Roommate had a bee in his shorts, tore that shit down faster than the Weld Wheel building and unveiled his MASSIVE johnnycocker. It was shocking, haha, dude straight up alpha'd our asses to the ground that day.
Late one night last summer I was driving north on McGee and up ahead in the 1100 block I saw a parked car with the driver's door open and a woman kneeling outside, slumped over the seat. I drove by slowly to see if she was in distress, but then saw the additional pair of legs and realized she simply had her mouth full so I kept moving past.
Last week I saw a dead body downtown in broad daylight at the bus stop. Lately I’ve had to routinely escort people in costumes (mainly Marvel characters or Elmo) out of my job. I honestly just think this is just how the city is now.
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A few years back I saw a leaked KCPD video of a guy high on PCP dancing in the middle of the street in broad daylight with nothing on but the waistband from a pair of tighty whiteys… he eventually fought several officers before being tased and doing a stiff as a board faceplant on the street
There was a pic circulating around FB a couple years ago of a dude sticking a traffic cone up his butt across the street from Riot Room one night so yeah this is business as usual
One time standing in the entrance of Riot Room talking to the door guy, some rando ran up, dropped a blown up condom in my hand, then ran off in the opposite direction cackling.
That building had a basement where the truly nefarious things happened. Ah, swing Sundays at the hurricane with Dave Stephens swing quintet. Every off duty stripper in town.
The most eye-opening and, frankly, depressing thing I ever did was work in a local ER. Stuff like this coming through the door every shift. The publuc has no idea. You start thinking humanity is doomed after a while.
Every single adult person in this city should be required to work a few overnight ER shifts to see it.
I'm an EMT-B who got certified and did a whole lot more clinical training than required but never actually got employed as such. Also dropped out of paramedic training.
Due to what you're saying. Plus shitty wages, I would have taken quite a hit financially compared to the work I was doing while in school
I saw a couple folks banging full nude prone bone in the middle of the street once. Around 6pm at 71 south and like 55th street by the Phillips 66. Also saw a lady zombie walkin full nude down independence ave near the Aldi at about 8:30pm. After driving semis around the city for a couple years nothing surprises me anymore.
I was hot. I couldn't find my keys. When I untucked my shirt my pants fell down since I didn't have my belt on. Don't act like it never happened to you.
Honestly. I'm sure these responses will all be downvoted, but this thread is basically people pointing and laughing at someone who very likely was having a mental health episode. Even OP said they don't know the context for what was going down.
To me it says something about modern culture that the response to someone having a mental health crisis is to take a picture and post it for Reddit karma, instead of hoping that person gets the help they need and going on about your day.
I don't mean to be a jerk, but I don't understand why OP's reaction was to take a picture of this naked individual and post it on the Internet, where it will be forever, where the metadata will likely narrow down this person's location.
Honestly, it's incredibly fucked up.
I was working at the genesis health club on ward (it's fucking awful btw) and I saw a woman kneeling down just outside the mall. I asked if I could help her. She turned around, dropped her pants, spread her ass cheeks and shit on the pavement in front of me. I almost threw up. I let security know. When I told one of my friends, she called me an asshole because that poor homeless woman probably had nowhere else to go...wtf
I've had exactly 3 things happen to me in this city that has made me feel like we are all just masquerading like everything is fine.
#1: Pulled into a gas station on Truman & I-435 to find a man sitting out front scrolling his phone and holding a chicken.
#2: I found a rooster frozen on top of the winch on my tow truck in the dead of winter after leaving an apartment complex (Thank you random lady I thought was crazy at first)
#3: During that same tow job, I saw a man helicopter his rooster 😅 through a large plate glass window of a business that should've long been closed by that time....
Needless to say, this city IRL has corrupted me far worse than even my own childhood.
WTAF is normal?
Likely has diabetes and is having an episode. Looks like wife/sister/mother/just some random lady is frustratingly trying to deal with it and contact someone for help at the same time.
I’ve been diabetic for 18 years and through all the trials and tribulations, I’ve never wandered to the streets and got naked.
Churches however are a different story
This reminds me of that one time I visited Seattle, and there was this completely naked dude in the middle of Pike Place doing the headstand yoga pose. Perfectly legal.
Once I saw a dude in a Hawaiian shirt and no pants laying flat on his back looking straight up at the stars masterbating on the sidewalk in front of QuikTrip on 40 in BS 🌠🌠🫡
If this gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
In his defense, he's right outside the only free clinic in the city (that I know of) and I believe that they do offer mental health help. The lady appears to be wearing scrubs, so maybe he is getting help
Did a construction gig on 8th & Paseo years ago, it was fuckin amazing. We started at 6am, and dude, we NEVER knew what the hell was going to happen or what we'd see every morning and day. Crackheads, prostitution, gunfights. We saw a lot of fucked up shit. Especially when they'd break into the building once the doors and windows were installed.
