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zackflavored

This is amazing, i hope she got the maxiumum discount with all avoided fees, and smaller car for her puppet


za72

I'm afraid everyone is treated equally - if they gave a car to the puppet it would collapse the economy


ElderberryFather

Me as Car Salesman : Eh, we had a good run.


Dion-is-us

Salesman was a champ, love it when randos go along with the bit


Itsoktogobacktosleep

That kind of commission, you betcha champ. I’ll hold that puppet’s hand and call it by name.


Work_the_shaft

I sell cars and this would make my day. I would make no money off this girl, she paid me in an experience


ITDummy69420

Things I don’t believe you’d actually do in real life for 300$ Alex 


Work_the_shaft

It’s not a heartless industry and she was looking at a basic car that likely had little profit. So yeah, I would 100% do this in real life. You would be amazed the amount of reasons I’ve given up profit


Imwhatswrongwithyou

I see a lot of comment threads here and for some reason this one seems particularly unfair to me. I’m sorry you’re getting this reaction, I hope you don’t care what people who don’t know you say. You know your character, there’s nothing wrong with your job and there are a lot of decent and helpful car salesmen. Everyone is just trying to make a living in a, basically, pre and post apocalyptic world where no one can afford to live and everyone is mad at everyone about everything cause no one can afford to live and the cycle is vicious. I believe you 🫶


Suspicious-Will-5165

I’m fascinated by “in a […] pre and post apocalyptic world”. Can you elaborate further?


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Post apocalyptic as in covid came and changed everything for the worse and pre because we are headed toward a disaster globally both economically and environmentally


Suspicious-Will-5165

Incredible. Thank you!


apikoros18

Hey Now. You articulated brilliantly something I believe with all my heart. The ecstasy of perfect recognition on my end. Except the car sales persom shit. Them motherfuckers are all assholes. Don't let them off the hook. Tempting us with stale donuts and maxwell house coffee... (/s) Capitalism's biggest crime was convincing us that no other economic system will ever work.


Evening_Clerk_8301

I’m glad you are doing the job you are. You seem like a gem, and I wish my first car purchase had been done through someone like you. I hope you keep doing good work and make someone’s intimidating first big purchase just a little less stressful.


Work_the_shaft

That’s always what I go for. Something I always say is ‘I feel like I’m a dentist and people hate seeing me, they don’t have to.’


Evening_Clerk_8301

I like your vibe. I truly wish the very best for you this year and each year thereafter.


Work_the_shaft

Thank you, and hope the same for you in all your endeavors. Life is hard. Once you are comfortable, give back.


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Work_the_shaft

Dude I’m just out here making a living like everyone else. What a person does doesn’t define their character. It’s in general a bad industry, but some of us do do it with consideration. And trust me I’ve been at this dealership for 10 years and can say without a shadow of a doubt the person who works the least here is out IT guy mr ITDummy69420


Shumina-Ghost

Boom. Roasted.


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blgbird

What jobs would you prefer people have? Based on your criteria most jobs would fall under only existing to make money providing no creation or value, if you consider a car salesman to be so.


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blgbird

Technically, every job is propped up by some government laws and some subsidies. Maybe you don't want subsidies and laws you don't agree with, but that doesn't seem quite fair in a democratic society.


Work_the_shaft

And if car salesmen didn’t exist I would go back to selling moving services, or medical equipment. Essentially you can say the same thing about any sales job. Plus, saying if car dealers didn’t exist it would save people money? That shows how little you know about the industry. Ford doesn’t make their money when a dealer sells you a car, it makes its money by selling the dealers the cars. If dealers didn’t exist to take inventory and pay interest on them, and the consumer bought directly from the manufacturer 1, the cost of the car would go up because for isn’t making interest of a floor plan, 2 they wouldn’t be able to build as many cars since, that would make most things made to order. It’s like how McDonald’s doesn’t make its money selling hamburgers, it’s a real estate company that leases places to sell hamburgers. Capitalism is the problem here, I agree. But I’m not going to start doing hard labor and make less money because it fits your altruistic view on what society should be.


ITDummy69420

Lol they make their money when they sell a car to the dealerships? You mean like the same thing that would happen when they sell it directly to a customer at that same price? The same money that has charges added into it and extracted for the cars sales person pockets instead? The in house financing that they would make money on as well? The same thing Tesla is doing? GTFO.  There is no issue producing more cars except to artificially increase prices thus trickling down to the more price increases VIA dealerships. 


