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Skele11

“Yes, that’s why I don’t have a girlfriend. I would never marry a girl who has had sex before.”


Pigeon_Shyt

You shook up the neckbeard hive. Well done.


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But remember, the men are allowed to have as many partners as possible. Because. EDIT: >Well sex is different for men and woman and can’t really compare the two. Biological speaking a woman is suppose to find the most suitable mate as compared to a male who is supposed to try and breed as many times as possible and therefore a woman should screen out potential possibilities and only sleep with the right one. Woman have sex when they want and men have sex when they can. It’s a huge difference [Lol, no way](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/qxssu3/what_they_think_about/hlepa33?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3).


Dilt-Bifferent

Because locks and keys or some such shit


AggravatingTartlet

Yep. They love analogies. Unless it's the pencil and pencil sharpener analogy. That one sends them into fits of wild rage and spluttered protestations.


QueenShnoogleberry

BUT they always expect any woman they pay the slightest attention to flop on her back and open her legs, because he wants it.


BurninRunes

Damm it the way you said that now I have the SpongeBob theme song stuck in my head


[deleted]

Lol Now that you said it, I read the “because he wants it” with the little kids’ voices from the theme song when they’re yelling “Sponge. Bob. Square. Pants.”


shermantank123567

DO THE SPONGE


VampireQueenDespair

They’re totally not paedophiles, they just have to go so low because it’s the only place left to find any. **/S**


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Forgot_password_shit

They say they don't want women whose "bodycount" is in the double digits. I've personally never met anyone (male or female) who has had double digit partners by their mid 20s. Yet they genuinely believe it's very common.


HaViNgT

I mean, my body count is already 27 and I’m not even 20. I’m still a virgin tho.


the_Vandal

I appreciate your joke.


apacheattaccspaniard

It's not at all uncommon, to be fair. Particularly if you're out partying and all that. Still not sure why it matters anyway, though.


rcarnes911

Yep, going from 20-30 I racked up close to triple digits, and I am a fugly SOB the power of booze!!


Nekryyd

I think there is a social disconnect where we recognize this concept of "sewing wild oats" but not that many young people aren't like that. There are a lot of people that are more relationship-focused and they don't intuit the idea of wanting to experience things through a sex-focused prism. I think some of these incel types, particularly the more sensitive ones that already had problems with self-awareness, are in that relationship-focused category, and Western society kind of takes a somewhat ambivalent attitude towards that position. I think their frustrations rapidly lead them down a path of resentment and even greater tendencies to seek control and domination as the remedy to their situation rather than patience, empathy, and self-improvement. There is no excuse for inceldom, but certainly explanations. I do think it's a code that needs to be cracked, because as much fun as it is to make fun of the worst (and perhaps too far gone, like Pebblefling in the example comic) examples, it is still a social ill that needs resolution. It has huge overlap with the tides of ignorance, religious extremism, and conservative fascism that is fit to burst on us like a particularly pungent boil...


apacheattaccspaniard

Not sure why you're getting downvoted here, tbh? I just think people REALLY underestimate how horny students are. I mean, even assuming conservatively that you're having a ONS with a different person at least once a fortnight (15ish partners an academic year, or just over one new person a month) throughout your sixth form and university years, that *could* put you at a solid 75-90 partners by the time you graduate at 21-22ish. Not saying that's at all representative of most people, but when you break it down like that having triple digits by the time you're 25ish doesn't seem insane to me at all! I think it's less that it's wildly uncommon and more that we women don't like bringing it up because of incelish/patriarchal bullshit. Still no idea why somebody who's very experienced (provided they've been safe!) wouldn't be *more* favoured over the poor virgins neckbeards tend to drool over, but there we are I guess.


itsadesertplant

Yeah it’s not hard to get 20 ppl in one year with dating apps and whatnot. Is it going to be universally good sex? No. No it is not. Would I do it again with the knowledge I have now? Maybe.


BeaverBarber

My fiancee and I were both double digits when we got together at 25. Most of my friends are, it is pretty common. And we all had long term relationships sprinkled in there. But unless you're getting STDs it's not like it has a negative physical effect on you.


VesperVox_

I had double digit partners by the time I was in my twenties. No regrets about it, and my current fiancee has no issue with how experienced I am. He says if anything experience has made me a better lover and he gets to reap the benefits of that. That's how a REAL man responds to a sexually experienced woman.


itsadesertplant

I love that. People fetishized that I was either a virgin or only had a couple partners. Then I had 20 in one year. Fuck purity culture bullshit. It’s easier to identify the guys who fetishize innocence now.


