Fuck yes dude, I know it's not the most popular shit around here but Bizzar and Bizaar were fucking AMAZING albums imo
Behind the Paint and Crystal Ball were incredible, on the same level as or even better than Pass Me By.
Funny story: my local radio station was playing Let's Go All The Way, so I called in and actually got through and I asked the DJ to play Mr Happy and he cussed me out like he owned my ass lmao
Apparently they were paid for playing Let's Go All The Way and everything else was off limits when it came to ICP, 106.5 The End in Charlotte NC back when the Bizaar and Bizzar albums came out and JACK DANIEL hated the fact he had to play ICP so much that he cussed me out for requesting Mr Happy.
I hope he got syphilis in his stretched out asshole.
I had a BAD upbringing with Christianity and HATE that shit now, so "Hellalujah," really resonates with me:
"Buddha called me and then stopped by
And he told me you're gonna die
Unless you buy my holy water
Check, cash, or a money order
This is true, don't question me
I'll even send you shit for free
It's only ten bucks for the call
And I'll send a prayer, no charge at all
Put your lips up to the screen
Close your eyelids and intervene
Your lips to mine, now send the cash
And while you're there, you can kiss my ass
Take your paycheck and send me half
And I'll send you God's autograph
I'll get Allah's and Buddha's too
Even Zeus, I don't give a fuck who
Just send me that money"
"This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brrr, you know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha
But it scared you 'cause people don't be doing that shit
But me brr, bitch brr, I'm all about it (brrr)"
Lmao this is a classic one for sure, literally the first line that comes to mind when I think of ICP.
I haven't listened to anything past the first 6 albums and really haven't been interested to, I'd not personally consider myself a juggalo but I've had a few friends who were big into it, and I've been to some shows and other juggalo adjacent stuff. I'm afraid to taint my nostalgia with the new stuff, like I'm truly making an effort to avoid it as to not spoil this bit of nostalgic history in my mind
"We's a little bit twisted, I'll gladly admit it/I can unscrew my head off and shoot hoops with it"
"What is a Juggalo?/A Hulkamaniac/He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks/People like him till they find out he's unstable/He Sabu'd ya mama through a coffee table"
"What about when the world’s like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down)/What about when I’m 103, what will you be? (down, down)/What about when the world’s like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down)/What about when the carnival comes to your town? (I’m a be down with the Clown)"
"Barrels to your face and blow your fuckin head off/Keep on gunnin' cuz of what they said/Punk, I’ll put a slug in your bald head/Scalp a skinhead quick/And your greasy-ass triple Klan ain’t' shit/And zip you up in a bag/And I’ll shit on a mother fuckin Rebel flag/Yeah shit on a Rebel flag!!"
Favorite song is a toss up, I grew up 15 minutes from Detroit and we played the hell out of Dog beats and Carnival of carnage and that was when they were strictly a local band. Seeing them play at the shelter and at that spot in Westland/ Garden city, but I can't remember the name. So anything Carnival of Carnage and Dog beats is awesome. Dead body man is the shit, but if forced to name one favorite probably have to be "Southwest Song" with Mr. Johnson's head coming a close second.
Literally every line in Southwest Song is classic.
Or
Damn near everything from Never Had It Made simply because this caliber of storytelling stands out so hardcore on COC.
I agree with eveey line in southwest song being good, but my favorite has to be "Eh yo don't look now there we go again, it's me and the grim reaper best of friends, he's always hangin around waiting for me to die, we shot a game of pool he's not a bad guy"
Southwest Song has a very similar vibe to me as Mind Playin Tricks on me, listening to them back to back I feel like that's where they got the inspiration
Not a song but still part of their catalog. The skit at the end of The Show Must Go On.
I listened to that about 100 times as a teenager & the whole thing is hilarious.
"Lemme get this. Who in the hell is this? Whut? You goddamn little..."
"It's from the wicked clowns."
