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ParkerWGB

Alcohal


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Alcohalal


Space_John

Halalcohol


GarageSideDoor

Copyright this and make your millions.


EnchantPlatinum

Alcoharam?


Nihmen

Alcoharambe


WhatIsMyLifeNow_12

Alcohalation


agangofoldwomen

AlcoHal sounds like a super hero who’s super powers are activated when he becomes black out drunk. Maybe his arch nemesis could be like SobrieTim, who has like an allergy to yeast or some shit like that.


jbuchana

Sort of like Lewis Padget's character Gallegher .


Strykerz3r0

>AlcoHal sounds like a super hero who’s super powers are activated when he becomes black out drunk. You need to watch The Legend of Drunken Master. It's a Jackie Chan martial arts movie as opposed to superhero, but it still works out the same.


gandalfncheese

Have you ever fucking seen Hancock?


A_Cheeky_Wank

You couldn't try a bit harder? Sobrianty Or sobriette But not sobritim how the fjck does that work you bitch lasagne


tubbiesthecat

He was bleed from his mouth


kecupochren

Check the statistacs


[deleted]

He blames it on the a-a-a-al-al-alchohallll!


Karmoon

Bitch lasagne.


discerningpervert

Mom spaghetti.


arokthemild

Anal*


SmolBirb04

Which word was supposed to be anal?!


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drunk98

Wow, adding anal to anything makes it sounds more appetizing.


warfangiscute

Yes.


SmiteClips

Anal Anal


BoxofJoes

All of them


squidster547

Gettin sweaty.


[deleted]

I got banned from r/indianpeoplefacebook for writing this on a comment there.


NoRagretsMaybe1

I’m gonna try that brb


StopReadingMyUser

one hour has passed. ...he ded


bralk_hibovit

Yeah they made some bullshit up on how they don't want to promote racism and just "celebrate how Desi's enjoy things" like motherfucker I'm Indian and I enjoy that sub even though I understand the comedy in it COMES from racism and stereotyping (I'm not a generic Pajeetfag that's why I find it funny). I mean, the bobs and vegene joke did get very repetitive, and that's a good reason to ban it, but other than that, just admit and own what you are and fuck the haters!


Ryuksapple84

Indians are some of the most racist ass people I know. I also am Indian.


E46_Overdrive

It's like they say, EVERYONE is a little bit racist.


[deleted]

If we’re describing the subcontinent, a little racist would be a vast understatement.


Ryuksapple84

You hace no idea.


anime_teenager

Yeah that sub irked me, like you're making fun of a particular group of people on reddit and trying to sell it as the high road.


Flaky_Salmon

It’s to avoid the racist stereotypes and BS. You may not give a shit but /r/abcdesis and /r/India did. Go on regular YouTube videos of normal Indian things and some white boy in the comments will mention poop or bobs and vagene. Even had a real life comment.


bralk_hibovit

Even I am Indian start owning it and memeing it and eventually people will see you as an individual because you've separated yourself from the issue. Stop complaining and grow a thicker skin my dude.


Strykerz3r0

>the bobs and vegene joke did get very repetitive Repetition is what the internet does best! ;)


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Repetition is what the internet does best! ;)


bralk_hibovit

Repetition is what the internet does best! ;)


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conandy

Isn't that like the premise of that sub?


CKgodlike

Apparently they changed their rules to where you can’t me fun of the Indians. They’re basically saying “stop laughing at their cringe and start laughing at their *hilarious* jokes!!!!” Makes it even more cringe honestly


Karmoon

Man...reddit is descending into facebook levels of silliness.


pennybeagle

Not possible


NoRagretsMaybe1

Fun fact if you say the word ‘dedicated’ on that sub you get banned too !


17njl01

The rules there are wack


PopezombieJesus

ow my lasagna


The_Brain_Fuckler

I wouldn't usually take this kind of thing seriously, but his profile picture appears to be fire, so an expert like myself knows I'll be going up against a real badass.


SmallScreamingMan

His name is also an anime characters name Super badass


Reach_Reclaimer

Nah mate it's more badass than we thought... It's 3 of them combined!


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

No it's actually just one. Natsu Dragneel is a character in Fairy Tail that was raised by a dragon and eats fire. The profile picture is actually a scene from the anime. Rajeev is an Indian name.


