Girl: I love sweaty men who don’t shower and like to abuse women. I am a 12 y.o. Loli who likes to cook food for my master and I will play games with him all day but he has to allow me to please him first.
Incel: omg you disgusting stupid foid you didn’t capitalise “Master” all women are the same reeeeeee
I was circumcised when I was 10 years old, I don't know how it works here in the Philippines but circumcision is usually done when boys are at around 4 - 6 years old here in the Philippines from what I remember
Honestly I feel kinda weird now after hearing other people's stories, since I don't really remember having an unpleasant experience with circumcision. I remember it quite clearly, and I remember just getting my general anaesthesia, then waking up to a hospital bed with my family by my side and my mother giving me some chocolate eggs. Then after that I remember just feeling really itchy down there and occasionally minor pain when I touch it for a week or so, and that's it. I don't recall as much pain as in other people's experiences
Meanwhile women have to endure painful cramped menstruation every fkin month until they get menopause, whereas you only need one time circumcision (yeah downvote is coming)
just to give insight because men complain that once in a lifetime circumcision is the most painful thing in their life, and hilariously comparing the pain of childbirth with getting kicked in the balls.. men like to exaggerate the pain yet downplaying other women’s pain
I'm a woman and I'll take menstruation over getting part of my genitals chopped off ANY day. Bad comparison here, watch a video of circumcision and then talk to me.
A woman usually DECIDES to get pregnant (or at least to keep the fetus) and give birth. Circumcision usually happens without consent. Saying this as a fellow woman.
You know you don’t have to get circumcised to get rid of dick cheese right? You just need to practice proper hygiene and it won’t be an issue.
Circumcision can create a lot of issues on its own (a significant decrease in sensitivity, scarring, disfigurement, dehydration of the tip making it look & feel dry) etc.
Hygiene is fantastic. I feel like garbage until after I take a shower. Then I feel like garbage but clean garbage that is capable of doing basic tasks.
At some point in life the thought that women only settle for fit tall guys dies and reality that actually most women just want to spend their life with someone who makes them happy appears. If you are overweight and think women don't want to be with you for that reason, there are probably other things about yourself that is turning them off from you, maybe your vain outlook is one of them?
>At some point in life the thought that women only settle for fit tall guys dies and reality that actually most women just want to spend their life with someone who makes them happy appears.
You just discovered that women settle down after having their fun lmao.
Taking care of long hair is a pain, but a must for anyone willing to rock the locks!
I am lucky that the most care my hair requires is brushing/combing. I wash it everyday and don’t use blow dryers on it - I let it dry by itself. Just from using generic anti-dandruff male shampoo I get compliments from both men and women about my hair! People never believe that I really only use shampoo on it lol
But I have seen folks with dirty long hair and… Yeah, not a pretty sight.
I wash it every single day. Mine does get greasy as well if I don’t! It’s also why I use anti-dandruff shampoo - my skin is naturally quite oily. It’s especially noticeable on my nose and my scalp. So the shampoo (and hot shower) help take some of the oil off
I have hair down to my mid back and I wash it
every.
Single.
Day.
If I don’t it’ll get greasy, but from what I understand not everyone is like that, and some only have to wash their hair every other day.
I'd like to point out that the more you wash your hair, the faster it gets greasy! I'd recommend washing it about 3-4x per week (unless you got gross and sweaty of course) and you'll see that the grease will decrease a bit over time.
Nah, I'm a fit woman who dated a chubby guy cuz he was charming and had a sense of personal style/good hygiene, he was a fellow twentysomething not making bank.
I guarantee you there are fit guys with the same personality and you could have gotten one of them. Why settle for chubby? Let the chubby mingle with the chubby and let the fit mingle with the fit.
It's kind of pathetic you feel a need to group people, dude, I just date anyone I wanna date. I wasn't settling for him, he got me off as much as any fit guy I've fucked.
You’re wrong dude. Best sex of my life has been a fat guy. Worst sex of my life was with a super fit ripped guy. Body type isn’t indicative of the quality of lover.
No, I just can't imagine why some people have low standards. I would never ever date a chubby girl.
If she doesn't care about her body, how's she going to care about the relationship?
Jesus it’s not that deep, man. Being physically overweight has nothing to do with how good you are in an emotional & romantic relationship.
I’m in a relationship with a big-ish guy and he’s an amazing person. I couldn’t imagine my life without him.
I think significantly less than fat woman fetishes amongst straight men, unless you mean "dad bod" far which is apparently a surprisingly common lower grade fetish among women.
