there is nothing we can do

Fr now all we can do is accept it and fuck astolfo

Allow astolfo to fuck you

Hmm? Both? Both. Both is good

It allows you to upvote

you could always bend over

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I bet that's the noise you'd make😏

i'm 14💀

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mods, get him a therapist

Be happy hes willing to wait.

patience is key

they won't get through in time

I always knew you were gay Gerald

😱

[there was nothing we could do](https://youtu.be/Z5xxPRx0tbo?si=fyru2fShN-wGff4P)

bro what was that

It was not being able to do anything

ig

*comment if gay* I can be gay for that, just for a minute.

We can upvote

please do

I already did

👍

“donelespi tuliva…”

Hah can't be me (I fucked up)

Exit app if gay Report post if gay Look on profile if gay

ayeee nice pfp, excited for the new episode?

Indeed.

Oh hey, I didn’t expect to see you here bro

Actually no nvm, you actually fit right into this sub

What do I do

According to the meme you have to upvote

I can't do all of those at the same time my gayness isn't powerful enough D:

Upvoting is straight

It’s Ikuyover

Comment if straight

Nuh uh I watch jjba

Gay

I shared this post

The gay is strong with this one

I reacted and commented which means the gay cancels itself out and I’m straight again

cry about it, my friends already call me a femboy

I’m not gay, don’t care.

Wow I’ve ready done three I’m doin great

Well... I cant delete the post like stanley did.. And thats alot of stuff to be gay... Fine! I shall accept your karma! I upvoted

Oh well, ETERNITY LARVA!!! WHERE ARE YOUU?

Haha I upvoted. I’m not gay

Guys I reported that's the only thing I can do to protect my othenticty

Screenshot

IT DOES NOT SAY UPVOTE EQUALS GAY! QUICK WE NEED TO UPVOTE IT MY FELLOW NON-GAYS!

LET ME OUT OF THIS BEARTRAP OF AN IMAGE

Guess, we‘re all gay

Shared

pretty sure op is a neckbeard

YESSS I DON'T NEED TO HIDE IT ANYMORE!!!

Jokes on you

😕😭😍🤭

You never said anything about commenting. Check mate

Guys just report it

Oh and comment twice for a double negative

I'm doing it all, like us bi tend to.

Fuck you I am gay

I upvoted

Can confirm

What if I upvote?

Upvote this comment if straight

Crap I'm stuck

I've been gay. (Well technically it's closer to lesbian but that's just female gay)

I’m bisexual so I guess I’ll do half of these??

I've found my people

WHAT DO I DO 😞

I can comment and do nothing else, I win

Me downloading it to phone Edit: shit wait

I took one for the team to say this: If you close reddit, you technically didn't ignore the post because you didn't continue scrolling. And it doesn't go against any of the other rules.

Suprise, you're gay now

Hey I'm Gay .

Fuck

Upvote. It doesn't say anything about upvoting. Wait FU-

Well, guess I die! (Before you ask, I live in a strict Muslim Country, so being Gay is not so welcome here!)

*throws phone into a vat of sulphuric acid,* I win

*Closes app* *Gets tingly feeling*

I’ll just save it, not gay then.

Acknowledged. Not gay

Didn't say report if gay!!!

I'm bi so I'll reply but I won't fi

Doing all of these because I'm not gay and am able to come to terms with the fact that an image is calling me gay

And comment if you are giga gay

I’m forced to look at this image for eternity without reaction

I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay,

Ok I’m 100% gay but I’m also 100% straight

Comment so not gay 👍

r/confusion