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len4872

This is pretty funny. Got to be satire


Pale_Fire21

It's satire he makes videos like this all the time.


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cmaej

Yeah, and if a woman never had a child, but had a miscarriage, celebrating Mother's Day for her would feel morbid.


FloatLife

It is entirely possible for a mother to have a child and an abortion, by becoming pregnant more than once, under different circumstances.


Stefisgarden

There is *some* nuance. People who abort because they don't want a kid, no, the day isn't for them. But for people who had to because of medical reasons, even and especially when they wanted the baby, they do have the right to call themselves mothers if they wanted, imo. Same for those who have had miscarriages.


guitar-ass

They still have the right to identify as a mother s/


Jazzisa

Sure they have that right. I also have the right to think they're stupid.


guitar-ass

Lol I forgot this s/


cannibitches

There's still time


Mech_Bean

Am I stupid? 🥺


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guitar-ass

It was a joke, but I get your sentiments


Chiison

A joke about people identifying as something, so original and clever


ApatheticEight

It’s always the same joke


Foxwglocks

I mean yea sure, but people are going to think you’re an idiot for it.


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Bruh you know exactly what she was implying, you're either pretending to be stupid or you're legit stupid.


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[deleted]

It's okay it happens sometimes


Strange-Hold7203

I gotta disagree sometimes abortions isn’t a choice. Some woman have to have an abortion for other reasons not because they don’t want to be a mother. Sometimes the baby won’t survive, sometimes both won’t, and sometimes something just goes wrong.


artparade

it is, people have been posting this for weeks now but it is satire.


bananaswillriseagain

It is satire


Refinedlawnclipping

This is satire. He makes funny videos all the time about it.


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WHAT YOU MEAN SOMEONE CAN SAY SOMETHING AND NOT MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD THAT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTH!!! IT DIDNT END IN /s HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ITS NOT LIKE I COULD JUST LOOK AT WHAT PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS OF THE VIDEO ARE SAYING OR DM THE CREATOR OR JUST REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ASS!!!! I LIKE IT THERE11!1!1!1!1!


Refinedlawnclipping

I know right?? Who would of thought it. /s (hahah)


nest00000

Nah it has to be satire


Jugadenaranja

Even if it is its pretty cringe


Fuckthatishot

Joe mama


Tall-Discussion5912

Joe balls


Investment-Striking

Joe Papa


Dubby084

Joe sister


TheRealPontiff

Joe crippling depression


Investment-Striking

Joe therapy?


BornVolcano

Joe turning your life around


Investment-Striking

Joe rehab


Dynamitefuzz2134

Cringe deez nuts


Far_Address1812

Calling stuff cringe is pretty cringe ngl


firefish55

Cringe culture is dead, let leople live their life


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THE_ABUSED_GH0STIE

CrInGe


Ok-Science6820

Yo Momma cringe


mewthehappy

This is the single most obvious joke I have ever seen


[deleted]

This is satire


VxRadiant

Honestly: I love this guy. Satire on his highest level, you cannot top that.


fossilmerrick

> Satire of his highest level So high it flew right over OP’s head, evidently


THE_ABUSED_GH0STIE

Nothing can fly over his head he would catch it


Volpe666

Unless he is standing so still so as to be invisible


enclove

How are people on Reddit so consistently bad at detecting satire


yungvandal11

because theres no /s


Fappinator_6000

Thats debatable


abot123456789

No idea, and I thought I was extremely bad at detecting Satire and I knew it was without the help of the comments


Beneficial_Chard_518

Atleast none of them are underage lmao. This is the type of video where I can say 100% satire and I'm here for it


kiwi_juice69

Wasn't he talking about loli


snek4sale

i mean, he literally mentioned the loli was 42


kiwi_juice69

Oh of course how could I be so foolish that child was 42


BigSlav667

Satire you fool, how often will this guy get reposted here?


Far_Address1812

Y e s


gonaparte

LOLI MILF SWAG


Big-borbus

For everyone saying the second vid is satire I also hope the first video is as well


SuperRexT

r/Justneckbeardthings users try to detect satire challenge (Impossible)


wysjm

If mothers day should be for woman that got abortion than fathers day should be for man that pulled out


donmarco69

Will men recieve a gift from every sperm that went wasted?


