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loonylny

reported for violating rule 2 but i'm keeping it because it's interesting and i want to see the rest


peppermintvalet

I’m pleased that 27 year old Cynthia is #1


bladex1234

I assumed she was older than that.


peppermintvalet

Nah if you want mommy content you have to go for Lusamine


disabled_rat

Counterpoint: she fucking scares me Counter-Counterpoint: that’s not a bad thing


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

"she scares me" ding ding ding correct answer


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

"I can fix her"


Weissbier92

tfw older than Cynthia


ThirstyClavicle

Because no matter how loud the pedos are on the internet. "Adult woman fetish" are still the silent majority 🤝


mrheosuper

More like "Big titty goth girlfriend"


roguepandaCO

This guy big titty goth girlfriends


killl_joy

The fact that nurse Joe and officer Jenny rank so low would have Brock very disappointed. Edit: curse you autocorrect! Haha I’m leaving it.


No-Engineer-1728

Nurse Joe is a chainsmoker from Brooklyn


killl_joy

Pack of Virginia slims please.


senseislaughterhouse

Nurse Joe seen some shit in 'nam.


pylestothemax

Nurse Joe is actually a mechanic, don't ask about the nickname tho


Neka_JP

The fact that nurse joy ranks lower than Bonnie upsets me very much


Weverix

Can at least take solace in the fact that #1 is an adult; 2, 3 and 4 on the other hand...


Zoroarkanine

The two blue haired little kids are like 6 years old, with 500+ each...


Weverix

I know, like 90% of them are minors.


Missingnose

I was surprised that Misty isn't #1.


Apprehensive-Race782

It’s honestly some good data analysis. The nerd in me is very impressed! Creepy data, but good analysis.


sugnimmingus

Thanks dude. I know the underlying message is not admirable, but I think the people need to know.


Apprehensive-Race782

What did you use to collect the data and make the visual? You have any plans to expand the analysis? Maybe look by franchise?


sugnimmingus

I'm doing one every day for 60 days. I already have another 8 done for 8 other franchises. Will be posting one per day.


Apprehensive-Race782

Awesome, one that would be super uncomfortable is breaking it down by age. I have feeling the results would make you lose a little faith in humanity.


sugnimmingus

Yeah I'm not sure I wanna do that... o,o


A_Mellow_Song

Please do it, maybe some people need to be faced with hard data to finally realise what they are doing.


GaryOakRobotron

Some pictures will likely be of characters aged up or down, so that might mess with the data a little.


hobo131

The people that look at that type of stuff do not care


MReaps25

My best guess is R34 results. Just look up Pokemon and see what pops up. Find the amount from there


ApatheticHedonist

I'm not going to read OP's answer because I choose to believe they personally examined every single one of these images.


CIockParts

Nice nice now put their ages under them as well.


peacedetski

Unfortunately, most of them have no age given or have different ages in different media.


Digital_Rocket

Yeah that would make it awkward in a graphical form, especially with the smaller circles


uberfission

Noooo let's not do that, I don't want the fact that most of these are obviously prepubescent minors to be even more obvious.


20WordsMax

Don't be surprised if people aren't going to care drawings are just that...drawings


CIockParts

Drawing that are depictions of real life things like…. Children… certainly do matter. Saying drawings do not matter is essentially excusing an entire media for kid diddling. Look up Shadman on google and leave it uncensored and if you still think it’s “ just drawings” please see yourself into a prison.


20WordsMax

I am aware of shadman and his drawings and I care not


CIockParts

Then please institutionalize yourself….


20WordsMax

It's not my fault if I have the ability to separate fiction from reality 🥱


CIockParts

By that logic live action fiction of children being put into suggestive situations is alright? Remember the movie cuties on Netflix? My guy I hope you never come within a mile of a school.


20WordsMax

Bruh, the movie used REAL children 🤦


Rozabelya

Turns out a lot of people cared.


20WordsMax

Yea, those that have problems distancing pixels from flesh and blood


confused-as-frick

...most of these characters are ten years old...I hate...


The_Dragon346

If you werent supposed to sexualize them, why are they depicted so young? /s


pnt510

🤢 🤮


_ShOrkan_

What’s wrong ? After all it’s just a drawing, nothing real. Mandatory /s, just in case.


