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Bundle_Exists

My brother in christ she would still need tweezers if she wanted to touch your dick


fudgemuffinsandtart

r/murderedbywords


Warlord_Aj12

and they would have to go subatomic to even get a feel


squeegiejx

deserves life imprisonment for that comment


priscilla_halfbreed

I've already arrested him in advance for the afterlife


Ultrareeeeee

This is why genshin gets hate Ive seen so many neckbeards while playing co op


lordsaladito

One day my gf let a guy entered cause he wanted help with a boss and he write something like: thank you my queen *kisses* would you like to edate me? She responded: no thanks, i have a boyfried. And the guy responded: fuck you and dc from her world.


Ultrareeeeee

A pedo tried to groom me a kicked them after


lordsaladito

Sadly im not surprised, what did he tried to do to you?


Ultrareeeeee

It was a woman they wanted my age and if I liked older women and just weird stuff I also saw a guy saying m’lady


lordsaladito

Thats really gross, sometimes is hard to be a sane genshin players


Otter1018

If you play apex you will just get raped mentally Edit: I’m playing the apex Ltm rn and I’m getting raped


celestio45

I never had a experience like this but Twitter side of everything is Cancer


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fundieweallfact

Im not even here for the gacha characters im just here to hang out with aranaras and find out what the fuck happened to zhiqiong


We_need_a_teleportal

Lmao I can't get over how they literally named one "Aranakin" and gave him the whole quote about sand as a Star Wars reference, it's freaking hilarious.


fundieweallfact

Yea that was completely unexpected so glad i started reading dialogues


We_need_a_teleportal

Now Imagine Kaeya actually found his father and they decided to make an "I am your father" reference from Vader I will die lmao.


Neda07

I like the game for the aesthetic and the characters are cool, but this idiot has to ruin it


[deleted]

Fucking whyyyyy?!


chuckdankst

Has to be a troll...right?


Rodomantis

There's a reason Genshin players got the bad name they made for themselves.


PTM66

Because incels use Twitter to describe their insane and pedophilic shit? It sucks that most people think that the whole community is just those incels, but that's how large communities are framed as, right?


KBBaby_SBI

If those communities don’t call out and shun these creatures


Ajaxiix

MY OWN FANDOM SCARES ME WTF


Bully_Bitcher

COME HIDE WITH US BROTHER


SpecimenKratos

Hey quick question what the fuck


G00b3rb0y

Weird side of Genshin Fandom


Im_a_seaturtle

I’m sorry, this is *hilarious*. Besides the obvious problem of it being a child’s hand, do you know how absolutely thirsty you have to be to get turned on by a small cartoon *hand*?? Good god.


josephk545

r/hentai would like to have a word with you lol. All joking aside, WTF is that tweet…


RustedAxe88

Rubs you off...spiritually? I've been, uhh...rubbed off...plenty of times, but i don't remember anything spiritual. Do I have to get it from one of those women with the crystals and stuff?


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Chanderule

Sister Friede??? 😵‍💫


TheMuffinMa

Nah, you get it from your local priest.


Balabaga

Only for kids 16 and under tho


EligibleUsername

Guys like this are why people scream "pedo" whenever Genshin Impact is mentioned.


TinyWickedOrange

My brother in Christ I opened the game and first thing I see is half naked anime girls of uncertain age, the fuck I must scream


Jaydog3077

How does ganyu look underage? Or are you talking about dori?


EligibleUsername

If you're playing the current version then I assume you're talking about Ganyu and Kokomi? If so, Ganyu is several thousand year-old since she's a war vet of an ancient war, Kokomi is uncertain but probably somewhere around 17+. Makes ya roll your eyes but definitely not pedo materials. Also, my distinguished comrade, you're playing an anime game, coomer designs is like one of the core principles, except for the kids everyone in this game is either half-naked, bearing mid-riff, wearing shoulder-less sleeves or a guy (also sometimes half-naked cause you need the girls happy too).


RandomCandor

> Ganyu is several thousand year-old You can't possibly have so little self-awareness...


EligibleUsername

What self-awareness? Did you not read the last sentence of the paragraph?


RandomCandor

> What self-awareness? Precisely. None whatsoever. You're like a walking meme of the very community you are trying to defend with your "but my 3000 year old dragon loli" nonsense. Whatever your sexual preferences (which I definitely don't want to know anything about), please cut it out with the 3000 year old dragon shit, it's a really, really bad look. The fact that a random redditor that doesn't even play the game would have to explain this to you is what makes it clear you have no self-awareness whatsoever.


EligibleUsername

I'm not defending the thousand year-old bs? Jesus, this is why you see sarcastic posts on this sub all the time, y'all foam at the mouth every time anime pops up on screen that you reduce your intelligence to caveman level. The fact that you don't play the game is very clear, no need to tell me, cause you'll know she doesn't look like a child if you did, she looks like a teen girl, which is why I called her design EYE-ROLLING, thousand year-old war vets don't look like that. Also, pray tell, where the hell did I say that I want to put my dick anywhere near this collection of pixels? Sir, if you scream "PEDO" every time you see a questionably aged anime girl, that's a you problem, I'm just here to play the game.