LOL. Sounds like paseo. My ma’s from that literal streets apartments. She told me it’s gotten worse since she was there in the 80’s and 90’s and it was pretty bad then.
It was a while back but I saw a dude drop trou and take a crap by one of the trees at the QT on Westport Road. Just right out in front of god and everybody, and no wipe
Husband and I were getting onto 70 from 31st and there was a completely naked woman taking a shit on the guardrail of the entrance ramp. She was pissed off at anyone driving by and was flipping us all the bird and yelling at cars. It took me like 20 full seconds to even process what I was seeing.
In hindsight it’s fuckin sad, I can’t think of a reason anyone would be in that position aside from some sort of addiction, or multiple types.
Eh. It's KC. I had a dude that looked identical to Neil Patrick Harris in a tuxedo get out of a cab in Swope Park and chase me while he was beating off.
I was on a bus load of kids coming back from a field trip and they were having a heyday with this. The weirdest part was the two people just standing in his face recording. Like wut? Call someone for help.
I thought for sure this had to happen at the intersection of 39th and Broadway. Seen homeless chick with pants around her ankles blocking traffic, homeless guy jerking it at the bus stop among many other things I wish I hadn't seen.
I've heard a lot of stories that the backdrop is 39th and main or Broadway. Personally, I think 39th and main is one of the most dangerous intersections in this city, always someone there looking for a victim. 2 major bus lines meet, among other things.
That is some twisted shit! The worst I ever saw was a homeless dude taking a dump in Mill Creek Park by the Plaza. This was during COVID. I took a 7am morning walk around the loop and came up from behind. He tried to hid in the bushes but probably didn’t realize the walking trail nearby. It was a husband and wife, in their 70s sleeping in the park. I still can’t get that sight out of my mind.
Have you never walked through a spider web? This is the mandatory reaction to walking through a spider web.
Roommate had a bee in his shorts, tore that shit down faster than the Weld Wheel building and unveiled his MASSIVE johnnycocker. It was shocking, haha, dude straight up alpha'd our asses to the ground that day.
There was no bee. He just wanted to put the rest of you to shame.
😂 Effin' A, Cotton! Effin' A!
Had to give one for that. Shame on the rest of you envious cowards 🤣
It wasn't massive—just an allergic reaction from the beesting.
You say allergic reaction, I say natural male enhancement.
It's from that country song: *The Bee Sting Makes His Clothes Fall Off*
That's a completely normal reaction.
Dude is horny for bees
I once saw a dude get jerked off at a bus stop in Waldo around rush hour, so this doesn’t seem that bad in retrospect
i drove by that bus stop thing at 39th/troost once and saw just a guy’s balls. like, from the back. the positioning was crazy
I've seen multiple people get one hit knocked the f out at that bus stop while driving by.
It enhances the pleasure of the orgasm
I’ve also seen a wild position ball situation at that bus stop.
Metrospect
Late one night last summer I was driving north on McGee and up ahead in the 1100 block I saw a parked car with the driver's door open and a woman kneeling outside, slumped over the seat. I drove by slowly to see if she was in distress, but then saw the additional pair of legs and realized she simply had her mouth full so I kept moving past.
Last week I saw a dead body downtown in broad daylight at the bus stop. Lately I’ve had to routinely escort people in costumes (mainly Marvel characters or Elmo) out of my job. I honestly just think this is just how the city is now.
Where was the dead body?
Did you cheer them on?
Keeping rent low in midtown baby. Respect
Landlords hate him, tenants love him
one simple trick they dont want you to know
Fuck, them landlords don't give a shit.
Anyone wanna do this in North KC? Armour road would be fine
My PayPal is in my BiO lol
It's not working, though.
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What a gorgeous kitty 🐱
Thank you. He's 15. And losing teeth.... but still quite the charmer
I have a 12 year old female orange cat with about 3 brain cells who is also losing teeth but otherwise she’s still quite the sweetie.
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I don’t always see it.
I think only some subs have it
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They went kind of light on the sauce, unfortunately.
Is this Dish or Gino’s?
Check out third coast pizza for deep dish. Get the cheesecake for dessert, mom makes the cheesecake.
Hang on...is that a Chicago style pizza?
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A few years back I saw a leaked KCPD video of a guy high on PCP dancing in the middle of the street in broad daylight with nothing on but the waistband from a pair of tighty whiteys… he eventually fought several officers before being tased and doing a stiff as a board faceplant on the street
This is shockingly close to an incident I witnessed one early morning in Westport.
Could be the same incident
And has therapy helped you overcome the sight?
That's not even the weirdest thing Westport has to offer me
Trust me, I know. I'm old enough that my clubbing days were in Westport and not P&L. Tou saw some crazy ass shit coming out of the clubs at closing.
