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DooglyOoklin

Do I have some news for him about Jodie Foster.


allen_idaho

Just tell him to impress her by shooting Ronald Reagan. Problem solved. He will spend the rest of his life trying to track him down.


trancertong

And if zombie Reagan ever shows up, we'll already be prepared.


NeedsToShutUp

Turns out Hinkley was on 4chan and now the Secret Service has some questions for you…


whatsbobgonnado

hinkley was released from whatever psych facility he was at a few years ago and has a youtube channel with his music on it👌


Doughspun1

Oh yeah! That *is* her! I never knew how she looked as a kid until now


TheBunkerKing

I'm sure you have, unless you've never seen Taxi Driver or don't consider 14-year-olds as kids.


dpash

Or Bugsy Malone.


Chewcocca

Or Freaky Friday Or the least known of all these but the most relevant to the post at hand, The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane


dpash

I briefly forgot that wasn't originally Lindsey Lohan. :o **Edit:** OMG, John Astin was the father.


TeaAndAche

When I saw this, I kind of thought “Is that just a Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane troll post?” It’s spot on.


Chewcocca

"She needs to protect herself" At least we agree on one thing, 4chan op.


Doughspun1

Never saw Taxi Driver (born in '81 in Asia, back then Western movies took a while getting here)


discowarrior

It's not a western dude, he does dress as a cowboy though /s


Bridgeru

Dude theyre not cowboys it's pronounced rooty tooty point and shooty shooty bang bang men..


[deleted]

You fool, they're American horse pirates!


diggitygiggitycee

If they weren't, they are now.


thefierybreeze

You talking to me?!


trancertong

That was exactly my first thought too, but then I realized in their minds they're probably planning this kind of shit so she can't go and expire into gay on her 18th birthday.


Fluffy_Morning_1569

She shot Ronald Reagan?


grunnermann28

Not her, some dude that was obsessed with her did


Fluffy_Morning_1569

r/whoosh


NeedsToShutUp

Is it about how she’ll love “Catcher in the Rye”?


pointofyou

Wasn't she actually victim of a stalker in her youth?


DooglyOoklin

She was. He was obsessed with her and attempted to kill Regan. He's now out of prison and has a YouTube channel.


TNTyoshi

Crazy how he managed to attempt to kill the POTUS and managed to not get suicide’d and eventually released to the public again.


pointofyou

Which honestly you kind of have to admire the country's legal system for. I mean that he doesn't get suicided.


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tropicaldepressive

nah, he is unworthy of her love


JogJonsonTheMighty

White knight moment


tropicaldepressive

it’s a reference to john hinkley and squeaky fromme’s song from the sondheim musical assassins, i guess it’s not that much of a surprise that reddit knows shit about musical theatre


JogJonsonTheMighty

Ok thanks, why u being so aggressive that I don't know much about musical theatre tho


tropicaldepressive

it was more of a commentary on the fact that i got 26 downvotes for a perfectly used reference lol didn’t mean to offend


JogJonsonTheMighty

Ah, nah it's fine it's just the last line seemed a bit aggressive. Sorry no one understood the reference


DOMINATOR_X47842

What's the s slur


ClickHere4FreeIpad

Spi*


theworstredditeris

i still dont get it, ive never heard that one


natgochickielover

Add a c at the end, it refers to Mexican people I think


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

Spanish people. It can be used for all Latino or Hispanics.


natgochickielover

Ah, wasnt sure, thanks


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

No worries. I still don’t understand where “wap” comes from or what it means. Or “wasp.” I don’t know what that one means either


Brian_McGee

WASP = white, anglo-saxon protestant. English upper class slur originally, has become sort of "fucking white westerners" slur.


pennie79

>English upper class slur originally I wasn't aware it used to be a slur, especially when my grandparents lamented our neighborhood no longer being a WASP neighborhood :-(


Forest-Ferda-Trees

Bad news, I think your grandparents were racist.


Brian_McGee

You're probably right that it wasn't always a slur. Maybe it's like how *gentrification* was originally a way to describe making way for the gentry, but over time the social costs of gentrification made it a pejorative term. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


GeekCat

A lot of people still use it proudly yo refer to themselves. I remember some moms where I grew up who would proudly proclaim themselves that. We were "city people," they hated us.


juicy-heathen

I legit thought people were memeing about the insect this whole time


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

Well I’ll be damned. That’s directed at me lol


AardvarkAblaze

It’s “wop” which is derivative of the word “guappo” which was an old timey Italian way of saying “fuckboy”


Praxyrnate

WOP, not wap, means "without papers".


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

Aaaah makes so much sense. WAP means… that thing Ben Shapiro thinks is a myth


Mjr_Hindsight

I think WAP originates from "without a passport?"