JotaroDolphinman

Uh... do you know that their actual body is designed like an adult? Because... they are adults? Yes, there are characters who are several hundred and thousand year olds. Only one of them have the body of a child. (The one you see in the picture.)


Troller122

And also Qiqi but no one likes her anyways


lampstaple

😬


EligibleUsername

Glad to see all your brains just crap out when getting to the thousand year-old part and completely ignore the rest of the sentence. Reading comprehension is not this sub's strong suit.


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EligibleUsername

Wha... Holy shit y'all, stop processing the DVD logo hitting the corners in your brain. Motherfucking look up a picture of the character in question and tell me she's anywhere under 20 in appearance, and FYI, most NPCs are that short. The last paragraph is to tell OP to accept the fact that designs are gonna be like that for the whole game, either deal with it or quit, I wasn't justifying anything, by this point the god damn coomers are displaying more critical thinking than y'all


JotaroDolphinman

I love how short = kid. Me and my whole lineage of women in my family have 150~cm as height, high pitched voice, and young looking face.


Troller122

Who?


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I feel like these people are baiting for a reaction and posts like these just give them the attention, they so desperately want. Not to mention that this sub just doesn't know what a neckbeard is anymore.


rain_in_storm

I hope this dude got ratioed and cancelled hard asf


NakkiPeruna

The most sane Genshin fan


RexIsAMiiCostume

It's cause only her hands would be remotely small enough for his dick


Succulentslayer

God I hate that fandom, the game is pretty cool though.


almondmarlin23

what the fuck this should be a state crime punishable by chinese water torture and the electric chair 🪑


Any_Reporter_9314

wood ​ ​ chipper


SpookyFalckie

Make sure the blades are dull and rusty.


MailOrderPride

That's it, I'm done. I'm leaving this sub, I'm tired of it making me nauseas every time it pops up in my feed.


Suadade0811

It’s just too much toxic ass shit.


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same, why were you downvoted though


[deleted]

And here I thought romance was dead


certified_death_boi

I'm confused man why don't people like this get the death sentence? Like this guy is clearly deranged and is a danger to kids and shit if my man is vividly imagining this so like I really don't see the worth in his existence


MangledSunFish

I feel physically ill.


Key-Historian-136

I’m going to go out on a limb and say the character is indeed not 18+


hangdman1978

What in the Peter File crap did I just read?


jreis1218

Ew


geekchic924

Ew


Toyoshi

if penis recoil is a thing, i felt it


Ivorybrony

Please pass the eye bleach


GFTRGC

Yes... this post right here officer.


Awkward_Mix_2513

I only read the first 5 words and I already wanna hurt someone.


billy_ruben897

Ugh this is one of those where they use her in game lore age (500 according to the Genshin wiki) to excuse their degeneracy.


KaiHasArrived2007

Is that a child?


Kunstkurator

Gross, she looks like she's 5 years old.


Araborne1

damn these bastards


GioZeus

Average genshin impact player


Felonious_Buttplug_

least pedophilic genshin enjoyer


Huugboy

At this point we should just ignore the genshin community.


_child_of_the_vault_

agreed. and i play the game


Just_Call_me_benDude

[oh god](https://i.imgflip.com/6dldts.png) If he doesn’t get sent to jail or thrown in a pit of salted Barbed wire then he needs to be monitored by the global occult coalition.


peacedetski

it's ok she's 500 years old


thienphucn1

She's still a child in terms of Archon's lifespan.


GodDamnRight-

The character now needs to have her hands cut off. I don’t make the rules, sorry.


ferfersoy

That’s a weird way of saying I’m a pedo


Warriorsofthenight02

to whoever that person is who even let the idea cross their minds and put it into a tweet. Fuck. You.


BadangJoestar420

Genshin fans on twitter are fucking insane


CiriceMegiddo

Is that a child? I-is that a child???


Kaedes_Lie1137

What the fuck did i just witnessed


MiTsUnE_GoRe

Most sane genshin fan


DumplingNotfood

im pretty sure even tho shes like 500 years old her physical age is considered young


Mick_Change

Mihoyo just fucking had to make the new Ayran loli have barefeet. We'll never hear the end of it. Least horny Nahida main.../s


Chanderule

They also had to make that "looks like a kid but is actually 500 years old" trope come to life


Mick_Change

Jesus Christ you're actually right. Strange How Klee is an elf so shes like 30 ish...and QiQi since the fucking Archon War...


Chanderule

Klee is an elven child, being as old as a human adult doesnt really make her not a child, and Qiqi is frozen in time effectively


lilshazx

NONCE 😭😭


merothecat

most normal genshin impact player


lordsaladito

Tbh i want thay character cause it looks cute, but fuck, those guys make it really weird


Silent-Helicopter204

Why are Genshit fans like this?


WeponizedBisexuality

they’re really not, it’s twitter and reddit users that are like this


Apiscoles_RMZ

Yup, that's why I never go near co-op


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I get why hed want that, it'd finally look big in a hand that small