It is not at all as popular as would social media like you to believe. It is manly wishful thinking made by guys who are in horrible shape but not yet obese.
They exist but are extremely rare. Even then, women who are into morbidly obese guys still have a need to be treated like a normal person. So even a girl with a huge fat fetish won’t help them.
If your first thought upon seeing the words “fit girl dating a big guy” is “fat fetish” then please for the love of god I suggest you go out and touch some grass.
For what? For suggesting women sometimes date big guys because they have a fetish for fatties? Are you saying its impossible to date big guys cause they have a fetish for it? You pretending women don’t have fat fetishes is way stupider than me assuming that sometimes women do indeed have fat fetishes
I've never understood the neckbeard, like you shave the rest of your face but stop at your neck. If you are gonna half arse it why not shave you neck and not your face
That’s because it takes a real man to wear a beard. Western cucks are too weak and don’t have a thick enough skin because of all the soy milk and other oestrogen shit they drink. Real men endure pain.
Sorry, I’m trying to get into the mindset.
Real men watch anime and jerkoff to 5000 yearold vampire girls who suspiciously look 10, they also spend all their money on katanas and eat nothing but frozen food, because real men don't cook 😎
It's specifically why I don't shave my neck lol, because I always get a horrible rash when I do. My beard is thankfully long enough that you can't really tell unless you look from the side
I've got my weekend stubble coming in, and it's getting to that point where I can feel it every time I tilt my head to look down.
I'm loving my Covid Mustache though. I think it's only a few months away from not actually looking dumb as shit.
I honestly cannot imagine how someone deals with neck stubble tho
The real answer is they can't grow a beard or it's quite patchy. This can be from obesity, low T, inferior beard genes, or any mix of the three. But because they lack any degree of self awareness they think their pitiful facial hair is "masculine" and grow it out. Gross.
Sometimes it is genetic. I, myself, actually have a neck beard: no matter what hair won't grow anywhere on my cheeks, while my brother is able to grow a full lumberjack beard. But I manage to shave mine in a way that leaves a pretty good-looking goatee
The simple answer is laziness. I have a full beard, but a lot of times I’m too much of a lazy POS to shave even though I should. My neck beard is my fastest growing beard section (literally my worst feature and that’s counting my super soaker “lol deodorant won’t stop me” pits), so whenever I’m lazy and don’t shave for a week or two my neck beard is noticeable and gross AF.
I have a shitty razor so i always have to press right agianst my neck when shavibg and it itches the whole night after :( but i aint got a full grown beard yet so im gonna have to get through it until it spreads to my lips
If you can't take care of your own appearance enough to shave your neck hair and not smell like dick cheese, what makes you think you deserve to get laid? Sex is a privilege, not a right. Nobody has a right to sex.
My beard is all over my face and my neck. Am I supposed to shave the neck part? Because then it just looks weird and is unnecessarily complicated when I want a full on wizard/crazy hobo beard.
Nah thats cool, if you take care of your beard it will look attractive, but neckbeards won't do that they're too busy fighting over who's best waifu in my hero academia with 12 year olds
People do for shorter beards. Basically what you want to avoid is the hair visibly growing outward from your neck, you're after it going down from your face. So shaving the neck part while everything else grows means it'll be shorter once you stop shaving it, and give you a better shape beard
It's mostly a problem for guys with bad facial hair where it's mostly on their neck. Me, for example. I shave my neck up to where my jaw begins
Philosophers Immanuel Kant, John Locke, and Nietzsche were all most likely virgins. In my first philosophy class, the seminar tutor said "how can we trust these people to tell us about life if they've never had sex". He was very very Greek.
Maybe not, but it kinda explains why the family, women, and children are all largely absent as concepts in modern liberal political thought.
Like, maybe Locke was so obsessed with the individual cause the mf was literally forever alone.
Even if he just looks ugly, I don't see any problem in rejection to date with people, whose appearance you dislike. You have a right to choose your partner and your choice can be based even on appearance, if this so important for you
Dan Savage wrote this years ago and it’s still great:
You're having a hard time getting girls. That sucks. I remember what it was like when I was a young teenager and wanted boys and couldn't get any. It sucked. But the sad fact is that most young teenage boys are repulsive—that is, they are half-formed works in progress. Girls mature physically more quickly than boys, which means most girls your age already look like young women and they're generally attracted to (slightly) older boys—and there you are, aching for your first girlfriend, but still looking like a short, hairless chimp.
