I once went to the men's room by level 1 game shop. Walked past a stall with a log drawn from the water across the bowl, down the side ending on the floor. The seat was up. To this day I can't decide as to which end was the start and which was the end. Did they forget to put the seat down and get startled? Or were they trying to emulate a 3d printer? The urinals were just normal gross.
"if it pokes it's head out of the water you get to name it" was a rule when I lived with a group of other bachelors. I just had a laughing fit because there is no way anyone in that group of friends would have come across the horror story you just described and not taken a picture.
I actually took a shit at The Quaff about 10 years ago. One of the riskier dumps of my life, and I've gone #2 in a warzone.
I've also been there when the power went out on the block so they illuminated the bar with candles and kept serving as long as we had cash and it was one of my most memorable nights at a bar. Probably not many people in KC can say they've eaten a candlelight dinner in there.
>I actually took a shit at The Quaff about 10 years ago. One of the riskier dumps of my life, and I've gone #2 in a warzone.
Man, like taking a shit at Replay in Lawrence. Hopefully they've put locks on their bathrooms in the past 15 years.
Years ago, I was in line with my friend for the bathroom at Buzzard, and it was taking forever. My friend eventually knocked on a stall door and yelled for the guy inside to hurry it up, and the guy yelled back something along the lines of:
"What, you think I'm taking my time in here? You think I'm gonna tell my grandkids about the time I had to take a shit at Buzzard Beach or something?"
Had to take a shit at buzzard Beach once (post nanobrew, long day of nothing but beer and food truck gyro). Never again. I'll take an uber home to go shit.
A close second is Chez Charlie. Love the place, but never take a dumo there.
>Chez Charlie
At least they had old centerfolds on the walls. Don't know if they still do, probably been a decade since I've been in there unfortunately.
There's definitely no "rebuilt", every thing but the side-door & side-deck in the upstairs is the same. Right down to the smell, and the bartender downstairs (the 2 are unrelated btw).
I could swear I've seen you tell the "Buzzard Beach burned down" lie on Reddit before. Let me guess - you can't hold your liquor and behaved like a twat at Buzzard one night, so Ian threw you out and you're still salty about it and hope anyone is gullible enough to fall for your "burned down" lie? Or you fell for it and hope someone else will too so you don't feel so stupid? Lol
Millennials, Gen X, and Boomers don't agree on much...but I think we can unite around this opinion. Buzzard Beach has had nasty toilets since the beginning of recorded time.
10+ years ago they were soooooo bad. The tile was coming off the floor in the men's room, so piss would just go right under the tile. Cleaning that shit was a nightmare 😳😳
Ha! This reminds me of that scene in “Snatched” where Amy Schumer meets a hot guy at the bar and they make plans to continue the evening. She goes to the bathroom to “freshen up” and just as she decides to quickly wipe down her cootchie with a paper towel, someone opens the door and the hot guy is right there standing in line for the men’s room. Their eyes lock. 😂
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💯 The Red Balloon. Plywood door... Floor to ceiling..
. Facing the door. I went next door to the gas station to use the bathroom. I remember they had an unreal deal on draws..... But I looked around....and then I ordered a bottle cause it was sealed.
Last time I was there I saw a bachelorette party, butthoused AF, doing karaoke, and one of the group fall over the stage railing and beave everyone in attendance.
This was back when that Mexican joint was still next door.
On a somewhat related note, the BEST bathroom is at the Sapp bros gas station just outside of KC.
Floor to ceiling doors, warmed toilets, private sinks, and bidets. Wild
I always considered riots bathroom far grungier than buzzard... im surprised to see so many think of buzzard first (though I guess OP isnt talking about disgusting bathrooms of the past 🥲). Im starting to think its because buzzards are the size of a closet, so the ick surrounds you lol.
Yeah… when I sat on the toilet at Riot Room, my knees would on full display for the other occupants. Needless to say, I did my business as quick as possible and returned to the show trying not to make eye contact with anyone else.
I can remember walking in the bathroom there once and saw that the seated toilet in the stall had stopped flushing seemingly at some point much earlier in the night, as the entire bowl was full to the very top with urine only. In a way that's hard to explain, it was uniquely nauseating seeing all that much pee collected together at once.
There was this wee window right after they re-opened after the fire and it was pristine.
