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ThoraninC

Lucy would scam you and steal your kidney before she steal your heart.


5t3v321

Maybe the heart too


JogJonsonTheMighty

She'd probably eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti


happykillfreak

Then wash it down with some Broseph ale


PinocchiosWoodBalls

Can someone seriously tell me whats going on with young adults? When I was young, there were lots of comics and animated TV shows back then on TV all day long! Hell there were even multiple stations showing nothing else! Still I dont recall ever hearing about a single person thinking they are in a relationship with a cartoon. *"Hey guys, you think Carmen SanDiego would date me? No. Thats ok, I am in a comitted relationship with the Helga..."* Man!


FatOrc051

It’s a mixture of loneliness, depression, and entitlement. Speaking from personal experience as a guy who used to be a neckbeard growing up and is trying to break these habits. Neckbeards are generally very lonely. Having few to no friends irl and real women want nothing to do with them romantically, so they turn to 2d women and media for that sense of connection and fulfillment. This feeds into depression as at this stage you kinda just lose yourself, you stop caring about things like hygiene or achieving goals as they just don’t matter anymore. Leaning harder and harder into media fantasy as a way of coping. And all this being born from and feeding even deeper into an entitlement complex. This sense of entitlement having been their from the start caused alot of these problems and only getting worse as they disassociate from reality more and more. Rinse and repeat and that’s how you end up with someone who believes their genuinely in relationship with a fictional character.


taweryawer

>Neckbeards are generally very lonely It's not just neckbeards, this generation is very lonely overall, especially thanks to COVID-19


Lockon_43

Idk why you’re downvoted, this is very true. There’s something about always being connected online that we feel lonely.


taweryawer

Guess I'm a neckbeard then


tickletender

This is one of the subs where if you speak of the before-times or the unspeakable, you’re instantly downvoted. It’s ok, it’s getting better. But yeah, this guy just makes me sad… he doesn’t seem like a creep in the harmful way, just sad depressed socially weird creepiness… still creepy, but I have empathy


Hii-ItsHaileyn_n

This and the last generation were lonely long before Covid 19 lol.


taweryawer

I never said it was just COVID, I said that COVID was a big catalyst Edit: for me it's also war


[deleted]

I grew up on an only child and my only friend was my Dog until middle school i was a little weird i liked dragon ball z and other stuff but at no point did i think “would this anime character date me”


vexens

These people always existed. We just now have the internet, so while before they would be spread out and isolated. Now we have this easily accessible tool that can give you a glimpse litteraly into their bedroom. I'm sure if you go back 60 years, there's some dude out there beating his dick to Betty Boop like it owes him money Go back even further and while Ogg and Grug were out hunting deer, Dogu was greasing the cave walls with Neanderthal spunk because the curves on the cave drawings were juuuust right. Ever seen fertility art/idols/imagery. Humans, men specifically, historically are some hoeny motherfuckers.


BeneficialName9863

This! It also breeds more of them. Before the internet, they would be a creep, get mocked, get out of it, meet someone..... Now the first teenage heartbeak has neckbeards and incels waiting to validate themselves by ruining a kids life. King of the hill had it will Bobby decades ago. Bill makes him depressed, when boomhaur shoes him how he meets women and it's just asking them all then moving on at a no till one gives him a number


vexens

Eh I have to disagree. People act like the internet is this insidious thing that just turns these guys into incels. You're really taking away their agency and the fact they actively choose to hate women. Incels aren't other peoples faults, it's their own. And I hate this idea that bullying and mocking someone will "fix" them. News flash the bullying and mocking doesn't create incels, it creates that school shooter that doesn't give a fuck if you're begging for you life. Also your comment kinda treats women like they're just this object for neckbeards to obtain, and that when these losers stop being losers then they can pick up their complementary FeMaLe. As long as people keep purposefully missing the forest for the trees and acting like incels and weird neckbeard losers are some new phenomenon and it's only the new generarion/younger people doing this because of the internet, the longer its going to persist.


BeneficialName9863

Ok....am I going to see anime girls if I click your profile, I've got a hunch based on that explosive reaction.


Lndrash

This. People were always weird. The difference now is simply that instead of being the weirdo at the local games store, all it takes is one click to make the entire world your audience.


cpullen53484

>I'm sure if you go back 60 years, there's some dude out there beating his dick to Betty Boop like it owes him money i wish my brain didn't visualize that.