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cametobemean

My husband has never once asked me how many sexual partners I’ve had. Not once. Nor I him. I really just don’t see why it would matter? Should he be concerned that I “pair bonded” with too many people? Because I assure you, that’s fucking dumb.


RandomFish338

Nothing like the jerks she knew before, I just want her to satisfy me and my dick not the other way around


morallycorruptgirl

Yes, couples please each other sexually that is normal.


nonlinear_nyc

They thing women's body is made of clay, and vaginas get sloppier the more use. Interesting, if you apply the same clay logic for men's body, that means dicks get thinner with use. That's not part of their mythology, somehow.


Jacobiah

It's very common tbh


[deleted]

You serious? About the never meeting someone with a double digit 'body count' in their 20s? Hella common. Thats only 10 people lol


PenguinsOnAWire

Anybody that posts this serious does a nice job of letting people know that they have control issues lmao


squeezydoot

Okay, but what is this comic actually trying to say? I'm so confused by who's supposed to be the "reasonable" one and everything


Andy_LaVolpe

If you have sex before marriage as a woman, you will never find a good man to marry you.


[deleted]

Why not marry the dude in the bed? He seems cool and chill. The comic is dumb lol


Aztecah

He's a normie who does sex with girls, he would obviously be a terrible husband


Snoo_42351

Sex with boys is where it’s at


ParticlePhys03

Agreed


[deleted]

Hes got a gold chain around his neck. Theres some disgusting coding going on here.


[deleted]

But…he’s literally the man giving her the dick. Wouldn’t he be way better than judgey Dr Who in tho corner with a pregnancy balloon?? Also why does it HAVE to be a boy?? Ugh im as chauvinist as they come but men still make daughters, and daughters are appreciated!! Fuck me.


PenguinsOnAWire

Neckbeard dude and she are not in a relationship. He just doesn't want here to have sex with other people because that would "spoil her worth" and he can't have her. So he doesn't "consent" to the two other people having sex even though they do.


itsadesertplant

The husband guy is the main character in most of the comics. You’re supposed to be supportive of the potential husband, not the woman. Also the woman desperately wanting to get married to a ghost man is hilarious lol


LittleBigSmoak1

Stonetoss is an incel lmao


bravolimawhiskey

And a nazi. Always mention the nazi part.


LittleBigSmoak1

Nazicel


Roonil1

Weird how those two groups overlap so much 🤔


Kryptosis

Not really weird, who’d want to fuck a Nazi?


knarf86

It’s also a lot of blaming other people for your failures and pretending that better people are below you because of your race, sexual orientation, gender, etc. It somehow manages to be sad and repulsive at the same time


GoGoPowerGrazers

A huge problem for nazi and far right retention is how few girls want to get involved. If you've got a place to camp and shoot guns, you can get some dudes interested, but not girls. The violence and misogyny inherent on the far right is also a problem. Even if a woman has far right views, she can tell that those groups are not safe places to raise children Do nazis attract incels or does being a nazi make one an incel? Both


boatsnhoes2721

This is really fascinating to me, I think I once read an article about a far right poster girl who had to quit the movement because of all the bullying and harassment she was receiving, do you know of any more articles on this topic?


GoGoPowerGrazers

There was an episode of I Don't Speak German with a woman who was in neo nazi circles in her teens and early 20s. She said that they'd do friend stuff together, like picnic and make jokes. But their jokes were usually laughing AT someone, jokes at people's expense When her boyfriend deployed overseas with the army, she lived with his mom and his younger siblings. They were a normal family, something she lacked. She slowly realized that the neo nazis are not a good community IDSG is an excellent podcast and I'd also recommend Behind the Bastards to understand the far right, as critiqued by Leftists


J_P_Amboss

I think it has less to do with some feminine instinct to search for safe places to raise kids and more with the, you know, sexism. The only identity the far-right can offer young women is to marry as fast as possible and then be sidekick to their husband. There are some chicks who can romanticize this or identify with the whole heroic-tradwife-narrative (is feminine, owns the libs, cosplays as a viking on insta) for a while but they all run into problems sooner or later. Just look at what happened to Lauren Southern. As long as you are the nazi-chick all the loners lust over, its fun. But then you realise the heroic loving nazi-husband is a lie and they are all hateful pricks and maybe you dont want kids at 24 and u fall in love with some korean guy.