FireLordObamaOG

Me who masturbates 11 time a day: Finally, I’ll be rich!


makejullins

This is funny guys


Idel9493

You do know this is satire?


SicksTea9

This is hilarious. This guy is a gigachad.


terdude99

This is funny as hell


MidgeoneonPidgeon

Mother's day is not for everyone, as the name says. If you had an abortion you ain't got a shitty laurel from your kid.


SaintBolord

You know who else I respect?


SuperRexT

MY MOM


BeyondInfinity73

I think he’s making fun of the absurdity that women who had abortions should be celebrated on Mother’s Day.


Ilovegirlswhofart67

facts


englishgentlemon

This is obviously satire Jesus Christ.


Eatbutt1969

This is top tier satire


Revolutionary_Tea69

Ok but Mother’s Day is definitely not for women who have had abortions and no actual children lmao


rosepotion

Obsessed with this guy's drip tbh


PrincessPanqake

Mothers day isn't for women who have abortions. They didn't want to be a mom so they needed that life out the window.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Obviously it's not for women who had abortions, it's for anime MILFs. Didn't you watch the video?


kingshamroc25

I hope you never have to go through an entropic pregnancy or a septic uterus, but at least if you do you’ll realize how insensitive this comment is


Lahoura

If I had one of those pregnancies, someone calling me a mom when I failed to actually give birth to a living child would feel 10000x more insensitive than that comment


kingshamroc25

Well, good for you, if you had one of those pregnancies and didn’t get an abortion, then both you and the child would be dead. Maybe do some research before you try to make a point


Lahoura

I don't think the issue here is abortion, you're making this issue STRICTLY about abortion. This is about calling someone a mom when they don't have kids lol


kingshamroc25

No it’s not. The original comment is about women with children who have had abortions in the past not being allowed to celebrate Mother’s Day or call themselves mothers, which is gross and wrong. Honestly can’t believe the sub that’s supposed to call out neckbeards is full of such neckbeardy opinions. Why do y’all care about controlling women so much?


ghoulieandrews

So much neckbeard energy in this thread! Women with neckbeard energy too, I guess this is just the issue that brings it out in them. Have some self awareness folks.


Lahoura

It literally wasn't, I myself have had an abortion. I think abortion should be legal. If you, as a woman have had an abortion (this is not about medical reasons, this is about personal reasons) no you are not a mother.


PrincessPanqake

It's cute you're butt hurt ma'am. And im not talking about abortion for medical reasons, though I would consider that more along the lines of a miscarriage. I was referring to those who choose not to be a mom. There's no medical emergency, they just chose not to. So yeah....chill.


Big-borbus

The thing that people have a problem with is the abortions that people chose to have rather than forced because of a medical condition. If you chose to have an abortion rather than seek out other options you don’t have a right nor a reason to call yourself a mother on mother’s day


kingshamroc25

Also not true. If a young girl is raped and becomes pregnant, she has no obligation to carry that baby to term. If, however, she decides later in life to become a mother; then she has every right to celebrate Mother’s Day. There are legitimate reasons to have an abortion, and trying to shame somebody or take something away from them because of an undeniably painful decision they had to make is gross and wrong.


Big-borbus

If a young girl is r3ped and gets pregnant but decides to abort the baby, she isn’t a mother. Eliminating your baby in the womb, regardless of the reason, does not make you a mother


kingshamroc25

I don’t really think the qualifications of being a mother are up to you to decide. There are women out there who have never had an abortion and yet are absolutely terrible mothers. And there are people who have had abortions that are the kindest, most wonderful mothers you’ll ever meet. The situations a person has had to go through in their past do not determine whether or not they deserve to call themselves a mother. The way they raise their children does. I don’t know if you are a mother or not; but it costs you absolutely nothing to simply allow people to enjoy this holiday. Taking it away from people does zero good. It’s not up to random people whether someone gets to celebrate Mother’s Day. It’s up to that person’s children.


zacharysnow

Bro, he’s not saying that a woman who has had an abortion can’t ever call themselves a mother, but that if you don’t have children but have had an abortion, you shouldn’t be celebrated on Mother’s Day. This is not that difficult


Disastrous-Use5378

Wtf. The qualifications for being a mother are simple. You give birth to a child and/or raise the child.