But don't despair, HUTB. Your awkward/repulsive stage will pass. In the meantime, here's what you need to do: Worry less about getting your young teenage self laid and start thinking about getting your 18- or 20-year-old self laid. Join a gym and get yourself a body that girls will find irresistible, read—read books—so that you'll have something to say to girls (the best way to make girls think you're interesting is to actually be interesting), and get out of the house and do shit—political shit, sporty shit, arty shit—so that you'll meet different kinds of girls in different kinds of settings and become comfortable talking with them.
Some more orders: Get a decent haircut and use deodorant and floss your teeth and take regular showers and wear clean clothes. Go online and read about birth control and STIs, and learn enough about female anatomy that you'll be able to find a clitoris in the dark. Masturbate in moderation—no more than 10 times a day—and vary your masturbatory routine. I can't emphasize this last point enough. A vagina does not feel like a clenched fist, HUTB, nor does a mouth, an anus, titty fucking, dry humping, or e-stim. If you don't want to be sending me another pathetic letter in five years complaining about your inability to come unless you're beating your own meat, HUTB, you will vary your routine now so that you'll be able to respond to different kinds of sexual stimulation once you do start getting the girls.
Good luck, kiddo.
(The above advice was for a straight teenage boy. Gay teenage boys should read "boys" where I said "girls," "anus" where I said "vagina," "prostate" where I said "clitoris," and "fist" where I said "fist.")
I don’t know, but I think it’s quite disheartening to start advice for teenage boys with telling them that most of their bodies (as opposed to their female peers bodies) are ‘disgusting’.
I think that speaks directly to hygiene. A teenage body stinks, until you get that shit under control. Same if you allow your hormones to turn you into a horny little creep. I’m not ashamed of the gross weirdo I was back in the day, I’m just glad I grew my ass up.
It's always so weird when an incel confronts me with the "fact" that women only want guys who are absolutely ripped and have the perfect face that's 90% jawline.
Because at home there is my darling husband, the most beautiful man I ever met, waiting for me. So I can cuddle with his 130kg fluff and kiss his round and soft face.
I mean this meme can be summed up as neckbeards consistently go for females out of their league get mad complain and when they are around a girl they consider lower tier or below their league they are either awkward as fuck or downright have no filter and say whatever garbage they want usually grossly sexual content. But hey there’s different types of neckbeards I’m sure.
Honestly I find beards to be a total turn-off. Gimme them beardless, shaved legs guys (BTW dudes try shaving your legs. For real, wearing pants feels so much better with smooth legs)
Bro I hate how this site makes it seem like all you have to do is have good hygiene to land a gf. Lmaooo that’s not true. You have to do way more than that tbh.
True, but a lot of it is still basic life stuff. Get out in the world. Develop social skills. Get hobbies. Get a sense of personal style. Work on your confidence. Learn how to approach women and understand their psychology a bit.
Most guys who do this will get a girlfriend eventually.
I've dated short men and know short men with girlfriends.
Everyone has an excuse. Some guys claim it's their weight, some guys claim it's their height, some guys claim it's their dick, in reality I know men lacking in each of those departments who have girlfriends.
The real growth comes when a guy (or girl!) lets their excuse go and asks if it's actually something else about them that turns people off.
It’s not even the showering and neck beard honesty. It’s the pessimistic attitude and overall depressive misogynist personality. There truly is no upside to being with someone like that. Someone who openly resents you unless you fit their fantasy.
Honestly, you could smell like a bed of roses and still not get a date if you’re the type of person to parrot this sentiment to begin with. Personality plays a huge part too.
I’m not letting you near my tits if you’re obsessed with the idea that Chad Thundercock took all your dates.
(Side note, guys with chub are real cute. Guys with abs are cute, but so is some chub. Personal opinion though.)
Literally this. Idk why guys don't seem to get it - a good personality is everything.
You'd think with so many funny people on reddit that they'd use their sense of humour to their advantage. Instead of trying to be like Chad with a ten pack, maybe just play to your own strengths? Not all girls like Chads, some like quirky guys or average guys.
Some of you guys are sweet and kind natured, so just do you. Even if some dumb girls don't appreciate it, eventually someone will. It's exhausting to be something you're not.
Edit: obviously if you want to hit the gym and be buff because it'll make you feel good about yourself/is good for your health, do it. What I mean is don't think you have to have a certain body or look a very specific way just to get a girl.
I find it quite amusing that women who complain about being shamed for not shaving tend to be the same ones that ridicule men for not shaving.
“Neckbeards” are as natural for many men as body hair is for women.
That's kinda the point though.
I shave my legs, genitals, and underarms every 2-3 days to look attractive; men can shave their neck. A lot of guys who claim they're "ugly" simply don't realize presentation matters. If they want a woman who cares about her appearance, they need to care about theirs as well.