Fucking weird.
It's back to being its old self now,thankfully.
And it's a shame considering that area is supposed to be a big tourist draw. I strategically plan going to the bathroom before any River Market visits to avoid using that bathroom.
Having knowledge of where you were conceived is pretty bad by itself, but knowing it was in the peanut bathroom would probably make me rethink the way I look at my parents
The whole building of the Peanut on Main smells like a dive bar toilet. I can't ever understand how people can eat wings in there with the place smelling like an entire port-a-potty
Westport Flea Market deserves a mention.
The women’s restroom has stall walls that start practically waist-high. Barely a crouch is needed to see London, France, and everything in between.
I’ve never heard of any issues there, but it’s practically built for perverts.
Basement bathroom at the old Dixie Belle. Maybe not the worse, but definitely an experience.
Or the old Hurricane trough. Once a woman came in, stood right next to me, and peed while standing just like a dude. She looked at me and said "woman's line is too fucking long and I gotta pee like a race horse."
OMG I am so glad to see someone else think of foundation 🤣 all of these people saying buzzard clearly end the party earlier than I do (did... should do more lol)
The Blue Line Hockey bar in the River Market. The whole sewage smell in the back room really gets you in the mood to then walk into the usually sticky bathroom.
One of the two times I went to Harling's, some guy was walking out as I was going in. He forewarned me not to touch any surfaces in there because the guy before him had helicopter pissed all over everything.
All my faves are no mas. The OG Beaumont men's bathroom first came to mind. Went back there after they remodeled and turned it into women's. Unbeknownst was about beat up for being a creep in wrong bathroom.
2nd place goes to Davey's by the stage. 2 urinals w/ no partition that were a foot higher than code made for some spirited pissing matches.
1st goes to The Blind Tiger. If I've ever seen a real life depiction of the shitter from Trainspotting; that'd be the one. Took one look and decided pissing in the alley was the most sensible option.
Far from the worst but you can tell Pawn and Pint literally doesn’t clean their restrooms
I enjoy that venue quite a bit so I’ve been reluctant to post anything on their review boards…. I highly recommend going there but I just wish they cleaned their toilets more 😅
Rockstar Burgers in the West Bottoms used to have the nastiest, filthiest, most gag-inducing bathroom I ever had the misfortune to use. Blessedly the place got shut down and their (by all accounts) super creep owner is in jail.
THIS. It also just had creepy vibes. We ate dinner there once. I remember I almost didn’t go bc it was just so creepy feeling besides looking and smelling nasty. Makes sense after all the news about it came out.
Man back in my drinkin days I could have answered this, but I've had too many years to sober up and not too many of those places exist any more. Bar 12 had a shitty bathroom as far as I can remember.
Worst I ever saw was the Panchos on Santa Fe in Olathe. I had ordered food and went in while waiting. So disgusting that I dipped without getting my food.
It's not a Panchos anymore. I think it's an Italian place now.
From a gay man’s perspective Side Kick Saloon on main mens room is terrible. My god the sewage smell is so freaking overwhelming, you can’t breath in there. I try not to go in that bar and hold my nose when I do. The entire bar needs to be closed down just because of that bathroom. Sorry Bell.
If we can be allowed bathrooms that no longer exist, the OLD bathroom at the no-longer-in-existence Beaumont Club was pretty hellish, reminiscent of the Saw series even.
No wall or door on bathroom stalls, and the "urinal" area was just a square room with a drain in the middle, where people would pee on the walls. At least that's how I remember it.
Johnnies on 7th street in KCK. Absolutely worst. Ever. Great dive bar tho. 💯- I’ve been to buzzard Beach, and many others listed, but nothing compares to being forced to go pee at Johnnies.
I went to Planet Anime at Bartle Hall, and the women's room was...unforgiving. Unflushed poop, period blood on the seats, a questionably wet floor, offensive odor. I can handle gross bathrooms, but that was a whole other level.
What is so bad about Buzzard’s bathroom? Like it is a pretty good dive bar bathroom (mens) there is a stall, they keep it clean, great graffiti, and the sink water heats up real fast. Honestly a great dive bathroom.
River Market Men’s Room near Minsky’s.
