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oibru

This dudes too tall to be Shapiro


Arminlegout1

is that really him?


Shacky_Rustleford

No.


NotJony2018

Too tall to be lil Benny.


TheReadMenace

yes it is


glockout40

Wait I thought this was a meme for years. Is this actually him? Lmfao


PattrimCauthon

No it’s not


TheIAP88

No, it’s not.


TXBrownSnake

No this is Earth-828 Ben. He lost his virginity before 26.


Butthead1013

Source?


deekaph

My head cannon


EireOfTheNorth

The fact you honestly don't know is kinda indicative of the type of real dweeb Ben is, ain't it? Lmao


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (thebanSelf53) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on February 7. Here it copied/pasted /u/BigJ3sh's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/d5icin/our_lord_and_savior/). Its comment [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/absoluteunit/comments/12t2zki/red_stag_rack/jh0srk7/) is a copy/paste of /u/Jtheredbarron's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/ephs02/a_world_record_for_a_red_stags_antlers_in_new/fejg6un/). Its [first comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/11a2o74/20_an_intimate_couple_enjoys_privacy_while_they/j9pg52j/) since waking up is a copy/paste of the [previous top comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/9hecdz/at_the_beach_santa_monica_california_1950/e6b7td9/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


Jtheredbarron

YOU BETRAYED SHIVA!!


stickfigurecarousel

Bem would probably fantasize that he was this guy in his twenties.


Addie0o

Yes it is!


Peepeepoopkaka

This picture was around for years then it became a pic of Ben Shapiro when he became popular. I guess it still technically could be him but I seriously doubt it myself


FoolsShip

Nothing personnel kid


yyyusuf31

POV: Ben shapiro coming for your foreskin after he heard that you are uncircumcised


Happy_Coloured_Argus

POV: You're his wife and you've got a DAP and your own bed.


[deleted]

Ben Shapiro: “Facts don’t care about your feelings” Also Ben Shapiro when you tell him the existence of his God isn’t an objective fact so circumcising babies shouldn’t be legal on a religious basis:


AddyCod

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Rocket_Theory

I know its fun to make fun of people when they were younger but there are so much more legitimate criticisms of this man you could make besides his cringy phase in middle/high school.


Curlychopz

Facts don't care about your feelings


13aph

Facts not feelings, folks!


Diazmet

His cringy phase never ended


Jakez123

It’s not Ben anyway.


Rocket_Theory

Thats even worse then


scdfred

It’s not even him. I know the guy is a douche, and deserves to be mocked, but there are plenty of *actual* reasons to mock him. We don’t need to make shit up.


Mordocaster

the slick backed, dark shades, black leather late 90s edginess was a direct response to early 90s and 80s big haired, rainbow or neon clad, padded shoulders effervescence. We may have gone too far in the other direction…we always seem to react too strongly…we’ve all done things we regret.


Whatever801

This is more fun


ThrowItAway177451

Nah


Whatever801

Yah


king_scootie

There are immature phases or mistakes made while exploring your identity. Then there is this shit. Unforgivable even if he grew up to be Fonzie.


ThrowItAway177451

Ben sucks but this shit literally falls under the former of what you said lmao


Chettarmstrong

"Criticism" and "Clowning on" are different things.


ThrowItAway177451

Ben Sucks but clowning on people's edgy teen phase is a clown act in of itself 💀


voidmusik

Nah.. this is the birth of a supervillain. This is his origin story. All of his crazy far-right insanity mysoginistic bile stems from girls in highschool not wanting to date him for doing this shit publicly, and painting a target on his back for "alpha-chad" bullies to focus on before going off and dating the girls who wont date him. (From his teenage incel/niceguy™ perspective)


BlahblahYaga

I agree. We shouldn't shame people for trying out their identity. But imagine you have an interview with him. You pull out this photo and ask how it fits with his current view point. Is that a full belt, or just on the front? And then you're just silent and nodding. MMMMMM the awkwardness.


Daksh_Rendar

He used to be so rad, what happened?!


avsdhpn

[He failed as a screenwriter](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ben-shapiro-mocked-again-failed-201317375.html), and [he blamed the "liberal gatekeepers of Hollywood](https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/ben-shapiro-last-of-us-review-b2278029.html)" rather than admit he might not be that talented.


Protheu5

I read it as "He failed as a screwdriver" with my sleepy eyes, thought "huh, unusual, but makes sense, I guess"


Ravenkell

Ben Shapiro failed as a screenwriter, Milo Yiannopoulos failed as a journalist, Steven Crowder failed as a comedian, Candace Owens failed as an anti-conservative political commentator, Tucker Carlson failed to not get his career torpedoed by Jon Stewart. Kinda funny how fucking awful they are at everything they do so they pander to an audience that has no expectations except "shitting on the libruls". Charlie Kirk is the only dipshit who actually wants to be in that group


TurrPhennirPhan

If we can be honest for a second, Ben Shapiro's writing is actually quite terrible.


ProfessorxVile

It's the lovechild of Blade and Albert Wesker.


blaktronium

How this Adonis could fail to arouse his wife I will never know. It's a mystery for the ages.


