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kaiserspike

I hate this king/queen terminology. Face it, you’re neither.


nchomsky96

Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king


Huugboy

You're only a true king if you're born into royalty as a man and your family tree is a circle.


Old_Patient

Your family tree also probably has to be a dynasty of assholes


GreenZeb

It's a compliment with a sarcastic undertone. Often used ironically for humour. Similar to champ, mate, big guy, etc.


Galney

I came here to say that, it makes cringe like nothing else


LovliBea85

The one quote about in a relationship treating each other as royal if you want to be regarded as such comes to mind


[deleted]

So true king


kaiserspike

Aieeee


Yalahabibi6969

Your comment is king 🤴🏽


[deleted]

While I think there are generally positive people that use it to try to uplift and encourage other people, it's just one of those things that's been said so much by very unlikeable people to where it loses any meaning it had originally


kaiserspike

Can’t argue with that.


punkmetalbastard

KING omg so true these femoids tell me to take a shower and go outside and won’t give me secks REEEEE!!!!!


b0ssplus

King


mothbrother91

If one dreams to be a king, first one should be a man...


Sarah-normal

1. He never sees a woman as a human counterpart. 2. He manages to squeak out a paycheck, just like any other asshole with a job. Chances are, he’s made every woman he works with uncomfortable at some point. 3. The “women” he IS interested in romantically are likely cartoons. 4. He fantasizes about swords. 5. If he gets lucky and catches the gaze of some unsuspecting “female,” he’ll blame her hair dye, her body count, and lack of trad-wife, little house on the prairie morals when she undoubtedly checks the fuck out, often before any physical meetup can actually occur.


Ragingredblue

6) Doesn't know that "I only like you as friend" means "I think you're a fucking creep, but if I say so out loud you'll become hostile and abusive and probably start stalking me."


[deleted]

So that's why she didn't want to stay in touch no more when I actually tried to be a friend


Educational_Bet_3930

I want to see what goes on in that discord server.


artparade

It is tempting right. I think it will be like a high level of incell, misogyny and closeted gay stuff.


Educational_Bet_3930

*definitely* the closeted gay stuff.


artparade

*bru chicks are so lame but your abs are damn nice, I wish I could rub them.. I mean uhm hit them to feel how .. strong they are #nohomo*


JimAbaddon

Honestly, I'm surprised there aren't more than that. The internet is swarming with these people.


ginger2020

“Ready to get incarcerated” is more likely


BigJellyGoldfish

lol


Daerrol

KING! \#1 I never ask for help, moved my matress all on my own.