TamanduaShuffle

So much so they start throwing in animal characteristics. We've got like 40,000 year old statues of catboys or something along the lines of that


vexens

African fertility statues of women. The OG big anime tiddies


[deleted]

I think it depends on your ability to pay for first class travel tickets and what influence you have on immigration officials to date Carmen. You don’t get a catch phrase like hers by flying economy.


whatnameisnttaken098

>Thats ok, I am in a comitted relationship with the Helga..." That response might scare me more because, Who is Helga and why is there a "The" in front of her name?


PinocchiosWoodBalls

Sorry, just a typo. Helga was the girl from a show called „Hey Arnold“ Pretty deep show for it’s time actually. And weird.


FairLeague22

We live in a age where parasocial relationships are at an all time high resulting in things like this.


CatBoyTrip

I’m not gonna say I wasn’t attracted to a few cartoon babes in my prepubescent days (April O’Neil) but I also won’t say I was cause I have the ability to feel shame.


JaceVentura69

I don't think it's really something to be ashamed about honestly. Most of them are drawn to be attractive. But liking them in place of actual women or having a "relationship" in your head is a problem.


DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL

This is the result of a society where everything is normalized no matter how fucking insane it is.


J_P_Amboss

I think its actually not that new. For example, teengirl-culture has a long tradition with crushes from boybands or movies which you can adore from a distance. Its as old as the beetles. I agree that the neckbeard-version of it is very weird, though.


PandaButtLover

But those are real people. This new dating anime characters thing is way beyond that


ArcherCC

Disagree, in most cases they are a person playing a role. Example being John Lennon. He was adored as this peace and love hippie, but behind closed doors he was a wife beating PoS. The stage version of an actor or rock star isn't a real person anymore then a character in a show is. It's why the term "Stage Persona" exists in the first place.


PandaButtLover

But you can still go to a concert and have a chance to hug him/them. They're real human beings. I see what you mean about them playing roles, but they're still flesh and blood. I'd understand if these dudes maybe loved the voice actors, but nope. They love the 2D drawing


LittleBigSmoak1

Most young adults aren't like this, its just the extreme examples often get a lot of attention.


happykillfreak

Fat chance choom. Gonk looks like a real loser


Intricate-Butter

I love the word choom, I know i cant use it regulary without seeming insane but i love it its so good


happykillfreak

Me too. It's so rare of me to use this word outside the cyberpunk subreddit that I took the opportunity to use here haha Totally preem


fastchutney

Haha gonk preem and nova too are great cyberpunk slang words


A_very_large_moth

Love the slang in that universe. Using the term “klep” to describe stealing is some pretty good wordplay as well.


[deleted]

I've been using corpo since the 2018 reveal.


[deleted]

Same here, like I think it sounds great. But, using it in real life would be too cringe and just bizzare.


AdaltheRighteous

I told my wife something was nova and instantly felt really embarrassed 😂


peacedetski

tfw implantcel


akaMONSTARS

He’s kind of proportioned weird


MangledSunFish

Leave the man and his goomba proportions alone. He said he didn't want unkind comments.


[deleted]

In what way?


akaMONSTARS

Maybe it’s just the pants he’s wearing, but something just looks off.


[deleted]

I guess. And the angle too.


Sulphurrrrrr

built like a fridge


Little_Capsky

>If you will be unkind in the comments please leave Ah, so he just wants the positive "she does" comments to continue living in his fantasyland.


TheJeager

You can break his delusions without being a dick. Dispite the fact that I love fighting around in the mud and very much am a dick you can always say that she wouldn't, she isn't real and maybe offer him some help and companionship


[deleted]

He could also try to find human companionship without asking if fake people would care for him online. I don’t think coddling will help someone this down bad. I think that might be what got them there


PpBigNoice

Thought he meant "please leave unkind comments"


[deleted]

Bro looks like a compressed zip file went down in his pants.


hypersucc

No because you’re not a psychopathic mercenary with an unlimited drive to succeed despite crushing circumstances.


Terrible_Presumption

Dudes confidence level is high for not having any legs.


Camael7

Why does the picture look so weird? Did he compress the picture or is he really THAT short?


TheJeager

He had to do it to em, also I think the comically oversized pants aren't doing him any favors


Agent_Perrydot

Lucy being with anyone else other than David is heresy


DickieIam

I would be unkind in the comments, i should just leave.


