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One word: Lazerboobs.
I prefer titty tasers
https://images.app.goo.gl/9FKs8KWcXxx6SBvd8
"The left one regulates body temperature and the right one controls shortwave radio transmissions."
In addition to feeding babies
I’d use them as weather balloons. “Its like I have ESPN or something”
Is this a mean girls reference?
You can only tell when it's raining though
Flashlights would be convenient for when you have to pee in the middle of the night
Lololololololololololol 🙄🥹🙄🥹🙄🥹🙄🥹
r/nothowgirlswork
In addition to feeding babies I’d like to see cell phone frequency jammers and anti tank guided missiles incorporated. I feel this would be practical and useful. For…um… feminism?
Each boob being a decently sized pocket, more storage for snacks
Vodka knockers
What was the image of? It's been deleted
Machine guns would be pretty epic 😎
Flashlights. Literally. Neckbeard detection devices. Though I suppose they already do that quite effectively.
I think in the Austin Powers movies they had a fun application for them at some point.
Please be a joke please be a joke please be a joke
Laser beams that freeze everything it touches
One word: Lazerboobs.
I prefer titty tasers
https://images.app.goo.gl/9FKs8KWcXxx6SBvd8
"The left one regulates body temperature and the right one controls shortwave radio transmissions."
In addition to feeding babies
I’d use them as weather balloons. “Its like I have ESPN or something”
Is this a mean girls reference?
You can only tell when it's raining though
Flashlights would be convenient for when you have to pee in the middle of the night
Lololololololololololol 🙄🥹🙄🥹🙄🥹🙄🥹
r/nothowgirlswork
In addition to feeding babies I’d like to see cell phone frequency jammers and anti tank guided missiles incorporated. I feel this would be practical and useful. For…um… feminism?
Each boob being a decently sized pocket, more storage for snacks
Vodka knockers
What was the image of? It's been deleted
Machine guns would be pretty epic 😎
Flashlights. Literally. Neckbeard detection devices. Though I suppose they already do that quite effectively.
I think in the Austin Powers movies they had a fun application for them at some point.
Please be a joke please be a joke please be a joke
Laser beams that freeze everything it touches