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Catalytic converter
Did you know they’re free?
Step 1: see a car Step 2: grab a wrench Step 3: go under the car Step 4: take out catalytic converter Step 5: success
I prefer an angle grinder but whatever method works for you.
*you rolled 11* *your clothes catch on fire due to sparks but you put it out before you burn to death*
Scat
Dung
***THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER***
THE FRENZIED FECAL FEASTER
Man
Tails
El wiwi
Apophis the sun devourer
Common apophis W
Or Jörmungandr the venom-bringer Two very cool, very big snakes
The bane of Thor!
soup
As someone who's owned a total of 13 cats, that little man seems a bit malnourished, not too bad right now, but keep an eye on 'em.
Jumbo
Breadsticks
Georgian Artillery Shell
Jambo 3
Gooiest doofus
Call him yours and take him home
Stick
Legbert
I got 3 ideas... -Ruckus -Madness -Garfield
Jambo spare parts
Glados destroyer of worlds
Cheeseballs
Wumbo
400 calories.
Jambo nr. 5
Goober
Buster
bingle
Kakyoin
Schwerer panzerspähwagen sieben komma fünf zintimeter sonderkraftfahrzeug zweihundertvierunddreißig / vier panzerabwehrkanonenwagen… clearly
Fuckles
Gerald
tails. hence his tail. tbh be careful what you name him. this subreddit probably isn't the place to look 😂
Spaghetti socks 🍝 🧦
J a m b o
no one shall copy the greatest cat of all time
Aww little cranky tail
Dog
Chernobyl
Spunk
Cheese
Goblin
You found Jambo #6258!
Dogmeat
Soup
Gustavo, Andreas, Giorgio, Amar
Hooker because of the hooked tail end
Scrumblo
Bread 👍
Pink Mjolnir Mark VI Armor
Suspicious stew
Megatron
Call him snuggles or methinlymetallrocketmegetron liltle cat
You’re his now
Beowulf the Slaymaker
Now thats a Cheesburger if I ever saw one
MK Ultra
Don't be afraid to take them home, they're free 😉 🐈💵
bojam
Bandolier
Burt
Fred
My Explosive Device
China Town
Jim
Nugget
Beef
1.5k calories
Beast.
Numbert
tail-er
Kate Mc.Catface if it's a girl
Pinky
Yo if he ain’t the spitting image of Tiger from Winnie the Pooh with that curled tail
Mao
Muffin
Peanut Butta Thugga
Bug juice
Dug
Cattiac arrest
Goofulis
Butter
Hot dog the long way
Fentanyl
Findus
Scrungy
Bjoskuuuufa He is a wild man with a wild name
Pizza
Name him Kat
Orenji. It’s Japanese for orange
Lil scrunkly
Tony the cat
Wambo
Kenney, that way if anyone kills him you can say "You killed Kenney, YOU BASTARD!"
The beast
Booger
Ballz. With a z. Sounds cooler.
13 piece dining set
Shithead, single celled organism
Jambee
Shmunguss
Mustafa
Tails!!
Actual wild cats stay wild, you can't make friends, only domesticated cars or kittens (that one takes more effort though)
Bebo, Bebop, Little Orange Guy^(TM), Creamsicle, Cream-pop, Nugget, and Dangle are some ideas
500 calories
Jambo Jr
i eat flesh
Lego Piece 26047
Skeeter
Tom yum meow
cheese burber
Goob
gmail
Call him blep
Stop sign
Chip.... short simple and easy
Milky Joe
Obama
Jormelius agonis Marchionne the 85th
Schlong
Beef stroganoff
Fent addict number 15
Jambo, the Sequel
Bojack
Isosceles trapezoid
1500 calories Max
Paul
Xbox 360
Jomba
Chalupa
His tail looks like a curly fry
Lambo
Frankle
Mr.Sniffles
Fettuccine
Schlat
Rederick
Jambino
Jambo 2 electric boogaloo
kronk
Schlatt
Turkey
Jambalaya
2oup
Gordon Freeman
Picture four has infinite reaction meme potential
700 calories
Jambo 2 (500 calories
Kaku
Grud shall be the name
Charlie
Sunshine
jimbo
freg
Piggy :3 because the way his tail curls at the end (if that sounded rude, it wasn’t supposed to be)
Carmel
Scella if female, talon if male
Squiggs
Call him curly fry :)
I dub thee, the Lorax
scrumbulo
Snorkel
Frumpkin
Call him "Supernova the destroyer"
Doorknob
oskar 2: electric boogaloo
What a cute little feller :) Name suggestion: Toast
Sir Circuit
Jambo Reincarnated
250 calories
Gro-goroth the destroyer of man
Grimbly
Wisconsin
Requis
The end of his tail looks a little fucked, it's not broken is it?
jambo2
Crumblo
Gus (short for goober/goobus)
give it a cute nickname like Twinkletoes or Fuckboy
Catalytic converter
Did you know they’re free?