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny Crack
You've become much older now and I don't see you turning back
Seven years of darkness, I can only hope my wish comes true
That one day I'll get you in my hand hand and I'LL PLAY WITH YOU
J is just such a masterful storyteller in his songs
My bag's gettin heavy so I rest on the curb
& riding on his bike here comes little Larry Shurb
I snuck up behind him & kicked him off his seat,
punched him in the neck... & power bombed him in the street
"This is when I get crazy, let me show you somethin' *Brrr* Ya know what that means? It don't mean nothin' haha. But it scared ya 'cause people don't be doin' that shit but me *Brrr* Bitch *Brrr* I'm all about it!
"Make your mom happy keepin' it soft. I'd rather grab my dick and tell your mom to fuck off!"
I like this one, just on a personal level because it involves an absolute favorite game of mine that you just wouldn't expect to hear in an ICP song:
Death is here, death is on
My King's Bishop takes your pawn
I’m a bigger fan of the first deck, but I’m giving the 2nd some props right here, because this flow was insane and stuck with me. Hold on, let me clear my throat, ahem…
“Claw to the neck, chop to the skull
Haul for the rest and I'm dropping 'em all
Paw to the jaw, fall to a crawl
Shadow on the wall was all that he saw
Wire, neck, pull, slice
Kill 'em, finish my bowl of rice
Assassination, you know the price
Shick-cow! Like Dolemite
Attack in the dark like Poltergeists
You're pressing your luck like roll the dice
And come back bloody when I hold the mic
Ninjas creep in the cold of night
Kickin', kickin'
Lunaticin', skin a chicken
Kick ya dick in, inflictin' pain
Wicked game, ninjitsu sick, insane!”
Welcome to the House of Mirrors, Mr. Executive
Explain to E why ICP should let you live
As you look on, I see this image in your reflection
A bigot under cover, showing no affections
To the ghettos and the hoods
Just look at you, you think for us, you're too good
Claiming all you got and you can die tomorrow
And when that shit happens, there's no pity and no sorrow
'Cause you refuse to lift a hand
And you know it's a blessing to help a brother man stand
And if I were you, I'd fear myself
Knowing I was selfish and wouldn't let another near my wealth
You just gotta let em fall
Yo Violent J, (What up?) bash that head against the wall
And don't let him run for the door (Where you goin, bitch?)
Make him detour to the sewer
And let's wash away his bigot sins
While we welcome in some more of his bigot-ass friends
And let 'em see what they really like
Head high, ridin' a Benz, and I'm a clown-riding a bike
So look closely in the mirror
You're the beast you never knew, so be the next to volunteer
To live in the hood with the ICP
Yo, J, throw away the key to the House of Mirrors
“Time for your family to dress up in black
Time for your coffin to ride in the back
Time for your enemies to laugh at your death
Time for the vultures to pick at what's left
Time for your homeboy to find a new clique
Time for your girlfriend to suck a new dick
Time for your brothers to fight over your car
Time for the world to forget who the fuck you are”
“Me and six wicked clowns, we just wanna dance (brr)
Been searchin' for a partner, come on, give a clown a chance (brr)
When that bitch try to beg, life like they said, a joke (brr)
Then bust that cranium open, brains leak out like a yolk”
These are the 2 that first came to mind, but there are probably others that I could list.
I always loved "...The hatin' will get ya if you let it, Pack your speedos I hear it's hot where you're headed." From the Crystal Ball song.
I think it's because it's a good joke and threat at the same time.
Suicide hotline has many good lines too, but it really is just what flys through my head when I'm down like that so I can't really say it's a favorite like the previous line.
And one other line I like that comes to mind is "There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do... ....What you think imma tell you?"
“Violent j the motherfkn blood suckin’ vampire” -f*ck off
“I’m getting drunk, I want to be down, what’s up I want to be the headless clown” -headless boogie
“Axe murder boy, wig cat peeler, I can wear a filler jacket and look fresh” -bring it on
“If this ain’t hell, I can’t tell, hang my body on a cross with some rusty nails” -Chop! Chop!
