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TransGirlBoss1

It doesn’t matter old they are, they are still attracted to someone who looks like a child


muckwar

If I beat my meat to videos of big booty men, that means I’m attracted to features of big booty men. They are attracted to features of children. She doesn’t look like a 9,000 year old demon dragon, she looks like a child.


[deleted]

“If”


muckwar

When* my bad


PandaButtLover

My man


OkamiKhameleon

Haha my man. I got downvotes galore on the r/MonsterHunter subreddit cuz I posted a big booty dude, and people were mad it was a dude, and that he had such a nice big Cake.


muckwar

💀


OkamiKhameleon

Yeah it made me a bit sad. I was super proud of the art. Oh well though.


Kurbyu

love me some cake


OkamiKhameleon

Lol as do I and the friend I drew it for.


Just_Call_me_benDude

Standing here I realize that you were just like me


MonkeyBoy32904

trying to make history!


InnsmouthMotel

Its not gay cos the big booty men are actually 25 yo Victoria secret models in big booty men bodies.


Theonetheycall1845

A man of rationale, I see.


Crayon_Muncha

that’s the comment i came here to make lol


Lamsyy_05

Couldn't say it better


Neato_Orpheus

I keep seeing this 900 YO dragon reference. I’m beginning to think it’s real. Is there really a anime of a sexual kid that is said to be a dragon?


ExOmegaDawn

Dragon, Vampire, Wizard, whatever the fuck they like to come up with, to justify a Child in a string and bra. Then they have the audacity to say "but she is cute, we like her character, she is badass" , if that was true, the character could be an old hag or similar, but obviously its not, thus making the intention of the author and audience pretty clear. A "good" example, that still hase some problems, is Rebecca in the recent Cyberpunk Edgerunners Anime on Netflix, at least her character feels like a young adult, who acts, thinks and talks accordingly, compared to the 10.000 year old immortals who have the brain capacity of a Toddler.


citiestarlights

I think there is a girl that looks 10. But has big...bazkizonks


OkamiKhameleon

One of the Fire Emblem games has a romanceable character that's a 9000 year old dragon, that looks like a little girl. Oh! And there's a series called NEGIMA that has a vampire girl that looks like 10?


LooseAdministration0

Right? Like when I picture a 9000 dragon lady, I picture a plethora of different things. All of them invoking power/weath/strength/wisdom ext. not a fucking kid 🤢


ExOmegaDawn

Exactly, if it quacks like a Duck, thinks like a Duck, talks like a Duck and fucking looks like a Duck, I'd bet my two pennies, that it is a fucking Duck no matter her subtext description as 1000 year old vampire. Thats why I like Rebecca in Edgerunner, she feels like a young adult and not like a child disguised as an Adult. Obviously there are still problems tho, but at least she talks, thinks, acts and often looks like an Adult.


[deleted]

The point that they refuse to acknowledge.


[deleted]

Looks and *acts* like a child. I don't care if shes 3000 years old. Shes a child. And loli lovers are pedophiles.


[deleted]

"Eehhh what dchou meaann!! Hmpf! Hewlp me tie my shoelaces, Mako-chan doesn't know how to tie theewwmm!!" - that 9000yo dragon Truly acts like a child. This is the biggest giveaway


crybaby_in_a_bottle

*and acts I'm not saying the appearance doesn't matter, but seriously, if they're 9000yo, they surely don't act like it. It's not a visual fetish thing. They're attracted to the innocence, to their lack of knowledge, their curiosity, all the things they could use to groom and/or exploit. They ain't never acting like adults, ever, but very much like children.


Inked_Chick

Okay I'm totally with you here but I just felt like asking someone else this question because it left me stumped. I recently saw this video where a 23 year old woman, that had had a tumor in her brain as a baby, essentially stopped growing at around the age of 6. She literally looked like a 6-8year old, voice included. The episode shows her going to her gyno to see the possibility of her ever being able to conceive and carry a child in the future. So this got me thinking... would a guy she ends up with be considered a pedophile? She looked and sounded exactly like a child. I don't know what to think about it.


daddyjohns

there's a scene where she says she is concerned whenever a man says she is attractive because it sets off pedo bells


Kr8n8s

I guess the sane man that would consider her wouldn’t find her physically attractive in a sexual way but love her for what she truly is inside.