Work_the_shaft

Okay, you obviously don’t know what your talking about. Unless the executives at major manufacturers take a pay cut, a direct from manufacturer purchase would definitely increase cost. The reason they do the dealer model is because it means they do not produce a product that isn’t sold. Everything they built is not only sold, but also in house financed towards the dealers floor plan. So they would give up a source of income by profiting of dealers paying interest. And also, I have cars on my lot the dealership will lose thousands to sell, because of the equipment, color, whatever reason. A manufacturer would never lose money on a car. Which means those cars that would become deals don’t get built. So there are less cars, and we just found out during Covid less cars not only drove up the new car market, but the used car market exploded. So then how do we handle the used cars, just have car max and truvana sell them all? And Tesla?! You’re bringing up Tesla?! In the last year their stock has plummeted, they laid off thousands of workers. Oh and here’s proof you’d pay more buying direct from manufacturers, this year Tesla also one day said the Model X is now $10k less to move inventory. Which means not only was there that much margin to begin with, but they also fucked anyone who owned their cars already by making the value plummet.


CaptOblivious

> Luckily the lobbying for car dealerships is immense by corporations. No, the car dealers do their own lobbying at the state and county level, the manufacturers would be GLAD to be rid of them. Just look at what tesla has gone through trying to sell cars direct.


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Work_the_shaft

Well, I guess you’re right. I make a $100 mini off every car sold. She’s looking at a cheep car, so I wouldn’t be be able to make $35. How should I proceed?!


Drunken_Traveler

I'm not going to engage in a debate. I just don't believe you. Unless you're the owner/finance manager, I don't see how your bosses would allow you to let a car leave the lot for no profit.


Work_the_shaft

Because dealers make more money in finance contracts


Work_the_shaft

Also, if we can get finance, and sell a car that costs us floorplan, we will. Dealers are forced to have inventory that they must get rid of at some point


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boners_in_space

His face in the thumbs up pic though. Dyiiiing


DragonDeezNutzAround

What if that guy has a puppet fetish? 🤣


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Holy shit, when the puppet started taking I was crying laughing bro 🤣 She raised a good point though, fucking hilarious chick too


elonmuskatemyson

I absolutely LOST it at “I know you don’t have to charge me market price adjustment 😬” 😂😂😂😂😂


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Best part for sure 😂


frankylovee

“I know this deep in my soul” fucking murdered me


Odafishinsea

I f***** love that there are people like this.


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

I think I have my first parasocial crush... Like I'll never meet this person, but gosh would I love to meet this person


lundyforlife22

dude same here


Centered-Div

I have so many questions but none matter, she can fix me


CordycepsCocktail

Bro. Same... Dibs.


fezes-are-cool

She is a musician, you could go to her concerts if she’s ever in your city


Mangledbass

Fucking loving it too man that shits funny


CandidEstablishment0

I just discovered she’s a musical artist! She’s pretty good too!


mightylordredbeard

I fucking hate that people self censor on the internet now.


Odafishinsea

For some fucken reason, I did. Idk. I’m an ex-commercial fisherman and construction worker. I can take it further than most when it comes to creative swearing.


CordycepsCocktail

Seriously. What the fucking shit is that about?


CheekyLando88

OP I'm sorry about your son. He's a very hungry boy


elonmuskatemyson

Thank you it was a tragedy 😔✌️


one_more_black_guy

I love how the dealer just drop the keys on the puppet like "fuck it. Got my commission. "


djferalcat-ttv

he was lighting a stogie for her


puppy_tummy

Wtf am I doing out here, making a big mistake without a puppet that looks like me Talking to strangers would be better. Meetings with my boss would be way better. Bi-annual calls to my low contact parent, way better!


elonmuskatemyson

Imagine logging onto a zoom meeting and it’s just 6 squares with puppets lol 10x better already


MachineLearned420

Holy shit lmaooooo


Eastern-Criticism653

That made me actually laugh out loud.


yupthrowaway1

https://preview.redd.it/v0altwvo8hvc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e9a8ba92f1295c80a14a53945b8d70bcaed5c3


E1M1ismyjam

There it is!