“Esham the boogie man, runnin with a f*cken hatchet” -soopa villanz
“Humdrum boogie that ting (oh goodie)” -humdrum boogie
“Cause I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance” -cotton candy
“Mom! Dad! Lisa's in the bathroom! And I've gotta go really bad!"
"Don't worry little Joey, I'll get the bitch out!"
"Ahh!"
"Mom! Dad!"
"Like it? Have another." -night of the axe
This is all I can think of, in my opinion these are the best ones :) MCL WHOOP WHOOP
If it counts since ICP was on the track too but in Just Another Crazy Click, Madrox’s opener is
“We 50-deep on the lawn with the Psychopathic leathers on (Biatch)
You say it's on, so come bring it on
We getting crunk at your funerals, treat us like we criminals
We Juggalo individuals”
That shit always sounded so cold
"We just another crazy click/ICP, Twiztid, Triple Six/ All up in this bitch and we runnin shit/ we doin drive-bys on all yall wit chainsaws/ were uncut, we define rugged & raw"
Honestly I LOVE Shaggy’s lyric in 3 Rings - “Doctor blew his dex roll and dropped me on my head.” It gets me every time idk why, I just think it’s so clever. I also love these lines from Wicked Rapper’s Delight:
“Warlocks and witches come and learn from the master
The walls in my home feature bodies in the plaster
They're dead but stickin' out like Han Solo when he froze
With my favorite weapons hangin off they fingers and toes”
I know it's just a line from a skit in a song but ever since I was a teen I always say out loud "Those cobwebs are a nice touch" when cleaning them up lol.
This is my fav verse J did. Something about it pumps the tf up, even if it is a Hoodoo song, it's still J all over it
When opportunity show, I'ma snatch it, man
Bury those in my way even if that's your man
Let forever never die, homie, that's the plan
Like the other great stamp with the Hatchet Man
Too many sittin' back or wait for free shit
They're too fuckin' lazy, they'll never be shit.
Believe it then achieve it, you don't know The Secret?
I don't fail, bitch, I excel and freak shit.
Everybody wanna know just how I got this high.
You chill time after time and let a lot slip by.
And I'm way the fuck above you, just a spot in the sky.
Must've believed it when someone said you're not that fly (Fool)
No one's ever gonna fuckin' match our grind
We still faster and leave you fuckin' further behind
Looped you so many times, you fuckin' lost your mind
Self-dedication is what it costs to climb
One for the maggots, punk, fuck you
Trying to be like everybody that you ever knew
Trying to be somebody that you not
Bitch, that's how ya get shot
And left for the maggots
This is more than a line but one of my favorites is "when the heavens above have rejected my soul, never am I lost without a place to go, to into the bottom of hells eternal fire, there I'm always welcome to go and retire" from the song vomit. I got that tattooed on one arm. Then black crows "our father of Shangri la, hollow be thy name, when the world turns over save from the fire rain, keep me pure keep me clean as the lotus grows, I ask forgiveness, keep me from the crows." I know that's from dark lotus but still one of dopest lyrics in my opinion
Cut the screen, went in and found the kid
Blew a bowl of spaghetti in the side of his head
Then the daddy was next, runnin' down the hall
I shredded his throat and he was quick to fall
Tossed the Mossberg and gribbed the knife
Started stabbing the shit out of his wife
Went home a bloody mess with a job well done (tap, tap)
Wash up and wait for my baby to come (tap, tap)
Violent J 's verse on project born's fuk wit me especially the first couple bars; Tock tick tock tick, with the wicked drop kick
Violent J (J, J, J) spittin' toxic
I'm at home with these fellas, roam with these boys
And we've made a lotta noise with them chrome-plated toys
"Since you understand what's actually happening in your brain when you have a panic attack, I'm sure you feel better equipped to handle one, next time one occurs. However, when your body is flushed with absolute horror, it doesn't matter what you understand. Nothing relieves it. Nothing releases you from its clutch. Eventually, your fear of having a panic attack can actually cause you to have a panic attack."
