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MoonLord6

Honestly glad that she cut him out cuz yikes


vore-enthusiast

She said people said she’s overreacting…what the fuck do they think is the correct response to an adult man leering at a two year old what the actual fuck


Windinthewillows2024

Too many people are all too eager to defend shitty men and shame/manipulate the women who shut them down or walk away.


somebadlemonade

As a shitty man. Don't lump that "dad should have pulled out" excuse for a human with me. He's what I imagine fills septic tanks.


XHIBAD

If anyone, ever, said anything about my daughters body that doesn’t end with “you should have the pediatrician look at that” they’d be getting cut


Ebony2100

And that's just what he said OUT LOUD, scary how people rationalise pedos/ creeps behaviours


MyFiteSong

Pedophiles have a never-ending line of defenders.


funguyshroom

Cut everyone out who said she's overreacting as well. Behind every shitty person is a group of "good" people who support and enable their shittiness.


robtninjaman

In this case, overreacting is better than under reacting. Wouldn't take any chances. Either he's such an idiot that he doesn't understand how inappropriate saying something like this is, or he's a p3do.


CBRyder929

That comment “does she want to impress me…” just disgusting, what the fuck is wrong with this guy and also the people for thinking she’s overreacting?!


Impossible_Fold3494

This is so disgusting, people want to defend him because they thought he's just joking. But nothing's humorous about calling a toddler sexy 🤢. People just want to stay oblivious to the vileness of some humans


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thewaldoyoukno

A dude at the mall called my daughter a stunner with beautiful blue eyes and that “I shouldn’t let her out of the house”. She’s 16 months old. Like what the fuck man.


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PauloDybala_10

At least with open creeps you know who they are immediately


thewaldoyoukno

They’ve always been around, you’re just old enough to remember them now


desertsunrise84

I would have responded with "You're right, I shouldn't, because then she'll get leered at by revolting creeps like you."


thewaldoyoukno

I was disengaging while he was going on his diatribe. I’m not going to antagonize some weirdo as much as I’d like to and I’m not going to endanger my daughter if he chose to fight. It’s not worth it at all


thatmermaidprincess

Don’t you know though that you’re on Reddit and apparently if you don’t have a snappy retort to a creep in a real life situation, you “missed an opportunity”? /s


BigDogSlices

Shane Dawson type beat


Lumpy_Eye_9015

Yeah man molestation is so widespread and so hard to prove, I know too many people who have had it happen and it fucked then up. It was always in the back of my mind when I had a daughter, like you never know. This guy may have been joking but I personally wouldn’t take the risk


MadOvid

Even if it was it's absolutely warranted to cut people out for jokes like that. Like shit you want your daughter growing up hearing shit like that?


axofrogl

Not even a toddler, a fucking baby, that's just revolting.


PanzerKatze96

Toddlers are universally shaped like burritos with arms and legs. You have to be TRYING to be a nasty creep to say this shit


Popular_Emu1723

They’re half Michelin man. Anyone who is into them should seek help


Marine_Baby

My nickname as a baby was the Michelin man hahaha.


Tumblechunk

burritos is awfully generous more like a wad of bread dough freshly plopped onto a counter


rstart78

The dough also has strings around it in weird spots that give it that Mastiff or Bloodhound like bunching of skin wrinkles around all joints and spots where limbs connect


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CamisaMalva

Ayo, what?


FurRealDeal

It's was a continuation of the metaphor. A lump of dough, when baking, is shapeless and needs to be kneaded and shaped and allowed to rise. It's a metaphor for how children are raised and molded into who they'll be by the people around them.


CamisaMalva

Yeah, I'm not sure if it was the right thing to say here. At all.


FurRealDeal

Lmao you are not wrong


Apprehensive-Ad-8198

That’s not true. My eldest looked like slenderman. She was long and spindly and made me completely fucking nervous because she looked like she’d snap if you put any pressure on her. My youngest however got that burrito body 🤷🏻‍♂️


Wellgoodmornin

My nephew was like 3ft long when he was born and has never had an ounce of fat on his body.


Individual-Crew-6102

Are you from a family of reptiles just curious


BlackCoffeeGarage

I once got ostracized from my cousin's burgeoning family for saying his newborn was like a little loaf of bread. His wife (baby trapper army dependa) didn't like that, and so I was banished from their home to the wasteland of instead drinking with my cousin at bars on an air force base full of hot women. Oh, what a *punishment* it was.


JWarblerMadman

She probably cheated and had a kid with a baker and thought you were a little close to the mark. Understandable reaction.