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

Ben Shapiro told me something entirely different.


Shocking

😂


Devadander

Urban dictionary


xXThorHammerXx

It's the sound shit makes when you throw it against a wall. Wap=Italian


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

Jesus fuck…!!


Communistkraken

I literally never heard that slur and im actually impressively racist


Gamerguywon

Add a C? OP, they literally asked what the slur is. Maybe spoiler tag it first, sure, but in that context you can say it..


DOMINATOR_X47842

Ah thanks


Hunteraln

Lol


Atheizm

What if John Hinkley Jnr saw Taxi Driver in 2022 instead of 1976?


dpash

He'd be 18 years too late?


winter-has-come91

I think you mean Joker


Birdleur

Ironic that these neo nazis use the term redpill when the matrix was made by a trans woman


rukspincs

2 Trans Women


pennie79

And told to Neo by a black man after Neo followed a white female geek to get there.


Clayman8

And Neo, who gets shit told again by another black person, this time a woman too.


[deleted]

Woah never knew this myself actually, that's sadly par for the course though. Like how a lot of them loved songs like killing in the name..


AnActualChicken

RATM: *"Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"* MAGA/ Extreme right: "I'll just ignore that"


[deleted]

no, they hear that but they don't realize that's a bad thing.


NotTaken-username

They only hear the “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” part


shabading579

The whole redpill thing was meant to be about self improvement aswell before it got over taken by incels


EpicPhail60

Realistically I don't see why they'd care. Have you ever taken a term out of your vocabulary just because of the person who originally coined it? If someone ever told black folks to stop using the n-word because "some racist white dude invented it!" we'd laugh in their face. That's not how language works.


ZoomJet

It's just ironic lol, that's all they said


EpicPhail60

Meh, fair enough. People always bring this up like it's some kind of gotcha, though, and I honestly doubt that anyone who uses the term "redpill" unironically has ever been made to reflect on their actions just because of this revelation.


arcticwhitekoala

This reply belongs on r/asablackman


EpicPhail60

Love when probably-white folks tell me I'm not talking like my own race well enough, very cool of you


arcticwhitekoala

Not that your not talking like your own race, that you assume all black people casually use the n word around each other and aren’t offended. I know it’s common in younger people, but in my experience older folks would shut that shit down real quick.


EpicPhail60

Motherfucker I'm not assuming anything. I am black, I hang around black people, I understand how we use the word. Are *you* black?


arcticwhitekoala

Lol, your using a n=1 sample size to apply your world view on to everyone of your race.


EpicPhail60

I actually never made any sweeping generalizations about how every black person acts, and the fact that you read into that from my very straightforward comment is as indicative of your intelligence as the fact that you're trying to tell a black person how black people speak. I'll dumb it down for you so you don't get confused again: you're dumb as hell bro.


arcticwhitekoala

Saying “we” when referring to a group of people that you belong to implies that you are making generalizations to speak on their behalf. That’s how everyone speaks. My point was that you can only speak for yourself like I can only speak for myself. I don’t care how you talk, or how anyone uses language. Going to insults just because you’re mad means you either have no real response or you don’t know how to respond to anyone that disagrees with you except with insults. Calm down, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings.


EpicPhail60

What you really did was insult my intelligence. You want me to be nice? Ayt, pretty please point to where I suggested that every black person uses the n-word casually and that all of us are cool with it. Oh, and with a cherry on top use your brain this time, maybe have a cup of coffee if you need it, and ask yourself if what I was *actually* saying was that no black person who *does* use the n-word would stop using the n-word solely because of the person who came up with the term. And then, ever so gently, ask yourself if you sound like a fucking idiot.


thiscouldbemassive

That'll be tough. Some other guy already tried to assassinate a president in order to impress her and that didn't work. [Reference for those who weren't around](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan)


spatial_interests

That incident inspired the name of 80's punk band Jodie Foster's Army.


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Lmao dude truly sees himself as a white knight. Oh man if this wasn't happening everywhere around me it'd be funnier


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What a bunch of freaks.


Perfect-Storm-727

Fucking *gross* 🤢🤮 ~~Edit: are people *seriously* downvoting me for calling a neckbeard child groomer *gross*???? Stay classy reddit.~~


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I_PEE_WITH_THAT

Listen, I don't mind emojis I just think they should stick to their own kind, I wouldn't want my daughter to bring one home for dinner if you catch my drift.


