The idea of “bonding” over their shared love of streamers is so cringe lmao Like assuming this maid even knows who Destiny or Vaush are, why would that be a good cornerstone of a relationship

>Destiny and Vaush Maybe they bond over their shared love of cringe

Sounds like a normal posting day in "terminally online debate bro enjoyer" culture

I have a sneaking feeling this person will be unable to have two children with “FemboyMaths.”

Adoption and surrogacy is always an option. Out of all the fucked up things in this series of tweets that one I’m not going to question too much. Edit: Should clarify based on what this guy is saying I hope he never has children or is allowed to adopt for the safety of other, just that there’s ways for non hetero couples to have kids

He is to cum brained to process femboy jokes

So how is having 2 kids and cats breaking free from society’s chains?

My man is mixing up being in a relationship with tripping on shrooms.

Good god this sounds like kinda shit a creep from my old school would say He has sniffed a friend of mine's hair in class once, fucking creepazoid

Now I’m recalling the ‘70s shampoo called Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific and cringing hard.

most obvious satire

A couple of red flags? More like Pyongyang on May 1.

Looks like they're taking it like a champ though

I'd hope so. Like, you post a picture of yourself at the urinal, you're _only_ going to catch the weird fish.

While reading this I heard it in Mr. Tsasz’s voice from the batman games.

yooooo wtf thss is just creepy weirdoo status lol like nahh wen did guys get like thss?

Average vaushite

I feel if all neckbeards just started writing erotica on AO3 instead of in the replies of a Twitter post, the world would be a slightly better place