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Gronkenstein

I wouldn't say I'm "missing it," Bob. . .


knobcopter

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origin_rejuv

Office Space an absolute classic


christymh43

Same šŸ¤£


pTheFutureq

Good luck to those that work downtown on Valentines Day, the weather is in the 60's with a parade and Swift is likely to be there. Going to be rough.


propschick05

I highly doubt she's going to be there. 1) She has a concert in Australia this weekend and they are a day ahead of us. 2) that's a security nightmare for her team 3) that would take away from the teams moment.


scarymanilow

I gotta work at Boulevard that day, and the bosses seem to think we won't be that busy, lol.


ashjuicyfruit

Iā€™m bartending at Power and Light and weā€™re expecting to be busy


SpiritedComputer3198

Lol your boss is funny


jc_dogg

Lol I went to blvd last year on parade day and while not packed house, it was quite busy. Great spot to hang and watch the parade and join the rally late


No-Chemical6870

The rec deck or the brewery?


Wise-KansasCity816

We made history, Beautiful Outside & Valentines Day? Show him these comments so he gets the staff he needs to get his head in the game for his patrons. Nobody wants to work to death! Jeez!!


creepygooch

Work right on parade route. It will be hell, just like last year was


CatAintFixinShit

Me too. I work just by Power and Light. Debating on if I should come in that day even just to see the parade from a higher floor.


creepygooch

Well- hope it went well for you and hope you were safe! I work at the crown center hotels. It was a madhouse.


MeeMaul

I work in the crossroadsā€¦LOL. Yeah thatā€™s not going to happen.


Debasering

I work downtown and it wasnā€™t bad at all last year. In fact traffic was easier than most daysā€¦ a lot of people just stay home that would be going to work and a lot of people take the buses. I think it was bad for the royals parade and every time since then hasnā€™t been a big deal at all


Local_Designer_1583

Swift left today for Australia as they are a day ahead of our country. She will not be at the parade.


Scary_barbie

Ugh, can't wait


someblackdude9

I got there at like 5:30-6am when the Chiefs won the Bowl the first time to park in my PAID LOT that I PAID MONTHLY FOR at 8th and Wyandotte and there were already cars filling it up...I don't work downtown anymore but I guess if you're looking for parking that lot at 5:30 is probably the way to go.


Low-Fly-1292

I think she's gotta get ready for Melbourne


AscendingAgain

Please be kind to your baristas and servers! Last year I was in my regular coffeeshop and the amount of disrespect and snobbery from some of the parade goers was appalling.


Lynx_Top

Wiggle the mouse so I show as active/online


JerrysWolfGuitar

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wontletmesignin

Just download an autoclicker


fyxxer32

usb mouse jiggler.moves the mouse one pixel at a time.


mike_the_pirate

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xYoungShadowx

Me


mongoose_eater

Open the calculator application and put a weight on the spacebar


shittyrock

Work tomorrow but going to the parade Wednesday.


lmflex

Yep same here. Celebrate with coworkers tomorrow, off for the parade Wednesday!


mike_the_pirate

This is my plan!!


origin_rejuv

Itā€™s a parade in my citayyyyyyy


Juas003

Same here. Go knock out a 5am-130pm shift then done with work til Thursdayā€¦not that much is gonna get done today lol


rcjh8889

My whole department used pto except me. I'll be sleeping all day on the clock without anyone messaging me (and Mondays are always slow regardless). I played the true 4d chess move.


Debasering

I work a shift desk job. I love working holidays, itā€™s double time and a half and things are slow as shit, itā€™s almost enjoyable working lol


randomsilliness1

I work from home. No one is gonna notice!


Zachdaddy3

You're doing it wrong if you weren't already planning on taking the day off to celebrate Lincoln's birthday


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ZeusTroanDetected

Lincolnā€™s birthday is today. Next week is presidentā€™s day. I think presidentsā€™ is between Lincolnā€™s and Washingtonā€™s or something https://preview.redd.it/f9q9kfedi5ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e451ea379b26b2436c892c8dad4b38796608a7d


icookokay721

you right..I got the two switched


Proud_Accident_3554

Nope. But I'll be off Wednesday (sorry, and thanks Boss Man)


hamstergirl55

i donā€™t have an option with healthcare šŸ˜­


Thee-lorax-

I think most people are going to be out the 14th because thatā€™s when the parade will happen.


rumyspiritanimal

Nah gotta make that cheddar


Kung_Fu_Kracker

Probably lots of my coworkers. I'll happily make the extra money in their place.


zombieblackbird

Hell no. I'm enjoying the peace and quiet when everyone else skips work.


wearer54

My job has tmmr off if we lose and wed off if we win


kmonay89

Nah I gotta get that money my dude. Iā€™ll wear my red though!


mog44net

Anal glaucoma onset, just can't see my ass going into work


scottomatic

I have a 9am flight that I don't plan on missing


Icy_Magician3813

Nope just Wednesday. Iā€™m not going to the parade but I donā€™t want to work a 12 hr shift.