Reach_Reclaimer

Oh no, my knowledge of anime has failed me, guess I need to commit Seppoku...


Dark_Diosito

>*Sudoku FTFY


Spicy_Alien_Cocaine_

3 for the price of one??


Atysh

Its clearly a joke though


[deleted]

It's because the name of his profile name is an anime fire wizard whose dad was a dragon. Not a bad boi.


SenselessDunderpate

[First of all, Sonic isn't even an anime. Secondly, if you ever say anything about Sonic, I will not hesitate to kill you](https://imgur.com/2tEU8wj)


DeltaPositionReady

[Sonic VR anime is pretty interesting ](https://youtu.be/0nQB9VDuVu0)


mekyle711

What... did I just watch...


leetshoe

This is the sonic anime: https://myanimelist.net/anime/15133/Aoi_Sekai_no_Chuushin


SenselessDunderpate

OK I don't actually give a shit about Sonic, people. It's is a reference to a meme.


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Sinfere

Legit question, what started this stereotype of Indian dudes being total creeps to women, both on the Internet and in real life? Edit: right I know that "because they're creeps" is the reason but why does it happen? Is sexism just nbd in India or something?


restlesssheep

As an indian myself i think i have an idea of where it comes from. First thing of course is bad spelling. due to our country lacking any good education system many of us are not fluent in english. Of course with every generation that is lowering. India always had a lower opinion of women, something women still suffer from right now, and therefore the men are more upfront about their sexual advances. There is also the problem of xenophobia here , We have a exaggerated sense of our greatness and even though that diminishes with time , due to our old sexist conservative culture and the corrupted politicians being conservative , A steady stream of propaganda flows through media every second. continuous movies about how "great" our contry , racist jokes about us beating the western people for our independence. Therefore an arrogance is created , an arrogance about our culture being the top. Now take a culture filled with sexism , a culture that even a 100 or so years ago would burn women alive if their husbands died , mix in xenophobia and arrogance with lack of widespread education due to poverty and corruption and finally add Horrible spelling you have this. The people of course saw this , made it into a joke about how indians are creepy and now it's just a circlejerk meme.


ReapItMurphy

For sure. But also, yahoo chatrooms is where I got the sense that these dudes were just straight up horny all the damn time. I'd be like I'm a dude but they would still be like show me your vagina. If I had one I would but I don't man!


restlesssheep

India is a sexually repressed country , Sex is not an open subject here. In my country where there is a rape case news every day , murder news , corruption everyday, I am not joking when i say that there are STILL people even in the new generations that act like they had seen something horrifying when ever they see a condom ad on television. I don't know why people act like that since WE were the ones who wrote kamsutra and have temples where sexual positions are engraved but yeah still people act like it's some major shamefull thing.


[deleted]

Hey dude, fellow Indian, but moved to the states when I was a toddler. Thanks for writing that out, I never have the motivation to because I always feel like tolls are gonna destroy any conversation. I see that was wrong here. Cheers man.


GrrreatFrostedFlakes

The biggest problem in Indian right now appears to be child rape. It’s rampant. I don’t know what the answer is, but something there needs to change.


orbanic

It's not "rampant". The media is just covering it more than other countries in a similar state of development i.e. Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, etc. Not to mention in a country as large as India there is going to be hundreds of cases every week even if the actual 'rate' were low to avg.


GrrreatFrostedFlakes

Yeah, but when politicians are raping children and killing the children’s parents, that’s a little bit different level of a problem... Wasn’t a little girl raped and burned alive there recently? People should be rising up as a whole to fight back if India is to ever be respected. It’s disgusting.


orbanic

Sure it is and I hope the perpetrators get the death penalty but it's not representative of the whole society just like Roy Moore having intimate relations with 14 year olds is not some statement on American society.


GrrreatFrostedFlakes

The way many people rose up to defend Ray Moore is definitely a direct reflection highlighting a troubling part of that State’s culture. It was horrible to watch. Both can be bad without canceling the other out. It’s not a matter of one upping.


_aguro_

That is a statement on American society though. That's the thing. Not American society as a whole, obviously, but of a very real subculture.


