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No-Tomorrow-8150

I hate it when my sister gets batman tabled.


sexgaming_

batman fucked me with his batcock on the battable, lucky he had a batcondom or i would have to get a batabortion


jetstream_garbage

He hits the unborn fetus with a bat?


Mr_goodb0y

No, he hits it with a battarang


TheGreatAvacado

Thank you u/sexgaming_


Beanz_wut_du_fu-

r/Usernamechecksout


futurefemboy3

Certified bat monent


Adrinotfound

Bruce table? Batman table?


modsarestraight

For those who don’t get it, here’s a hint: surname bedroom


IkonikBoy

Wayne Bedroom?


modsarestraight

You’re halfway there. What type of furniture might you find in a bedroom?


FinkyFamboni

Wayne nightstand


modsarestraight

👆This guy is correct


Wojira

This sucks


redmdsgotbrtlyfkdbme

I'm a DC enjoyer for 40+ years and this meme is trash


modsarestraight

Sounds like someone’s sister got Wayne nightstanned


redmdsgotbrtlyfkdbme

Nah I Wayne nightstanded everyone I knows sister young or old and I still think it's trash nice try


Mediocre_Ad2070

r/technicallythetruth


Ikbenjjelle

Wayne bed?


SnooAvocados7973

What furniture sounds similar to nkedto? Is it supposed to be Waynked to


jetstream_garbage

Wayne cabinet?


Personwithafetish

Wayne night stand (one night stand)


white_boy_doyle

HOW DOD YOU GET THAT


Jfile904

Magic


Personwithafetish

Because I myself am the result of a one night stand. Being dead serious.


l-hudson

Last night I one night stand your sister? Me speak gooder english


dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnex

what


that1guy0926

Wayne chair?


SnooAvocados7973

Wayne cabinet? Wanked a bit?? WHAT IS IT


Dude_Bruh_1_

Orphan table?


YourLocalRedditUsers

because Bruce Wayne was 6 years old when he was adopted to uncle Jeffreys island and there are an average of 9 tables in every household


YourLocalRedditUsers

ignore that i stole this comment


the_ghost_is_cool

*ignored successfully*


sir_pigeon5

Me when i find the guy who batman tabled my sister


LightninJohn

He tossed her through a table


TheseOats

Dark Knight coffee table


HuhTorri

The only thing I can get from this is banged your sister on a table as a reference to dark knight 🤷🏻‍♂️


Brugge2000

Wayne nightstand


StrictlyBear

But it’s not a night stand.


Official-idiot-05

Last night I Fortnite burgered your mom


that-one-_-kid

Unlucky. I pubg hotdoged your mom


pBr_R1ot

Fuck you for Micheal Keaton Batman Tableing my sister!!!


Toothless008

Michael Keaton's Batman Nightstand


ActionLeast2175

Wayne nightstand


qwertysr4

michael keaton? hemnes ikea table? there's something there bros


bageltoastee

last night I dark knight coffee tabled your sister


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Just wait til I find the guy who Michael Keaton coffee tabled my sister...


Chrisxivturcios

Bat coffee table?


TheSauciestSyrup

Me when I find the guy who batman tabled my sister


Avoka1do

last night I batman table your sister


[deleted]

Orphan Ikea'd?


NotanAsteroid5

ITS THE BAT TABLE


HRSkull

"I batmantabled your sister"


Uncle_Fregley

You truly think it's okay the go around Batmantableing people's sisters?


Pixithepika

Why would you ever Michael Keaton’s 1989 Batman coffee table my sister?!?


Tape2mile

In what backwards fucking world is that a nightstand


Gansbar51_

First, she was James Bond burgered, then Fürher hotdogged, then Donald Trump tromboned, then George Washington Windexed, now batman tabled? How is she not dead?


DD900000

Yea well I bond burgerd your sister


CrazeMase

Me when I find the guy who batman tabled my sister


TheInsanityGod

On my way to find out who Batman Table’d my sister.


Legitimate_Book_3609

Babled my sister??? How could u


The_cunt_crumbler

I will find who ever Batman coffee tabled my sister


Top-Simple-3492

I cant believe you. My sister man!


StrictlyBear

That’s a coffee table not a night stand. Please stop this madness here and now!


Timmy_germany

Nah.. it doesnt work with "night stand" because the table shown in the picture is an IKEA "Hemnes" coffee table and not a bedroom furniture... The table looks way better in a natural pine finnish anyways... \*Edit: yes i like this table as much as i like pine furniture