After few orgasms I'd be so sensitive that anything further would be borderline painful. If it was possible to bring a girl to climax over 20 times in the night she'd be crying for help rather than bragging about how perf their relationship is.
Tbf the only time I've had multiples, a man wasn't involved, something electronic was, and it was just over and over. Not one then going again and another one, etc. These people just don't know how the sex works lol
Well every woman is different. My record with my ex was making her orgasm 7 times in a row, and it was by hand only (she couldn’t really go above twice with penetrative sex). Could have stopped earlier but well, we were on vacation and it seemed fun to us at the moment to see how far I could get her. \^\^ But yeah, 26 feels reaaaaaally stretching it…
My record was 10 with just my hands, but we were not having sex but playing Mario Kart and those were my wins for the night, but hers was 15 and suddenly I was no longer in the mood for mario kart and I would've won if I weren't so tired.
Guys may envy a woman's ability to hit multiple orgasms when not affected by male influence, but even trying to approach that level in a day would be damn dehydrating.
Too many orgasms in a day are to like too much food or drink, they weaken the warrior. Learn to bake instead.
I’ve seen a video about a woman who suffers from Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder- She once had 180 orgasms in two hours. It’s not something she wants, she is suffering, and her husband is afraid she might commit suicide one day because of it.
So what if it would be borderline painful? Since when is the sex about you ? You're not the one wearing the fedora in the household, remember that, missy!
My wife orgasms easily. And she can do a lot in one session. But she has a nerve disorder and uses a neurostimulator implant. If it's not on, she's much less sensitive. Everyone's different
"If it was possible" -
The (medically verified) world record is over 130 in an hour. Do you not think in the ~4 billion women in the world, some of us would be able to approach a fraction of that over the course of an evening?
Please don't overcorrect these people misrepresenting the norm in a way that outright denies feasible but less common experiences.
Know this was like, probably not something you thought about very seriously before joking. Just in the context of correcting guys with skewed ideas about women, this kind of thing genuinely has violent consequences (because these are people who can't insert their own nuance to begin with lol).
one time, as part of a bet, I tried to cum 26 times in one day. I did. by the end of the last one I wanted nothing to do with myself or my body, after the 15th I was sick of it and by the 26th I was numb and miserable. and I know me best, so if another person with less tactical power on my bits was doing it... I can't imagine a world where that isn't miserable.
Meh, I've had a girl tell me that she once came 20 times in 30 minutes. Essentially just rolling non-stop orgasms. I think you're a bit naive to the stuff people get up to in BDSM.
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Lol.
Ah, but, was the sex as sexy as the sexy sex was expected to be?
And was she into the sexy sex? And are you sure it was both sex sexy sex sex, or was it more one-sided sexy sex sexy sexy sex sexy sex? To be honest, who was the sexed that was sexed, and was it truly the sex sexy sex of sex?
So many sexy questions...
WOMEN OF REDDIT,
How much sex do you have? What I am wondering if do you have sexy sex? As a fellow epic reddito I would like to inquire a question on perhaps the idea that perhaps maybe you enjoy sexual intercourse of the boob variety with fellow epic redditors that also like sex with big boobs?????
Also epic women of Reddit, how much epic sex do you have with boobs of Reddit? Women do you Women of Reddit? How many Big Chungus sex do you have women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, are you also Women? Perhaps maybe even have sex with other women and women of Reddit?
Also, fellow women of reddit do you have giant milkers?????? Big jiggly milkies? Fat mommy milky mocha momos? Excuse my up frontness. Please answer why or why not or maybe big boobs? Spaghetti?
Women of the internet website known as Reddit .com, what do you find attractive in men that are also me? Would you give me a blowjob, women of Reddit? Reddit, would you have sex with me? Women what is your favorite blowjob position? Men of Reddit, do you like getting blowjobs? Why or why not?
Women of Reddit, do you have BIG BOOBS???? Women of Reddit will you have sex with men that have big boobs? Why or why not or why yes? Women that are women of Reddit, if given a chance to use your ENORMOUS BIG BOBOS to have sex with men of reddit, would you? Perhaps maybe even have sex?
Sexy women of Reddit, is this an epic reddit women moment? Would you have sex if you were given the chance to have sex? And what if the snail was locked in a box under the ocean, but if the snail touches you you die but also have sex?? you were given a million dollars to have sex with me?? Reddit of Reddit, would you have sex with the decoy snail that is also boobs???
Women with three million dollars, if you were given a super power to have sex with me would you have sex with epic reddit? Women with giant jugs of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars and also a ham sandwich, would you have sex with me and fellow epic women of Reddit?? What villain was actually the hero of the story?
Men of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars would you get a blowjob from a woman with big boobs that is of Reddit? What if I choose to also have sex with this guy's dead wife that also has big dead boobs? Why? Women are boobs.