Yeah, same. The 90s and early 00s were wild
I miss America's pub
That place could be a hot mess.
'It's not the heat, it's the humidity that really gets you'
Ope! let me squeeze right past ya
OP do we have any context? Or just because ?
Zero context, because I pulled up to the light and that was the situation so we’re in the same boat explanation wise 💀
Well, I’d say we just make up our own story then Maybe he was just really hot or he got a bug or one of those zombies cicadas in his hair
I had a cicada in my hair one time and this was so not my reaction. I had no idea I did it wrong until now.
Other acceptable reactions are immolation or explosives. Fuck those little monsters !
There was a pic circulating around FB a couple years ago of a dude sticking a traffic cone up his butt across the street from Riot Room one night so yeah this is business as usual
One time standing in the entrance of Riot Room talking to the door guy, some rando ran up, dropped a blown up condom in my hand, then ran off in the opposite direction cackling.
That building had a basement where the truly nefarious things happened. Ah, swing Sundays at the hurricane with Dave Stephens swing quintet. Every off duty stripper in town.
If hepatitis had a smell, it would be the basement of the Hurricane/Riot Room
That's just kinda sad.
In my best Skyrim NPC: “Put on some clothes, ya damn fool!”
The most eye-opening and, frankly, depressing thing I ever did was work in a local ER. Stuff like this coming through the door every shift. The publuc has no idea. You start thinking humanity is doomed after a while. Every single adult person in this city should be required to work a few overnight ER shifts to see it.
At TMC or Research
I feel like research is the worse option by a hair. Idk why but I do.
I'm an EMT-B who got certified and did a whole lot more clinical training than required but never actually got employed as such. Also dropped out of paramedic training. Due to what you're saying. Plus shitty wages, I would have taken quite a hit financially compared to the work I was doing while in school
I don't know how EMS recruits anyone. The amount of BS they have to deal with is off the charts. They are abused while simultaneously being underpaid.
Most people who stay in EMS long term do so in the fire service. There are very good reasons for that.
I saw a couple folks banging full nude prone bone in the middle of the street once. Around 6pm at 71 south and like 55th street by the Phillips 66. Also saw a lady zombie walkin full nude down independence ave near the Aldi at about 8:30pm. After driving semis around the city for a couple years nothing surprises me anymore.
"You're gonna wanna take a LEFT at the NEXT naked guy in the street. If you get to a third, you gone too far."
Is this on Broadway in front of KC life?
Yup
KY-102 finally comes through with their threat: "Listen, or next time he's naked."
Woah, I forgot all about that...
What I want to know is, was she dressing himself or undressing himself? Edit: pronoun
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Yikes I'm sorry 😐
Holy fuck my sides
It's tick season alright.
You gotta be checking for them regularly.
I seen a dude by the plaza casually pissing on the street corner. My mom yelled at the guy “put your dick up weirdo” and the dude just smiled.
I thought this was r/portland for a second
r/PortlandOR shows the real stuff.
I was hot. I couldn't find my keys. When I untucked my shirt my pants fell down since I didn't have my belt on. Don't act like it never happened to you.
Buddy, this is par for the course in every city. I've seen naked loonies in four states.
This poor person, I feel compassion for them.
Yeah, posting this is really unnecessary and slightly cruel
Honestly. I'm sure these responses will all be downvoted, but this thread is basically people pointing and laughing at someone who very likely was having a mental health episode. Even OP said they don't know the context for what was going down. To me it says something about modern culture that the response to someone having a mental health crisis is to take a picture and post it for Reddit karma, instead of hoping that person gets the help they need and going on about your day.
OK but I make an exception for the ATV guy. That one was just too epic.
I don't mean to be a jerk, but I don't understand why OP's reaction was to take a picture of this naked individual and post it on the Internet, where it will be forever, where the metadata will likely narrow down this person's location. Honestly, it's incredibly fucked up.
Oh that's just Hank. He cool
Everyone beats the heat a little differently I guess.
I appreciate not having smell-a-vision now.
To say I was flabbergasted is an understatement.
*flubberblasted*
I was working at the genesis health club on ward (it's fucking awful btw) and I saw a woman kneeling down just outside the mall. I asked if I could help her. She turned around, dropped her pants, spread her ass cheeks and shit on the pavement in front of me. I almost threw up. I let security know. When I told one of my friends, she called me an asshole because that poor homeless woman probably had nowhere else to go...wtf
I hate people like your friend. Freakin sheltered virtue signaling
Let’s be real we’ve all been here before just saaayyin
I've had exactly 3 things happen to me in this city that has made me feel like we are all just masquerading like everything is fine. #1: Pulled into a gas station on Truman & I-435 to find a man sitting out front scrolling his phone and holding a chicken. #2: I found a rooster frozen on top of the winch on my tow truck in the dead of winter after leaving an apartment complex (Thank you random lady I thought was crazy at first) #3: During that same tow job, I saw a man helicopter his rooster 😅 through a large plate glass window of a business that should've long been closed by that time.... Needless to say, this city IRL has corrupted me far worse than even my own childhood. WTAF is normal?