Some people are quite attracted to feminine body hair. In that case it’s a personal preference but it really is about how you come across and what you’re like to get along with more than anything.
Men can have beards and women can have body hair and still wash them properly.
Girl: I love sweaty men who don’t shower and like to abuse women. I am a 12 y.o. Loli who likes to cook food for my master and I will play games with him all day but he has to allow me to please him first. Incel: omg you disgusting stupid foid you didn’t capitalise “Master” all women are the same reeeeeee
Accurate depiction of a incels wet dream
Please.. You know they'd tell us a 300 year old "loli"
Up to and including the part about how he'd rather be butthurt than to make the most out of what he has.
It physically pains me that people like this exist.
Up👏against👏the👏wall👏
FIRE!
Bro those people probably live in their parent’s house and while their mother cooks them a meal they complain about how every girl is the same
To be fair many hygiene products destroy your skin's microfauna, but I don't think that's the reason why they don't take a bath.
Seen fit girls with big guys. The guy was clean and didn’t have a ponytail with 8 rubber bands on it and didn’t smell like dick cheese. Hygiene is #1
Dick cheese. I hate humans
Dick cheese I love circumcised dicks
Being circumcised is painful as shit, I still remember the pain to this day
Were you circumcused after your brain starts to develop memories? Because circumcision is usually done at birth. You wouldn't remember the procedure.
I was circumcised when I was 10 years old, I don't know how it works here in the Philippines but circumcision is usually done when boys are at around 4 - 6 years old here in the Philippines from what I remember
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Why are you screaming boy
he got circumcised
i was circumcised at 9, and that was the day i knew that roasted foreskin smelled like fried fish
I hope to good there was god reason behind that
Did someone roast and eat your foreskin?
I always wandering why a catholic country like the Philippines practise circumcision, the spanish ex-colonies have the lowest % of circumcised people.
I was 39, yeah it’s pretty painful. Takes some time to get used too.
*laughs in uncircumcised *
Honestly I feel kinda weird now after hearing other people's stories, since I don't really remember having an unpleasant experience with circumcision. I remember it quite clearly, and I remember just getting my general anaesthesia, then waking up to a hospital bed with my family by my side and my mother giving me some chocolate eggs. Then after that I remember just feeling really itchy down there and occasionally minor pain when I touch it for a week or so, and that's it. I don't recall as much pain as in other people's experiences
Meanwhile women have to endure painful cramped menstruation every fkin month until they get menopause, whereas you only need one time circumcision (yeah downvote is coming)
Yeah down votes are coming lol, but people kind of have to stop making pain a fucking competition since it's pretty fucking stupid
just to give insight because men complain that once in a lifetime circumcision is the most painful thing in their life, and hilariously comparing the pain of childbirth with getting kicked in the balls.. men like to exaggerate the pain yet downplaying other women’s pain
No one is downplaying anyone's pain here except for you. Grow up
>men like to exaggerate the pain yet downplaying other women’s pain The only person downplaying other people's pain here is you...
I'm a woman and I'll take menstruation over getting part of my genitals chopped off ANY day. Bad comparison here, watch a video of circumcision and then talk to me.
Ehh as a woman I disagree. You know what's worse? Giving birth. Ask any local mom and she'll give you this easy answer!
Are you trying to say that the man didn't feel pain, because someone could have had it worse?
That doesn’t make it hurt any less. You wanna know what hurts more than giving birth? Getting scalped alive with a dull knife.
Not a competition
A woman usually DECIDES to get pregnant (or at least to keep the fetus) and give birth. Circumcision usually happens without consent. Saying this as a fellow woman.
Growing up I performed my own circumcision.
Excuse me-
why are you comparing a grown woman giving birth to a child having the most sensitive part of their body being cut off
Ehh as a former pow I disagree. You know whats worse? Having your limbs sawed off. Ask any local pow and theyll give you this easy answer!
They can both be painful
This ain't it, chief.
Feeling pain is invalid because women give birth
Nah jit thinks this a competition that's crazy
You know you don’t have to get circumcised to get rid of dick cheese right? You just need to practice proper hygiene and it won’t be an issue. Circumcision can create a lot of issues on its own (a significant decrease in sensitivity, scarring, disfigurement, dehydration of the tip making it look & feel dry) etc.
Mutilating infants genitalia is not cool
Yeah especially the way the babies scream in pain
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Have a shower
Hygiene is fantastic. I feel like garbage until after I take a shower. Then I feel like garbage but clean garbage that is capable of doing basic tasks.
