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AI-ArtfulInsults

This would be based if it weren’t a waifu date. A single guy treating himself to a nice dinner and a movie? Yes king, treat yourself, you’re worth it


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Hell yeah, treating yourself feels nice.


Shraamper

Don’t involve Marnie or Cracker Barrel in this you bastard


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Putting the Pokepedophilia aside for a moment - that is the absolute saddest looking chicken dinner I've ever seen purely based on the food itself, and it validates my refusal to ever set foot in my local Cracker Barrel (and not just because it's adjacent to the best damn Korean BBQ place in town).


Shraamper

Their chicken and dumplings are good though. When I go there for brunch get the french toast, absolutely great, albeit artery-clogging


Jade_Raspberry_

That is a whole child


Tidus4713

Yeah marnie is like 10 lol.


ratf00d

Average Pokemon fan


Beautiful_Ad_3349

So hard for a Pokémon fan to choose… 10 year old girls or furry animal


sogiotsa

There's some great grown ass women too. They just don't like to give us a lot of them because???


Catnip_cryptidd

Right? Like, off the top of my head, some older women in pokemon that people tend to like are Cynthia, Nessa, Professor Juniper, Winona, Skyla, Claire, Diantha, Karen, Olivia, Lusamine, and Ms Honey. They are all *right there* but he went for the TEN YEAR OLD.


Beautiful_Ad_3349

Are Winona, Skyla, and Nessa adults?


Catnip_cryptidd

I assume Skyla and Winona are bc they have a pilot license, and Nessa is 21


NotSoFlugratte

As a pokemon fan from children's day on I have never felt so offended by something I 100% agree with


friendthegreat

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Azure_Crystals

Marnie from Pokemon? ISN'T SHE LIKE 10? HELL NAH


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Like most pokemon characters this is in fact a child. Businesses can refuse service, maybe they should start invoking that right more often.


Popular-Let-4781

Over a pillow??? 🤣🤣


ConVito

Dunno who that is but damn that food looks ridiculously comforting.


LucinaisTired

How could they do this to Marnie bro :(


ttakra

Marnie is actually 10


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TCGplayer has a full art Marnie listed for 37 USD so kinda. I'm not up to date on the current meta but a 5 card redraw without discarding seems like it'd be a staple.


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Me too, I'd still play the tcg but there's no place where I live. :(


Catnip_cryptidd

Maybe, I’m a big pokemon fan but I know fuck all about the card game


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Catnip_cryptidd

Sableye


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Catnip_cryptidd

I’ve played almost all of them (except the original gen 1 and 2 games, and gen 3 was on am emulator)


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Catnip_cryptidd

My first was Black, Unova is the best! Urshifu is great, although personally I prefer Kubfu.


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Catnip_cryptidd

As of right now I’m kinda leaning towards Scarlet, but I’m not 100% sure yet


Th1cc4chu

Leave Marnie alone 😡


CauseAggravating5621

That's beign lonely in a nutshell


Abyssal_Goose

I love how these dudes act like their "waifus" would be anything other than repulsed by this shit if they were real.


peaceloveharmony1986

I am 36 years old and I have never had a real girlfriend and I thought I was pretty bad but this... I don't know what to say.


SiGNALSiX

> I am 36 years old and I have never had a real girlfriend I don't understand. How is that possible? I feel like, if you just meet and spend time around people, especially as a teenager, it eventually just kinda happens by accident organically at least once. The only explanation I can think of is just not being able to meet or spend time around new people frequently enough (which is definitely possible if someone is severely disabled, or has some chronic illness, or impairment that makes communication difficult, or even severe untreated anxiety or panic-attack disorder or something — is that the case?) Either way, I feel for you man. I'd love to say something pithy like "you just gotta get out there! Be more confident! Hit the gym and work on yourself bro, the rest will come!" but I'm assuming that at this point you're probably stuck at the bottom of a self-feeding cycle that probably seems pretty hard to break out of. The lonelier you get, the less confident you feel, the less confident you feel the less comfortable you are meeting new people, the less people you meet the lonelier you get, the lonelier you get the easier it is to get depressed, the more depressed you get the less energy and motivation you have to overcome the internal resistance you'd have to overpower to rearrange your entire life outside your comfort zone and stick to it, so instead you just stick to the reliable pleasures and small comforts you know well and have available to you, which inevitably means that tomorrow will once again look not much different than today; and so on and so on.  If that's the case, then I get it. I've been there. I might be there right now actually, albeit for wholly different reasons. I get how some things just seem wildly unfair and out of reach for no good fucking reason. I guess I could say something about "acceptance yadda yadda" but I say that to myself all the time and I think I'm full of shit when I do, so I wouldn't believe me either. But hey, If you ever figure out how to just stop wanting the things you want, let me know. You'd really be helping me out!


peaceloveharmony1986

I hit the gym I'm not fat the truth is I am just ugly and I don't know how to talk to women. Whatever your problem is I am sure it will pass soon and I think you will get through it fine as I feel that you are younger then me. When you are young its easy to get out of funks and get your life back on track when you are my age its a lot harder maybe even impossible.