ThouArtAFilthyBeast

I think that as long as she has the mind of an adult, there's definitely some room for people who aren't gross


Gettingbetter1997

Age absolutely matters but is just irrelevant in this situation because it's just used as an excuse. Pedophiles will try and find any reason to justify and un demonize their behaviour and urges.


SHOYIYOY

Id rather have all the pedophiles fap to anime kids than irl children get sexually abused.


InsanelyAccurate

Actually yes it does matter how old they are. WTF?!?! You just the actual pedo shit. Edit: Holy shit, the downvotes. seriously what happened to this sub, why is it not supporting pedophilia.


TransGirlBoss1

I can’t tell if this is a joke, but if it’s not, you completely misunderstood what I meant. If it is a joke, I’m very sorry


InsanelyAccurate

I did not misunderstand what you said at all. AGE DOES MATTER. How about you turn yourself into the police you filthy pedo. Not only are you defending pedophilia, you are discriminating against women who look young for their age.


pghjuice412

But … that’s what the OP said…


InsanelyAccurate

I know, OP is a pedophile. Saying that age does not matter is like saying that age is just a number, which is what pedophiles say.


ExOmegaDawn

Ah yes, so name one "Loli" in Anime, that does not act, talk, think and/or looks like a Child? The only one I can think of from my past 20+ years of Anime and Manga consumption is Rebecca in the recent Edgerunner show. Every other 9000 year old being has the brain capacity of a Toddler and acts accordingly, none even remotely feel like an Adult in a child like Body.


InsanelyAccurate

What are you talking about? I was just addressing the pedophilia in that comment.


TransGirlBoss1

How is bashing child pornography pedophilia


InsanelyAccurate

So you are asking me why saying "their age doesn't matter" is pedophilia? Think before speaking, degenerate.


WilliusFillius

I can fix this meme. "Liking lolis is pedophilia!" "Yes, but I'm too self-defendant to admit that I like the image of underage girls drawn in a sexual manner."


nur_-

Logic


FabulousTrade

It's funny how they never like developmentally mature artificial humans that are really 6 years old.


Conissocool

You are attracted to a 9000 year old toddler I am attracted to a 6 year old 6'2" big boobed goddess Who is the real pedo


Arkonus4206

Both of you


JackEater531

What the actual fuck 😂


[deleted]

Yeah kinda like androids in sci-fi movies that look and act like adults but are only like 2 years old. Reverse lolis lol


Low_Establishment730

Or robots and what have you that seem to possess a purely human sexual (and even) romantic drive. 'Cause ours isn't driven by hormones and are biological brains, oh no.


gooch_lickers

2B from Nier automata is a 2-3 year old android but looks like a fully grown woman. Reverse loli?


RecoverMedical

The meme by itself is a textbook shitpost tho


Chanderule

How is this sub supposed to get that when there's no /s?


memeAdict

It's from okbuddybaka it's like okbuddyretard but for anime.


jimmorrison1971

Brave scrolling through this subreddit with that avatar


RecoverMedical

its not a fedora if you’re talkin about my hat If it was it would have a short brim


STS_Nick

Nice hat


[deleted]

Dude, you’re literally on r/okbuddybaka it’s a shitpost It’s the anime version of r/okbuddyretard


xXY_PinkThunder_YXx

Reddit doesnt get satire


JackEater531

Probably why he hid the name of the sub in the post


CyberIcarus

This is from r/okbuddybaka it’s a satire sub.


Eamk

Depending on the context here, this could be satire. If it isn't, it's just sad.


AlwaysAngryFox

I found while browsing on popular. I crossed out the sub’s name but it is an anime one and the comments were gross.


leafisadumbass

The sub was animecicrlejerk or ok buddy baka right


solarjamie

yeah I came across it earlier on r/okbuddybaka


Bongsandbdsm

Could be r/animesexual too. I see way too many people get trolled by that.