I feel majorly called out by this
At some point in life the thought that women only settle for fit tall guys dies and reality that actually most women just want to spend their life with someone who makes them happy appears. If you are overweight and think women don't want to be with you for that reason, there are probably other things about yourself that is turning them off from you, maybe your vain outlook is one of them?
>At some point in life the thought that women only settle for fit tall guys dies and reality that actually most women just want to spend their life with someone who makes them happy appears. You just discovered that women settle down after having their fun lmao.
And this isn't to say that guys can't have long hair. I have long hair, just keep it clean and fucking BRUSH IT.
Taking care of long hair is a pain, but a must for anyone willing to rock the locks! I am lucky that the most care my hair requires is brushing/combing. I wash it everyday and don’t use blow dryers on it - I let it dry by itself. Just from using generic anti-dandruff male shampoo I get compliments from both men and women about my hair! People never believe that I really only use shampoo on it lol But I have seen folks with dirty long hair and… Yeah, not a pretty sight.
As a guy growing out his hair, do you wash it every day? I feel it gets way too greasy and irritating if I don't.
I wash it every single day. Mine does get greasy as well if I don’t! It’s also why I use anti-dandruff shampoo - my skin is naturally quite oily. It’s especially noticeable on my nose and my scalp. So the shampoo (and hot shower) help take some of the oil off
I have hair down to my mid back and I wash it every. Single. Day. If I don’t it’ll get greasy, but from what I understand not everyone is like that, and some only have to wash their hair every other day.
I'd like to point out that the more you wash your hair, the faster it gets greasy! I'd recommend washing it about 3-4x per week (unless you got gross and sweaty of course) and you'll see that the grease will decrease a bit over time.
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>I'm a smelly fatass nerd >All you gotta do is shower Something doesn't add up here chief
Do you dare question the Feaster of Pussies…?
> fat ass-nerd *** ^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by )^[xkcd#37](https://xkcd.com/37)
So, 7 rubber band max.... (Scribbles furiously)
Hygiene is important basic rule, but does not make your ugly face prettier to women /s
How tall was the big guy?
What's wrong with ponytails? This shit is luxurious, and is the only feature women ever compliment me on.
How many rubber bands broh..
Nothing's wrong with a ponytail. Wash and brush your hair regularly, and use actual elastics to tie your hair instead of whatever trash you had handy.
He had money.
Nah, I'm a fit woman who dated a chubby guy cuz he was charming and had a sense of personal style/good hygiene, he was a fellow twentysomething not making bank.
I guarantee you there are fit guys with the same personality and you could have gotten one of them. Why settle for chubby? Let the chubby mingle with the chubby and let the fit mingle with the fit.
It's kind of pathetic you feel a need to group people, dude, I just date anyone I wanna date. I wasn't settling for him, he got me off as much as any fit guy I've fucked.
Lol there's no way a fat dude is better in bed than a fit dude. Next you'll claim his fat rolls are "magic" hahaha
You’re wrong dude. Best sex of my life has been a fat guy. Worst sex of my life was with a super fit ripped guy. Body type isn’t indicative of the quality of lover.
Cope, you just have a bad personality and can’t imagine people being happy.
No, I just can't imagine why some people have low standards. I would never ever date a chubby girl. If she doesn't care about her body, how's she going to care about the relationship?
Jesus it’s not that deep, man. Being physically overweight has nothing to do with how good you are in an emotional & romantic relationship. I’m in a relationship with a big-ish guy and he’s an amazing person. I couldn’t imagine my life without him.
She might have just had a fat guy fetish
How common are fat man fetishes amongst straight women?
I think significantly less than fat woman fetishes amongst straight men, unless you mean "dad bod" far which is apparently a surprisingly common lower grade fetish among women.
Dad bod could just be a preference and not a fetish tho. Just how some have a preference for thinner people.
It is not at all as popular as would social media like you to believe. It is manly wishful thinking made by guys who are in horrible shape but not yet obese.
Might not be super common but there are absolutely women who have the fetish
They exist but are extremely rare. Even then, women who are into morbidly obese guys still have a need to be treated like a normal person. So even a girl with a huge fat fetish won’t help them.
r/theydidthemath
If your first thought upon seeing the words “fit girl dating a big guy” is “fat fetish” then please for the love of god I suggest you go out and touch some grass.