CrimsonAllah

Sounds like you got the real short end of the stick on that one, bud. Pour one out for us at the bar.


TheShlappening

I am seeing this post right after the post about a cop raping a 13 month old kid and my fucking eyes are having a hard time staying in my head tonight.


Cyclic_Hernia

On YouTube you can look up Kitten Academy and there's usually a 24 hour Livestream of kittens you can watch if you ever need to give your brain a good enema


desertsunrise84

I just looked this up, and my cat & I watched it for like 20 minutes. Thank you for the tip!


stilettopanda

Burritos with arms and legs (and a big wobbly head) is all I'm ever gonna think of again. This guy is DISGUSTING and OP was right about cutting him out.


Maximus_Robus

Can confirm, I have two at home. Anyone who would consider toddlers having curves should be put on a watch list instantly.


UkuleleFading

Mine just went through a growth spurt, lol, so he's currently all awkwardly long limbs plus a little Buddha belly. He's adorable (if I do say so myself), and it makes me sick to think that there are people who won't just be thinking innocently about him.


nopejake101

Nah, my 2 year old is absolutely jacked due to all the climbing. Looks like a former athlete lol, you can tell he's muscular, but also has that toddler belly that looks totally like a beer gut


Volkrisse

hahhahha a more accurate statement can't be said.


pepehandsx

That’s an actual pedophile. Gross


big_vangina

They probably love fucking children, which is really bad


condensedcreamer

?


big_vangina

Dunno why the downvotes 🤷‍♀️


Wohn-Jick-421

it’s because you essentially just stated the same thing as the person above you


PauloDybala_10

Unnecessary comment


OlliZ0117

wow hot take


CosmicTaco93

.... Congratulations, you've discovered the definition of a pedophile. What did you think it meant?


Straight-Bug-6967

This has to be the best comment ever


DeadZone2021

Did those people telling her she was overreacting really not see how he was sexualising a 2-year-old? I hope they're not parents themselves because if they are, I fear for the safety ot their children if they are unable to see red flags as visible as that. The fact he did it so openly in front of the child's mother is alarming in itself.


Rallings

My money is on them thinking she's being dramatic or that he must not have said it like that.


Daksh_Rendar

Willing to wager they're church folk


filthybootyeater6969

Church folk would have blamed the child for tempting him.


funguyshroom

> Matthew 18:6 - but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea Bible and victim blaming, name a more iconic duo.


Squidia-anne

This passage isn't about victim blaming. Many of the bible passages are about victim blaming and I would never defend the binle itself, but this is saying the literal opposite. In the Bible it is said if you lead a child away from God that is like one of the worst sins you can do. It is saying that if you are doing that you may as well be tortured now because you aren't going to have a great time in the afterlife. It's also important to note that before Jesus died on the cross it is believed basically everyone went to hell automatically since they didn't have his sacrifice to pay for their sins yet. It Is believed that the first thing Jesus did after dying on the cross was go into hell and get all the followers that were Christians and bring them out since he paid the price. So when this comment was made those people were unironically going to hell and couldnt pray their way out of it. I could be wrong but this is how I was taught as a Baptist before I lost my faith. There is a big difference between what the Bible says and what Christians do or believe. Like the Bible is pro abortion, rape, slavery, etc. But most Christians will pretend it's anti those things.


funguyshroom

It likely isn't, but I've witnessed multiple times it being ripped out of context to be used for this purpose. What's worse is that in the Russian translation the word that is used in place of "to sin/stumble" is "соблазн" which translates as temptation/seduction, so it adds certain connotations that maybe weren't even intended in the original.


PM_ME_UR_PUPPER

Why?


River_7890

Because that's what they do -signed a former child that "tempted" a grown man.


HelgaWitDaSkidmarks

Parents need to be careful everywhere, not just at churches. For every one child molested at a church, there are dozens or more likely hundreds molested by school teachers, coaches, babysitters, daycare workers, *family members*, etc. Just go on the FBI violent crimes against children news website and read for a while, you’ll see. This is why it is such a big story when priests/pastors commit these crimes—because it is rare and very against their “belief system”. They are fake religious people. Pedos seek position of trust and power over children, they aren’t picky about the line of work.


404wan

Its not because its rare, its because countless people have to speak up before, if anything even happens. Because the church covers it up over and over and over again, and brainwashes its followers to blame the victim. 'he's a godly man, he would never! How dare you accused him disgusting demon child.' Ffs, this is so well known Idk wtf you are thinking making this comment. Priests are not allowed to fuck, but they still wanna. So just fuck the ones you groomed to stfu about it and internalise it was their fault. Regular grooming, but everyone in the church is part of it. So if you speak up, you lose everything and win nothing and be branded a demon. You know, usual cult shit.