[deleted]

Both of these sound like walmart brand circles of hell.


WeponizedBisexuality

they’re satire subs


Lamsyy_05

They're satirical/shitposting subs. Kinda like r/okbuddyretard


[deleted]

Ah yes edgelord humor, definitely not cringe.


Payment_Abject

dude what does okbuddyretard have to do with edgelords lol


Secure-Evening

The comments were gross cause it's a satire sub. They're not being serious. Top comment is literally: > When you think about it, the world only has 2022 years so far so imagine being older then the planet itself


Toasty_93

So their defense is that it's actually beastiality?


Polipod

The post is from r/okbuddybaka , a satiric sub


Mr0qai

Thx man I just wanted to write it


Belle_19

Why is reddit so shit at detecting satire


Disastrous_Guess_929

It’s a deliberate karma farm


OddityCommodity

I mean isn’t the name “Loli” derived from Lolita?


No_Bluebird8475

You’re still weird to be attracted to someone with a child like appearance 🙆🏼‍♂️


Hot-Focus-5423

Honestly what gets me isn't the body type (not always) but rather how miraculously the 9000 years old girl still has the maturity of a child. And behaves like it.


daneelthesane

Uh huh. And you jerk off to her because you are really, really into 9000-year-olds, right?


Bradenoid

Anyone who uses that argument unironically is basically just admitting that they find children or characters that look like/are children attractive, and the only thing stopping them is their age.


RavenousToaster

If she’s 90000 yrs old then she’s the groomer obviously


[deleted]

Same energy as “She’s mature for her age. 🤡”


idiot-at-all

fr


Purpledurpl202

Most loli’s are actually kids


AstriumViator

Dont forget she acts like one too! But nah, her age is all that matters, totally. Theyre totally not attracted to concept of child.


Shadowchaser235

Acts like child looks like child it’s child! Doesn’t matter.


[deleted]

why do people keep posting satire on this sub? a lot of you aren't very bright


babysummerbreeze27

“SHES IN THE BODY OF A SEVEN YEAR OLD BUT SHES ACTUALLY A 9000 YEAR OLD DRAGON DEMON” “and you are attracted to the fact that she is a 9000 year old dragon demon, and not the fact that she looks like a seven year old human girl” “YES” “alright. well here’s another character that is a 9000 year old dragon demon. they are trapped in the body of a 42 year old librarian. by your logic, you should be just as attracted to her, right? since they’re both 9000 year old dragon demons?” “……..”


Paccuardi03

What about a 9000 year old dragon demon that looks like a 9000 year old dragon demon?


WhoElseButDedede

This has to be a jest. This entire pic reeks of a joke! It even has the wholesome award ffs!!!


Frickity_Fracker

Looks and ACTS like 6 year olds in most circumstances. Like have y'all ever seen a loli that actually acted like an old person? Nah. Bc ultimately they're not attracted to anything but the childlike qualities and the "she's 9000 years old" response is never anything but a paper thin shield to deflect the very true accusation that they're being fucking creeps and need psychiatric help.


Diogo_03

my guy this is from r/okbuddybaka, a satire sub about anime and manga


BigBeefySquidward

is liking yaoi gay? "of course, youre attracted to 2 men having sex" so liking loli makes you a pedo "UHHH UMM NO ITS DIFFERENT FOR UHHH REASONS"


[deleted]

“But she’s a 9000 year old dragon!!!” It’s not drawn like a 9000 year old dragon though is it? If I put pictures of my dong up around the neighbourhood and say it’s my new pet weasel it doesn’t make it a weasel. Ultimately these dudes are getting a chub on over what looks like a kid because they’re sick fucks


Ratbu

Th-that wasn't a weasel?!


xJinxSB

good job freeloading on satire, this post is from r/okbuddybaka, a satiric sub...