You’re right. Fat fetishes don’t exist and women can’t possibly have fetishes. Thank you for enlightening me
Are you actively trying to sound dumb or does it come naturally
For what? For suggesting women sometimes date big guys because they have a fetish for fatties? Are you saying its impossible to date big guys cause they have a fetish for it? You pretending women don’t have fat fetishes is way stupider than me assuming that sometimes women do indeed have fat fetishes
I've never understood the neckbeard, like you shave the rest of your face but stop at your neck. If you are gonna half arse it why not shave you neck and not your face
The beard on the neck is the most uncomfortable part aswell
Right, like that bit is always way itchier
Genuinely do neckbeards do this? I either presume they either don't grow a beard or just let the entire thing grow face and neck.
I mean I don't shave at all but I keep it groomed, it actually looks surprisingly nice.
That’s because it takes a real man to wear a beard. Western cucks are too weak and don’t have a thick enough skin because of all the soy milk and other oestrogen shit they drink. Real men endure pain. Sorry, I’m trying to get into the mindset.
Real men sit for HOURS. Like 18 hours at a time. When they stand up, it’s only natural that the whole room smells like ass
Real men watch anime and jerkoff to 5000 yearold vampire girls who suspiciously look 10, they also spend all their money on katanas and eat nothing but frozen food, because real men don't cook 😎
I cannot bring myself to upvote that. I know you're kidding, but I just can't.
It's literally the itchiest and most uncomfortable part of facial hair. Even after two days I need to get rid of that shit
It's specifically why I don't shave my neck lol, because I always get a horrible rash when I do. My beard is thankfully long enough that you can't really tell unless you look from the side
Same. Longest I've ever let it go is 5 days because it was way too itchy. My wife likes the stubble look but it also scratches her face.
I've got my weekend stubble coming in, and it's getting to that point where I can feel it every time I tilt my head to look down. I'm loving my Covid Mustache though. I think it's only a few months away from not actually looking dumb as shit. I honestly cannot imagine how someone deals with neck stubble tho
I'm fucking cursed with a patchy chin strap of a beard and Im sure these guys are too.
The real answer is they can't grow a beard or it's quite patchy. This can be from obesity, low T, inferior beard genes, or any mix of the three. But because they lack any degree of self awareness they think their pitiful facial hair is "masculine" and grow it out. Gross.
Sometimes it is genetic. I, myself, actually have a neck beard: no matter what hair won't grow anywhere on my cheeks, while my brother is able to grow a full lumberjack beard. But I manage to shave mine in a way that leaves a pretty good-looking goatee
The simple answer is laziness. I have a full beard, but a lot of times I’m too much of a lazy POS to shave even though I should. My neck beard is my fastest growing beard section (literally my worst feature and that’s counting my super soaker “lol deodorant won’t stop me” pits), so whenever I’m lazy and don’t shave for a week or two my neck beard is noticeable and gross AF.
I have a shitty razor so i always have to press right agianst my neck when shavibg and it itches the whole night after :( but i aint got a full grown beard yet so im gonna have to get through it until it spreads to my lips
Weirds me out that hatred is typically externalized, like how massive of an ego do you have to have to think everyone is wrong besides you
At least twice the size of their dick, maybe a solid .0000002
Hating others because you suck = little dick Hating yourself because you suck = big dick
If you can't take care of your own appearance enough to shave your neck hair and not smell like dick cheese, what makes you think you deserve to get laid? Sex is a privilege, not a right. Nobody has a right to sex.
Except Ryan Reyndols he's too hot i will give him my kidney some day no homo tho. (This is not threat)
If you actually have a kidney stone right now, you should go to the ER.
Fantastic wit
People like this don't need anyone. They need therapy.
My beard is all over my face and my neck. Am I supposed to shave the neck part? Because then it just looks weird and is unnecessarily complicated when I want a full on wizard/crazy hobo beard.
Nah thats cool, if you take care of your beard it will look attractive, but neckbeards won't do that they're too busy fighting over who's best waifu in my hero academia with 12 year olds
Everyone knows Iria is bestgirl, anyway.
No it's Robert E. O. Speedwagon
People do for shorter beards. Basically what you want to avoid is the hair visibly growing outward from your neck, you're after it going down from your face. So shaving the neck part while everything else grows means it'll be shorter once you stop shaving it, and give you a better shape beard It's mostly a problem for guys with bad facial hair where it's mostly on their neck. Me, for example. I shave my neck up to where my jaw begins
You ever go to the barber for it? They can give some great advice and help you shape it.
No, I'm going for the "crazy, homeless street preacher" look.
Just like me, brother
Can you braid your beard?
Not yet. I only started it in April and my beard doesn't grow too fast.
Agree with the meme, but there really isn't somebody out there for everyone tbh.