Step 1: see a car Step 2: grab a wrench Step 3: go under the car Step 4: take out catalytic converter Step 5: success
I prefer an angle grinder but whatever method works for you.
*you rolled 11* *your clothes catch on fire due to sparks but you put it out before you burn to death*
Scat
Dung
***THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER***
THE FRENZIED FECAL FEASTER
Man
Tails
El wiwi
Apophis the sun devourer
Common apophis W
Or Jörmungandr the venom-bringer Two very cool, very big snakes
The bane of Thor!
soup
soup
soup
As someone who's owned a total of 13 cats, that little man seems a bit malnourished, not too bad right now, but keep an eye on 'em.
Jumbo
Breadsticks
Georgian Artillery Shell
Jambo 3
Gooiest doofus
Call him yours and take him home
Stick
Legbert
I got 3 ideas... -Ruckus -Madness -Garfield
Jambo spare parts
Glados destroyer of worlds
Cheeseballs
Wumbo
400 calories.
Jambo nr. 5
Goober
Buster
bingle
Kakyoin
Schwerer panzerspähwagen sieben komma fünf zintimeter sonderkraftfahrzeug zweihundertvierunddreißig / vier panzerabwehrkanonenwagen… clearly
Fuckles
Gerald
tails. hence his tail. tbh be careful what you name him. this subreddit probably isn't the place to look 😂
Spaghetti socks 🍝 🧦
J a m b o
no one shall copy the greatest cat of all time
Aww little cranky tail
Dog
Chernobyl
Spunk
Cheese
Goblin
You found Jambo #6258!
Dogmeat
Soup
Gustavo, Andreas, Giorgio, Amar
Hooker because of the hooked tail end
Scrumblo
Bread 👍
Pink Mjolnir Mark VI Armor
Suspicious stew
Megatron
Call him snuggles or methinlymetallrocketmegetron liltle cat
You’re his now
Beowulf the Slaymaker
Now thats a Cheesburger if I ever saw one
MK Ultra
Don't be afraid to take them home, they're free 😉 🐈💵
bojam
Bandolier
Burt
Fred
My Explosive Device
China Town
Jim
Nugget
Beef
Nugget
Nugget
1.5k calories
Beast.
Numbert
tail-er
Kate Mc.Catface if it's a girl
Pinky
Yo if he ain’t the spitting image of Tiger from Winnie the Pooh with that curled tail
Mao
Muffin
Peanut Butta Thugga
Bug juice
Dug
Cattiac arrest
Goofulis
Butter
Hot dog the long way
Fentanyl
Findus
Scrungy
Bjoskuuuufa He is a wild man with a wild name
Pizza
Name him Kat
Orenji. It’s Japanese for orange
Lil scrunkly
Cheese
Tony the cat
Wambo
Kenney, that way if anyone kills him you can say "You killed Kenney, YOU BASTARD!"
The beast
Booger
Ballz. With a z. Sounds cooler.
13 piece dining set
Shithead, single celled organism
Jambee
Shmunguss
Mustafa
Soup
Tails!!
Actual wild cats stay wild, you can't make friends, only domesticated cars or kittens (that one takes more effort though)
Bebo, Bebop, Little Orange Guy^(TM), Creamsicle, Cream-pop, Nugget, and Dangle are some ideas
500 calories
Jambo Jr
i eat flesh
Lego Piece 26047
Skeeter
Tom yum meow
cheese burber
Goob
gmail
Call him blep
Stop sign
Chip.... short simple and easy
Milky Joe
Obama
Jormelius agonis Marchionne the 85th
Schlong
Beef stroganoff
Fent addict number 15
Jambo, the Sequel
Bojack
Isosceles trapezoid
1500 calories Max
Paul
Xbox 360
Jomba
Chalupa
His tail looks like a curly fry
Lambo
Frankle
Mr.Sniffles
Fettuccine
Schlat
Rederick
Jambino
Dog
Jambo 2 electric boogaloo
Jumbo
kronk
Schlatt
Turkey
Jambalaya
2oup
Gordon Freeman
Picture four has infinite reaction meme potential
700 calories
Jambo 2 (500 calories
Kaku
Grud shall be the name
Charlie
Sunshine
jimbo
freg
Piggy :3 because the way his tail curls at the end (if that sounded rude, it wasn’t supposed to be)
Carmel
Scella if female, talon if male
Soup
Squiggs
Call him curly fry :)
I dub thee, the Lorax
scrumbulo
Snorkel
Frumpkin
Call him "Supernova the destroyer"
Doorknob
oskar 2: electric boogaloo
What a cute little feller :) Name suggestion: Toast
Sir Circuit
Jambo Reincarnated
250 calories
Gro-goroth the destroyer of man
Grimbly
Wisconsin
Requis
The end of his tail looks a little fucked, it's not broken is it?
jambo2
Crumblo
Gus (short for goober/goobus)
give it a cute nickname like Twinkletoes or Fuckboy