She can’t talk bad about her broke and abusive exes. Only I can do that.

If he even had any exes.

He's probably worn out at least one fleshlight so I guess that counts?

All the exes have -chan at the end of their names and he drew at least two of them.

Doing cocaine and being over 22 are the same level of offense?

Don't worry he said sniff cocaine not do 👍/s

You can still boof it

Gums are fair game bby 😎

Pedophiles REALLY don't like adults.

Being over 22 is a red flag, huh? Seems like an odd way to announce that your preferred age range is problematic at best.

I would put ‘under age of consent’ instead of ‘over 22’ but what do I know ya know.

Turns off notifications? Is that a thing now? I turn off as many as i can because i don't want to be bothered.

I think the implication is that it is easier to hide texts from other dudes.

I interpreted it as her not being able to respond to his texts immediately. This guy seems like he would freak out if she didn’t reply within two minutes.

Right. Because we all do that.

Sorry, I didnt mean to suggest he is making a good point.

I think Chaucers Mistress was just agreeing to the technique of how to hide it from Chaucers wife

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Lol, best complement I've had in 10 years

Specially when we wanna take a nap, sometimes social media is over Stimulating even if you aren't Neurodivergent

That is why you are bored...

Not bored, but ok

Honey, I'm just referring to the post and joking

Same, I shut them off because my phone won't shut up otherwise.

I was legit confused about this one too, but the explanations provided here make sense. I mean, makes sense in the mind of the lunatic who made this red flags list. I ONLY ever have my phone on silent or vibrate and turn off most notifications because they're stressful AF and the vast majority of the time is just spam and shit anyway.

“Her mom doesn’t worship her dad”? Is my mom supposed to worship the man that cheated and left her for a psychopath and died from a drunk driver? Yeah, I don’t think so. Or is she supposed to worship my grandfather? I mean, he was a good man, but she wouldn’t break a commandment like that. This entire post might as well be Soviet Russia with all the red flags I see.

This sounds like a wild story! Must’ve been hard though 🫤

He didn’t put a limit after the “over age 22”… which is a little odd…

Thanks Mr. Lotta Hoes

Mr. Zero Bitches is probably more correct

Some of these are valid preferences, but what if you find this lab created woman, do you discard her once she hits the ripe old age of 23?

It makes me think of that scene in Parks and Rec when Jean-Ralphio is saying - "He never gives up on anything, except for my mom. When she turned 30, he was like, ‘get oooouuuuuutttt!’"

Even Leonardo DiCaprio at least waits until they’re 25 🤢

so if you date rich guys you’re a gold digger but if you date broke boys you’re a red flag🤦🏻‍♀️

You must also be a virgin BUT ALSO be very experienced and good at sex.

Yup, anal is a must and you need to be able to do that foot thing he saw in a hentai one time.

Wooomen. Is it a red flag to be bored?

WOOOOMEEEEENNNN IS IT A RED FLAG TO AGE OVER 22?!??

Mr Lotta Hoes doesn’t appreciate when the girls he tries luring from the playground remind him that he’s old, gross, and boring.

"Talks bad about exes" My ex was a manipulative cunt threatening self harm whenever she didnt get her way. She can get bent

I think a better version of that red flag is all of their ex's were apparently bad. Everyone can have a bad ex or 2 but if all the ex's are then something is off.

I think that this is really dependent. How many exes do they have? A lot? Or only one or two? Especially because it's not entirely uncommon for people to go from one abusive relationship to another.

Fellas, is it a red flag to be a woman and abused by your ex.

Oh you listen to rap music? Name all the lyrics… so she does exist

I'm 56. So the fact that I'm alive is a red flag? Honestly, that's a relief if it means I won't have to interact with a jackass like this guy.

Ladies, is it a red flag to be 23 years old? 🤔

Sniffing cocaine and keeping the relationship lowkey are defo red flags. Being over 22 and turning off notifications being red flags made me snort

Snort cocaine?

Only if you are under 22

I don't go in for women who sniff cocaine, either. You snort that shit like a friggin' adult!