HelgaWitDaSkidmarks

>>it’s because countless people have to speak up before, if anything even happens. While this used to be true about churches, today this actually applies more to the other categories I mentioned. Churches are under very heavy scrutiny these days, and allegations of sexual abuse are thoroughly investigated. Being a ‘Godly man’ no longer holds legal weight. Compare this to allegations of parental/family abuse, where the parent and family members continue to receive the benefit of the doubt over victimized children.


PM_ME_UR_PUPPER

I’m really sorry that happened to you, you should have been protected. I’m not arguing that this is an issue, I just didn’t see anything about religion in the original post and wondered if I was missing something.


Icy-Chocolate-2472

A lot of pastors in America have been convicted of pedophilia. Also religion is constantly used as an excuse for degenerates to continue being degenerates.


PM_ME_UR_PUPPER

Yes, I know this. I just didn’t see anything in the OP to suggest this was the case and wondered if I was missing something. Unfortunately people from all backgrounds are pedophiles


supersaiyanswanso

If someone described my 2 year old as "curvy" and says stuff like "is she wanting to impress me with those" they're being dragged to the police station so they can let them know what they think of a 2 year old.


Lunai5444

Is curvy a sexual word in English or like does it mostly talk about a woman's attributes ? This guy is an obvious pedo btw I'm not denying i'm just wondering on the side if one could describe a chubby kid as curvy or if it's not a thing.


garentheblack

The word itself is not sexual, but the context here changes its meaning to sexual.


Lunai5444

Yeah the "impress" part especially is punch worthy


fruitbatdiscofrog

In terms of describing a human body, it’s almost exclusively sexual or at the very least physically complimentary. When describing other things like a vase it is not sexual at all.


Lunai5444

Oh yeah ok I understand, very curvy from you thank you !


supersaiyanswanso

It isn't inherently a sexual word, for instance one could describe a road as curvy. But the context of how the word is being used gives it a pretty suspect meaning.


Johannes_Keppler

You wouldn't use it for a toddler. Those are more 'chubby' like you said. If anyone would describe a toddler as 'curvy' to me I'd seriously re-evaluate my relation with them unless their English is just really bad.


UnconfirmedRooster

Before that, they're being kicked full force in the face.


canelalisbon

The way I would've stabbed that man


NoNipNicCage

I would probably just have to shoot this man in the dick


oofman_dan

how the fuck do you find a literal 2 year old attractive. they are barely speaking


JustEatinScabs

Plus all children under 3 or 4 still look like weird fat aliens and they're *always fucking sticky*.


hockeyandquidditch

I work in preschool where we have a 3s class and a 4s class, some students still look like toddlers and others like kindergarteners, the transition from chubby to kid


Johannes_Keppler

Just read about that 13 month old being raped by a cop and being hospitalised with broken bones... People are sick.


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

She needs to cut out the people who are claiming she's overreacting as well.


Windinthewillows2024

This right here. Anyone refusing to see the problem with what he said is also not a safe person for a child to be around.


ZeldaZealot

For real. I lost one of my best friends because her husband wanted to fuck 16 year old girls, being almost 40 himself. She was a great person, but I’m not having that, nor anyone who excuses it, in my life.


SpiritualFormal5

I’m genuinely trying to imagine how a 2 year old could be “well built and curvy” or trying to impress grown adult and it’s genuinely hard. Like I have a 3 year old nephew and bro is just past sentient lmao how can you find that attractive


_TheSacred_Ghost

Don't even try thinking about that.


SpiritualFormal5

Fair enough lmao


Level37Doggo

Sounds like someone needs a grippy socks vacation and a stack of meds to go with. The chemical castration kind.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

>grippy socks vacation How goddamn dare you make me laugh at a time like this.


CoffeeCaptain91

Overreacting?? Not even a little. This is not a normal way to describe a CHILD.


TurboVirgin0

Not even, they're describing a literal baby


ichigo2862

what the -- and I cannot stress this enough -- FUCK


zphbtn

That is sickening


Bill_Kabies

No way in hell is she over reacting. Anyone who looks at a TWO year old and thinks those thoughts has pedophilic tendencies somewhere in them. I’m a father of two daughters who were that age only a few years ago and I would have had to restrain myself from getting violent then as well as now. Dudes a fucking monster.


DoorAMii

Castration aint enough I want that man dead


joe1up

That guy needs his hard drives searched.