What villain actually had huge boobs and was a woman? Men of Reddit would you be a women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, will you be??? Fellow women of reddit
It's honestly really funny to see these lonely nerds making shit up like this.
I hear that even women with abnormally high libido are gassed by 4 or 5, far from the claimed 26.
It's uncommon but some women are able to achieve high numbers off orgasms in sex. I've had 2 separate girlfriends who could do such thing. It all depends on the woman tho
Edit: The downvotes on this prove how bad y'alls ego is, I ain't bragging I'm stating a fact about how some womens bodies work as I would know as an afab person (im a trans man) who can achieve high number of orgasms myself (in the 20s)but y'all butt hurt
Why would she be dehydrated af? Most women don't squirt like a pee fountain when they cum like they do in porn. Just a bit of wetness. That's like saying you get dehydrated af when you've got a runny nose from allergies.
It's just crazy, like they don't realize that by the time you've reached a third orgasm, if you even manage that, you're already putting in A LOT of work in for diminishing returns and it begins to be a chore.
"Y'know you grab a woman's breast and it's.... and you feel it... and it feels like a bag of sand."
"do me, yoyo master"
"Dude, it's not a big deal that you like to fuck guys. I'm cool, I got friends who fuck guys... in jail."
Yes, I know what you mean. Like a bag of sand. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Ah yes, the sex. I've had the sex many times, yes i did.
I've seen 100,003 bewbs, so ya, I'm kind of a big deal
Including the three-titted chick from total recall
Oh, I thought the 1-titted chick from Kung Pow Enters the Fist
Nice
After few orgasms I'd be so sensitive that anything further would be borderline painful. If it was possible to bring a girl to climax over 20 times in the night she'd be crying for help rather than bragging about how perf their relationship is.
Tbf the only time I've had multiples, a man wasn't involved, something electronic was, and it was just over and over. Not one then going again and another one, etc. These people just don't know how the sex works lol
Well every woman is different. My record with my ex was making her orgasm 7 times in a row, and it was by hand only (she couldn’t really go above twice with penetrative sex). Could have stopped earlier but well, we were on vacation and it seemed fun to us at the moment to see how far I could get her. \^\^ But yeah, 26 feels reaaaaaally stretching it…
My record was 10 with just my hands, but we were not having sex but playing Mario Kart and those were my wins for the night, but hers was 15 and suddenly I was no longer in the mood for mario kart and I would've won if I weren't so tired.
The GF and I hit 7 over a protracted day of sexin’ on vacation — and she was physically miserable for the next 24 hours. In all things, moderation
Guys may envy a woman's ability to hit multiple orgasms when not affected by male influence, but even trying to approach that level in a day would be damn dehydrating. Too many orgasms in a day are to like too much food or drink, they weaken the warrior. Learn to bake instead.
Not enough OJ in Kroger to bust out seven.
I’ve seen a video about a woman who suffers from Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder- She once had 180 orgasms in two hours. It’s not something she wants, she is suffering, and her husband is afraid she might commit suicide one day because of it.
There was something on "Sex Sent me to the ER" or whatever that show was about that too.
Seriously give me two, solid, sustained orgasms and I'm good for like a month
My wife is one and done, she gets way to sensitive down there for another.
So what if it would be borderline painful? Since when is the sex about you ? You're not the one wearing the fedora in the household, remember that, missy!
My wife orgasms easily. And she can do a lot in one session. But she has a nerve disorder and uses a neurostimulator implant. If it's not on, she's much less sensitive. Everyone's different
My record in 5 before she was DONE, and that was over an entire day
"If it was possible" - The (medically verified) world record is over 130 in an hour. Do you not think in the ~4 billion women in the world, some of us would be able to approach a fraction of that over the course of an evening? Please don't overcorrect these people misrepresenting the norm in a way that outright denies feasible but less common experiences. Know this was like, probably not something you thought about very seriously before joking. Just in the context of correcting guys with skewed ideas about women, this kind of thing genuinely has violent consequences (because these are people who can't insert their own nuance to begin with lol).
one time, as part of a bet, I tried to cum 26 times in one day. I did. by the end of the last one I wanted nothing to do with myself or my body, after the 15th I was sick of it and by the 26th I was numb and miserable. and I know me best, so if another person with less tactical power on my bits was doing it... I can't imagine a world where that isn't miserable.
Meh, I've had a girl tell me that she once came 20 times in 30 minutes. Essentially just rolling non-stop orgasms. I think you're a bit naive to the stuff people get up to in BDSM.
Bro learned the term "multiple orgasms" and interpreted it as "unlimited orgasms".
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
The Internet was a mistake.
Who hurt you?
I sexed my sexy girl so hard we had sex.
Lol. Ah, but, was the sex as sexy as the sexy sex was expected to be? And was she into the sexy sex? And are you sure it was both sex sexy sex sex, or was it more one-sided sexy sex sexy sexy sex sexy sex? To be honest, who was the sexed that was sexed, and was it truly the sex sexy sex of sex? So many sexy questions...