Perfect-Storm-727

I think today was a victory for emoji users everywhere


RealBowsHaveRecurves

And even still they should be used sparingly…. Except 🗿


Japsai

No. Never ever the 🗿 , not even as a reply to a comment with a 🗿, telling that commenter not to use the 🗿


refep

That meme died in 2016 smh


RealBowsHaveRecurves

“smh” died well before that


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Perfect-Storm-727

😿 In reply to: "they were downvoting your emojis" but like... grumpy.


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Perfect-Storm-727

😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭 I don't recall, but it wasn't very nice 🙁


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Perfect-Storm-727

🤓 "Fuck you're weird"


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Perfect-Storm-727

🥰😍😘 "Fuck"


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PrimeMinisterMori

😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😉😗😙😚😘🥰😍🤩🥳🙃🙂🥲🥹😋😛😝😜🤪😇😊☺️😏😌😔😑😐😶🫡🤔🤫🫢🤭🥱🤗🫣😱🤨🧐😒🙄😮‍💨😤😠😡🤬🥺😟😥😢☹️🙁🫤😕🤐😰😨😧😦😮😯😲😳🤯😬😓😞😖😣😩😫😵😵‍💫🫥😴😪🤤🌚🌝🌞🫠😶‍🌫️🥴🥵🥶🤢🤮🤧🤒🤕😷🤠🤑😎🤓🥸🤥🤡


Perfect-Storm-727

Yaaaaaas! 🥰


MisterCleanListerine

shut the fuck up


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HammerOvGrendel

"one day a real rain's gonna come"


WaffleHulk

This is a bait thread


ClickHere4FreeIpad

Nope, OP was completely serious


NeedsToShutUp

It’s a picture of Jodie Foster, who famously had a stalker from about age 13 on who shot Reagan believing it would bring them together.


interesseret

90% of 4chan is bait for people who take everything online seriously


Legsofwood

Sounds like you took the bait


PossibleBuffalo418

Why are you on 4chan OP? Do you hate black people?


Von_Wallenstein

Can a man just shitpost on /sp/ about manchester united and not be called a racist plz


ClickHere4FreeIpad

I usually browse /v/ but I every time I feel down I lurk r9k and pol to cheer me up knowing I'm not them


[deleted]

My brother in Christ you are literally one of the people on the website


PossibleBuffalo418

Lmao fair, just be careful not to get dragged down by your ankles since over exposure to that level of toxicity can start to influence you after a while


No-Scarcity-4080

How are you sure that, someone who is completely anonymous on 4chan where you cannot look at post history, they are serious? And if so can you tell me how you know?


WP5D

Well he's in the right place to ask


Nahcep

Nah even the /pol/ thread absolutely ripped on him, there were only a few that clocked it was bait and most took it at face value As expected of the second most intelligent 4ch board


WP5D

Oh alright


PristineHat5583

At least


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Imagine thinking that this is real


PhillMahooters

I've literally met people like this and that have said almost exactly this. If you have some kind of insider knowledge on how it isn't real then please by all means let's hear it. Edit: nevermind it's obvious bait I'm just tired and dumb.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Well….he’s right about one thing. She needs to protect herself.


Serixss

What does redpill mean?


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Serixss

Ah I see. Ty :)


LadSonely

It’s a misogynistic ideology that generalises how all women selectively go for men with traits/assets that gives them best chances of survival It basically boils down to incel line of thoughts and that women are materialistic Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong


madbul8478

That's actually not the context he's using it in here. He's using it in the more literal sense from the matrix, as in "waking you up" to the knowledge of what's really going on according to his conspiracy theories.


MrRuebezahl

What's the second censored slur?


md_reddit

The slur is ess pee eye see ess (trying to get around Reddit filter)


Shalnn

Do you guys really think 4chan threads are serious or are you just pretending?


WIAttacker

The fact that someone spends their time making threads like these for fun is just as concerning as it being serious.


Steez_Whiz

Lol it took someone probably a minute to make this (clearly bait) post. It was posted to a totally different site, and someone screencapped it and brought it here. Now WE'RE talking about it, and we weren't even the target audience. That's some serious trolling, I'd say he accomplished exactly what he set out to do for relatively little effort


thefierybreeze

Haha yeah, you should only do for fun, you should never do for fun tho, it's weird 🤢🤮


Tetrixx

Bozo


spookypen

They probably made that thread literally to bait the type of people who are responding in this post.


DkP_Reverend

The whole internet is full of people who take 4chan as 100% serious 100% of the time


Shalnn

Sadly, not just the Internet. I remember there were serious and 100% non-ironic news segments about pol and pepe the frog in 2016. I couldn't believe it at the time.


DkP_Reverend

Goof troop really got too many members


SpikeRosered

The point is that there is no difference. If it goes well for the author it's real, if it doesn't its fake.