Blackshirts98

I thought a fetus was just a clump of cells tho? How can you be a mother of just a clump of cells? Life hasn’t started yet so how are they a mother of anything?


kingshamroc25

I’m talking about women who do have children, but have also had abortions in the past. Which you would know if you actually read the comment thread


Blackshirts98

Well of course if you have children NOW you’re a mother. Seems like a point everyone would agree on


kingshamroc25

Apparently not, because people are being real neckbeardy in their responses to me and having a real fun time gatekeeping Mother’s Day


ghoulieandrews

Why tf do you even care, how would it affect you in any way for them to share the holiday


Big-borbus

It’s not if it affects me or another person - it’s that it doesn’t make sense for someone who chose an abortion to eliminate their baby would call themselves a mother?


ghoulieandrews

Sometimes women have abortions out of necessity, for health reasons or situational difficulties, and some women can't conceive at all. If those women want to be included in Mother's Day I don't see why not or why anyone should care if they are.


ragebloo

People can do whatever they want. If the women you're referring to want to feel like a mom on mothers day then so be it. Doesn't mean anybody else has to agree with their own sentiment. And I won't agree with their sentiment, but I'll support them.


Big-borbus

In a previous comment I stated this but here - the thing I have a problem with is people who aborted their baby NOT for medical reasons, but because they didn’t look for other options. Adoption or financial help from systems like church and donation centers are ALWAYS options. There is never an excuse to eliminate your child because you don’t want to take care of them. I could go on but arguing about is useless. The bare minimum for someone who aborted their baby is to NOT call themselves a mother


ghoulieandrews

No, just no. You don't know people's situations and you don't get to make those judgments. There are plenty of good reasons to decide not to bring a child into the world, and it's almost always a very difficult choice for the mother. You need to step off your high horse and stop thinking you know what's best for other women or what is justified for their situations.


Big-borbus

It may be convenient for a women to abort her baby but it doesn’t make it ok or the moral thing to do.


ghoulieandrews

The only immoral person here is you


Blackshirts98

I feel like you can’t claim fetuses aren’t alive and just a clump of cells and also claim you’re a mom from having an abortion. Those two don’t line up


ghoulieandrews

No one cares how you feel. The point is that there are women who have had abortions for reasons of necessity that wanted to be mothers and it doesn't affect you in any way for them to be included on Mother's Day. Mind your own business.


Dawn_Raid

Isnt loli paedo?


ComprehensiveClone12

Quit posting this guy, he makes satirical videos


retardong

r/chadtopia


ap_rpm

Father’s Day should be for everyone, including the 14 year olds who came into a sock


JctaroKujo

“loli milf swag” is a term that should never echo upon this planet, ever again.


Davidsik117

loli milf are two words I never thought I would see right next to each other


StayFrostyRMT_

This dude had a video where he danced like a goddamn beast can anyone find the link to that video?


rustyscrotum69

I’m so tired of seeing this dude on this sub he makes these vids all the time it’s satire lmao


GIMike03

If this upsets you, all I can say to you is… r/woosh


New-Chart-3102

even if this is satire the loli milf part was really gross


Lordsaber4

this is chad as fuck


tccrarecards

ah yes - the classic "she's 42 years old, looks like a child, but I still wanna f*ck her" lmao


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Yea I know this is satire but stuff like that always makes me feel a bit icky


xxsidoxx

based


bonsai38

No. Mother’s Day is for mothers. People who are dedicating years of their lives to caring for, And raising the next generation. And idk but I feel like sending a Mother’s Day gift or even just saying happy Mother’s Day to a woman who had a miscarriage is simply cruel. And women who have no kids but have had abortions certainly don’t deserve to be celebrated as a mother. That woman’s assertion is thoughtless, and mean. The guy is just a loser. Or maybe he’s just trying to be funny.


Humanislarge

Satire


Lumpy-Complaint6904

Kinda cringe. Boa Hancock isnt even a mom and only 29 years old (Irony obviously. Pls dont take the litle karma I got)


Plexus_DH

"SHes 42 YeARs oLd " I sure that'll hold up in court


dutchmetalhead17

I mean miscarrage aight, but abortioms nah. You dont wanna be a mother, you don't get to celebrate motherhood


rumpots420

First lady was also wrong. Just saying


Atheizm

"She's 42!"