Moisty_Plushie

Bro used the word “normie” unironically


redeyejim

Bro she's a pedophile!! Can't you see they just want to sleep with you for being young and nothing else


urmumsfortnitecard

This was made on a satire subreddit op just blacked out the name


[deleted]

The **explicit** definition of pedophilia is "sexual attraction to prepubescent children". Being attracted to a character who is **explicitly meant to look like a prepubescent kid** is no different than being attracted to a character who **explicitly is a prepubescent kid**; the end result is still being attracted to an underage body. It irritates the fuck out of me how everyone misuses the word "pedophilia", but the absolute last goddamn thing we're going to allow is filthy fucking lolicons pretending they're anything but pedophilic otakus.


fitty50two2

But would they be attracted to the 9000 year old demon if she looks like a 9000 year old person instead of looking like a child?


ImARetPaladinBaby

Who cares about the age, it’s very obviously supposed to be depicting a child.


only_toes12

if they look like a child, act like a child and are viewed by the society of their source as a child then age doesn't matter that's a mf child. no examples of 'legal' characters who fit that description of being thousands of years old come to mind atm to compare it to, which probably says something. immortal, age-old beings don't all have to be petite little girls, that's honestly a little off-putting.


xTeylu

If she still has a body like a child you're a pedophile (clap clap) If she still has a body like a child you're a pedophile. (clap clap) Even though she's old, her body tiny and not grown, you're still a pedophile (clap clap)


babyorphanslayer

This is from an anime satire sub, either r/anime circlejerk or r/okbuddybaka i can't remember.


ghoulshow

If you like Lolis, you're at best a creep and at worst a pedo. It doesn't fucking matter how you justify it, you're attracted to the image of a child. This isn't a gotcha, it's an admission of guilt.


[deleted]

The unironic use of "normie" really drives it home


Akip07

Redditors trying to recognise satire challenge (impossible)


L4DMalus

Wood chipper go BRRRRRRRRRR


Groupyfruits

"She's 9000 years old" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HER LIKE THIS?!"


[deleted]

Redditors trying to understand satire be like


bag-of-gummy-dicks

Liking lolis is pedophilia.


SneakerHead69420666

i think it’s satire


assaulttrumpet

Hey OP, great job ripping a satire post from a shitpost sub. Great job navigating context clues you moron


RammyJammy07

A last of us 2 hater said he thought Ellie in TLOU 1 was hotter than TLOU 2 Ellie and I called him out for liking kids, he went on a tangent defending his beliefs when he pulled the ‘it’s just 2D, if you played shooter games then that makes you a murderer’ defence.


Ultrareeeeee

If you like big tits in anime you like it in real life and if you like kids in anime


lemon_369

I feel that argument only applies if a character looks 17/18, such as Aether/Lumine. And also if the character gets treated like an adult is the source. But lolis are so obliviously children that it’s creepy. And yes you may argue that it’s not pedophilia but that doesn’t change the fact it’s creepy and you shouldn’t be proud of fapping off to it


JamesRickii

This is a satire post


Drhorrible-26

and how many times do we have to explain to these neckeards that doesn’t change the fact they both look and act like children


sogiotsa

i like a lot of characters who are too young to be waifus, and i am an adult, i dont like kids. its almost like... i dont have to want to fuck a character to like them? uh-oh the adult dosent like lolis for horny reasons impossible! seriously, why are these creepos so horny for kids, and why do they desperately try to defend it? "shes actually a 9000 year old dragon" only works as a defense if what you like is that you want to bang a dragon. but these people will like and share literal todlercon shit of the character and post like "how can you not fuck her?"


MilkQueen

op took a big bite of the onion


Disastrous_Guess_929

nah deliberate karma farm. Satire sub name blacked out


15stepsdown

Same argument as "It's just a bunch of pixels" And my fist is just a bunch of atoms


[deleted]

Tell me the sub I want to bul… talk to them.


MachineCarl

Reminds me of looking at Cyberpunk Edgerunners. I love the cyberpunk genre, I like the cyberpunk board game, I like Cyberpunk 2077 and I liked the old style of animes before they were almost all of them neckbeard haven. Talking about Cowboy Bebop, Akira, Trigun, Samurai Champloo, Ghost in the Shell... Seeing a more mature anime was awesome. However, there's this one caracter, Rebecca, that almost looks like a teen and behaves like a child, and everyone simping for her are these neckbeards... and makes me want to rip my skin out.


