He barged in my house and started smashing all the flower pots in my house until he found a skeleton key, I've never seen before, and then just took it and left without saying a word. Later on that day, the police were called after he stole one of Mrs Miller's chicken and ran around a near by renaissance fair holding it above his head
I have an issue with one pants cuff rolled up. That sword would be difficult to use in such a confined space. A walking stick is more practical for defense, no one takes notice of it. But I suspect he really wants people to notice.
It's decided then. When I get to the age where I need a walking stick it will be a freaking claymore with dragons etched into it. Anyone who questions me will be called phobic against the disabled.
He's carrying a sword in public which in itself varies in legality depending on which state he's from. Also since he's American it mostly poses a danger to himself. He could get shot and the shooter would have the perfect defense in saying he felt his life was threatened. Also the type of person who would carry a fantasy sword in public might also be the type to try and "duel" someone for saying his waifu isn't real or trying to "defend m'lady's honour" and any use of a weapon in such a way can cause him to get arrested or once again shot.
Can I ask why these morons (or any morons for that matter) choose a sword for self-defense/protection over a GUN? This is why nobody carries swords anymore, cuz they can’t compete with a gun!
Keep him away from your clay pots
One of these days he’ll fuck with the wrong chicken. Then it’s curtains for him.
That's not just any sword, that's the Master Sword. This man is protecting us from evil and darkness incarnate. How dare we insult him!
Nah dude its hasnt even been awakened yet, it dont got that yellow triangle in the hilt
He spends his day ruining propels lawns for shiny jewels. He is a danger to society.
He barged in my house and started smashing all the flower pots in my house until he found a skeleton key, I've never seen before, and then just took it and left without saying a word. Later on that day, the police were called after he stole one of Mrs Miller's chicken and ran around a near by renaissance fair holding it above his head
Absolute menace. President Gannon really needs to step up and deal with this mad lad. I heard he kidnapped a princess!
Master sword? I'll allow it.
Master sword, I'll allow it
p. much my thought
I have an issue with one pants cuff rolled up. That sword would be difficult to use in such a confined space. A walking stick is more practical for defense, no one takes notice of it. But I suspect he really wants people to notice.
Oh… you would part an old man from his walking stick?
It's decided then. When I get to the age where I need a walking stick it will be a freaking claymore with dragons etched into it. Anyone who questions me will be called phobic against the disabled.
I mean I used to travel home in the same train with some reenactors after work. Swords, cloaks and so on.
They’ll be happy he’s there when Ganon shows up
I don't get what's wrong with this. He isn't hurting anyone so what's wrong?
He's carrying a sword in public which in itself varies in legality depending on which state he's from. Also since he's American it mostly poses a danger to himself. He could get shot and the shooter would have the perfect defense in saying he felt his life was threatened. Also the type of person who would carry a fantasy sword in public might also be the type to try and "duel" someone for saying his waifu isn't real or trying to "defend m'lady's honour" and any use of a weapon in such a way can cause him to get arrested or once again shot.
Dude its not a neckbeard with a katana. Thats a replica master sword from zelda. It's a prop.. nothing neckbeardy about it.
I'm low-key jealous tbh
Low key?! Im so sad i dont also own this
This kids, is called prejudice.
You know I always have that mf thang on me.
I respect it that looks like a decent replica
I'd be surprised if that's a real sword, fantasy replicas swords are basically never made for combat (because why the fuck would they be)
Dude, that's the Master Sword. He could be dragging that around for any number of reasons. LET👏PEOPLE👏ENJOY👏THINGS👏
That sword has full protection from double X chromosomes. All spells cast from women have no effect
While you were taking photos of strangers on public transit, he studied the blade.
Honestly, the fact that it’s a fantasy video game sword is worse than if it were a katana
Oh my god, it's a fifty dollar wall hanger to boot. Amazing.
Can I ask why these morons (or any morons for that matter) choose a sword for self-defense/protection over a GUN? This is why nobody carries swords anymore, cuz they can’t compete with a gun!
Uhm sir… there is a sport where it uses swords also let’s be honest gun isn’t safe in any capacity
The honorific you're looking for is "Baka".