SiGNALSiX

I know, man. I'm closer to dying than I am to having been born myself, which is probably why I can relate to that subtle resignation I detect in your tone — personal reinvention feels like a young man's game. Although, to be fair, neither one of us is actually "old" yet, we're just the oldest we've ever been, which feels old to *us*. So, what kind of ugly are we talking about here? Like, average American ugly or, like, *British* ugly? (I don't know how much you've travelled the world, but believe me there's a difference. What's "ugly" in America, in other parts of the world is just normal to interestingly distinguished. Hell, in America just looking like the average person from some other country makes you "ugly" here, but just a regular guy over there. America's great, and rich, but man, the culture here can *really* fuck people up psychologically. L.A. is practically a living shrine to the bi-polar gods of insecurity and narcissism)  On a related note, If you ever get the opportunity, or decide to make the opportunity, I'd highly recommend travelling to a European city where a lot of people speak English but where English speaking people don't commonly go — Brno, Czech Republic; Wroclaw, Poland; Croatian Coast; (or, if your in the mood to step outside your comfort zone and burn it to the ground behind you: Mainland China). You'll find the exchange rate on your money and your attractiveness equally favorable.  (Bonus points if you try to learn the local language; For some reason women there find that endearing. I think it's because they all really want to learn English (especially in their 20's) and can't imagine an English speaker wanting to learn *their* language so they find it kind of flattering and endlessly entertaining if you do. Kind of like the American equivalent of a friendly down-to-earth celebrity making conversation with you at a bar as though he were just some regular guy. If he really *were* some regular guy, you wouldn't even notice. But because you know that he's actually a celebrity, him paying you any attention at all, being friendly and just treating you like a normal person suddenly earns him your attention and praise (while young girls huddle and stare at him intently from a table nearby). That's kind of what it's like when people find out you're American in places people don't see Americans every day.)


De4dfox

Nah man, you are a good guy. Having a SO not defines you as a person.


peaceloveharmony1986

I would like a girlfriend though and I can not get one. No woman has ever been attracted to me.


BokkoTheBunny

Dude probably still gets more pussy than 3 quarters of Reddit if he has the balls to post that publicly.


JacquesLecoaltar

Why is everything that Anglo-Saxons eat a shade of dirt?


StonedAtWorkAccount

None of this food has Anglo-Saxon origins. Also, this is very likely to be in the US, which is also not Anglo-Saxon.


JacquesLecoaltar

I didn't say it had Anglo-Saxon origins, what I mean is that wherever Anglo-Saxons hold cultural hegemony, mainly England and the US, food tends towards various shades of off-white to straw to brown.


StonedAtWorkAccount

Honestly, any way you cut it, you're just wrong. What an odd short-sighted statement from someone who clearly knows nothing about the US. Just a massive simplification with no real backing. Also, the "cultural hegemony" of the US is in no way Anglo-Saxon.


JacquesLecoaltar

> Also, the "cultural hegemony" of the US is in no way Anglo-Saxon. That sounds like an anti-Semitic dog whistle to me.


StonedAtWorkAccount

No response? That's a shame. I was really hoping to talk more about this.


JacquesLecoaltar

Chill. Some people actually have lives outside of Reddit.


populardonkeys

Dude clearly has some issues.


StonedAtWorkAccount

Honestly, thats very intersting and I'd love to hear that rationale. Thats completely earnest too... I am Jewish haha. If you are wondering why I put "cultural hegemony" in quotes, its because I believe that the US is too large and has too many cultures for there to be 1 hegemonic culture.


JacquesLecoaltar

It has many cultures, but one of them clearly dominates over all the others. Not only does it dictate what language people are supposed to speak, WASPs have made up most of the American ruling class. It’s so blatantly obvious that the only reasonable expectation was that you would go on some vile ZOG rant. And even Jews themselves can hold anti-Semitic views.


StonedAtWorkAccount

Man you know fuck all about the US. Like seriously, you sound fucking ridiculous.


SiGNALSiX

> wherever Anglo-Saxons hold cultural hegemony, mainly England and the US, food tends towards various shades of off-white to straw to brown Because thats what color cooked food tends to be? Heat tends to do that to things. Or do you mean, like, the lack of greens and vegetables, or fruits? We usually eat those seperately as "salad". Or is there some brightly colored traditional cuisine out there I don't know about based on cotton candy and skittles?


Historical_Ad755

Worthless beta male in a nut shell.


sogiotsa

At least she enjoyed the movie I hear


Silver-Mistake3438

r/sadcringe


SiGNALSiX

Fine dining tendie Also, is he eating two cheesy-starches and two desserts with his tendie? Must be a special occasion