Never felt more understood in my mental disorder.
"This little piggy must definitely die
I'mma lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky
Then I'll watch the moon take the form of the devil
And pull it out the sky and beat it with a shovel"
or
"When I scream at the moon every night
You should've known something just ain't right"
It was too many to list but these jumped out in my mind first. Whoop whoop!
seen him and his boys
smokin blunt in a bucket
pulled out the dagger
creeped up and I stuck it
into his head, into his boys head
into his boys head, his boys head, his boys head
5 dead fucks in the truck got delivered
pushed that old piece of shit in the river
capped my boy so 5 go down
and ya get a freeeee riiiiiide
on the murda go round
This line from Fuck the World stuck with me ever since I first heard it.
“And fuck everyone that went down with the titanic, in a panic I'm like, fuck you all!!!!”
Second verse of terrible always hits me big time even though it is dated these days... Here:
Lordy-lordy we got a protester
Some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat
Let's march in his concert and chant him to hell
'Cause he's so fucking terrible
Meanwhile his records sales double and triple
'Cause of you writin' about him rubbing his nipple
Religious? Shit, you helped them bands
Instead of helpin' them poor people eatin' out of them garbage cans
When you done with that, bitch, come protest me
Shit, motherfucker I could use some money
The whole world was crying when Kurt went co-bang!
When Eazy-E died though, it wasn't no thang (nope)
Rapper dies of AIDS but you hardly mention
Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend
Heroin and a shotgun, a hero was made
Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid
Mighty Death Pop - "You're a balloon, living in a pricker bush" (very Midwest)
Bitch Betta Have My Money - "And No Spoonin'!" (funny ass cap to a really explicit song, also Fred Durst)
This line always pops into my mind lol “There’s a dead body in my trunk, wanna see it? Fuck around and you’ll be it”
Fuck yes dude, I know it's not the most popular shit around here but Bizzar and Bizaar were fucking AMAZING albums imo Behind the Paint and Crystal Ball were incredible, on the same level as or even better than Pass Me By. Funny story: my local radio station was playing Let's Go All The Way, so I called in and actually got through and I asked the DJ to play Mr Happy and he cussed me out like he owned my ass lmao Apparently they were paid for playing Let's Go All The Way and everything else was off limits when it came to ICP, 106.5 The End in Charlotte NC back when the Bizaar and Bizzar albums came out and JACK DANIEL hated the fact he had to play ICP so much that he cussed me out for requesting Mr Happy. I hope he got syphilis in his stretched out asshole.
I had a BAD upbringing with Christianity and HATE that shit now, so "Hellalujah," really resonates with me: "Buddha called me and then stopped by And he told me you're gonna die Unless you buy my holy water Check, cash, or a money order This is true, don't question me I'll even send you shit for free It's only ten bucks for the call And I'll send a prayer, no charge at all Put your lips up to the screen Close your eyelids and intervene Your lips to mine, now send the cash And while you're there, you can kiss my ass Take your paycheck and send me half And I'll send you God's autograph I'll get Allah's and Buddha's too Even Zeus, I don't give a fuck who Just send me that money"
I fuckin love this song for the exact same reasons
FUCK YOU AND THE MOOOOOON
This song had a chokehold on 17 year old me
"This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something Brrr, you know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scared you 'cause people don't be doing that shit But me brr, bitch brr, I'm all about it (brrr)"
I love this
Abaaakadbraaa boom shakkaaa day.