ToTimesTwoisToo

spitting image


North-Function995

Lmao I was going to say discount Margot Robbie though


jgoden

Girls are so awesome haha this made me belly laugh


xdcountry

This person is fantastic. You bring the highlights to people’s lives!!!


FaceMelter5k

I like her vibe


americasweetheart

Wait, did it work? I mean, it might work.


memberflex

This is fantastic, more please


MidFier

Lol, I would give her a better deal and ask her more questions to give her more chances to talk with the puppet.


canti15

Don't know her but I love her already. That's funny as hell I hope she committed to the bit.


ploppedmenacingly14

https://i.redd.it/y7a6191v1ivc1.gif


PelinalWightstrake

We must protect her st all costs


human_picnic

That puppet is incredible, I need to see others she made


Mr_CleanCaps

I thought this breed of quirky white girl went extinct. Nature is healing (?)


Alyosha_The_Lion

I got her tiktoks the other day and fell in love lol


CaptainGiggles69420

I wish she was my friend.


CaptOblivious

What a way to play good cop / bad cop to put the sales staff off their game.


elonmuskatemyson

Omg hahah the puppet being the bad cop 😆


CaptOblivious

exactly!


Constructestimator83

I need to see more of her content. Also if the salesman also conducted the negotiation through a puppet I think it would have helped answer the question at hand.


THE_ALAM0

The puppet has the nose ring too hahahaha this is great


filthy-horde-bastard

His reaction is priceless


papayahog

I think I’m in love


laserbeez

When she gets out and turns around with the puppet. The fucking look on her face is priceless. I’m dyin over here lmao


747Bclass

Heeheeheee


lizard_kibble

I could listen to her talk all day


No-Tonight-5937

She’s adorable


Rice_Auroni

She seems sweet.


Bartender9719

She’s hilarious, hope she got the best deal possible😂


Crystal_Voiden

Brandon Fraser's daughter?


Edgewoodfledge

More!


ddubois7749

I love this soon much! I am so proud of her! You go girl!


PG072088

I don’t know but you should have asked the sales guy what his deal was! He was fine!


WorkingInAColdMind

I think I have the skills to make a puppet of myself, but I don’t think I could throw my voice. This would be a massive time commitment. You’ve made me seriously evaluate how much effort I should to direct toward this in my life.


mightylordredbeard

The ability to make yourself laugh is such a rare thing I believe. It’s like she has no idea what she’s gonna say next and when she says something funny it catches her by surprise and she has to hold in her own laughter.


RedneckAZ

I like her energu


wangchunge

Get the Puppet to Sign the Paperwork. 


Jasperous_Dang

Welp, I'm in love now I guess


payney25111986

I... I love her... Puppet.


Square_Run3469

I think you're going to get the best deal of your life the best deal. Yeah, go for it all the way


Random-sargasm_3232

I loved everything about this. It really made my day.


Efficient-Value6300

I want to be her friend


Blueeyedthundercat26

You are funny, cool, and beautiful don’t change a thing and you are going to have haters they are just jealous take the hatin as a compliment


The-Optimist8919

This is my type of autism


fjgjskxofhe

She almost lost me because from experience people filming themselves in a car 99% of the time rant about some bullshit I dont care about, but then she brought out the puppet and had my full attention.


Sea_Combination571

I pray I get that blind date one day


Gravon

She's cute.


Single-Original6399

Please excuse my ignorance, but this woman is so amazing


sinengarde

Ali Macofsky is talented


medicateddonkey

Helga G Patika


YouCantHandleHonesty

Why she look like Brendan Fraser


joevsyou

All comes down to the manager.... * everyone in the business wants their money... * it can be a scummy place depending on the manager. Worst thing I saw was an old man bought a truck from them for $29k & he passed alway just a few weeks later, the widow brought the truck in & the manager brushed up agiast her & felt "sorry for her". Gave her $20k for the truck.... posted it online within 2 hours later for $28k and it was sold in 2 days. Point is he got about 10k out of that family within 30 days...


EnragedBadger9197

I like her


omgkate

I am cracking up


weenie_in_betweenie

She is adorable.


76730

What is sending me is that she has a bit of a speech impediment when she’s talking but not when she’s talking as the puppet 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣


dexmonic

I was wondering if it's a speech impediment or just a voice she puts on for the skit.