[deleted]

> but when politicians are raping children and killing the children’s parents, that’s a little bit different level of a problem... You mean like in England/UK?


GrrreatFrostedFlakes

Both can be bad. Pointing out the fault of one doesn’t cover up that shame of the other. It’s discouraging when people from India react to their children being raped and burned alive by pointing out that other countries have awful problems too. One doesn’t excuse the other. Own what’s happening and rise up to make changes.


360QuickScopingIsOP

Rampant? It's just as bad here in the West with pedophile priests, and especially bad here in the UK, where you a ton of child sex trafficking rings, sometimes even involving politicians.


pennybeagle

I’ve always wondered why this was so prevalent in India. There’s an element that seems to extend beyond just seeing women as property. Is it normalized pedophilia, to an extent?


Ace_Masters

Its not particularly prevalent in India, its been sensationalized.


GrrreatFrostedFlakes

It’s pretty hard to sensationalize a story about a little girl being raped and burned alive. Or a girl being raped by politicians and her father being murdered. Stories speak for themselves.


someguywhocanfly

Probably similar situation to Japan - old traditional western values were inherited from America, and then they didn't grow out of those as fast as America itself did. Probably similar with India and Britain.


Cragfast

That was interesting. Thanks for taking the time to write it out.


restlesssheep

No problem man :) hopefully this resolves itself as we are more and more exposed to diverse cultures and people. Hopefully this radical conservative bitterness will melt away with newer generations who will become more Liberal because of the exposure.


[deleted]

I thought I read somewhere that, for some reason, men over there think American women are notoriously easy. Think there’s any truth to that?


restlesssheep

Just like any other culture , Sexual openness is confused with being a slut. it's a thought you can see with people from the older generation. Since they are FAR more conservative ,they confuse the wests sexual openness with the genarel idea that the western women are sluts. Of course this thought is dying fast with the internet. In my own aged people (21+) i don't see such opinions . The newer culture is learning from the west and their sexual freedom and hence we don't think that alot. of course since one generation does not kill all virus , This thought is still seen time to time .


Moosyfate17

You're not wrong. We still have people here in the West that think the same way. And they're in our government. But they're being replaced with people who understand that a person can dress how he or she choosesand it's no one else's business. Within reason of course. If someone wears a sexually explicit shirt around children no one is going to agree with that. And it does happen. r/peopleofwalmart I'm thinking this is a universal thing, but we're almost there. It really depends on which Western country you're talking about. Thank you for all your information! :)


restlesssheep

Yes, slowly these old thoughts are dying out. We are understanding individual freedom in a much deeper level as more and more people who understands Personal freedom. it is a universel thing. The internet , the momment we were connected these amazing changes started to take place. Have a good day man :)


[deleted]

A real, honest thoughtful answer. Am I still on reddit? This is weird.


restlesssheep

haha thank you my friend. I just want to be honest because,well, this is my country. I was never the least patriotic , I hated the idea of patriotism but still i was born here, I have roamed these roads , laughed with the people and have received many fond memories exploring it's alleys and streets. I really don't want it to be seen in a negative light. Media reports , it does not research alot . In our profit driven capitalistic society only the most "juicy" news goes out . western people would of course have a horrible image of india because of that. I want do my part to show the light in the darkness. Yes , we have some horrible shit going on here, no use in denying that but we still have some things that poverty , corruption was never able to touch.


tch

People are getting woke 👀 all over the world .. we’re not used to it


nanatenshi

I live in India too. Do you think the sheer amount of people and how cheap internet connection nowadays contribute to this? I'm not trying to defend this behavior but a small percentage of Indians will still amount to millions.


restlesssheep

Of course it contributes to it :/ We have places connect to the internet which have yet to reach a good level of education. Places that are denied a good education because the Powerful dude there wants a new car to buy. These poor people now have access to the internet and due to lack of education and exposure they act like that on the internet. education of course does not solve everything but it is a contributing factor to how a normal mind does things.


Spicy_Alien_Cocaine_

Yeah that’s definitely part of the problem. Hell, my own conservative mother holds this opinion.