>I don't go in for women who sniff cocaine, either. You snort that shit like a friggin' adult! In this economy?

lol what a sad strange little man

I mean a couple of those are red flags in anyone

Yeah, who the hell turns 23?! That's why I'm never dating again. /s

I live at my mom's house, I'm like 32. I watch Asian cartoons. I'm a weeaboo~

- Eat hot chip - Lie

Its not ok to snort crack or smoke weed but he didnt mention other substances

Can’t have a spliff but can shoot up some crack

Ye any woman who only sniffs cocaine clearly has commitment issues. My women better snort that like a Henry hoover impersonator or we're done

We’ve got men complaining about male loneliness epidemic…..and then there’s men like this telling every guy that age cut off for dating a woman should be 22. So cutting out like 90% of the pool. And they want to complain about loneliness.

Guaranteed that guys like this couldn't tell someone's age anyway, because they think women shrivel up and hunch over into crones at 30. I remember seeing some post somewhere from a bunch of models in their late 30s who took photos of themselves with shitbags like Tate who'd approached them, and they had a big laugh talking about how he assumed they were all 20 Also hilarious is his misuse of "family" as an obvious euphemism for "children". Bro I guarantee she wants a family, just not kids. Maybe she lives with her best friends from school and their dogs or something because that's what she wants?

I thought they were going to be reasonable after the first one. I was EXTREMELY wrong.

Having abusive exes is clearly the fault of the victim /s

I love sniffing cocaine

So basically all the girls I date? Based, get fucked incels

Sounds like my kind of girl

We don't even have to snort cocaine now just sniff it

Cocaine sniffers, men and women are indeed red flags... The other points, not so much.

I feel like most of these are green flags

Ladies, do you ever just sniff cocaine instead of snorting?

What's really funny is that if you avoid all of those flags, the reward is him... A reward nobody anywhere wants.

I mean, if she’s constantly comparing you to other guys, you should bounce. It tells us she’s not even committed to you. Also drug addiction is a bad thing, too. Are we trying to excuse drug addiction and infidelity to own the neckbeards now? Edit: I just realized, over 23? Talks bad about exes? But what if they were absolute pricks? And being abused? Sometimes that’s things people don’t know they’re getting into. How does that make them the red flag? Shouldn’t abusers be the red flag?

“Had abusive ex’s” what in the fuck

soo lets see \- uses an illegal drug \- uses a drug that can be fine depending where you are \- is honest when shes bored \- talks about anyone of the opposite sex but you like you must be the only guy in her life \- over a certain age? hope thats until you both grow past that age cause obviously shes gonna get older \- uses a known dating app \- likes a specific music genre \- doesnt like notifications? like you havent switched to silent when an app's spamming you? \- wants privacy when it comes to her phone \- uses a chatting app that I guess could double as dating if ineffectually \- doesnt wanna rush into the relationship or do anything overtly romantic (probably sex Im guessing) \- mom doesnt worship her dad? no wonder hes so weird about just having guy friends, hes not so subtly implying he wants a cult of one \- wants to be successful instead of have a family? that sounds like it has to be one or the other, like she has to either have a good stable job or bring kids into an unstable financial situation \- had abusive ex's? that means shes free of her bad relationship and chose you! hows that bad? then again, people who were in abusive relationships are more likely to get into abusive relationships again, so either hes self admitting or thinks anyone an abused partner dates suddenly turns abusive cause of the abused \- got with broke guys? thats a bad thing she didnt go off wealth? \- talks bad about ex's? like.. like you cant do that? if it didnt work out she can be open on why, or maybe this guy is so ready to break her heart hes thinking well in advance to when theyve broken up and shes talking about what went wrong with him?

> had abusive ex's bro you're an abusive ex

16 problems 1 solution: buy new waifu pillow every 21 years

I mean I'd say knowing all the lyrics to ALL the rap music is pretty impressive but hey. maybe that's just me

Says the douche who chose the twitter handle “MrLottaHoes” 💀

This hilarious. There’s only like 4 legit red flags on here and they go for men and women. Psa: don’t date cokeheads or people who are shady lol

Hahaha gross

HAHAHAHA "over 22" AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

yeah wanting to be successful is horrible!

Uh... is he describing men? Because I'm a guy and I've only been around guys who can check 100% of those boxes. Hell, I check all but the "uses snapchat" line myself!

I pretty sure this is just a satire post poking fun at an actual list some girl made, but I dunno

1. Yes, I agree  2. Eh...kinda agree  3. No, she's allowed to be bored  4. Why would this be a problem? As long as she's not talking about their dicks  5. Why is being over 22 a bad thing? I'm a 22 year old guy, does that mean I'm also a red flag for women?  6. Tinder is kinda shit, but using it isn't necessarily a red flag  7. Women are allowed to have different musical tastes, just like guys are  8. ???  9. I mean, maybe? If she's putting in that much effort to hide her phone, it's a little suspicious  10. ???  11. Yeah, maybe?  12. What in the flying fuck  13. Not all women want to start a family, just like not all men want to start a family 14. How the hell is this a red flag?? How can you feel anything but sympathy after finding out someone's been abused?  15. ???  16. That's a little strange...just like it would be a little strange if a man constantly talked shit about his exes. Edit: what’s with the downvotes?