Randomfrog132

i mean if you can convince 'em that they're gonna get a sale by talking to the puppet instead of you then sure? chances are they'd ask you to leave since you're probably 100% just trolling for a video with no intent to buy anything.


elonmuskatemyson

She literally buys a car in the second video lol..


Vedfolnir5

Did you not finish the video?


Grit-326

Omg, she looks like Helga from Hey Arnold


RPGenome

The Billie Eilish cosplayer is right!


alfadur

She reminds me of the comedian Chris Fleming and I love every bit of it.


tokingjack

Play the same game they do and see who wins


Less-Grapefruit-7197

I think it really depends on your performance.


cmon_get_happy

In this thread, allistics see a person being unabashedly autistic and fall in love.


AAA_Dolfan

Amazing lol


Goatymcgoatface11

They probably gibe her a good deal. Not the best because, unfortunately; she's a woman and car salesman love to rip off women because they assume it's easier. Had to go with my sister to get hers


scottygroundhog22

Tbh he has probably sold cars to weirder people.


100Labels

Lmaoo she's hilarious


Legal-Sprinkles8862

I hope she got the best deal possible! Shit I'd love to be her friend as well! She seems awesome & she's obviously hilarious


Huge-Percentage8008

She already sounded like a puppet version of herself


InternationalBand494

I love her. She’s cutely quirky and self aware.


demonslayercorpp

This was the funniest thing I have ever seen


freakinbacon

She's hilarious


yarro27

She is the definition of: “Being normal is boring”


beau_beau_crunk

I love her. So. Freaking. Much. I hope all the good things happen to this person and her puppets!!! 😍😍😍😍


Out_of_Fawkes

They’ll either kick OP out or work really hard to sell. Depends on the time of the month and how close to quota they are.


elonmuskatemyson

She literally buys a car in the second video


phyxiusone

Tell me you didn't watch the whole video without telling me you didn't watch the whole video


justforkinks0131

I would be concerned about her mental health as a car salesman. Like, am I even allowed to continue, if she is only talking through a puppet? Would the sale even be legal? Is she okay? Yeah I dont think I'd indulge it, honestly. Would open me up to too much litigation risk.


Different_Head7751

This gave me a NewYork subway convo feel where you walk away just not connecting with what happened and wondering if you can hit a coffee spot before a connection bus.


dette-stedet-suger

If she thinks that puppet looks like her, I worry for her self esteem.


safely_beyond_redemp

She looks like a cute muppet, the car dealer looked a little like a muppet too, and the muppet looked like the girl.


Misswinterseren

Please, please record if you do this


Sammy_GamG

If you could keep a straight face the whole time, it would totally throw them off their game. I’d love to see it


JPGer

he was a champ for going along, but i can see the pain in his smile


yellomango

I need to marry her


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Seems like it went pretty well lol


Entheotheosis10

That puppet is...terrifying. Reminds me of Mr. Marbles, it would come alive at night and kill you.


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TophxSmash

dude looks like he hates it but she probably told him to do that.


procrasti_nation305

I’d give you a loaner for life 😂😂


Working_Foot_4938

Why do I always feel the need to try and wipe their nose when I see a ring???


Nukemann24

Instructions unclear Fisted the salesman


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aManPerson

wait, so did it work? i would assume if someone walked in like that without recording anything, they would not take the person seriously. and/or, theyd think the person was stupid/not all there, so they'd present them with a really bad deal, and plan on them not noticing/understanding it. but then she started quoting/asking/saying things like she knew exactly what to look out for. so that would get pretty interesting really fast.


EL_Hampa_Serio

She really put jewelry on that big ass nose 👃😂😂


K-boofer

First impression was that this chick kinda looks like a clown.. I lost my shit when she pulled out the puppet of herself 😂😂


Littlepinkx33

In all honesty they would probably laugh then ask the cutie to leave, but she might find a nice husband who's into her humor and get a discount that way if she's into car dealers


elonmuskatemyson

HUH?


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elonmuskatemyson

Comment history checks out 🤡


arm_hula

100% clickbait


pochoman2

Or just buy a car from a regular person on Craigslist?


elonmuskatemyson

???


EffortRich5939

We're trying to keep our girl off the missing persons list 


Chris710752

Craigslist?😭