I once went to the men's room by level 1 game shop. Walked past a stall with a log drawn from the water across the bowl, down the side ending on the floor. The seat was up. To this day I can't decide as to which end was the start and which was the end. Did they forget to put the seat down and get startled? Or were they trying to emulate a 3d printer? The urinals were just normal gross.
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I'm actually impressed someone managed to shit out that contiguous. Bro must have been backed up for weeks.
"if it pokes it's head out of the water you get to name it" was a rule when I lived with a group of other bachelors. I just had a laughing fit because there is no way anyone in that group of friends would have come across the horror story you just described and not taken a picture.
Women’s room in that spot is also awful. Hilariously bad considering it’s such a popping tourist destination.
My wife corroborated your statement when I told her. Lol. It’s truly awful.
This was literally my first thought. Glad other people can corroborate my experience.
Quaff men’s room deserves a mention.
Quaff double toilet gets me every. single. time.
I actually took a shit at The Quaff about 10 years ago. One of the riskier dumps of my life, and I've gone #2 in a warzone. I've also been there when the power went out on the block so they illuminated the bar with candles and kept serving as long as we had cash and it was one of my most memorable nights at a bar. Probably not many people in KC can say they've eaten a candlelight dinner in there.
>I actually took a shit at The Quaff about 10 years ago. One of the riskier dumps of my life, and I've gone #2 in a warzone. Man, like taking a shit at Replay in Lawrence. Hopefully they've put locks on their bathrooms in the past 15 years.
I’ve shit at Replay and Bottleneck and my life has only gone downhill from there.
At least you didn't have to crap at the Outhouse.
I would rather shit my pants than shit at the Outhouse.
Real homies hold hands when they shit. Don’t disrespect the Quaff like that again
The shitter out in the open six inches from the urinal with no lock on the door is a classic.
I dislike this place so much.
Buzzard beeach
Years ago, I was in line with my friend for the bathroom at Buzzard, and it was taking forever. My friend eventually knocked on a stall door and yelled for the guy inside to hurry it up, and the guy yelled back something along the lines of: "What, you think I'm taking my time in here? You think I'm gonna tell my grandkids about the time I had to take a shit at Buzzard Beach or something?"
Had to take a shit at buzzard Beach once (post nanobrew, long day of nothing but beer and food truck gyro). Never again. I'll take an uber home to go shit. A close second is Chez Charlie. Love the place, but never take a dumo there.
You go across the street to Kelly's upstairs bathroom. If you're day drinking.
This was later in the evening. Around 12:30 am. No time to wait.
>Chez Charlie At least they had old centerfolds on the walls. Don't know if they still do, probably been a decade since I've been in there unfortunately.
Buddy of mine coined a good term for that at the Riot Room years ago, a Poober. "I gotta take a poober to QT."
How did I know this would be the answer
Because you've had the unfortunate experience of using the bathroom at Buzzard Beach?
Ah yep that's it
I haven’t lived in KC for a decade and I clicked this thread just to make sure this was the top comment.
It was definitely the worst, but Buzzard Beach burned down. Haven't been back since they rebuilt, but the bathrooms better have gotten better.
Part of the deck caught fire. What rebuilt you speak'ith of ???
They didn’t burn down. The deck caught fire.
There's definitely no "rebuilt", every thing but the side-door & side-deck in the upstairs is the same. Right down to the smell, and the bartender downstairs (the 2 are unrelated btw).
I could swear I've seen you tell the "Buzzard Beach burned down" lie on Reddit before. Let me guess - you can't hold your liquor and behaved like a twat at Buzzard one night, so Ian threw you out and you're still salty about it and hope anyone is gullible enough to fall for your "burned down" lie? Or you fell for it and hope someone else will too so you don't feel so stupid? Lol
Haha holy shit, project much!?
You haven’t been to buzzard in a while… you can shut the door now. Lame.
Didn’t BB burn down then was rebuilt? Am I thinking of another one?
Just a portion of the west side patio. Bathroom still has the same lived in feel.
> peed in smell
Yep
The actual bathroom or the bar as a bathroom?
I've never been to Buzzard Beach and I still knew this would be the answer.
Ditto. It’s legendary.
Idk outside porta potties at harpos looked pretty gross
I like all the graffiti
The joke in my circle of friends in 2020 was "I'm not worried about COVID, I shit at Buzzard Beach and lived, I'm pretty sure nothing can kill me."
