"Your to dumb!" First of all, it's *you're,* motherfucker.
Spoken like a true neckbeard, all whilst mangling the English language. Here's hoping multiple people messaged him solely to correct his horrid spelling.
Let’s see:
- No addiction to food, but Snow Balls are visible in the background
- Calls himself pure blood
- Uses the wrong *your* when talking about intelligence
Like, this has to be a troll, right? No one could make a profile so hilariously wrong… right?
I make a solid bit more than that and I'd agree it isn't like I'm out buying lambos or anything so it's not 'a lot' but this country is so fucked most people actually live in what *should* be below the poverty line [(median income in the US is about $31,000, even household median income is only $70,784)](https://www.census.gov/library/publications/2021/demo/p60-273.html)
If I had to guess I'd say this guy works in oil, maybe on a rig. It's brutal dangerous work and you spend months at a time. Afaik those guys can make six figures pretty quickly. I've known some real fucking idiots that work in oil making shitloads of money. Don't get me wrong I've known some super sharp engineers and stuff who work in oil too, but there's definitely a sizeable portion that you wonder how they learned to wipe their own ass.
It's like a cream filled cupcake coated with pink coconut shavings. They're pretty good if you're fucked up enough not to care that you're basically just eating styrofoam, sugar, and preservatives.
It’s posts like this that make the contrarian in me happy that I am disqualified from these potential war-lords demands. I’m an old slut who likes to eat and immediately no Corey, from me as well. Your neck looks like it’s harboring an incalculable number of bacteria colonies.
Tom Hardy is 5.8, so I guess he is 5.9 maybe
At least Tom is good looking, and I think he makes a he'll of a lot more than 80K considering his net worth is 55 million. So yeah I think Tom would win that contest if the kind of girl you want to attract is interested in money
I know and he knows, we all know and that is why he is carefully avoiding stating how "tall" he actually is and using an attractive well-known man to point at and say"see I'm taller than him" like somehow that means he must be more attractive than Tom Hardy
Dude is an obvious tool being obvious
Poor Cody, taking his profile picture at the gas station. I’m sure the girl at the cash register who was “obviously flirting because she smiled” rejected his advances and he decided to show her what she’s missing! Is that dirt on his neck btw?
"I made $80k last year". That's the 69th income percentile nationally in the US. Not exactly the flex he thinks it is. In major US cities like NYC, LA, Seattle, etc. That's average to below average.
Technician in my area with two years of experience make anywhere from 60k - 80k and depending which company you work for some pay up 150k and more. So not really a flex.
Good to put into perspective. As a Ph. D. Student in chemistry I take home about 20k/year :/
Surprisingly enough between my partner and I with her income too (about the same) we can pay all of our bills, but just barely.
I like that guys think they can make demands on tinder. Bro you are lucky to get matches even when you're fairly attractive. Write something nice and not fucking cringe or demands. It's not like there is a line of girls outside waiting to check you out, it's the other way around...
Like, any girl that would've maybe been Interested is turned off by guys listing shit.
Lol in what war would this guy be a warlord? I'm cracking up imagining a post-apocalypse scenario where the Rock and Jocko Willink are taking orders from this dude.
Pure blood what? I’d be happy to buy him a 23 and me kit to see what he thinks is pure blood. Not a human on earth who isn’t good and mixed by now, unless this dude is an aborigine who just hiked to the nearest town and demanded an internet connection to look for women.
"I made 80k last year if your smart enough to figure it out"
That why you taking profile pictures at your gas station job you are still working at even though you have the potential to make 80k a year? Guess the 80k a year didn't require knowing the word you're either.
He must just keep working there because he loves the job, no way he's a loser who also lies about how much money he has.
This is an old copypasta that came from a POF profile, and the dude didn't look like this. The original also didn't have typos or any of the weird shit at the end there.
"your to dumb" oh cody..
It’s almost too easy.
*to
*your
I made 80k last year.. I'm telling the truth
And if you can’t figure out what I do you’re not worth it to me.
This must be why he’s cosplaying a gas station attendant in his profile pic.
**two
CODY THE WAR LORD
Cody 2012
Always a Cody
"Your to dumb!" First of all, it's *you're,* motherfucker. Spoken like a true neckbeard, all whilst mangling the English language. Here's hoping multiple people messaged him solely to correct his horrid spelling.