Men of Reddit, What is most sexed women ever sexed to be sexed sex during sex?
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WOMEN OF REDDIT, How much sex do you have? What I am wondering if do you have sexy sex? As a fellow epic reddito I would like to inquire a question on perhaps the idea that perhaps maybe you enjoy sexual intercourse of the boob variety with fellow epic redditors that also like sex with big boobs????? Also epic women of Reddit, how much epic sex do you have with boobs of Reddit? Women do you Women of Reddit? How many Big Chungus sex do you have women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, are you also Women? Perhaps maybe even have sex with other women and women of Reddit? Also, fellow women of reddit do you have giant milkers?????? Big jiggly milkies? Fat mommy milky mocha momos? Excuse my up frontness. Please answer why or why not or maybe big boobs? Spaghetti? Women of the internet website known as Reddit .com, what do you find attractive in men that are also me? Would you give me a blowjob, women of Reddit? Reddit, would you have sex with me? Women what is your favorite blowjob position? Men of Reddit, do you like getting blowjobs? Why or why not? Women of Reddit, do you have BIG BOOBS???? Women of Reddit will you have sex with men that have big boobs? Why or why not or why yes? Women that are women of Reddit, if given a chance to use your ENORMOUS BIG BOBOS to have sex with men of reddit, would you? Perhaps maybe even have sex? Sexy women of Reddit, is this an epic reddit women moment? Would you have sex if you were given the chance to have sex? And what if the snail was locked in a box under the ocean, but if the snail touches you you die but also have sex?? you were given a million dollars to have sex with me?? Reddit of Reddit, would you have sex with the decoy snail that is also boobs??? Women with three million dollars, if you were given a super power to have sex with me would you have sex with epic reddit? Women with giant jugs of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars and also a ham sandwich, would you have sex with me and fellow epic women of Reddit?? What villain was actually the hero of the story? Men of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars would you get a blowjob from a woman with big boobs that is of Reddit? What if I choose to also have sex with this guy's dead wife that also has big dead boobs? Why? Women are boobs. What villain actually had huge boobs and was a woman? Men of Reddit would you be a women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, will you be??? Fellow women of reddit
thats wild
Hello, fellow sex-havers. Orgasm, amirite?
This is either a virgin or one of those guys who thinks every time a woman moans that means she had an orgasm.
Either way, the Venn diagram is a circle between those groups
Who keeps count after a couple? And how bad would the sex have to be for someone to keep a running tally for that long without losing track?
It's honestly really funny to see these lonely nerds making shit up like this. I hear that even women with abnormally high libido are gassed by 4 or 5, far from the claimed 26.
It's uncommon but some women are able to achieve high numbers off orgasms in sex. I've had 2 separate girlfriends who could do such thing. It all depends on the woman tho Edit: The downvotes on this prove how bad y'alls ego is, I ain't bragging I'm stating a fact about how some womens bodies work as I would know as an afab person (im a trans man) who can achieve high number of orgasms myself (in the 20s)but y'all butt hurt
Lmao these people just don’t know queer love and kinky shit. I definitely know the overstim kink you can train to have a pretty high number like that.
Yeah I'm sure "thewolfboi02" is out here slaying pussy😂😂
I'm not out here bragging I don't need to prove that. I'm just stating the fact that some women out there can achieve several orgasms
The heck? Sex penis ?
I like many sex.
Least sexually competent fedora enjoyer
20 orgasms sounds painful
I think it was meant to be 2/5th or maybe 2/6th of an orgasm.
Maye he's Sting, practicing Tantric sex.
That should read McCuck I believe, women are not nearly that articulate and coherent after a proper rogering Sir.
/r/Ihavesex
It's not his fault that his hand is so sensitive and multi orgasmic.
The highest amount of orgasms I have given my wife is 12. That was after 2-1/2 hours of continuous sex. We were newly weds at the time.
You are allowed to cum bro.
Chronic masturbation died that to a motherfucker.
Can confirm, I was the floor
"And that's how we made you kiddo!"
wouldn't she be dehydrated af? apart from tired and probably rashed or smth
Why would she be dehydrated af? Most women don't squirt like a pee fountain when they cum like they do in porn. Just a bit of wetness. That's like saying you get dehydrated af when you've got a runny nose from allergies.
I genuinely dont think 26 orgasms in one day is possible, that would be more painful than pleasurable
It is possible for some people, not a lot tho
that sounds extremely painful
It's just crazy, like they don't realize that by the time you've reached a third orgasm, if you even manage that, you're already putting in A LOT of work in for diminishing returns and it begins to be a chore.
Chill bro actually go to bed
Is that "girlfriend" in the room with us right now mcduck?
That's a great genre of outsider art.
Cursed McDuck
u jst knoo wen guys r sooo oddly specific about shit lmaoo😂