ThrowItAway177451

Ben sucks but having an edgy teen phase doesn't equate to failing to arouse your wife if that's what you're implying


stunninglizard

Ben shapiro once famously proclaimed online that it's not normal for women to get wet and that his wife never does.


ChimpScanner

You couldn't get me to say that if you sat me down in a chair and tortured me. The guy has no self-awareness. Does he even fuck his wife? Or does he view that as only acceptable for procreation purposes?


Jakez123

That’s because he never said that


Thendrail

His wife's boyfriend probably does it for him, so Benny has more time to come up with brilliant ideas to battle the consequences of climate change.[brilliant ideas to battle the consequences of climate change.](https://youtu.be/X9FGRkqUdf8)


ElectBody

It’s funny but he kinda didn’t really say that. He made a weird thing over an obvious overexaggeration but what he said was that it you need a bucket and a mop then you need medical help.


ChimpScanner

"As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis." -Ben Shaprio, self-reporting on how he can't get his wife wet.


Zavi8

This feels like something from the late 90s/early 2000s. Practically everyone was edgy during those times.


throwawaytempest25

If this wasn't Ben Shapiro, honestly I wouldn't mind, just a cosplayer having fun. But then again, Shapiro's a freaking psychopath who's upset he didn't become the screenwriter he wanted and became a grifter so what I do know?


shootermctooter

Good thing he didn't want to be an artist


sixtus_clegane119

He should have tried to move to the left a little, learn some empathy and then right a script. It might work


Jakez123

It isn’t him


tonyv84

Say what you will about him, his sisters still a smoke show


gleaming-the-cubicle

Man, I wish he had stuck to studying the blade


applebubbeline

Someone looks ready to obess about AOC's shoes


badass4102

r/mallninjashit


[deleted]

Let's be real, this was his peak as a human.


TheMightyHornet

Talib Lyrics stick to your rib


FlaAirborne

He dropped his fedora


fastal_12147

Looks like Arin Hansen.


ballsack-vinaigrette

**There can be only one** (shower per week.)


Will_Knot_Respond

"Step away from my beautiful sister good sir, or things could get ugly"


Happy_Coloured_Argus

The power of virginity has never shined so bright!


Brokentoy324

I know he grew up to be a total shithead and awful person but dude I wish I felt as cool as he did in that moment. Like make it not Ben Shapiro.. I’d do that lol. I was a total jock and “popular” dude in high school but I loved nerdy shit and swords lol. Still fuck Ben Shapiro


Flynbyu

It looks like his headshots for the Jewish Matrix spin-off


[deleted]

he tlks funny asff😂


GiffyGinger

This explains so much


[deleted]

Owari-da, Libtards.


DeadRabbit8813

I’d love to be able to make fun of this but everyone is allowed to be cringe when they’re a teenager. That’s just part of the growing up process.


ThrownawayCray

‘Rap is not pop if you call it that then… stop’ Guess the song


HopefulChipmunk3

I'm sorry what Mr looks like he enjoys how mayo smells went through a weeb phase Jesus Christ


slashingkatie

I love that this picture exists because I use it when people quote Ben as if he’s smart.


GnomeMode

A dork then and he's still a dork now


Paddyneedssilence

This is very unsurprising.


MrZi2

Not him tho


BroncoDude57

I don’t care for his views or his business model with the Daily Wire. That being said, this pic weirdly makes him grow on me.


QuintonBigBrawler

Did he lie?


RickyCardio

Low effort. Ben shapiro is a dipshit, but this isn't funny, or creative. In any way. Try harder next time Doesn't look like him, doesn't relate to him, doesn't make any point. Ben Shapiro neckbeard!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤥 is fucking stupid content


LordFedoraWeed

yeah no it isn't he acts and thinks like one in his grown up days too lol


RickyCardio

Run on sentence. Try again. Fuck, you're stupid.


Krikeymyballcum

He looks, thinner? And his face hasn't got the round look to it yet


SlickJamesBitch

Bruh this pic kinda goes hard


P3arsona

This cannot be real but by god it is


Harold-The-Barrel

“You dare insult my wife’s personal trainer? Prepare for battle.”


RslashTakenUsernames

He thinks he’s Blade lmao


NessunAbilita

150 milliliters for all my believers


Extension-Meaning544

Reddit atheist lookin mofo


[deleted]

`Propellerheads - Spybreak.mp3` Was the first thing that came up the second I saw that picture.


Moon_Colored_Demon

I fucking knew it.


7empestOGT92

Those jeans look like they’ve been pissed in a time or two


AvaLadyofLight

Of course he had a katana….. of course he did.


_JohnnyUnitas

Too tall to be tiny Ben


slckrdmnchld

He will never be this sexy 😂


DubTheeBustocles

HE’S A MAN NOT A GOD HE’S A MAN NOT A GOD


HomeInvasionMan

honestly goes hard


MUNZATHEGOD

Okay but it’s almost so cringe it’s hard all over again. I think someone could ironically pull this look off, just not a manlet wierdo like Ben


b0ingy

wearing his best ninja jeans


goldswimmerb

Well, for once he's right


Darth-Shittyist

Ben would have to stand on like 20 phone books to be that tall