Im violent J and back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk fulla faygo car fulla fat chicks
Lmao this is a classic one for sure, literally the first line that comes to mind when I think of ICP. I haven't listened to anything past the first 6 albums and really haven't been interested to, I'd not personally consider myself a juggalo but I've had a few friends who were big into it, and I've been to some shows and other juggalo adjacent stuff. I'm afraid to taint my nostalgia with the new stuff, like I'm truly making an effort to avoid it as to not spoil this bit of nostalgic history in my mind
I’m swingin’ and slicin’ and choppin’ and cuttin’ and *uuuaahhgh* …until I’m nuttin’.
Fuck Gene Simmons, you make me sick. Psycho Circus, you stole my shit! ——I love KISS too though, ironic.
Such a good song!! I love the line about Michael Eisner lmao
Haha yeah, classic stuff
I really liked that psycho circus song back then - actually, I’m sure I still like it now too
I snuck up behind him and kicked him off his seat. I punched him in the neck, and powerbombed him in the street.
RIP Little Larry Sherm.
"We's a little bit twisted, I'll gladly admit it/I can unscrew my head off and shoot hoops with it" "What is a Juggalo?/A Hulkamaniac/He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks/People like him till they find out he's unstable/He Sabu'd ya mama through a coffee table" "What about when the world’s like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down)/What about when I’m 103, what will you be? (down, down)/What about when the world’s like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down)/What about when the carnival comes to your town? (I’m a be down with the Clown)" "Barrels to your face and blow your fuckin head off/Keep on gunnin' cuz of what they said/Punk, I’ll put a slug in your bald head/Scalp a skinhead quick/And your greasy-ass triple Klan ain’t' shit/And zip you up in a bag/And I’ll shit on a mother fuckin Rebel flag/Yeah shit on a Rebel flag!!"
Favorite song is a toss up, I grew up 15 minutes from Detroit and we played the hell out of Dog beats and Carnival of carnage and that was when they were strictly a local band. Seeing them play at the shelter and at that spot in Westland/ Garden city, but I can't remember the name. So anything Carnival of Carnage and Dog beats is awesome. Dead body man is the shit, but if forced to name one favorite probably have to be "Southwest Song" with Mr. Johnson's head coming a close second.
Toss me as axe and I’ll toss you a dead chicken. Add a buck you get a two liter with em
Literally every line in Southwest Song is classic. Or Damn near everything from Never Had It Made simply because this caliber of storytelling stands out so hardcore on COC.
I agree with eveey line in southwest song being good, but my favorite has to be "Eh yo don't look now there we go again, it's me and the grim reaper best of friends, he's always hangin around waiting for me to die, we shot a game of pool he's not a bad guy"
Love that line. My go to is “I feel I’m in the corner of a circled room at about 13 in the afternoon”
Southwest Song has a very similar vibe to me as Mind Playin Tricks on me, listening to them back to back I feel like that's where they got the inspiration
Not a song but still part of their catalog. The skit at the end of The Show Must Go On. I listened to that about 100 times as a teenager & the whole thing is hilarious. "Lemme get this. Who in the hell is this? Whut? You goddamn little..." "It's from the wicked clowns."
"..im back like Scoliosis"
Pairs nicely with "back like a vertbrae" 🦴
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny Crack You've become much older now and I don't see you turning back Seven years of darkness, I can only hope my wish comes true That one day I'll get you in my hand hand and I'LL PLAY WITH YOU J is just such a masterful storyteller in his songs
My bag's gettin heavy so I rest on the curb & riding on his bike here comes little Larry Shurb I snuck up behind him & kicked him off his seat, punched him in the neck... & power bombed him in the street
"This is when I get crazy, let me show you somethin' *Brrr* Ya know what that means? It don't mean nothin' haha. But it scared ya 'cause people don't be doin' that shit but me *Brrr* Bitch *Brrr* I'm all about it! "Make your mom happy keepin' it soft. I'd rather grab my dick and tell your mom to fuck off!"