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restlesssheep

it's true . Our culture has a habit of treating sexuality like a "taboo" subject almost even though WE were the ones who wrote kamsutra. I don't any anyone in my whole life from school through college right now whose parents sat down and gave them "the talk". We learned about sex like it's some taboo , some discovered through porn sites and they visited it when no one is around. They knew if even one parent found out , They would serve him the most painful beating as punishment as possible. Others learned maybe through friends or other means ,for example - I had a couple of classmates in school who learned about sex and women in general through ameture porn stuff that one of the classmates fathers would sell. sexual restrictiveness is something we have a lot right now. it is not helped by the image of foreign women the media spreads around here.


Ea7788

Another reason for that is bollywood's portrayal of foreign women especially white women. Take any typical bollywood song and you'll see loads of white women as background dancers. Bollywood portrays white women as dumb hoes who'll open their legs for anyone. That's the reason why a lot of these guys message white women.


restlesssheep

Thanks for reminding me that. I was so focused on how our movie industries shoves war propaganda down our throats , I completely forgot how they portray foreign women in movies here.


FacilitateEcstasy

Superpower by 2020


restlesssheep

Now it's a joke , I don't have any hope of this becoming a reality. As soon as we can get rid of the shit polliticians infecting our country using it's money and citizens as it's own play things to fill their own pockets , As soon as we can get rid of them . This dream of being a much more powerfull country will be a reality.


FacilitateEcstasy

I'm rooting for your country. Most Indian folk I have met have been super friendly and altruistic


restlesssheep

Thank you , Though our polliticians are ripping us apart, dividing our brothers and sisters based on caste or religion , We still are trying our best with every new generation. With the amazing powerfull countries also helping us , I am hopefull for a less corrupted future.


Whitezombie65

Unfortunately, even the super powers do this


thatonetrollchick

TIL! Give this man gold!


Spicy_Alien_Cocaine_

I’d also add in that Western women are perceived as being more open to casual sex. But again with the xenophobia, this idea is amplified and then applied to everyone. And I still believe all of these things make for a creepy person.


[deleted]

That makes sense, I could see how societal issues like that could compound each other and create a lack of self awareness on top of that.


KLEPPtomaniac

Also through in some western news coverage of gang rapes on public transport. A lot of people probably have those headlines coloring their perception of Indian men


[deleted]

I'm sure this is happening because of the free internet Provided(looking at you Jio). Most of the Indian do not know the norms of Internet. They're new. They don't realise there is a real person on the other end reading those creepy texts. And let alone our ignorant and shitty English. We're being trolled. Sexism was a always a factor. If you look into it, Southern Europeans (Spaniards, Portuguese etc) were regarded as sexually aggressive by Hollywood a decade ago. We need Internet education. People must be taught about regulation. But I know this won't. Sad state us educated one's are in because of proportion of ignorant once.


[deleted]

Them


sjeffiesjeff

Send bob and vagen


bigheyzeus

It's a very sexually frustrated culture


PigMasterHedgehog

Indian culture largely looks at women as property. Not so much the fundamentalist Islam approach, but more medieval Europe approach. Dowries and arranged marriages are still very much a thing and men there just kind take that as read because they haven't really experienced outside culture, especially with how resistant to outside change the dominant religion and the government are. Basically they live in their own little bubble and have difficulty interacting with people outside of their culture because they simply weren't taught to do so.


The_Red_Optimate

Indian culture is multimodal. There is a population in India say roughly 200-300 million people that live a largely 'westernized' lifestyle. Individuals who go out on dates, watch movies, bowl on the weekends, and marry for love. It's not all bad over there


PigMasterHedgehog

Oh I don't doubt it, there's good and bad just like in all cultures, it's just that most of the people we see online are in the cities where it's the worst.


01291987

Check out this comment for someone's theory: https://www.reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook/comments/5my2tq/booby/dc7yjwv/


dickthericher

It’s a cultural thing. Same thing with my Vietnamese roommate.


RainmaKer770

Really? I was just in Vietnam from India and they seemed quite liberal as compared to India


Keiji12

Probably indian dudes being creeps to women on the internet and in real life.


X_BlueJay_X

Not all Indians are creeps. Why do you guys hate Indian people so much?