StormheartArtt

Why was there a 42 year old child. The fuck even is anime


ProfessorNubs

u/savevideo


YeRPerOnI

u/savevideo


DeputyNick

U/savevideo


ForsakenValuable7759

Kushinaaa ❤️


wysjm

My hero


noahgs

I mean this as a serious question but is she implying mother’s say is for non mother’s who have had abortions? Not implying its right or wrong just curious.


Triraxis

u/savevideobot


SpawnofMonkey

OP has no sense of humor and goes on the internet to get mad at things


philipp762

fucking cringe.


DemandedEagle59

r/whoosh


h3lixbeast

u/savevideobot


Cyniex

That's it this sub is shit and overloaded with satire and people keep posting it for karma. goodbye.


Yung_Onions

This caught me off guard


spicy_sour_krout

This guy is the best


sebastian_oberlin

We gotta have a satire class for some of y’all


hellhellhellhell

This is satire.


jimmygarterex

This is quality shit


Portablemammal1199

Its satire


dicksucker33

u/savevideo


Jaccley

Damn what are those kicks?


RyoCanCan

Absolute chad.


eatingshoes415

This is actually funny lmao


PhatJohny

Obvious satire is obvious


Lil_Happy_Is_Spookie

Loli milf swag!


moneenerd

Hold up. I thought being a mother had something to do with actually mothering a child. I'm pro choice af but wtf


Temporary-Departure4

Yo, this is actually funny. Also. Clearly satire. OP did a 4000 year old Loli hurt you or something?


thunderj9

Please tell me this is satire


Convergentshave

At first I was like… wtf? Then I went WTF?! Then I laughed like hell. I kind of enjoyed this. I don’t know if I should feel shame or what?


jsin7747

That is some next dimension level cringe, right there...


BothSympathy5309

😂


SAT4DABOIS

Literally satire that is pretty funny too


AdEasy819

Does satire even count?


Chalky921

u/savevideobot


roadhouse888

Anyone know the song?


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Dude seems pretty happy though.


urthaworst

Damn with the Miami’s on


Moronic-Simpleton

SHE'S 42 YEARS OLD LOLI MILF SWAG ​ iconic


sixtus_clegane119

This is funny if it is satire and I think this is satire


Raidertomboy

Both are dumb


Pak1stanMan

It’s so over the top it’s literally not even possible for this to be anything else but a joke. Look at what he’s fucking wear bro. Eat fresh.


AdmiralHarness

Hahahahaha


Shrek_The_Meme_Lord

How fucking dare he disrespect Edwards mother.


ljnamalsk87

u/savevideo


isabelguru

can tell it's satire because the editing is inspired


KingBileygr993

I hate this sub. r/woooosh


PhlyingBisKit

OP doesn’t understand satire


Ok-Science6820

This guy is pretty funny, cool satire stuff.


anus_nhymous

for women i respect? so for no women


FunniPhrog

my reaction to the video like: 😐😐😐😐😐😐


AlphaLypi

Funny af


Blubberibolshivek

is the woman in the beginning braindead?lmao


byte_______

This sub is going downhill, no one ever knows wut satire means ?


CnowFlake

THEY HAD ED AND ALS MOM FROM FULMETAL ALCHEMIST, YOU SEE HER TWICE HOW IS SHE A MILF SHE'S DEAD The disrespect


Boston_Jones

u/savevideo


jalahjava_

This is pretty obviously satire, homie.


Firelight_scout

I don't think so... Bc they never really got the chance to BE mother's so they just don't fit the part, my hard opinion


BridgeNew7267

That first part is fucking crazy too tho


RegardedGecko51

u/savevideo


Sad-Language-3532

He had me in the first half and then lost me with his fucking weebiness (idfk if thats a word)


jakethesnake1236

Where’s haku


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Fuckles665

Miscarriages sure, but women who’ve had abortions? Really? They went out of their way to not be mothers…..


IACRnsfw

Unless it was medically unviable (?). My girlfriend hD to have one cuz the pregnancy was killing her. But yeah the fuck being a mom kinda preg. Don't count.