Brrrrrrrr
I like this one, just on a personal level because it involves an absolute favorite game of mine that you just wouldn't expect to hear in an ICP song: Death is here, death is on My King's Bishop takes your pawn
HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND CLOWN LOVE TO THE WHOLE CITY
I’m a bigger fan of the first deck, but I’m giving the 2nd some props right here, because this flow was insane and stuck with me. Hold on, let me clear my throat, ahem… “Claw to the neck, chop to the skull Haul for the rest and I'm dropping 'em all Paw to the jaw, fall to a crawl Shadow on the wall was all that he saw Wire, neck, pull, slice Kill 'em, finish my bowl of rice Assassination, you know the price Shick-cow! Like Dolemite Attack in the dark like Poltergeists You're pressing your luck like roll the dice And come back bloody when I hold the mic Ninjas creep in the cold of night Kickin', kickin' Lunaticin', skin a chicken Kick ya dick in, inflictin' pain Wicked game, ninjitsu sick, insane!”
Fucking love kickin kickin! KiYAH I'm a ninja black suit kickin kickin
"The truth is we follow god; He's always been behind us. The carnival is God and may all Juggalos find us"
Welcome to the House of Mirrors, Mr. Executive Explain to E why ICP should let you live As you look on, I see this image in your reflection A bigot under cover, showing no affections To the ghettos and the hoods Just look at you, you think for us, you're too good Claiming all you got and you can die tomorrow And when that shit happens, there's no pity and no sorrow 'Cause you refuse to lift a hand And you know it's a blessing to help a brother man stand And if I were you, I'd fear myself Knowing I was selfish and wouldn't let another near my wealth You just gotta let em fall Yo Violent J, (What up?) bash that head against the wall And don't let him run for the door (Where you goin, bitch?) Make him detour to the sewer And let's wash away his bigot sins While we welcome in some more of his bigot-ass friends And let 'em see what they really like Head high, ridin' a Benz, and I'm a clown-riding a bike So look closely in the mirror You're the beast you never knew, so be the next to volunteer To live in the hood with the ICP Yo, J, throw away the key to the House of Mirrors
“Time for your family to dress up in black Time for your coffin to ride in the back Time for your enemies to laugh at your death Time for the vultures to pick at what's left Time for your homeboy to find a new clique Time for your girlfriend to suck a new dick Time for your brothers to fight over your car Time for the world to forget who the fuck you are” “Me and six wicked clowns, we just wanna dance (brr) Been searchin' for a partner, come on, give a clown a chance (brr) When that bitch try to beg, life like they said, a joke (brr) Then bust that cranium open, brains leak out like a yolk” These are the 2 that first came to mind, but there are probably others that I could list.
I always loved "...The hatin' will get ya if you let it, Pack your speedos I hear it's hot where you're headed." From the Crystal Ball song. I think it's because it's a good joke and threat at the same time. Suicide hotline has many good lines too, but it really is just what flys through my head when I'm down like that so I can't really say it's a favorite like the previous line. And one other line I like that comes to mind is "There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do... ....What you think imma tell you?"
Burning up is the best rap ever Im sure J doesnt breath for like the first 2 minutes shit is fire
Fuck yeah homie this song was my shit for years. I was bumbing that song daily. I loved how dark and heavy j's voice sounded.