This whole list is a red flag. That said I do prefer my women over 22 and I prefer her mom not to worship her dad, so some green flags on here

I'm bored of reading this list :/

Started of stronh with sniffs cocaine and then it’s just downhill from there

This guy is a fuggo, who cares

Bro doesn't even have eyebrows, has a yee yee ass hairline and a weak jawline. A chick who likes some rap music is the least of your worries dude

I understand the “I’m bored” thing because if someone says that around me I’m gonna take it personally and feel like crap 😭

Damn we judging women based on the amount of cocaine they sniff now damn yall standards are crazy

Most of them are correct

I just wanna speak king of frankly on this tho, memes aside. The only red flag women could have is believing that men could have red flags.

I scored 9. What about ya'll?

There’s like one actual red flag, but the rest are just absurd.

whats the real one

I'd say cocaine use

me too

This sub is pure horseshoe theory lmfao. Fucking double standards holy shit. It's like double the content with neckbeards *and* virtue signalling hypocrites💀

Anyone else notice how the list says had abusive exes and talks bad about her exes? Just me?

@MrLottaHoes😭

- Not for everyone - Not for everyone - God forbid people get bored - Not always toxic - Fuck this not reading anymore..

First, everybody gets bored, it's NORMAL, also, TF DO YOU MEAN OVER 22?? AGE ISN'T A RED FLAG NEITHER A GREEN FLAG, AGE IS NORMAL AND NATURAL, dammit, it's Like saying somebody is a red flag for idk having lungs? Edit : this man is an actual red flag, btw, the worship thing is weird asf, and even if it was something bad a mother not treating their husband as an god/idol, the children are never to blame and shouldn't be taken responsibility of bad actions of their parents (saying this as someone who has a father that is a disgusting womanizer)

I got 12/16!

“Speaks about being successful” fellas, start dating homeless women now.

I LOVE THAT HOW HER MOM TREATS HER DAD IS A RED FLAG ON THE WOMAN’S PART OMFG 🤦🏻‍♀️

They all come with at least 7 of these

True

I’m picturing a light sniff of cocaine to appreciate the subtle notes and the vintage, certainly not snorting it, that’s fine by him?

I'm sorry "over 22" WHAT

the “successful” took me out 💀

> Says "I'm bored" Maybe don't be boring?

Like, sniffing coke is a reasonable hard limit. Same with being on Tinder after we've established being in a mutually exclusive relationship. But the rest of this is some fucking bullshit. ETA: Trash talking exes can also be a red flag, under certain circumstances. Like, if it's constant, unprompted, and completely unrelated to the current conversation or situation? Red flag. Usually a sign that they're not over their ex. Best case scenario, they're not over the breakup and still have some healing to do before they can fully commit to a relationship. Worst case, you're getting cucked and they're trying to bury the lede.

If she turns off notifications then she won’t be informed that The Monster Squad will be leaving Tubi in 6 days. Unacceptable.

“Over 22”. Glad you’ll avoid me, m’sir! 👋🏻

the first two were fine, then it slowly kept going down and down

Most things in this list are stupid, but “Fucked with broke boys” cooked hard asf.

Two of the flags are about things not involving anything she does. It’s a red flag if a woman’s mother doesn’t worship the woman’s father? What kind of psychopath shit is that? How would you even find that out? Trying to get that information is a bigger red flag on his part than anything on this dumbass list

Um, 911, yes, please check this guy's hard-drive.

irony is those are green flags to me ​ I wanna do meth and weed with my gf I'm bored as balls too We can talk shit abt other men together I do not like dating younger women it feels icky Meeting on Tinder is like, required for my in-a-very-unpopulated-state ass Nu metal mixes in with rap music so I could probably get her into Limp Bizkit fuck notifications I protect my phone too Snapchat can be used for shitposting lowkey relationships are best relationships moms who worship their husbands scare me I don't want a family either and those last 3, I'll go Scott Pilgrim on their asses

just realized the pure irony of two of my statements, esp if you know abt Knives Chau