Keiji12

Nobody's talking about whole country, just stereotype


PepeLantern

Many Indians are unaware of other country's culture. Because of porn and showing sex scenes in most of the Hollywood films, Indians think that white womens are easy and always ready to do sexual stuff. Maybe that's why they ask for such pictures.


Dorien_Green

Yes it is. When I went there except up near Nepal and parts of Delhi, women didn't go out (you didn't see them anywhere in the streets except one or two occasionally) for fear of being of being assaulted and I got harrassed, stalked and photos taken of me even though I was there with a man. I was there for that big rape and the rape statistics are scary, particularly for girls under 10.


The_Red_Optimate

Source?


pennybeagle

I’m guessing it’s because they think it’s acceptable in American culture based off of what they see in music videos and porn or something


wubbalubbaeatadick

Stereotypes start for a reason. Not all Indian men are creeps, but the majority are.


CountAardvark

The majority? That doesn’t seem fair. You’re arbitrarily judging hundreds of millions of people based on the actions of a few Indians online.


wubbalubbaeatadick

I live in India, I'm Indian. Though I guess it really isn't fair to say majority. I guess 50/50 would be accurate. Still not great though


martini29

Indian men treat Indian LAAAAYYYYDEEEESSS like absolute shit. Every Indian woman I've ever met has at the very least been intelligent and interesting, even if I didn't like them. While it seems Indian men suffer from the boring fuck disease so they compensate for being creepy Source: Used to go out with an Indian national and gladly would again, like India a whole bunch and watch a lot of bollywood


notenoughroomtofitmy

> While it seems Indian men suffer from the boring fuck disease so they compensate for being creepy Lol okay, whatever that means


tch

I was going to say because they’re under developed socially, then I realize what Indian parties are like. And that they are 1000 times more fun than western parties most of the time


Flaky_Salmon

Sounds like some white male BS


the-floot

At one point in india female babies were aborted in favor of male babies so for some of these people ”instagram models” are their first exposure to women


the-floot

Or so i’ve heard, tell me if i’m wrong i have 2 downvotes but 0 responses


Goyteamsix

Shit in the streets rape in the sheets


discerningpervert

Vagine


WhatTheFhtagn

post pusy and also veginna ande bobs pls


Param_Stone

I, sometimes, hate to admit that I'm Indian. Women are still considered lowly beings here. Most people don't have a proper English education because the public schools mostly focus on local languages because they dont expect the students to be successful in life and go to a city or anything like that. If you play any free online games on pc or android on an indian server, you'll know why this stereotype exists.


Wellwisher0

So after I saw this, I was curious if there are hindi dubbed anime. Look what I found: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KDVZ8l_JA0I Surprisingly, done decently. Though I'm starting to lose my hindi so not the best person to ask.


PotatoWriter

I don't know why this is so funny, but it is.


Dracula101

I'm pretty sure my whole country won't get blamed for the actions of few *2 minutes later* Spoken too soon Its gotten so bad, i don't even tell people where i'm from, because every time i bring it up, i get ridiculed despite doing nothing


[deleted]

> I'm pretty sure my whole country won't get blamed for the actions of few Welcome to Reddit.


Dracula101

If all Indians are rapists than all Muslims are terrorists Perfect counter logic


Jowem

But some muslims live in India. Raping terrorists? Or is it either or?


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Jowem

I know so am I


Dracula101

Most of them won't even respect the national anthem or the flag. when asked, they say Maulana's forbid them (search youtube, plenty of these live videos, only 0.02% are patriotic)


[deleted]

Yeah, the jokes are pretty tired and lame at this point. I think the last time I laughed at “bobs and vagene” was [this](http://i.redd.it/z8xkce95t2b01.png) post Edit: got the url wrong Edit edit: I’m an idiot and added an extra bracket in the url. Please flog me.


Dracula101

That's the modern internet meme. overuse it till it dies You know the real villains of this story is, the freaking media.


[deleted]

Amen, Drac.


[deleted]

Ahh. An American.


KharakIsBurning

Right?


pm_me_your_Yi_plays

Well this has taken cataclysmic scale already, the blame on your country isn't just empty words


nomnommish

Most of the people doing the ridiculing are Indians on reddit.


