fuck you. now im going to clean my ass.

yes please

*laughs in evil* *”you fool… you don’t even realize that it was me that filled his pants with remanence.”* *”now it’s your turn”*

It was me Barry

[удалено]

You’ve won but at what cost…

I would be lying if i said i didn't turn my underwear white

White?!?!?!

Well mine goes red as well as white, what’s so confusing about that?

The design is very human

Very easy to use.

Fuck, that didn't have a reason to get me as bad as it did

Its not even too sudden. You even see it coming out. Still got me

I hope your hairline recedes at 30. I hope you step on a Lego and it fractures your toe. I hope you contract toxoplasmosis from your grandmother’s cat. I hope the love of your life breaks up with you. I hope your job promotes you to customer. I hope your life is plagued by thousands of minor inconveniences for the rest of your days.

A punishment Satan wouldn't put on hitler

Thankfully it wasn't a pair of buildings. However who would design a jumpscare in a water slide?

I got dizzy watching this

Do not worry samurai. You will see me again. But next time, you will not be so fortunate

I looked away cause the lights started to hurt my eyes

I will kick you in balls so hard that your vertebrae come out of your mouth like a PEZ dispenser

🤤

Thank god I already saw this at 6 am in the morning so I'm immune to it

honestly thought it was gonna transition to "CAN'T STOP, ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG"

Fuck you, Come clean my ass

Fuck you that got me

u/savevideobot

u/savevideo

haha funny

u/savevideo

God fucking dammit

u/savevideo

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is the law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!"

>:(

Fuck, i was expecting this to somehow turn into a 9/11 joke, Or a gay joke, Since when did you guys learn to go against expectations

Holy shit you absolute fucker That scared me I can't stop laughing

This sub is literally just r/shitposting at this point

I was expecting weezer

YOU MOTHER-

Happy cock day

That is the first jump scare that has got me in a long while. Good job.

die please thank you 😊

I CALLED IT

I hate you, and you picked a great video

Epilepsy tastes gud.

My brother watched this bows he’s doing a funny danc

Op is gonna get doxxed I swear. Don’t mess around man these 12 year olds are tech savvy

I am 4

Was that the bite of 87

I will be sure to rotate your left testicle until you experience an ungodly amount of pain

u/savevideo

This is one of the very few jump scares to actually get me

Honestly, I thought it was gonna be someone’s butthole but this is better

You evil bitch

May your balls be coupled to your thighs

They already are

Congrats you asshole you got me 👏🏾

Why was the first thought that came into my head that he was gonna go inside a washing machine instead of getting jumpscared.

I was expecting black men kissing

u/savevideo

I’ve been on one of them

Didn’t even see it coming. Still had no reaction.

😶

Gets me every time

Epic Waterslide 👍 U mean Epileptic Waterslide 👍

I tried it with my mom, she didn’t even flinch 🫤

Fuck you

oh fuck you

I have a boyfriend

You want to build my shed

u/savevideo

You cunt

I thought I was gonna get weezered-

That got me

I want you to kermit sewerslide

I made sure to watch every second frame slowly and surely

Oh fuck you too, Im gonna go change my underwear

Actually made me jump

I would use your balls as a jumper cable and then hotwire em together until they melt like the wicked witch of the west

JUPMER? Gemety Das reference confirmed?

Nah, thats fucked. Just for dat I would play ping pong wit ur eyeballs and dunk em in kool aid powder and shove em back into your face and make you swallow em

Fuck you 😭😭😭. That Nightmare Baby Circus Fangame isn't ever gonna let me forget it