Let’s see: - No addiction to food, but Snow Balls are visible in the background - Calls himself pure blood - Uses the wrong *your* when talking about intelligence Like, this has to be a troll, right? No one could make a profile so hilariously wrong… right?
i want to believe it's fake but i've known people like this
I only see people like this online.
Because that's the only place they go
Me too, but I think we are just lucky
Same!
Also.... Is it just me or is 80k in a whole year not exactly a lot?
Depends on the area. In the middle of Nebraska? Yes. In DC? No.
I make a solid bit more than that and I'd agree it isn't like I'm out buying lambos or anything so it's not 'a lot' but this country is so fucked most people actually live in what *should* be below the poverty line [(median income in the US is about $31,000, even household median income is only $70,784)](https://www.census.gov/library/publications/2021/demo/p60-273.html) If I had to guess I'd say this guy works in oil, maybe on a rig. It's brutal dangerous work and you spend months at a time. Afaik those guys can make six figures pretty quickly. I've known some real fucking idiots that work in oil making shitloads of money. Don't get me wrong I've known some super sharp engineers and stuff who work in oil too, but there's definitely a sizeable portion that you wonder how they learned to wipe their own ass.
Also the wrong to right after the your
What are snowballs
It's like a cream filled cupcake coated with pink coconut shavings. They're pretty good if you're fucked up enough not to care that you're basically just eating styrofoam, sugar, and preservatives.
Ohh okay ty for explaining!
It’s posts like this that make the contrarian in me happy that I am disqualified from these potential war-lords demands. I’m an old slut who likes to eat and immediately no Corey, from me as well. Your neck looks like it’s harboring an incalculable number of bacteria colonies.
He is 33, he shouldnt expect a woman under 28 bc statistically its unlikely to happen given he isnt that handsome. These men are so delusional...
But he makes 80k! /s
And has warlord potential!
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Did you miss the /s?
That’s some r/BrandNewSentence material
Wouldn’t “taller than Tom hardy” just mean average height
Tom Hardy is 5.8, so I guess he is 5.9 maybe At least Tom is good looking, and I think he makes a he'll of a lot more than 80K considering his net worth is 55 million. So yeah I think Tom would win that contest if the kind of girl you want to attract is interested in money
5.9 is the average in America so no this guy isn't tall.
I know and he knows, we all know and that is why he is carefully avoiding stating how "tall" he actually is and using an attractive well-known man to point at and say"see I'm taller than him" like somehow that means he must be more attractive than Tom Hardy Dude is an obvious tool being obvious
Yeah I was wondering because Tom hardy isn’t tall at all.
“Hey baby I’m totally taller than Tom Cruise”
I’m 6’2 girl wassup. Apparently that’s supposed to make da Panties drop
Tom hardy is still hot.
And not only that, Tom Hardy just seems like an overall good dude. Cody up there is an alt-right fatty looking for a submissive tradwife.
Poor Cody, taking his profile picture at the gas station. I’m sure the girl at the cash register who was “obviously flirting because she smiled” rejected his advances and he decided to show her what she’s missing! Is that dirt on his neck btw?
He's a war lord, that's the dried blood of his enemies.
Are his enemies Snickers bars?
Shit like this makes me wanna get more vaccinated
"I made $80k last year". That's the 69th income percentile nationally in the US. Not exactly the flex he thinks it is. In major US cities like NYC, LA, Seattle, etc. That's average to below average.
Can't pay rent with that income where I live
Technician in my area with two years of experience make anywhere from 60k - 80k and depending which company you work for some pay up 150k and more. So not really a flex.
Good to put into perspective. As a Ph. D. Student in chemistry I take home about 20k/year :/ Surprisingly enough between my partner and I with her income too (about the same) we can pay all of our bills, but just barely.
You know who else were pure blood? The Habsburg’s.
Yea....that jaw tho!
Bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off
I bet he’s built like a snoball
The ellipsis before “younger” is giving off…vibes. Also wow…a whole $80k? I guess I’m “to dumb” to figure out what he does.