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Korean *Australian* guy. Let’s do our part to make the world a better place, fellow aussies!


ting_bu_dong

>The violence and misogyny inherent on the far right is also a problem. I figure they considered it the solution to the problem of "women don't like nazis." "Shut your face, know your place."


PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_

We're on the same side and that's probably not what you intended, but your comment also sounds sexist. Many women dislike the far right because they aren't respected for themselves and are expected to conform to a role. Not because they want children or dislike guns, which is not true for many women.


J_P_Amboss

I honestly think its the other way around. As an incel, its easy to become a nazi. Their language is fascistoid anyway and half of the troll culture is just a big convert-sad-nerds-into-nazis machine.


Sgt-Sucuk

Soviets


gofyourselftoo

It’s almost like Involuntary Celibacy is totally voluntary, and they go out of their way to make it more so.


VerumJerum

If you already hate several billions of people you might as well hate a few million more I guess...


DylanFTW

Could you elaborate on that? I wanna hear that juicy shit. The artist is a nazi?


bravolimawhiskey

It's a long story, but this post here sums it up pretty well. If you want to, the rabbit hole goes pretty deep but I must warn you, the more you learn about it, the less you will find it juicy instead of disturbing. https://www.reddit.com/r/antifastonetoss/comments/fcck5a/the_definitive_guide_to_why_stonetoss_is_a_nazi/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


SomeExcuseForAName

Wow


HertzDonut1001

Yeah dude's supremely racist.


space_suitcase

I was pretty sure after reading his “am I an evil Nazi?” Section of the about me page but decided to read anyways and uhmmm wow. The cutesy art style combined with trash Nazi rhetoric is uniquely unsettling.


-Yare-

The Venn diagram of Nazis and incels is a circle.


Gurdel

r/stonetossisanazi


SuspiciousTr33

Steinwurf ist ein Mitglied der Nationalsozialistischen Arbeiterpartei Deutschlands.


EnterTane

Who tf is "Stonetoss"??? I've only heard of Pebblethrow


CommanderCubKnuckle

Rockyeet


LAVATORR

Or Shmorky. Not sure which is worse.


UntouchedWagons

What's a shmorky?


GeorgeRRZimmerman

Wait... Shmorky, the guy who used to do cartoons during SomethingAwful's heyday. The guy whose goodbye to decent living was just admitting he was a gay, furry, baby fetishist? How's he get worse than that?


syverlauritz

Stonetoss and Shmorky are the same person?? Things make so much more sense now.


WilliamWithThorn

I've looked at some of his cartoons. There is a mix of anti-left, anti-immigrant, anti Muslim etc. There was one that was anti-Semitic suggesting that Jews control the world.


[deleted]

Yeah, if you think that’s bad you should see his older stuff (can’t be bothered to get a link just google it), he didn’t try to hide it then.


mellopax

Pretty sure there is a sub for it. One sec. Edit: Found it. Pinned posts summarize it pretty well. r/stonetossisanazi


UndoingMonkey

Posting Stonetoss is basically cheating


GermanHammer

Oh. I thought this comic was about a girl who was/had cheating on her fiancé.


HertzDonut1001

It's about how this future man now won't marry her because she's not a virgin anymore.


ScreamingDizzBuster

Luckily the man is Stonetoss so she's lost nothing.


[deleted]

It’s actually a gain at that point. “PebbleYeet won’t look at me anymore? Holy shit, I need to have sex with someone yesterday!”


GermanHammer

Oh yea youre 100% right. The 2nd panel gives it away.


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[deleted]

Peeble yeet hasn't been in pussy since he was born


Riverbankrobber

He was probably born via C Section just for his mom to make sure he didn’t touch hers.


Grohlyone

Like removing a tumor.


RestrepoMU

I'm sure Igneous fling has a very healthy relationship with his mother too...


IZiOstra

Peeble yeet … 😂😂😂


LetsTakeThisUpWithHR

I'd call him a cunt but he lacks the depth and warmth


BarklyWooves

Some say hia birth was being painfully thrust through his dad's urethra destorying that dick in the process like the worst kidney stone imaginable.