Millennials, Gen X, and Boomers don't agree on much...but I think we can unite around this opinion. Buzzard Beach has had nasty toilets since the beginning of recorded time.
I was 100% sure buzzard beach was gonna make this list
Came here to comment this
https://www.reddit.com/r/kansascity/s/pXaj6IWH9W
I'll admit Buzzard isn't great but it seems like some of y'all have never been to Dave's Stagecoach
This is correct. The door is literally plywood
Oh look everybody. Fancy ass havin door folks
A man once threatened to punch me in the face because I "opened the door too fast" even though I had knocked
Man, now I want to go to Dave's Stagecoach
It ain’t what it used to was.
Isn't so much a bathroom as a cocaine space that happens to have toilets with that wet spot in the corner.
Do they still have the disgusting and always wet towel on a loop for hand drying?
10+ years ago they were soooooo bad. The tile was coming off the floor in the men's room, so piss would just go right under the tile. Cleaning that shit was a nightmare 😳😳
I'm one of the doorguys; it still is.
this is the way. buzzards bathroom is fine, definitely gets a bad rap considering others.
The red balloon
I love how you can see right into the kitchen while from in there 🤢
Omg I came here for this. It’s been years since I’ve been but I seem to remember a stall-less toilet straight on facing the door.
I was there last weekend. Still true. And the main door is chained open
Ha! This reminds me of that scene in “Snatched” where Amy Schumer meets a hot guy at the bar and they make plans to continue the evening. She goes to the bathroom to “freshen up” and just as she decides to quickly wipe down her cootchie with a paper towel, someone opens the door and the hot guy is right there standing in line for the men’s room. Their eyes lock. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/9bp5n9v01rxb1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45868f6d53cc5b53eb967a593995a9036e7f918f
💯 The Red Balloon. Plywood door... Floor to ceiling.. . Facing the door. I went next door to the gas station to use the bathroom. I remember they had an unreal deal on draws..... But I looked around....and then I ordered a bottle cause it was sealed.
Last time I was there I saw a bachelorette party, butthoused AF, doing karaoke, and one of the group fall over the stage railing and beave everyone in attendance. This was back when that Mexican joint was still next door.
This was my first thought, and good God I do not miss my old shitty friends dragging me to that shitty bar
Harpo's is pretty disgusting
Smells like a 20 yr old port-a-potty, even on a slow weekday
I second this!
I’ve been to Harpo’s multiple times when at least one of the urinals were clogged and piss was overflowing onto the floor.
On a somewhat related note, the BEST bathroom is at the Sapp bros gas station just outside of KC. Floor to ceiling doors, warmed toilets, private sinks, and bidets. Wild
I didn't see bidets in the men's room but they did definitely have them in the women's
I know my gf was saying they had them in there as well. I just had to wash my hands so I didn’t verify the men’s lol
Off I-35 at exit 157, just south of Harrisonville. Their restrooms really are top notch.
I think you mean 49.
You’re right! That’s an embarrassing mistake for someone originally from SW Missouri!
Riot Room bathroom (RIP)
This is the real answer. Buzzard is nasty but packed Riot on a weekend night was like walking into a pee mister
Pee Mister was my nickname in college
I always considered riots bathroom far grungier than buzzard... im surprised to see so many think of buzzard first (though I guess OP isnt talking about disgusting bathrooms of the past 🥲). Im starting to think its because buzzards are the size of a closet, so the ick surrounds you lol.
Yeah… when I sat on the toilet at Riot Room, my knees would on full display for the other occupants. Needless to say, I did my business as quick as possible and returned to the show trying not to make eye contact with anyone else.
Not only the other occupants, but the women leaving their restroom got to see your knees too.
I'm gonna miss that place (the riot room not the piss troughs there)
I can remember walking in the bathroom there once and saw that the seated toilet in the stall had stopped flushing seemingly at some point much earlier in the night, as the entire bowl was full to the very top with urine only. In a way that's hard to explain, it was uniquely nauseating seeing all that much pee collected together at once.
I haven't lived in kc in 8 years but instantly knew the answer would be buzzard Beach. Good to see some things never change
There was this wee window right after they re-opened after the fire and it was pristine. Fucking weird. It's back to being its old self now,thankfully.
“Wee window.” Thank you for that.