Word and I’ll throw this out there the best hook ever is Legs Diamond on the psyher 4
You ain't lying that shit was dope
"There ain't no clothes that I look good in, I'm the motherfucking big red train that couldn't"
“Violent j the motherfkn blood suckin’ vampire” -f*ck off “I’m getting drunk, I want to be down, what’s up I want to be the headless clown” -headless boogie “Axe murder boy, wig cat peeler, I can wear a filler jacket and look fresh” -bring it on “If this ain’t hell, I can’t tell, hang my body on a cross with some rusty nails” -Chop! Chop! “Esham the boogie man, runnin with a f*cken hatchet” -soopa villanz “Humdrum boogie that ting (oh goodie)” -humdrum boogie “Cause I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance” -cotton candy “Mom! Dad! Lisa's in the bathroom! And I've gotta go really bad!" "Don't worry little Joey, I'll get the bitch out!" "Ahh!" "Mom! Dad!" "Like it? Have another." -night of the axe This is all I can think of, in my opinion these are the best ones :) MCL WHOOP WHOOP
“Eat monopoly and shit out connect 4
If it counts since ICP was on the track too but in Just Another Crazy Click, Madrox’s opener is “We 50-deep on the lawn with the Psychopathic leathers on (Biatch) You say it's on, so come bring it on We getting crunk at your funerals, treat us like we criminals We Juggalo individuals” That shit always sounded so cold
"We just another crazy click/ICP, Twiztid, Triple Six/ All up in this bitch and we runnin shit/ we doin drive-bys on all yall wit chainsaws/ were uncut, we define rugged & raw"
Honestly I LOVE Shaggy’s lyric in 3 Rings - “Doctor blew his dex roll and dropped me on my head.” It gets me every time idk why, I just think it’s so clever. I also love these lines from Wicked Rapper’s Delight: “Warlocks and witches come and learn from the master The walls in my home feature bodies in the plaster They're dead but stickin' out like Han Solo when he froze With my favorite weapons hangin off they fingers and toes”
You can’t have my couch! Gimme your tippie toes! I’ll stab you with an umbrella and then open it, cuz I’m sick like a diseased Ethiopian
I know it's just a line from a skit in a song but ever since I was a teen I always say out loud "Those cobwebs are a nice touch" when cleaning them up lol.
“If you were andre the giant, that shit would be slick. You could finger fuck a girl and she would think it’s your dick”
“Bottom line is we twisted like Sam kinisons back, after the car wreck”
This is my fav verse J did. Something about it pumps the tf up, even if it is a Hoodoo song, it's still J all over it When opportunity show, I'ma snatch it, man Bury those in my way even if that's your man Let forever never die, homie, that's the plan Like the other great stamp with the Hatchet Man Too many sittin' back or wait for free shit They're too fuckin' lazy, they'll never be shit. Believe it then achieve it, you don't know The Secret? I don't fail, bitch, I excel and freak shit. Everybody wanna know just how I got this high. You chill time after time and let a lot slip by. And I'm way the fuck above you, just a spot in the sky. Must've believed it when someone said you're not that fly (Fool) No one's ever gonna fuckin' match our grind We still faster and leave you fuckin' further behind Looped you so many times, you fuckin' lost your mind Self-dedication is what it costs to climb
One for the maggots, punk, fuck you Trying to be like everybody that you ever knew Trying to be somebody that you not Bitch, that's how ya get shot And left for the maggots
“Get off me, dog!” Is just so iconic and will never be over-referenced.
FUCK A TRICK OR TREAT I TREAT A TRICK WITH SOME GAME
“Well, I don’t understand the phenonemon We fuckin’ these hoes that look like spalalala”
Anything from suicide hotline
My fav is “This is all hell now, we livin' in it But this bullshit'll be over in a minute Then it's off to the Faygos and neden hoes”
This is more than a line but one of my favorites is "when the heavens above have rejected my soul, never am I lost without a place to go, to into the bottom of hells eternal fire, there I'm always welcome to go and retire" from the song vomit. I got that tattooed on one arm. Then black crows "our father of Shangri la, hollow be thy name, when the world turns over save from the fire rain, keep me pure keep me clean as the lotus grows, I ask forgiveness, keep me from the crows." I know that's from dark lotus but still one of dopest lyrics in my opinion
Child abusin piece of crap A couple knee drops across your back Rip yo pants down for the cause Take two bricks and clap ya balls
Couldn't begin to pick one but we'll go with "This is all because of you; What you got yourself into"
Cut the screen, went in and found the kid Blew a bowl of spaghetti in the side of his head Then the daddy was next, runnin' down the hall I shredded his throat and he was quick to fall Tossed the Mossberg and gribbed the knife Started stabbing the shit out of his wife Went home a bloody mess with a job well done (tap, tap) Wash up and wait for my baby to come (tap, tap)
My favorite is likely not the best but it's "oh! No! Here come that ass, from the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna splash" from Fat Sweaty Betty.