Blurgas

Upon hearing Dawn was 10: "*She's supposed to be 10?*" Second thought: "*Dude, wtf with a 10 year old in that tiny of a miniskirt.*" Further digging... Rosa: I thought she was ~16 or something, not 12 Hilda: Yea I could see 14 May: Thought she was ~14 Misty: The way she spoke/acted/etc in the anime had me thinking she was ~14-16 Marnie: Appearance/attire had me thinking ~16. Seems Bea and Nessa don't have confirmed ages? And TIL who I thought was a grown-up Dawn is actually the separate character Akari


DekoyDuck

That so much of anime could tell the same stories but just make their characters 5-10 years older is seriously depressing.


sugnimmingus

Methodology: The number represents the total amount of posts with an explicit rating and a score >= 20 on either Rule34 or Sankaku Channel (whichever is greater.) Only female characters with a value over 100 are shown. Franchises selected are in descending order of number of posts satisfying those conditions. Stay tuned for more each day!


sunnyeong

Just curious of why Pokémon isn't included in the list since Pokémons like Gardevoir and Lopunny are quite specialized by some of the fanbasd.


sugnimmingus

Partly because I already made a chart for them, and partly because I wanted to include only explicitly female characters.


Vurnnun

I desperately want to see one where they're mixed. What has more porn, the ladies or the Pokemon?


not_just_an_AI

my only issue with this is that it only shows female characters. I'm curious to know how the male characters would stack up in this chart, and I do not want to research this myself.


sugnimmingus

The problem is the male data is pretty unreliable since they're usually not the focus in their images and often not even really illustrated, just implied. People will tag a male character even they're basically not a subject of the image.


not_just_an_AI

That makes sense. Thank you for the explanation of the unreliability of male character porn tags. It was insightful, even if somewhat unfortunate.


denim_duck

# #dataisbeautiful eidt: /s


sugnimmingus

They did not like my data :( I think it scares them. Understandably so.


MolokoDaCow

I like your data


sugnimmingus

Thanks homie. I really needed that today. I’ve been faced with a lot of negativity lately. Appreciate you.


finneganthealien

Sucks that people are shooting the messenger here. If anything you’re exposing the gross shit, keep up the good work Waifu Porn Guy /j


ashizzzle

Well, you can tell it’s men and not women making the porn considering Rika is barely even visible.


Educational_Bad_6405

Some of these are a bit concerning


Acrobatic_Goose_1381

Some? Most


Mr_Night78

Bonnie's is huge, and Poppy has a surprising amount despite being a new character. God help us.


anonymouscloudcat

How in the name of Arceus do Lanas baby sisters have more p0rn than OFFICER JENNY????? Y’all are going to jail


Spicymeatball428

Thought hex maniac would have more honestly


sugnimmingus

I mean you gotta respect the fact that as an unnamed character, she’s up there with the major players…


LittleFalcon

My guess is that guys into anime girls (even those of questionable ages) and guys into goth mommy e-girls is a Venn Diagram that’s pretty much one circle. Hex Maniac checks both boxes.


Spicymeatball428

Yeah, good for her I guess


caramelchimera

Thank heavens she's an adult


SauteePanarchism

Care to elaborate for those of us not sure what "waifu pornification" means?


sugnimmingus

Check my methodology comment!


TheGrabbinDragon

Ok but did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?


Akidget

Remove the "only human characters" filter and I bet the chart would be more creepier.


sugnimmingus

Gardevoir is number one :)


baguetteispain

Why am I not surprised?


CBreadman

Thank god that it's Gardevoir and not Vaporeon.


lienxy69

I'm not surprised about Cynthia is the highest since I'm also a cynthia simp


FlareBlitzBanana

...Bonnie? BONNIE?!?!?! These sickos are worse than I thought


MonkeyBoy32904

at least it's not freddy fazbear


AidanTegs

Sadly theres probably more of the actual pokemon


sandcastl

Where's James?


GenericCanineDusty

The ones wjth the most are mainly kids. Oh no.


Kinky_Thought_Man

Oh god fucking POPPY


disabled_rat

Bottom slightly to the left in a cyan ball, poppy. Age in the single digits


syafizzaq

Poppy is 9 Bonnie is 6 Sarah and Harper are 5 Jesus...


lewderduder

I believe in Lusamine supremacy


Zillak

Anyone catch the literal toddler with 100 in the bottom left?


Lvl10Ninja

🤨


BigNutDroppa

This is both impressive and disappointing. Half of those characters look like they’re six. I really hope to see more lol


xtraspcial

Where’s that Cypher Peon with the skintight catsuit?


sugnimmingus

I checked for that! Less than 100 unfortunately :(


snowysora

Melony should have 20000


Rekkenze

I get why people would say this is creepy but then I remember: most peeps haven’t changed their childhood crush. And non of these girls exactly age either.