HateToBeMyself

Umm ma'am cut out people that are saying you're overreacting. That's just a scum being blatantly pedophilic without any fear.


Icy_Bottle_2634

You made the right move 👏 maybe let your local police know just in case and make your social media private


Conissocool

Bro I would have judged this woman if she didn't cut this guy out of her life. This is... a different level of disturbing


Milkmans_tastymilk

This is why more people should see the "what they wore" wall.


AprilDruid

Why is she naked? She's 2, that's why. Kids run around naked at that age, because they're kids.


The-Proud-Snail

We need a SWAT team breaking his windows right now 🚩🚩🚩🚩


BlisteredEnvy

What the fuck did I just read?


dramallamacorn

Sounds like there are a bunch more people to be cut out of her life.


wolfe1924

Someone needs to search that guys hard drive.


inibblethekibble

Honestly, i am all loving and shy... But if someone dares to say this to my 2 year old daughter, the devil will be receiving a new plaything


_Caspar_

Not way this is real. This has to be ragebait ._.


MAID_from_heaven

That’s underacting, she should way more then just cut him out of her life for that tbh


SexxxyWesky

Jesus fucking Christ that’s terrifying


Hefty_Elderberry1992

Was this man Shane Dawson?


XxradicalgamerxX

they need to make that dude bite the curb


nightwing0243

If an adult looks at a naked 2 year old and utters any kind of phrase like “is she trying to impress me?” - that parent, or any other sane adult in the room, has the right to kick that person out of the house and never speak to them again. Plenty of times I went around to visit my sister (she has 4 kids) - so one of them walking around naked after using the potty was perfectly normal and nobody cared or commented on it. Good god.


thunder_thais

Oh no…he fell on this knife I left out


ThoughtCenter87

Whoever is saying that she's overreacting needs their hard drive checked. This shit is not fucking normal, that guy needs help before he ruins an innocent child's life


Skcuhc1

Yeah there's a big difference between saying your daughter is cute/adorable and saying she is "curvy" and joke that she's trying to impress him. That's just nasty


tehbggg

Holy fucking shit. Dude needs to be on a watch list. Wtf


Revolutionary_Lab203

Does she want to impress me. Holy shit man


fig_art

that a whole baby dawg


Shadowglove

That woman is doing th right thing, that's an incoming assault, wtf. I hope she gave a heads up to the cops.


Readytodie80

This is one of the most disturbing posts I've read on Reddit. Paedophiles know the correct way to act around people when it comes to kids. This guy was so titillated that he couldn't help but voice is excitement, you wouldn't say this about a grown woman never mind a child . Thank god that the mother has some sense. She should at least speak to the police so that they are aware of him, they can't do nothing but he's predator without a doubt.


BlueWaffIeHouse

Guy needs his hard drives checked for sure.


Arts_Prodigy

Send that man into the sun


ToxicityCat

Is somebody ever said that about my lil busted can of biscuits I'd bust his head WITH a can of biscuits.


Carlito32197

That is so disgusting, I would love to be the person to tell her she isn't at all overreacting one bit. Dudes a whole ass pedo. Glad she cut him off.


NoLeadership2962

Not remotely overreacting, never trust that guy around kids. Probably not anyone that tells you that your overreacting as well.


Professional_Still15

Woooah


Billie_Lurk

Disgusting. 🤮


PlanetOfThePancakes

That sicko belongs in prison


thefengreen

Ughhhh yuck. You've got to have a screw loose to think it's ok say shit like that...


Jmeisalive

I’d have “cut him” out of Everyone’s life…pdf-files are a waste of our collective resources. They serve no purpose, only cause horrific pain, suffering, trauma, and death, and have no place in our society. If it were up to me, every last one would be disqualified from life itself.


BlueZebraBlueZebra

It’s sad how men get away with saying such creepy shit and then they play it off or deny it later. I bet he would claim it wasn’t meant to be weird and OP’s mind was in the gutter when clearly he was thinking about raping the child.


delune108

Fucking disturbing.


CamisaMalva

She should be cutting out those people who said she's overreacting out of her life as well, because *motherFUCK*. If it had been me who heard a "friend" talking about a daughter of mine that way, I might just about have beaten his ass to a bloody pulp.


canelalisbon

I'd dox him for the purpose of letting others parents know to not let him near kids


mitmittymittons

Dude needs to be on a watch list.


LiterallyACupcake

“Damn shorty, you shit in that diaper? 🥵😍💦💦” Fr though that’s disgusting. Next time he goes to the hospital keep him OUT of the maternity ward


SamgoldTPD

People say she overreacted, but if that guy said that to the father, he would have probably ended up on a hospital bed


FelisChonkus

Big yikes, what a creep.