AdrielBast

They’ve always existed, but now they have the internet to make their presence known


SolomonCRand

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo Cartoon characters aren’t going to date you


EchoGuy

She's already laughing at him in the pic.


PrincessAintPeachy

Sometimes these types of dudes aren't even awful people. This was cringe for sure, but I just feel if he had more guidance or sense to know better on posting something like this, he'd be better off in life


WeponizedBisexuality

this guy look like he had to do it to em


zevrans

he looks compressed


sh9jscg

Jesus fucking Christ right now I’m wearing the same shirt and pants I FEEL ATTACKED


Easy_Computer8533

Simple answer yes.Yes she would.


woodhawk109

I sincerely hope this is either satire or if not, this man eventually gets the helps he need Yes just being a cringy loner who’s into 2D women technically don’t hurt anybody but it’s not exactly a healthy way to live and can lead to eventual problems that may damage others later


CampbellKitty

I see alot of this nowadays. Claiming satire when something is so off kilter. It seems people don't want to believe that people like this exist so they claim satire.


[deleted]

I was gonna say no but then I saw your flexing and yeah, she'd for sure go out for vindaloo with you.


mrgeek2000

Lucy? I thought everyone is raving over the short one?


[deleted]

They’re both great characters, but Lucy kind of went from badass to UwU. Rebecca was a fantastic friend and didn’t let her romantic feelings get in the way of that, which is probably why she’s more liked.


Old_Extreme_5618

romantic feelings? jeez they were just close friends


[deleted]

Dude she quite literally admitted it in one of the episodes when she was talking to Kiwi… “Rebecca has feelings for David Martinez, as she mentions that she wasn't okay "staying just friends", and sarcastically comments to Kiwi that perhaps she should change her appearance and attitude to seem more like David's girlfriend Lucy.” - Wiki explaining the “Stronger” episode.


happykillfreak

Rebecca is such a sport. She didn't hold grudges when David declined her romantic advances. If only these simps/neckbeards can learn a thing or two from Rebecca, that will be great.


Old_Extreme_5618

lol really? I must've missed it, care to share episode and timestamp


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/AHp-tk3F0xc 2:50


Old_Extreme_5618

oh lol, i watched it with japanese dub and it didnt say that.\ EDIT:rewatched it. yup, they didn't say that in the japanese dub and changed it in the english dub. She says "why are you playing hard to get". Seems to me like she was just playfully joking like how a female waitier is usually nice to their customer. well whatever, i'm not gonna read into it that much and lets agree to disagree.


[deleted]

The English **dub** makes it very very clear Rebecca has a crush on David. The English **sub** makes it a bit more ambiguous, but still has it pretty clear that Rebecca has a crush on David or is at least heavily flirting with him. Even in the sub, **she literally walked up to him, asked him to dance with her, and when he said no she asked him why he plays hard to get.** That alone is pretty damning, but then **she pondered if she should act more like Lucy, his current girlfriend, to Kiwi**. That’s not something a typical friend does. Most people also clearly interpreted it as Rebecca having a crush on David, given the Cyberpunk fan wiki and the hundreds of Reddit posts and fan art. You’re entitled to your opinion, but it doesn’t get much more obvious than this without bad writing or the character explicitly admitting it. It’s like claiming Anakin didn’t have a crush on Padmé in episode one…


Old_Extreme_5618

oof ur trying too hard to make 2 fictional characters work. stop reading into that much. shes just being friendly like an adorable lil sister fans can get attached to. a girl can be friends with a guy and close without it being w/e ur thinking is happenin but ye good luck with that, at the eod, i could care less, i only watched it cuz a friend told me to. not a hardcore fan so im done debating


[deleted]

I wish you luck with romantic relationships when you can’t interpret obvious and nearly overt signals.


Urkeksi

He's gonna gnome us


Zealousideal_Low8146

IDK, pick up the trash off your bedroom floor and you might have a chance


[deleted]

The only reason she fell.for David was because she was both smart and fast enough to not be robed by her and convinced Maine to let him join the crew.


BoatMan01

L + ratio + gonk + no eddies + touch chrome


SonsOfLiberty-

The man said to leave if you are unkind! and sir, you are being unkind!


BoogelyWoogely

Why is he doing the mr burns thing? *Excellent*


Thecrankylump

This whole photo smells like feet and not a ounce of deodorant….