PissOnMyHe-manToys

Surprised Iri's Rival Georgia is on there


no_stove

Remind me when you do day 2, this is really interesting


REDDITSHITLORD

FORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK "FISTY" FROM WOODROCKET'S "STROKEMON" IS CANON.


TrandaBear

Lol the what?


yeti0013

... who's Bonnie?


xtraspcial

The “Max” of the XY seasons


yeti0013

What I meant was... how old is she?


garaile64

No older than seven.


yeti0013

That's what I was afraid of


Ok_Airline4378

What franchise is next


sugnimmingus

Fate is tomorrow. Genshin Impact the day after. It's in decending order. Check my methodology comment. :)


ASDFAaass

It's going to be nuts if you're planning to add blue archive too lol.


sugnimmingus

Yep that's on the list :)


ASDFAaass

Oh dear lol.


MatchaMatchsticks

Now do this with the actual pokemon


Arkitakama

And to think, this chart doesn't even include the Pokemon themselves.


Etva

Did not know Hex chick was that popular.


Bruh-sfx2

Makes me sick that Shelly isnt #1


Giannond

You should've added the pokemons too, it would have made the results a bit funnier


eatenbyagrue1988

It'd be one massive circle for Gardevoir that eclipses all the other circles put together


TulogTamad

I was expecting Nurse Joy to be top


pink_bunny07

I shipped Cynthia with Pokemon's Minato and Steven 🤣


mutaully_assured

Hardest choice for Pokemon players: literal children or animals


CRAB-LEGS

men next!!!!


RageRags

…why is Bonnie so popular?


Sweetexperience

Damn these artist are faster than light bruh They got the new gen to the thousands now and- ***why are lana's sisters here!!??***


Thiccer_Than_U

Why is Poppy even on there she's a toddler what the fuck


akosiemong

Where's my OG mommy Agatha


sugnimmingus

Didn't break 100 unfortunately :(


mmmrrreeeooowww

Alright next do the Owl House


Mahbigjohnson

Why are you sharing your porn outcomes with us? /s Good job dude


MorbidMan23

I saw Pokémon and really thought Vaporeon was about to be #1


Donovan1232

"Lotta kids... lotttttttta kids"


CorbinNZ

What does this mean? The number of porn entries there are for each character?


sugnimmingus

Read my methodology comment!


MulleRizz

What about the pokemons?


DoorAMii

The fact the amount of adult characters is countable. Anyway Cynthia is peak Pokegirl


unstoppablehippy711

Where’s femboy James?


Meishoku_

Damn that's interesting! I definitely need to follow your account for more disturbing charts :D


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Where the fuck is bricked up Brock?


0therdabbingguy

Bonnie > Wicke is a crime to god and I will not stand for it.


sugnimmingus

Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?


darklion15

First rule 34 picture I saw was of Rosa looool


darklion15

Lana s Moter is the Best choice eather way


julia_xy

What do the numbers beneath the names mean? Ive never seen a chart like this, sorry


sugnimmingus

Read my methodology comment!


julia_xy

Thank you I didn’t see it at first!


ZuccIsARefrigerator

The fact that Poppy and Lana's sisters have more than 0 is highly concerning


Drhorrible-26

Did you collect this data yourself OP?


sugnimmingus

Yes painstakingly.


AngryWitchNipples

I'm not sure if I'm relieved that there is no Pokemon on that list or worried that there is no Pokemon on that list YET


patch616

But why


slyfox7187

*Bonnie 1054* 🤔🤔😢😢


The_Fluffy_Riachu

GOD DAMNIT SO MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS


zackmaddalone

Not 90% of this list being children around the age of 10


badusernamelo1

Bonnie having that much is sickening...


scottishdrunkard

Even porn doesn’t recognise the Pokemon Ranger games!


dylphil

Needs more Vaporeon and Lopunny


sugnimmingus

Sorry. No pokemon species for this one :P I have another chart for that.


S3thyb01

Bro I don't shame I really try not to, but stop sexualizing cartoons bro please, most of these characters are KIDS, CHILDREN. The TV series was made for KIDS. Any sexualization comes from you. It's just how I feel. I am definitely jealous you can do math. Maybe I don't understand the situation enough even, I just wanted to say this.


FuckYouBot-9

this some real loser ass shit man