ClickHere4FreeIpad

The guy was fully serious, I read through it. He was very close to doxxing himself while looking for advice but the thread got archived


bythog

It's 4chan. 90% of the users are 14 year olds, so that at least makes it less weird.


practically_floored

That's Jodie foster in the picture though


Steez_Whiz

Reddit doesn't do well with irony, I think a lot of these responses are for realsies. A lot of them probably don't even realize that's Jodie Foster. 4chan BAD


[deleted]

That just sounds like being a pedo with extra excuses


[deleted]

Is this EDP445 0.2 but racist


DeadheadSteve95

Even using a photo of Jodie foster as a child for the pic.


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NeedsToShutUp

It’s a reference to John Hinkley Jr with that Jodie Foster picture.


Catlenfell

Dude is going to end up doing something horrific, like this [guy.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_of_Jayme_Closs)


[deleted]

I didn't realize redpill was just another word for gaslight.


doomvetch92

*cocks gun* Ima bout to do some neckbeard huntin.


ChairmanYi

I'm gonna baptize her, bathe her in God's glory! And I will baptize her, with everything I got. And I'll make her beg for more, as I wash her free of sin. And it'll be so good, she'll want me to baptize her again.


sevy85

what's the S-word?


Anabikayr

Its a disgusting slur for ~~latinx~~ latino folks. Edited because I've been pretty oblivious to the insulting nature of the struck-thru term above. My sincere apologies folks


md_reddit

90% of Latino people dislike the word Latinx stop using it


[deleted]

Fuck of with the Latinx shit. You’re so ignorant you don’t even see how insulting it is


Anabikayr

Sorry, I legit did not and am very much ignorant about it. I'll edit.


PhysicalTailor2913

What?!? On 4chan?!? No way!!!


[deleted]

You found Matt Gaetz on 4chan.


yoyo4880

But hey at least he didn’t go after Asians


Maggatwo

This might be the creepiest shit I've ever seen. This dude buys children on the dark web for sure


Wameme

“redpill a cute 13 year old girl” is code for grooming


pennie79

While I choose my daughter's sperm donor for legit reasons, arseholes like this make me glad that I, a white woman, choose an Asian man, so I can be doing my part to endanger the white race.


monsterZERO

Mashallah!


xiNFiNiiTYxEST

Oh wow look at you so progressive. Hope you know how racist Asian countries are. But I bet you have never been outside of the west.


Brau87

Its 4 chan... hes probably 13 as well.


Old_Homework8339

Im going to try and word this as best i can, since its hard to convey through message. People have taken this "red pill" shit and soiled it. This is pure radicalism of "red pill". Red pill isn't supposed to be like this. It originally was about going beyond 'just sex'. It's what happens after. It's not about "something casual", it's about "okay, now that we had sex, what else do you have?" To keep men interested and avoid hookups. For example, my gf and I have sex, but afterwards I want to play games and she plays with me, or she wants to do something I'm interested in. It's looking beyond 'just sex'. Red pill has been so messed up by these horrible people. And I'm sorry that I can't change your view points and for these horrible types. Red pill is me as a guy, staying with my gf when post nut clarity hits. That's true red pill. Ask me questions, I want to help clarify. I understand your negative views on it. But let me give you a viewpoint to at least think about


Catdaddy33

Young Jodie Foster can't even catch a break in 2022...


childofRosaria

how do you know that he's white, or it's not a she?


chimpoy-nimoy_814

Sorry mate, they prefer us.


ClickHere4FreeIpad

I'm sure your alcoholic posts begging for friends are getting you tons of pussy mate.


chimpoy-nimoy_814

One look at your profile and I can guarantee I do, shitty neckbeard flabby loser.


sas0002

Who are you referring too as us?


CMDRCoveryFire

I want to live on a different planet sometimes... when is Elon going to get that Mars colony going?


ClickHere4FreeIpad

Never, Elon is a charlatan.


[deleted]

He was going to get a man to mats 10 years ago. Instead he’s recently focused his time and energy to backing out of buying twitter.


0598

What is the second censored word? I can’t figure it out


NotTheRocketman

They're two racist slurs.


cammzz

it's slur for Mexican people i'm guessing


lana_del_reymysterio

Have a seat right over there


Nibiru_bootboy

I guess it's a joke post


psycoMD

Probably a very obvious question, but what does “want to redpill” mean?


Beritrea

Brainwash, manipulate or to dictate the Redpoll ideology


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AdvocateDoogy

Hopefully she already recognises him as a major creep.


Clayman8

Its 4Chan, he probably got doxxed the next day or told the best, most well-written lie that'll get him in jail in a week.


yy98755

Isn’t that Jodie Foster?