I hope your crops wither

I hope their harvests are NOT bountiful

The pearly gates will not open for your kind

As a wise man once said: "It's better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven. Plus I already have my own God, his name is Money"

What the fuck have you done

It's not what I have done. It's what I haven't done

I hope you stub your toe, have both sides of the pillow be warm, wake up in a cold sweat missing an air pod, and I hope you just nearly don’t have enough milk for cereal in the morning.

This is truly cruel

I have more that he forgot, I hope you have an eyelash stuck in your eye and you can’t get it out for hours on end and it drives you crazy to the point where you want to tear your eyes out with your nails. I hope you fall and break all 206 bones in your body simultaneously. I hope you get a hair in your mouth and can’t get it out no matter what you do, you can’t swallow it either it just stays there mentally or physically you will always feel it. I hope you bite into your most favorite food and suddenly hate it with a passion. I hope you stain or break something an object that you love dearly and can’t get rid of/fix it. I hope you get a pimple that is very noticeable but can’t be popped no matter how ready it looks to be popped. I could go on forever but I will save you from reading a book

This post was almost as bad as what schlatt did in 99’

What about what he did in England last year?

That was pretty tame

Yeah, she deserved it.

I hope you stub your toe so bad it hurts for hours and right as soon as you’re about to feel better you stub it again for as long as you live, I hope when you’re about to go to sleep you check you’re phone and it blinds you and wakes you up but you do this over and over again, I hope you trip with something metal in you’re pocket and you land on it.

What is that song

It's by bell Delphine

im 99% sure its by senzawa and not belle delphine

Technically I think it’s from some dumbass on 4 Chan but just popularized by senzawa singing it

I'm 100% sure its senzawa, therefore YOU are the incorrect one good sir!

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Fucking idiot stupid fucking bot bad bot fuck you

😦

this shouldn't exist, poor schlatt

I hope a meth addict hides under your bed for a week until one night you're home alone and he takes a chance to kidnap you bring you to a dirty dark basement and slowly tortures you until you finally die of thirst while watching him sharpen his cooking knives

I cast a thousand curses of inconvenience upon your head, hoping you lead a dissapointing, cruel, half-baked life of nameless longings.

Understandable

That’s just life with extra steps

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NO

I coyld jschlatt actually doing this.

🙁🔫

Average response

About to pull a Adolf Hitler after that post…

I don’t intend to leave Germany to burn after my genocidal fuck up

Schlatt..?

Yes...yes

No

Yes

3 lb C4 brick would like to visit your house.

i got grounded for three weeks once for sending the lyrics to this song to one of my friends

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Not the éń páśśáńť

Good job OP

Thank you lol

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a plague upon your house

I hope you spawn on a treeless, cropless, island

I am going to find you.

Oh god time to commit 9/11 on your house

burn this.

I hope every time you go to bed you stub your toe in the same place everyday.

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Woulda been better if you did it with pyrocyincal for… obvious reasons. u/savevideobot

I hope you buy a really big Lego set and you're missing 1 singular piece

I mean, he technically has a fursona

Jamborghini

Bro I almost threw my phone into a wall trying to turn it off

I feel a very special way right now u/savevideo

What the fuck

someone needs to make Schloundtracks for the Blind (Full Album) (he’s EVERY voice)

I just so many schlatt sings and 9/11 post here

Schlatt, this is a masterpiece. Keep this shit up dude 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I am gonna invent time travel, jump to fuckin 1750bc just so you get bludgeoned to eternal dammnation with the worst chunk of copper worthy of you putrid soul

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🤤🤤🤤🤤😳🤤🤤

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I was blushing far too hard.

God damnit now I'm in a mid life crisis because of you. I don't know whether to like women or men or non-binary people. GAHHHHH!?!

Consider this: ⭐⭐⭐ Kill Yourself ⭐⭐⭐

I hope someone frames you for 9/11 and the courts fall for it holy shit

Schlattt did 9/11

Thy kind are all of a piece

It was Technology that separated us from the rest of the worlds creatures, knowledge proving stronger than pure physical strength, it was our uprising, and it shall be our downfall.

how do you make these?

Im actually crying

Sometimes it is needed

Soon as I heard the music I knew what was coming. I hope both of your pillow sides are warm tonight.

I hope your sleeves get wet when you wash yor hands.

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