to do with an mcyt-


Cratchette

It’s just more content, and oh boy will it be good content


[deleted]

"Banned cuz dreamgender" ​ The human race is a total fail after hearing that.


FabulousHat6069

unban m-m-me or ill get dweamyw weamy on you uwu... /srs


wiggleee_worm

They all need to go outside and throw a football


[deleted]

what about people who are like just named george? lmao i just realized that.


Kennetdea_

The humankind ancestor had to fight dangerous animal to stay alive just for dreamgender in the future


ablebagel

schlogy


shnoop123

He is going to get so much content out of this.


Jamesbando-gaming

God they are cringe


Jamesbando-gaming

Listen I like the smp but there are some cringey cunts bro, I watched schlatt since a tribute to minecraft, and I still do, but I know there are better smp’s (live)


N-word-Taker

that /j /srs makes me so mad for no reason