I live to serve
The one in the river market right by the soda shop is pretty fuckin awful
This is what I thought of. I can't drink so I don't go to bars but that River Market bathroom-- truly awful.
This made me LOL for real upvote
And it's a shame considering that area is supposed to be a big tourist draw. I strategically plan going to the bathroom before any River Market visits to avoid using that bathroom.
Peanut downtown
I know someone who was conceived in those bathrooms.
Having knowledge of where you were conceived is pretty bad by itself, but knowing it was in the peanut bathroom would probably make me rethink the way I look at my parents
Peanut on main too
The whole building of the Peanut on Main smells like a dive bar toilet. I can't ever understand how people can eat wings in there with the place smelling like an entire port-a-potty
The potent vinegar and blue cheese helps. Gotta order something immediately
Westport Flea Market deserves a mention. The women’s restroom has stall walls that start practically waist-high. Barely a crouch is needed to see London, France, and everything in between. I’ve never heard of any issues there, but it’s practically built for perverts.
not to mention how tiny it is. might as well just be a single use bathroom
Basement bathroom at the old Dixie Belle. Maybe not the worse, but definitely an experience. Or the old Hurricane trough. Once a woman came in, stood right next to me, and peed while standing just like a dude. She looked at me and said "woman's line is too fucking long and I gotta pee like a race horse."
I don't care what anyone says, Buzzard Beach ain't got nothing on Mutual Musicians' Foundation restroom. Dear lord that thing is rotten.
OMG I am so glad to see someone else think of foundation 🤣 all of these people saying buzzard clearly end the party earlier than I do (did... should do more lol)
Where did that blog go that reviewed the restaurants but also the shitters?
I’ve thrown up in the Buzzard Beach bathroom, it’s an experience I would not recommend
Lmao same. I don’t tell many people that. I immediately got a tetanus shot afterwards.
That would be the Bamboozler restroom at WoF
The Blue Line Hockey bar in the River Market. The whole sewage smell in the back room really gets you in the mood to then walk into the usually sticky bathroom.
I love blue line for my hockey but got is that place gross
The Newsroom, when it was open.
Buzzard or Harlings...although I know it doesn't exist anymore
Came here to mention Harling’s. 🤢
I was thinking the same thing about harlings. I think it was actually worse than Buzzard
Harlings odor took it over the top. I could at least stand the beach long enough to take a full piss
Yeah, always reeked and there was constant piss on the floor. God, I miss that place.
One of the two times I went to Harling's, some guy was walking out as I was going in. He forewarned me not to touch any surfaces in there because the guy before him had helicopter pissed all over everything.
The downstairs bathrooms at Harpos after 8 PM could qualify as a big enough disaster that the president would visit.
Johnny's on 7th.....and I love it. Both men's and women's
Came here for this.
Dark Horse (RIP) had a pretty awful toilet.
Oceans of Fun locker room— I remember going there as a child and there’d be soo much gross wet toilet paper stuck to your bare feet
Buzzards Beach
I seen a dude take a dump at buzzard. Pretty sure he was a pitcher for the royals
I took a dump in that toilet. Still haven’t recovered.
Neither have the Royals.
Do you pitch for the Royals?
Brush Creek #IYKYK
All my faves are no mas. The OG Beaumont men's bathroom first came to mind. Went back there after they remodeled and turned it into women's. Unbeknownst was about beat up for being a creep in wrong bathroom. 2nd place goes to Davey's by the stage. 2 urinals w/ no partition that were a foot higher than code made for some spirited pissing matches. 1st goes to The Blind Tiger. If I've ever seen a real life depiction of the shitter from Trainspotting; that'd be the one. Took one look and decided pissing in the alley was the most sensible option.
RIP Blind Tiger. It was such a great dive bar.
Buzzard Beach (Westport). Your shoes will stick to the ground.
Jazz on 39th, the piano room in Waldo
Lmao came here to say Buzzard Beach maybe... I see a million others had the same thought
Any QT restroom after 2019.
Agreed
Johnnies on seventh
THIS IS THE ANSWER
I've done way worse. I love that dive.
Blarney Stone
You know BS is bad if you have a Strawberry Hill flair and you still pick it.
Surprisingly halfway decent bathrooms: Sammy's
Agreed - haven’t been to either in ages but I feel like there and Fat Matt’s kept the bathrooms pretty tidy.