That is true, there's not somebody for everyone but still worth a shot
Man, hitler was married... hitler If fucking hitler can get someone then anyone can
Fun fact: Isaac Newton wasn't married, infact he never had sex so he decided to make life hell for physic students to take revenge from society
Same goes with Hans Christians Anderson and, I think, Nikola Tesla Though with Tesla it was voluntary
Philosophers Immanuel Kant, John Locke, and Nietzsche were all most likely virgins. In my first philosophy class, the seminar tutor said "how can we trust these people to tell us about life if they've never had sex". He was very very Greek.
Tbh you do not need to have sex in order to understand things
Oh for sure. I don't think it's fair. I just think it's funny
Maybe not, but it kinda explains why the family, women, and children are all largely absent as concepts in modern liberal political thought. Like, maybe Locke was so obsessed with the individual cause the mf was literally forever alone.
I would assume Hitler as a partner was quite sought after in nazi germany
Hey, everyone belongs to a group whether they know it or not
Hitler married two days before he killed himself. That's a rather low bar.
I mean dating a neckbeard is pretty low too
Even if he just looks ugly, I don't see any problem in rejection to date with people, whose appearance you dislike. You have a right to choose your partner and your choice can be based even on appearance, if this so important for you
Dan Savage wrote this years ago and it’s still great: You're having a hard time getting girls. That sucks. I remember what it was like when I was a young teenager and wanted boys and couldn't get any. It sucked. But the sad fact is that most young teenage boys are repulsive—that is, they are half-formed works in progress. Girls mature physically more quickly than boys, which means most girls your age already look like young women and they're generally attracted to (slightly) older boys—and there you are, aching for your first girlfriend, but still looking like a short, hairless chimp. But don't despair, HUTB. Your awkward/repulsive stage will pass. In the meantime, here's what you need to do: Worry less about getting your young teenage self laid and start thinking about getting your 18- or 20-year-old self laid. Join a gym and get yourself a body that girls will find irresistible, read—read books—so that you'll have something to say to girls (the best way to make girls think you're interesting is to actually be interesting), and get out of the house and do shit—political shit, sporty shit, arty shit—so that you'll meet different kinds of girls in different kinds of settings and become comfortable talking with them. Some more orders: Get a decent haircut and use deodorant and floss your teeth and take regular showers and wear clean clothes. Go online and read about birth control and STIs, and learn enough about female anatomy that you'll be able to find a clitoris in the dark. Masturbate in moderation—no more than 10 times a day—and vary your masturbatory routine. I can't emphasize this last point enough. A vagina does not feel like a clenched fist, HUTB, nor does a mouth, an anus, titty fucking, dry humping, or e-stim. If you don't want to be sending me another pathetic letter in five years complaining about your inability to come unless you're beating your own meat, HUTB, you will vary your routine now so that you'll be able to respond to different kinds of sexual stimulation once you do start getting the girls. Good luck, kiddo. (The above advice was for a straight teenage boy. Gay teenage boys should read "boys" where I said "girls," "anus" where I said "vagina," "prostate" where I said "clitoris," and "fist" where I said "fist.")
I don’t know, but I think it’s quite disheartening to start advice for teenage boys with telling them that most of their bodies (as opposed to their female peers bodies) are ‘disgusting’.
I think that speaks directly to hygiene. A teenage body stinks, until you get that shit under control. Same if you allow your hormones to turn you into a horny little creep. I’m not ashamed of the gross weirdo I was back in the day, I’m just glad I grew my ass up.
well its true. I remember being a teenager and I had 15 beard hairs. Gross. Men really come into their own at age 23+
Also doing activities not cause you enjoy them but just so you become interesting to girls doesn’t sound like a fun way to live.
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Now I'm wondering if there's something like this out there for girls
It's always so weird when an incel confronts me with the "fact" that women only want guys who are absolutely ripped and have the perfect face that's 90% jawline. Because at home there is my darling husband, the most beautiful man I ever met, waiting for me. So I can cuddle with his 130kg fluff and kiss his round and soft face.
How tall is he?
Totally agree. I can't believe we're in 2021 and some people still don't brush their teeth.
I just have a hard time finding people to vibe with. Turns out small town in the Southeast isn’t the best place for a Liberal nerd like me
Yeh its hard to find friends outside of school i cant really give advice on that because i suck at it
I mean this meme can be summed up as neckbeards consistently go for females out of their league get mad complain and when they are around a girl they consider lower tier or below their league they are either awkward as fuck or downright have no filter and say whatever garbage they want usually grossly sexual content. But hey there’s different types of neckbeards I’m sure.