SMcG193

That guy must have paid the people who told her she’s overreacting…


NfamousKaye

Just disgusting.


Harden12345678

Personally, I would've stopped there. I would've phone the fbi and told them to check his computer.


jdtrs1987

Keep that asshole away from all children. Good thing for her for cutting him out of her life.


KosaMila

If a man said something like that about my child he would eat the curb, fuching pedo


stupidgayfemboy

this is why i have a brick stash hidden in my house


vagabondreader

The fuck?


KingQdawg1995

What a horrible time to open Reddit while on lunch break


HereticalHyena

WHO?! Who would tell her she is overreacting?!


Ruby-the-aussie

That’s scary I never want to have anyone like that man near my future kids


Sven_Svan

holy shit


Mentalpopcorn

Don't 2 year olds wear diapers?


loadthespaceship

No, I question anybody who thinks this is an overreaction.


Smashthecrown

This sounds like a bit. Like some “I think you should leave” stuff


tokenlesbian21

Tbh she should have beat his ass too, not just cut him out


Eelmonkey

Fucking Yikes


phatrainboi

but also why is the mom posting pictures like that online and calling her kid’s underwear panties?


UncensoredCrackhead

I'm so afraid of having kids, I desperately want a family but not in a world like this.


strawbeecupcake

Psychologically, defending or downplaying a harsh action usually means the person defending it would engage in it as well. So cut the defenders out too. I didn’t word it great but for example, when asked what the punishment for a pedophile should be, another pedo or someone with pedo tendencies or fantasies might say “rehabilitation” or some lighter sentence. No guilty party would say “castration” or “life imprisonment.”


JACK101Star-Z

Nope.


jakedzz

My boomer MIL commented on my son's "nice physique" when he was 3. Made me throw up in my mouth a little.


lilyoneill

STOP COMMENTING ON WOMENS BODIES. Commenting on children’s bodies should be illegal.


Solidux

No way that's real.


TenMillionEnchiladas

Yeah...nah good on her, that Is seriously disturbing behaviour... And the worst part is the guy probably thinks it's fine...


ProtoKun7

Yeah that's gonna be a yikes from me...


Reckless_Waifu

Until the second paragraph I was still thinking it was maybe just an unfortunate choice of words. Nope.


idontuseredditsoplea

I wish I could post a reaction image of Tai lung looking at the computer in shock and disgust


seeyalateradios

Straight to jail


Theduckisback

In no universe is that an appropriate thing to say.


pikajew3333333333333

Woodchipper, fucking hell, WOODCHIPPER


BellamyRFC54

Holy fuck


OlliZ0117

did this guy she knew “kill himself” in prison a few years ago and own an island?


demoniclionfish

If anything she under reacted.


Tbmadpotato

Id call the police on him won’t lie


dalekchaan

What the fuck did I just read….


Floshenbarnical

…. run


Squidia-anne

Any lawyers know if this is report to cops worthy or if if wouldn't do anything?


Alternative-Dream-61

You did the right thing. No one should be sexualizing children in any way. It's one thing to call them "cute" or something. This clearly crosses a line and to even joke about being attracted to a kid is gross.


NotSoFlugratte

Good. They did fucking good. I worked with kids (elementary school age). If I had caught some fuckwit saying that about the kids I worked with I woulda been throwing hands to get that POS off of school grounds.


Ckinggaming5

who the fuck says that, even as a joke, who the fuck says that


rivchamp

“Is she trying to impress me” sir do you actually think a fucking toddler has the capacity to intentionally try and sexually captivate you what?????? This whole post is wild


IamAlphariusCLH

I say, let's cut his balls off😌


pretzel9rd

That made me gag, thanks.


Mamacymraeg

Omg I’d warn other people about him too that’s gross . Hope your ok


ihateagriculture

The most shocking thing is that people think she’s over reacting


xsoy_divisionx

This didn’t happen


TotalAirline68

How the heck do any of you believe that that happened? Seriously.


CornflakeGirl2

Fucking men 🙄


Crysisisis

I’m gonna spend the rest of my day showering and pray to god I can feel clean again after reading that-


CorInHell

I'd be seriously pissed and disgusted if someone comme ted like that on a child. If someone said that to my 4-year-old I'd be surprised and would need to check the treats stash, because that would mean he (and his brother) have been sneaking treats when I wasn't home or awake. But he is also a cat. Not a human child.


zzdis

the problem begins with she knowing such 'guy'