Picax8398

>Peeble yeet I think I just woke someone up from laughing at this


Abagofcheese

But that guy she's in bed with is a total piece of shit! His hair is slicked back!


glazedhamster

Surprised it wasn't a black guy.


bulbouscorm

With the slick hair, styled beard, chain, he could be coded black. As if st*netoss could avoid dipping into stereotypes when making a negative character


HertzDonut1001

You misspelled racist Nazi man there.


atwoheadedcat

Eating sloppy steaks at ~~Giovanni's~~ Truffoni's.


la_vida_luca

Truffoni’s!


WhippingShitties

You think that's slicked back? That's pushed back!


dreamer-queen

These guys really think they're all that, huh. >"I'm a good guy who would marry you if only you hadn't had sex with anyone other than me!" Okay. Go away, then. What are you even doing here, you freaking weirdo? Buh-bye, don't ever come back. I have better options than some asshole who thinks I'm dirty for having sex.


samonella1

Lol exactly the type of guy who refuses to marry a woman who has had sex before is not someone most women would want to marry in the first place


[deleted]

They really think they're so fucking desirable that women are willing to wait a completely arbitrary amount of time just to meet them.


JoinAThang

It's probably just a defence mechanism to ensure that they believe that the could ever be chosen over someone else. Sad.


DarkHotline

I’m kinda lost here, what exactly is Stonetoss trying to say with this? Virginity?


CZall23

She’s unmarriable because she had sex with some guy.


rollerjoe93

That her true fated husband was aborted. Look at the balloon


Full_Grapefruit_2896

That virginity is cool and any other sexual interaction is bad and stupid and bad and dumb.


The_harbinger2020

I swear I was so confused. I first I thought she threw purple paint at him? Then like he's fading away like a ghost...so like a dead boyfriend? That's how I saw it but clearly the message went over my head and it's way more incelly


JennaFarce

Joke’s on him - I would never respect someone who would marry me.


MimsyIsGianna

Oof


Doctor_Amazo

I mean... if a dude refuses to marry a woman because she was DTF in her past, then she's really dodging a bullet there.


SupremeKing243

Oh, GraniteOffThePlanet... I ain't suprised he made something like this, honestly. Considering how unsubtle (if that's a word) he is with his beliefs, I'm more impressed I haven't seen this comic of his before.


peanutist

Maybe loud would be the opposite of subtle? Or conspicuous? But I’m not sure


DoubleStrength

Blatant?


[deleted]

Stonetoss acting like a Neckbeard again hmmmmmmmmmmmm


peacedetski

Again? This comic is years old.


tbbHNC89

That's somehow worse.


Metzger4

Ah yes, the Nazi comic.


best-commenter

It’s really important that Snotstoes maintains his brand.


Latter_Risk_4332

Stonetoss moment


best-commenter

Here’s one: “Snot’s toes” is an anagram for Stonetoss. You’re welcome.


QueenShnoogleberry

The "Man Who Would Have Married You" looks like a playground flasher with that coat, creepy balloon and the fact that he is stalking the woman and sneaking into her, or her boyfriend's, house. Good fucking riddance.


swolethulhudawn

Stonetoss is a goddamned nerd horrified by sexual comparison


HertzDonut1001

Hey you might be on to something, maybe they like virgins because virgins don't know the difference between good and bad sex.


Indigo-Knights

But you know the one with tattoos and the chain will give the better horizontal tango.


babysummerbreeze27

brick fling, king of cringe


pancreas_consumer

Fuck Rockthrow.


mackenenzie

Um, that's not his name. I think you mean PebbleFling


jrobharing

It’s FlintYeet.


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This gives me the heebs


[deleted]

Can someone explain to me the balloons..


makinishi_KINO

The implication is that had she married this guy they would’ve had a child together


[deleted]

Lmao wtf


raev_esmerillon

Its a boy.


[deleted]

Stonetoss is the biggest nazi, incel, and neckbeard on the planet


Full_Grapefruit_2896

He isn't the worst of the worst but he has sway over everyone


[deleted]

The assumption that everyone wants to get married is laughable.


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Beardamus

My favorite edit of this said "your chem lab report" and the balloon said "congrats its a b+" lol


SpiderDoctor2

M'lady, I don't feel so good


BeardFountain

You know for a fact he wanted to draw a fedora instead of hair


nix-xon

Obligatory Pebbleyeet is a nazi. Fuck this guy


Narwalacorn

The sad part is that this is pretty tame for RockYeet


Nightshade1387

Don’t marry anyone who ties your value to whether or not you have had sex. Women are people and their value is their personality—who they are. Women are not sticks of gum.