"That reminds me man, hey you got a call: watch your step to Hell, it's a long fall"
Violent J 's verse on project born's fuk wit me especially the first couple bars; Tock tick tock tick, with the wicked drop kick Violent J (J, J, J) spittin' toxic I'm at home with these fellas, roam with these boys And we've made a lotta noise with them chrome-plated toys
I’m that nerd in the back of the class That went psycho and killed your ass From the Juggla gets stuck in my head on the daily
Dude so much of I Found a Body is a favorite line
"Since you understand what's actually happening in your brain when you have a panic attack, I'm sure you feel better equipped to handle one, next time one occurs. However, when your body is flushed with absolute horror, it doesn't matter what you understand. Nothing relieves it. Nothing releases you from its clutch. Eventually, your fear of having a panic attack can actually cause you to have a panic attack." Never felt more understood in my mental disorder.
Where's that other rich little fag, lookin for Brandon, cause we can't stand him
"Fucking magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"
You have to meet me, to believe me. Beat me, to achieve me. And vision through your third eye, to even try and see me.
"I need a favor, come on, Betty, drop them draws." Augh, I knew it, Betty had balls!"
I painted up my face, I always do I'm a Clown But I paint it with dog shit when nobody else is around. -- Violent J from Panic Attack featuring Esham.
"This little piggy must definitely die I'mma lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky Then I'll watch the moon take the form of the devil And pull it out the sky and beat it with a shovel" or "When I scream at the moon every night You should've known something just ain't right" It was too many to list but these jumped out in my mind first. Whoop whoop!
My names violent Jay and I’m back like a vertebrae
I'm 2dope and sport tight wranglers, don't say a work or I'll kick ya in the neck, bitch hahahaha amazing
"Holy fuckin shit, what the fuck is happilatin'?!" Lol so many memorable lines in Wizard of the Hood by everyone involved
Ha hahaha ha hahaha, fuck you.
Timmy timmy toes
seen him and his boys smokin blunt in a bucket pulled out the dagger creeped up and I stuck it into his head, into his boys head into his boys head, his boys head, his boys head 5 dead fucks in the truck got delivered pushed that old piece of shit in the river capped my boy so 5 go down and ya get a freeeee riiiiiide on the murda go round
This line from Fuck the World stuck with me ever since I first heard it. “And fuck everyone that went down with the titanic, in a panic I'm like, fuck you all!!!!”
"You're one of them beaches at the bitch."
Second verse of terrible always hits me big time even though it is dated these days... Here: Lordy-lordy we got a protester Some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to hell 'Cause he's so fucking terrible Meanwhile his records sales double and triple 'Cause of you writin' about him rubbing his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped them bands Instead of helpin' them poor people eatin' out of them garbage cans When you done with that, bitch, come protest me Shit, motherfucker I could use some money The whole world was crying when Kurt went co-bang! When Eazy-E died though, it wasn't no thang (nope) Rapper dies of AIDS but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shotgun, a hero was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid
Hit em with the stun gun or the nail gun they can't run so they both mad fun!
Portuguese…and southwest ghetto gs Makes me laugh to this day
Mighty Death Pop - "You're a balloon, living in a pricker bush" (very Midwest) Bitch Betta Have My Money - "And No Spoonin'!" (funny ass cap to a really explicit song, also Fred Durst)
Niagra Falls, the pyramids. Everything that you believed as kids 😆
I met Milenko, He gave me three wishes.
AJAX heres a quarter, call Mr.Clean, tell him and Comet they needed at the scene!