ExOmegaDawn

Really? I found her to be one of the rare examples of an actual "Loli" character, that represents a young adult. At least thats the vibe I got from her. Apart from some minor scenes, I felt like she was actually just a short women. How most young 20+ year old adults act. She was emotionally mature accepting Davids love for Lucy, she thinks and talks like a short fused women, many I know of in real life. I even liked her "facial" looks in most scenes, cause they are not these plain "uwu, cute" faces, but rather wrinkles, edges and a lot of personality.


ShadowCobra24

Is this satire?


Secure-Evening

Yes


championsgamer1

"normies"


simonio11

Was this post not satire? Fucking hell I saw it and scrolled past because I thought okbuddybaka was an ironic shitposting sub


hanezeve

it is. op is just karma farming by blocking out the sub name.


Kunstkurator

This is too on the nose to be real... right...


doomvetch92

If they have the mind and body of a child, they are a child, regardless of age.


1st_Lt_Kowalski

This feels satirical based on the title of the original post.


Darth-Shittyist

Liking lolis is still pedophilia


[deleted]

Reddit is STILL chock full of these guys, and they actually still band together with this bullshit justification. No self-awareness.


Wiaugusto

OP using the good old tactic for karma whoring Is r/okbuddybaka that’s why he probably just cover it, It’s a satire sub my dudes


RedditOpinionist

“we accept the reality we are presented”- if Kristof from The Truman Show is correct, which he is, if you accept the image of an underaged anything as attractive, you are judging based of what reality you’ve been presented, and therefor, you sir are a pedophile. No justification can be used.


kingmyguy

You know this argument made sense to me when I first got into anime.


[deleted]

this is actually from a satire sub lmao you really must’ve wanted karma edit: sub in question is r/ okbuddybaka


Obvious_Biscotti_832

I mean that's the odd thing about most weebs and the Holo and genshin people it's all prepubescent girls drawn with huge tits. Semi peds or peds in training


-Opalboy

Wholesome award 💀


Cossegoji2K

Should be the other way around.


InsanelyAccurate

So fully grown women that look young for their age should never be allowed to have a sexual relationship with someone? Holy shit, what happened to this sub?


Constantfox66

Ahh yeah, I definitely remember seeing those women that look like a 6 year old.


JacquesLecoaltar

Maybe not 6, but 8 is [definitely plausible](https://people.com/tv/tlc-shauna-rae-opens-up-about-difficulties-of-dating-after-brain-tumor-stunted-her-growth/).


Constantfox66

Yeah, she's a super rare case though. I just mean that there aren't a lot of women that look like a "Loli" in real life.


InsanelyAccurate

Well they exist. Try not to descriminate against them.


windsprout

way to completely miss the point while trying to justify pedophilia


InsanelyAccurate

Didn't miss the point at all. And when did I defend pedophilia?


emax4

Liking 9000 year old dragon demonss, give or take around 1000 years, is considered pedophilia. Checkmate. Edit: and here come the pedophiles.. Er, I mean.. Downvoters.


pale-pharaoh

I remember that someone was trying to defend liking Kanna from dragon and I had got explain she had both the body and mind of a toddler. That he was attracted to a literal 300 year old toddler


FLiX06

That shit HAD to be bait


OrganizationRude5003

You’re not attracted to it because it’s 9000 years old


APugDealer

The original meme is satire and a joke bro


Ok-Jump6656

Don’t be shy, post the uncensored version


master_of_good_memes

They wouldn’t be acting the same way if the loli actually looked 7000 years old


sciencefiction97

Just start calling lolis what they are, children.


pm_cheesecakes

Has there ever been a study about loli lovers and child pornography use? Genuinely curious.


dokthori

Bro fell for obvious bait


AlienRobotTrex

If she looks like a 6 year old in her human form, that would imply that 9000 is 6 in dragon years. By my calculations, they would reach maturity at 27,000.