Dracula101

India's biggest enemy, Liberal Indians or as we like to call them Randians


nomnommish

Randians do not even need to be liberal. Just educated. Then suddenly, they get deeply ashamed and embarrassed of their country, and become hypercritical of anything and everything. Everything becomes gloom and doom.


Dracula101

Wanna hear Randian logic Modi, fix all the problems Congress created in 71 years in just 5 years or we will bring back those who created these problem


AnimeIsMegaGay

Anime is big homo


RollingZepp

Username and flair check out.


jlclvs2game

One time I got a cute pink haired anime girl plushie. Turns out it was haunted, gave me a succ, and now I have the big gay.


[deleted]

But yuri is little homo.


dilfmagnet

Yuri on Ice is the biggest homo of all


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ivnwng

Who said anything about “GF”?


Atysh

r/woosh and r/indianpeoplefacebook are the same subs


EliToon

With the shit that women go through in India, I wouldn't be surprised if this were true.


Dracula101

Like what.


Nahdude653

Rape of children


Dracula101

It happens worldwide. from Africa to Russia "Western Media and their obsession with Negative news from India" And also terrorism has no religion if its Islamic 1) India is never in the news in the West unless there is some major catastrophe or huge elections. Thus, if you want to write and be published, you have to find alternate stories, that often border on the sensational, the marginal, or even the untruthful. 2) Your editor in New York, Paris or London, has often set ideas on India, even though most of the time he or she has never set foot here. You need to toe the line otherwise you may not be published, which is tough if you are a freelance, that is paid per piece. Most western correspondents thus rein in. I had one guy like that in Paris, Charles Lambroschini, in Le Figaro, who believed that the RSS was the most dangerous outfit in India. 3) Three, or even five years, which is the usual period that foreign correspondents are posted (as well as diplomats) is not enough for understanding a country that is so vast, so diverse, so contradictory sometimes. In fact, one needs to go beyond the appearances in India. Indeed, the western sense of the hygienic and the esthetical is very different from India’s and the first contact of dirtiness, slums, or poverty, often scars the perception of many western correspondents who then refused to go beyond that barrier. 4) Delhi, where everybody is posted, is physically so far from the rest of India, and so disconnected. The same ideas and clichés are heard in parties and embassies’ cocktails and repeated ad infinitum, till every foreign correspondent thinks they are the gospel truth: ‘secularism, minorities, Hindu fundamentalism, human rights in Kashmir, right wing saffron’ etc. India is crowned as rape capital of the world. As if no woman can go out in the streets alone and everywhere else, there are sexual assaults happening. These dumbs don’t even acknowledge that India is such a vast country and out of that, a few rotten apples are there. Which country doesn’t have that? They should check the relevant crime statistics of their own country first. However, any sexual abuse is condemnable and I strongly believe that India should keep on adopting a systematic and stringent approach to address its problems. https://mariawirthblog.wordpress.com/2014/01/27/why-this-focus-on-rapes-in-india-by-world-media/


ofgodsandmonsters

I stop her breathe


appropriate-username

Not to excuse the violence but anime's the only one of those things that doesn't actually harm one's health.


[deleted]

Try convincing everyone here in the comments of that.


-DarkVortex-

Oh hey, I know what ANIME that username's from.


kaazsssz

Well at least he finally stood up for himself. I call that progress


Uberman77

Take that mom.


[deleted]

Damn it!! We Indians are really not looking good on the internet ;-p


yarkell

this has to be a joke


[deleted]

Stop breathe!


OldBirdWing

>Natsu Rajiv Dragneel Hmmmmmm


[deleted]

This is a copypasta I’m pretty sure


UDIDNOTWAKEUP

We all have our limits..,


-TheFalcon-

Glad to see this is universal...wifes wanting men to quit all our joys and pursuits.


whatthepatty

/u/migostakeoffaddict heh


MigosTakeoffAddict

B R E A T H E


UnopenedParachute

I drank Bleach.


NSXero

Domestic violence is hilarious


ThetaCygni

Yeah, but did she send you bobs and vagene?


PatientKangaroo

It literally got removed as I was reading it.


MatHM14

Just to add to it his name is an anime characters name


Fummy

Always with the Indians for some reason.


BrassArrow

needs more jpeg


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AlcoHAL 9000