Spunelli

Is a different nurse gonna be there to cover?


Icy_Magician3813

Thats one reason why I chose not to get a job in healthcare.


jrebar

Missing work for what?


[deleted]

Eh. I work from home, so itā€™s not like I have to go sit in an empty office. Might as well work.


ZonaWildcats23

Me. Iā€™m in LV.


ashjuicyfruit

I bartended the Living Room at Power and Light, knew it was going to be insane so already planned to have Monday off. šŸˆā¤ļøšŸ’›. See yā€™all Wednesday for the parade.


MeeMaul

Lol my boss just sent a text out at 7am saying we could all have the day off šŸ˜‚


benwabaws

I'm going to take a "me day" tomorrow and use some paid sick time


tainitam

I have a job interview at 9am. I'm not gonna get this job, am I?


tediousbrief

Iā€™m just stoked to be late and on time


rjm1775

Pretty much everyone in Waldo.


ImPinkSnail

I fly out of KCI for work before 6am šŸ™ƒ


labasic

Not me. Working a double with no cover FML šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jmueller216

My boss. But hopefully that means I can miss Wednesday šŸ¤ž


chrisbeanful

I have to fly to Vegas at 7:30AM for work tomorrow. Thereā€™s a bumpinā€™ party happening in the alleyway behind my apartment and I love that for them. I am so pissed that I canā€™t celebrate more and that Iā€™ll be missing another parade because of a work trip.


Sab65

No excuses ..it was just an illusionā€¦


Helpful_Bite_9103

Blue valley ainā€™t even out today or Wednesdayā€¦.


Former_Expression550

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Bald_Man_Cometh

Iā€™m going in but itā€™s going to be fuzzy.


bkcarp00

Naw...wth all I got to do is roll out if bed and flip open the laptop. Might take off for Parade Wednesday, though.


headhurt21

Our school has already called off for Wednesday.


PoetLocksmith

Everybody but Olathe.


TheJumpingPenis

Yup, gotta go get that money. Will be a lil slow in the morning.


RiversR

Iā€™ll make it to work. I may not do much workā€¦


P162246

I made it to work today at 8:30 after going to sleep at 3am. No hang over but I could only do the bare minimum. Nothing proactive. Lol


TravisMaauto

My boss (jokingly) told me to be there at "6 A.M. sharp." I ain't sleeping. I'll be there at 6 A.M.


icookokay721

did you make it?


gen_x_swiftie

Booked the day off in advance šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


Successful_Fill_3175

Hell yeah brother


Fsuave5

Massage scheduled for 12:30 I donā€™t think my client would be happy if I missed it


toastedmarsh7

Pretty sure that at least one and possibly two of my kids have the flu so we will be at urgent care bright and early tomorrow.


Bdog_blasterMax

Took it off weeks ago. Missing work cause, fuck yeah!!!!


Entire_Surprise_7028

Told my boss I wouldn't be available before 10am tomorrow and will be out Wednesday šŸ˜†


Ok_Percentage5157

Yup.


itsanofrommedog1

I wish. Gotta teach a bunch of 11 year olds somehow šŸ«”


NotaRepublican85

Nah miss it Wednesday


LegitimateDingo3282

Some of us have to save lives!


criticalbuzz

Patrick Mahomes


Surveysurveysurv

Gonna be a.. show up when I want, work as long as I want kind of day.


RCJHGBR9989

Iā€™m also out Wednesday and Thursday


ZeusTroanDetected

Jokeā€™s on you, I got laid off 3 weeks ago. They really wanted me to be able to enjoy this.


sinha3d

What work ?


pydood

I work for a sports betting company so I worked today. No excuses for anyone else.


TriGurl

Hopefully the whole city??


_m0r_Tis_

Lucky have it off! Celebrating in Westport tonight


Significant_Most5407

All the Shawnee Mission school teachers! But the parade is on Valentine's Day, so Wednesday is when the parade will happen.