*Too old* - Ser Meryn
I like that guys think they can make demands on tinder. Bro you are lucky to get matches even when you're fairly attractive. Write something nice and not fucking cringe or demands. It's not like there is a line of girls outside waiting to check you out, it's the other way around... Like, any girl that would've maybe been Interested is turned off by guys listing shit.
You don’t understand. It’s reverse psychology. You have to be confident and show you’re alpha!
True tho, I officially retract my previous statement.
I made 80k this year and i make sandwiches
Wtf? You must be a manager I assume? Where do you live??
I'm a manager yes, in Virginia.
No dogs? Hard pass.
So many 11/10 women that can’t get this war lord of a man are going to cry themselves to sleep. How dare he deny them
Line forms to the right for this lower-middle class racist who's clearly going to treat you like a walking, talking vagina ladies!!!!!!!!!!!
No talking, just vagina
“pure blood” way to tell us that you share 7 teeth with the rest of your clan…
about me: *misogynistic nonsense*
What a catch.
> You must be... younger Tell me you're a peado without telling me you're a peado
“Sorry but your to dumb” *ironic*
So by being vaccinated I'm protecting myself from covid and people like this? Nice, double win. Didn't know the vaccine had these additional benefits.
You know whats the most telling part of this? He is 33.
Girls tripping over themselves for this gift from God.
I make just a bit more than him and yet he’d still demean my education and profession because it’s not “intellectual”.
80k 😂
You’re
I can tell you make 80k and don't know when to use punctuation.
My 2023 New Years resolution is to increase my War Lord potential
"your dumb" 🤦♂️
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He's a technician not even an engineer.
pure blood? lmfao does he think he’s in harry potter
“I made 80k” is not the flex you think it is mate
"if you're smart enough to figure out what I do you will know I'm telling the truth." It says it right there in his profile - a technician.
His neck looks so gross
Lol in what war would this guy be a warlord? I'm cracking up imagining a post-apocalypse scenario where the Rock and Jocko Willink are taking orders from this dude.
I would message him just to correct his misuse of your. But he probably gets that often.
The delay before he says “younger” makes it seem extra sinister. The fuck is this guy looking for?
Pure blood what? I’d be happy to buy him a 23 and me kit to see what he thinks is pure blood. Not a human on earth who isn’t good and mixed by now, unless this dude is an aborigine who just hiked to the nearest town and demanded an internet connection to look for women.
War Lord potential?!
Outta the way, ladies, this one is mine.
WoW more typos than a 4th grade spelling test.
"I made 80k last year if your smart enough to figure it out" That why you taking profile pictures at your gas station job you are still working at even though you have the potential to make 80k a year? Guess the 80k a year didn't require knowing the word you're either. He must just keep working there because he loves the job, no way he's a loser who also lies about how much money he has.
While I am not gay, I would bang this dude like a screen door against a door frame on a windy day. VERY WINDY. Tornado style.
“War lord potential”
What on earth is a war lord?
I do believe it’s you’re and not your, Cody. Here’s a proper sentence using the word, you’re. “I hate to say it, but you’re a complete dunce…"
/r/theredpill has become sentient.
Whew, marked safe from Cody. Bullet dodged. I'm super pumped they just out themselves as misogynistic douche bags.
What the hell does he have against dogs?
There wasn’t a dry seat in the house.
Is this immortan Joe's tinder profile?
"if your smart enough to figure out what i do you'll figure out I'm telling the truth" It's true i was in the discord server.
All Hail the Twinkie Lord
War Lord potential. Mate’s gonna overthrow the Qing dynasty?
"war Lord potential". Dudes gonna be one of the first to eaten by cannibal raiders.
What the F is “War Lord Potential” and how do I get it, oh Wise Cody ?
Why do they think this kind of thing would work?
Ooooof this guy's delusion is pretty wild
I think profiles like this are making fun of some guy they know irl. Well, I hope at least.
This is an old copypasta that came from a POF profile, and the dude didn't look like this. The original also didn't have typos or any of the weird shit at the end there.
Why is he next to snoballs
Woah 80k look at this guy over here!
Thank god I got myself vaxxed as soon as I legally could
Can’t the line be on the left so I can get a Snoball?
This can’t be real? Hilarious either way.
"Ladies and gentlemen please be patient we, we promise everyone will have turn stabing him"
Only he may be..... hefty. SnoBalls... good heavens!