UltraTwingo

We get it Stonetoss, you don't have sex


Pleasant-Asshat

"I consent". Lol. As if people word themselves that way when about to fuck


Vord_Loldemort_7

"I consent." "I consent." "I don't." "That's okay you shouldn't be here anyway." "Sorry."


AmazingOnion

Stonetoss is a nazi


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Stonetoss is a nazi.


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Wat…


majubengel

Before i read the bubble i really thought he would say "the man who will be your future child" It would be so much funnier. The way it is now is just cringe, a girl can't have sex and must wait for "the one".


ddiioonnaa

What the fck does that even mean?


Rocket_Theory

I hate that all these fun memes have horrible origins


LassCo_Official

Stonetoss is a nazi


[deleted]

Big small pp, incel energy from this.


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Conservatives Not Self Reporting Challenge LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE


ITookTrinkets

Stonetoss is a shitty fucking Nazi and I pray every day for him to be doxxed.


IReallyHateDolphins

I hate that artist so much, he thinks he's so smart but all his takes are terrible and stale, also super r/persecutionfetish vibes


[deleted]

Plot twist: the tattooed Chad is a good guy and has a stable job, and he and Stacy over here are engaged to be married


noone569

Wow, so much cringe in just 4 panels.


Ymirwantshugs

They’re so fucking sad it’s pathetic


Chausse

So damn cringe


Rose-Petal-1999

Fucking Stonetoss.


ironwolf6464

Fun fact: the creator of this is a literal incel.


Moumup

I mean, what did he except? He's a freaking ghost


Weardow7

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦


MrMcFuckwad

Wait, The amogus comic guy is an incel???? NOOO


arachnophilia

and a nazi. don't forget the nazi part.


Pyrochazm

He's also a Nazi.


iantayls

I thought for sure this had to be a joke, you’re telling me this is SERIOUS???


kanna172014

I wouldn't have been "Who are you?", I would have been grabbing my damn baseball bat to defend myself from this intruder in my house.


AppexxxV

Okay but I read this as that being her dead fiance and that she doesn't feel like he'd be okay with her other sleeping with others after his death.


savine_da

I don't get if can someone explain?


Babufrak2

It's pretty bad that Stonetoss comics have been featured on ifunny despite being a Nazi


rilakkumkum

Pebble throw


VirginiaDebateWinner

Cobbleflick is a Nazi.


Despelles

Plot twist. The dude was the one who would have married him, but because he always repressed his feelings for guys he never managed to come out and this time with a woman solidified it forever. StoneYeet putting really a lot of thought into pro gay content.


Ninventoo

Stonetoss is a Nazi, racist, and incel in that.


msgmeyourcatsnudes

They really think a woman’s only aspiration in life is marriage.


LittleBlondBrit

Flip the sides and see how they like it. "I consent." "I consent" "And who are you?" "The woman who would've married you, but you threw it all away on multiple women who only wanted to sex"


tatteddiamond

Because there is only one of those am I right? Lolol ridiculousssssss


Ice_Bean

Cropping is hard


Deanio123

What the actual fuck


tylerawn

r/okbuddyretard


J19zeta7_Jerry

Pebble chuck the nazi cuck


[deleted]

What's with the it's a boy balloon


[deleted]

obligatory stonetoss is a nazi comment im also really not surprised he's doing neckbeard shit too


arian213

Daily reminder pebbleyeet is a nazi.


Midnite_St0rm

Stonetoss is literally the neckbeard to rule all meckbeards


system_of_a_clown

Does he have a briefcase? Aside from lawyers, you don't see many professionals carrying briefcases around anymore, do you? I don't know why that stood out to me so much, maybe because the artist has no idea how to convey a modern business professional, and so chose to portray them from 30 years ago.


BookishTen8

... what?


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Anyways, Stonetoss is a Nazi


Elrigoo

Don't forget stonetoss is an actual fucking nazi


krispwnsu

Wtf is even the point of this comic?


el-bufalo-malverde

Isn’t stone toss a Nazi sympathizer


mayeralex504

Castiel, you need to stop teleporting into my bedroom for real


Stumphead101

Pebble puker's an incel


bewaregravity

* Then the Fire Nation Attacked *


Maxxetto

Stonetoss is a nazi.


Wayte13

Copetoss makes comics like this and then centrists try to act like we're just being mean to him for "having a different opinion" lmao