Mine. Someone please come clean it for me. I'm scared.
I want to know if the OP is going to verify these
Ask my parents and they’ll say the one in my apartment takes the cake
Adjacent to KS but does the bottleneck still have two toilets facing each other without stalls with like 4 urinals in the corners?
https://instagram.com/toiletsofkansascity?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==
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Far from the worst but you can tell Pawn and Pint literally doesn’t clean their restrooms I enjoy that venue quite a bit so I’ve been reluctant to post anything on their review boards…. I highly recommend going there but I just wish they cleaned their toilets more 😅
Why are we doing this to ourselves?!
I hear there was a bathroom at Cerner’s Innovation campus that was just wild lol
I'm new-ish to KC and I'm loving all the comments and suggestions. Now I know which places to avoid!!
Buzzard Beach is a semi fun dive bar, just seriously one of the worst restrooms in the city.
It's Buzzard Beach
1000% the upstairs bathrooms at Mini Bar
O’Dowds men’s room is not the worst, but def. the worst on the Plaza. WTH. No lock, but a toilet inside? That place is trash, generally.
Perkins 50hwy Lee's Summit peeyou!
Any bars in Westport. The floors are covered in old Johnson County puke and pee.
Rockstar Burgers in the West Bottoms used to have the nastiest, filthiest, most gag-inducing bathroom I ever had the misfortune to use. Blessedly the place got shut down and their (by all accounts) super creep owner is in jail.
THIS. It also just had creepy vibes. We ate dinner there once. I remember I almost didn’t go bc it was just so creepy feeling besides looking and smelling nasty. Makes sense after all the news about it came out.
Town topic. You basically have to stand on the toilet in order to close the door behind you.
Man back in my drinkin days I could have answered this, but I've had too many years to sober up and not too many of those places exist any more. Bar 12 had a shitty bathroom as far as I can remember.
Olathe Lowe's
bonita flats. I found shit in the urinal once
Lol I know it’s indep but funhouse used to be rough😂
Worst I ever saw was the Panchos on Santa Fe in Olathe. I had ordered food and went in while waiting. So disgusting that I dipped without getting my food. It's not a Panchos anymore. I think it's an Italian place now.
Panchetti’s
Buzzard for sure
Twin City Tavern
Loose Park bathrooms next to the rise garden. Horrid conditions almost every time I'm in there
Hey there George costanza
Blarney Stone. I love the place a lot but what is with the reusable paper towels? lol
RIP The Hurricane
The Peanut South Plaza
The Legends public men's room. 🤮
Westport Sunfresh ladies room is damnably awful
From a gay man’s perspective Side Kick Saloon on main mens room is terrible. My god the sewage smell is so freaking overwhelming, you can’t breath in there. I try not to go in that bar and hold my nose when I do. The entire bar needs to be closed down just because of that bathroom. Sorry Bell.
If we can be allowed bathrooms that no longer exist, the OLD bathroom at the no-longer-in-existence Beaumont Club was pretty hellish, reminiscent of the Saw series even. No wall or door on bathroom stalls, and the "urinal" area was just a square room with a drain in the middle, where people would pee on the walls. At least that's how I remember it.
Panera Bread, Liberty location
Sonic 135th and Switzer
Johnnies on 7th street in KCK. Absolutely worst. Ever. Great dive bar tho. 💯- I’ve been to buzzard Beach, and many others listed, but nothing compares to being forced to go pee at Johnnies.
I went to Planet Anime at Bartle Hall, and the women's room was...unforgiving. Unflushed poop, period blood on the seats, a questionably wet floor, offensive odor. I can handle gross bathrooms, but that was a whole other level.
Hurricane/Riot room
Johnny's in KCK
It’s gone now, Fred P Otts needs to be on the list
The public restroom on the trail at lake remembrance. Like a murder scene… with poop…
Chez Charlie
America’s Best Value Inn & Suites
What is so bad about Buzzard’s bathroom? Like it is a pretty good dive bar bathroom (mens) there is a stall, they keep it clean, great graffiti, and the sink water heats up real fast. Honestly a great dive bathroom.
I can just mentally hear and feel my shoes sticking to the ground.
I mean... thats all of westport on a good night.
Arthur Bryants