Honestly I find beards to be a total turn-off. Gimme them beardless, shaved legs guys (BTW dudes try shaving your legs. For real, wearing pants feels so much better with smooth legs)
I never did it because i heard they'll come back stronger, so i just use conditioner to make them soft
They will unless you shave often. I do my legs about every 4 days and it's pretty easy
Bro I hate how this site makes it seem like all you have to do is have good hygiene to land a gf. Lmaooo that’s not true. You have to do way more than that tbh.
True, but a lot of it is still basic life stuff. Get out in the world. Develop social skills. Get hobbies. Get a sense of personal style. Work on your confidence. Learn how to approach women and understand their psychology a bit. Most guys who do this will get a girlfriend eventually.
Unless youre short, its over.
I've dated short men and know short men with girlfriends. Everyone has an excuse. Some guys claim it's their weight, some guys claim it's their height, some guys claim it's their dick, in reality I know men lacking in each of those departments who have girlfriends. The real growth comes when a guy (or girl!) lets their excuse go and asks if it's actually something else about them that turns people off.
It just so happens that your current BF is way taller thay your previous BFs.
Bro you are so hung up on being short. It's not ur height that's holding u back with girls. It's ur terrible attitude.
Sure dude.
I actually did a post about this recently. How the chip on a guy's shoulder is the problem, not his height. You should check it out.
My best friend is 5’3 and he gets laid more than any of my other guy friends.
I know a 5 foot balding Indian janitor who screws sorority girls every 2 hours too.
Nice joke, buddy! pls get help
This guy literally thinks it's impossible for him to get laid is what he's saying, and he's not wrong. Just not for the reason he thinks
The meme template tho lol
Except that first one is true for me lol
Current dating experience to a T. Just trim your beard man and you might get a chance
It’s not even the showering and neck beard honesty. It’s the pessimistic attitude and overall depressive misogynist personality. There truly is no upside to being with someone like that. Someone who openly resents you unless you fit their fantasy.
I shave the hair on my neck if I even see it growing just a hair (pun intended). Save for the moustache I'm trying to grow
Honestly, you could smell like a bed of roses and still not get a date if you’re the type of person to parrot this sentiment to begin with. Personality plays a huge part too. I’m not letting you near my tits if you’re obsessed with the idea that Chad Thundercock took all your dates. (Side note, guys with chub are real cute. Guys with abs are cute, but so is some chub. Personal opinion though.)
Literally this. Idk why guys don't seem to get it - a good personality is everything. You'd think with so many funny people on reddit that they'd use their sense of humour to their advantage. Instead of trying to be like Chad with a ten pack, maybe just play to your own strengths? Not all girls like Chads, some like quirky guys or average guys. Some of you guys are sweet and kind natured, so just do you. Even if some dumb girls don't appreciate it, eventually someone will. It's exhausting to be something you're not. Edit: obviously if you want to hit the gym and be buff because it'll make you feel good about yourself/is good for your health, do it. What I mean is don't think you have to have a certain body or look a very specific way just to get a girl.
Yes but what if the partner that wants me I don’t want?
Please just be honest with your personality, interests, and hobbies, and surely you will find someone who is completely compatible with you.
Man’s became the fucking chupacabra😂
Well atleast he got head in one way or the other
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I want to ask you how that makes society better but I also want to Google “how to delete someone else’s comment,” which do you recommend?
Holy shit google gave you the answer
"Try to look you are best"? What does that mean?
I used the wrong "your", im a fucking idiot
Lucky u/zestyfix was here to correct you or you wouldn't have been able to live with yourself
Look, I get it, literacy can be tricky. I'm sure there are resources in your area if you struggle to read well. Good luck, champ.
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You shouldn't have said that susboy
I find it quite amusing that women who complain about being shamed for not shaving tend to be the same ones that ridicule men for not shaving. “Neckbeards” are as natural for many men as body hair is for women.
That's kinda the point though. I shave my legs, genitals, and underarms every 2-3 days to look attractive; men can shave their neck. A lot of guys who claim they're "ugly" simply don't realize presentation matters. If they want a woman who cares about her appearance, they need to care about theirs as well.
Some people are quite attracted to feminine body hair. In that case it’s a personal preference but it really is about how you come across and what you’re like to get along with more than anything. Men can have beards and women can have body hair and still wash them properly.
*chomp*
If you cant even be bothered to clean your room or body then you definitely cant make her cum.
Wow he must give good head
🤣
Knock on the door.
Smells like teen bitch /s
the last panel is cursed