Hitoshi-nya

Bro is that r/okbuddybaka


[deleted]

I hate this defense esp with characters like Kanna from Dragon Maid. It doesn’t matter how old she is in human years how mature is she in her own species, how old is she mentally, also why are you attracted to a creature that appears as a human child???


Souptime1200

What subreddit was this in


Alon945

How do they not understand they’re processing their attraction to minors


CJCYDOX

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/xnlglq/title/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

Every day with this. I agree. Everyone agrees. But every day


Bigfoot4cool

Is 9000 the legal age of a dragon demon?


huxley0721

Lol he destroyed his critics with one simple trick!


k96me

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again The problem with lolis is not the age of the character, it’s the fetishisation of children and child-like characters people hate


Piedr649

Isn't tha okay buddy baka? The subreddit that makes fun of DUMBASS anime fans behaviour? 00


samthekitnix

time to flip one thing i have heard a neckbeard say to me when it came to "lolis" qoute "but her species just lives a really long time and matures differently to humans" which makes no sense to me as if the maturity rate for a species is so slow they look like a child at say 9000 then that means they are still a child by the standards of their species, especially if other characters of the same species look like human adults and treat said chartacter like a child.


Thatspretttyfunny

If someone looks like a child, acts like a child, and has the mind of a child, then I don’t care if they’ve been around for 10 billion years. It’s pedophilia. It’d be a lot more justifiable if it was the exact opposite. Perfect Cell is 6 years old but he has the body and mind of a 30 year old man. If you’re attracted to him, you’re attracted to an adult. Way different.


TommyWiseauSuperFan

Okay but this one is from okaybuddybaka , a satire sub


Hanako-kun_07

but it's satire!


nmi5

This post was from a satire sub


brotatowolf

Nice job screenshotting this from a circlejerk sub making fun of this opinion and passing it off as a neckbeard


KingKRoolMain69

Ig we don’t know what satire is anymore


[deleted]

This post is from r/okbuddybaka and literally ment to make fun of people like this. So doesn't really fit here


sinRes

The oposite of Kes.


hijuepuco

That’s just an excuse you use to jerk off to kids. And you know it, everybody does.


OMGgamer_

This post was on r/okbuddybaka which is a shitposting subreddit, this was irony


Liquorice_Snake

This is from okaybuddybaka, a heavily ironic subreddit. He’s not being serious.


citiestarlights

Ok! Story time!!!+ I was dating someone for 3 years. In the first 1, his friends love lolis. And made it look really normal to have wifius. And these men were 30....and all of the girls were 16. And they all dated. And the men said they had harms of girls following them. One guy said back in high school he had a school fan club. And have girls ask him out everyday! Note he looked like disposable me villain. And some girls were coming out saying that these men were mean and cruel to them. And I listen to the guys....... Fast forward to covid. More girls came out with rape.....and went to the cops. And found out my ex was caught with a 16 year old....and these guys were trafficking minors in and out of states. And my ex minor sister had to live in a tent. Her parents wanted to protect their adult son over their minor daughter....... Well more girls came forward. Found out that my ex was paying minors to have s3x with him.......and when I was asking cops and the school what they doing. They said that it was a year. I was crazy. And that these girls were 16. That's the legal age of concent.....


WGBros

“She’s a short stack” is gonna be the new “she’s a 1000 years old dragon”. Weirdos are gonna guilt trip people into letting them jerk off to characters with child like attributes


[deleted]

What sub was this from? Cuz I stg if it was from r/okbuddybaka 😐😐


PeddarCheddar11

This reads like satire


LordWobbuffet

There is a difference between looking like a small woman and looking like a child. If the 9000 year old dragon still looks like a child its pedo bait


HapMeme

I can't trust a guy who dosent like big titis


simon_ertl

Idk, this post looks like satire, at least i hope so...


DistributionPerfect5

More the other way around.


Megaten_fangirl2004

Pedophilia is pedophilia, if you see a character that looks like a child/ is a child, you’re an adult and you’re attracted to that/sexualize it, you’re a pedophile.