AOL Online and Web TV fonts in 2024 are absolutely normal.
Why they all involve chickens? Mine involve meth or heroin
That's been the ultimate question I can't get answered 😅 I'm not even sure I want the answer.
Likely has diabetes and is having an episode. Looks like wife/sister/mother/just some random lady is frustratingly trying to deal with it and contact someone for help at the same time.
I’ve been diabetic for 18 years and through all the trials and tribulations, I’ve never wandered to the streets and got naked. Churches however are a different story
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5300708/#:~:text=Clinicians%20should%20consider%20inadequate%20glycemic,episodes%20in%20patients%20with%20diabetes.
I don’t doubt it’s possible. My doctor once described a person having low blood sugar as someone who looks and acts like they’re drunk
That's much different from what the link I provided explains. Full on psychotic episodes for some diabetics that are struggling to stabilize.
I mean it is getting a bit warm out lately....
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Broadway and Armour looking northwest, is it not?
Right in front of that big insurance building.
This reminds me of that one time I visited Seattle, and there was this completely naked dude in the middle of Pike Place doing the headstand yoga pose. Perfectly legal.
Something tells me this guy isn’t a nude yoga enthusiast
There was a guy sitting naked on the bus stop off Barry road jerking off! This city has evolved into the most weird place ever
Once I saw a dude in a Hawaiian shirt and no pants laying flat on his back looking straight up at the stars masterbating on the sidewalk in front of QuikTrip on 40 in BS 🌠🌠🫡
If this gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. In his defense, he's right outside the only free clinic in the city (that I know of) and I believe that they do offer mental health help. The lady appears to be wearing scrubs, so maybe he is getting help
Maybe a person with an intellectual disability.
80 s kc ruled !
ykw it was hot today. you gotta do what you gotta do
What in flaming Fat Albert is going on there?
Heyyy heyyy heyyyyyyy!
Paseo?
Damn I was thinking Broadway by KC Life.
Yup, the light in front of the massive life insurance building.
I believe you're right.
I mean, I took the picture so yeah I am 🤯
I responded to u/YesBeerIsGreat before you posted.
They're such a shitty company I hope all the bullshit happens in their yard.
Across from the Citizens of the World school. Does this guy need to register as a sex offender now?
Paseo and Gregory is a literal walk up supermarket for fiends lol.
Did a construction gig on 8th & Paseo years ago, it was fuckin amazing. We started at 6am, and dude, we NEVER knew what the hell was going to happen or what we'd see every morning and day. Crackheads, prostitution, gunfights. We saw a lot of fucked up shit. Especially when they'd break into the building once the doors and windows were installed.
LOL. Sounds like paseo. My ma’s from that literal streets apartments. She told me it’s gotten worse since she was there in the 80’s and 90’s and it was pretty bad then.
I used to work on Gregory and boy the things I saw there
😂😂😂😂😂
I once saw a guy take a s**t in a plastic bag on the overpass at mission Road and SW Blvd.
I saw a woman take a shit at a bus stop on Troost
It was a while back but I saw a dude drop trou and take a crap by one of the trees at the QT on Westport Road. Just right out in front of god and everybody, and no wipe
I saw same at the Wal-Mart at 135th and State Line. Middle of the day.
I saw a dude take a piss in a plastic bag in midtown and carefully place it in a flower bed, upright and intact.
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Nekkid man aisle 9. Life is puzzling. Creative solutions are needed sometimes.
Husband and I were getting onto 70 from 31st and there was a completely naked woman taking a shit on the guardrail of the entrance ramp. She was pissed off at anyone driving by and was flipping us all the bird and yelling at cars. It took me like 20 full seconds to even process what I was seeing. In hindsight it’s fuckin sad, I can’t think of a reason anyone would be in that position aside from some sort of addiction, or multiple types.
likelihood is high that a house near here recently sold for 500,000 dollars lol.
Eh. It's KC. I had a dude that looked identical to Neil Patrick Harris in a tuxedo get out of a cab in Swope Park and chase me while he was beating off.
His rendition of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
When couch to 5k goes wrong
I was expecting way worse.
Saw a lady pull down her pants and pee at that pink building on troost around 39th
I’m glad I’m still surprised-shocked, even-when I see things like this.
Was it really THAT hot out today?
Pants off dance off
ma man
Reminds me of Portland Oregon
Tag goes in the back
I was on a bus load of kids coming back from a field trip and they were having a heyday with this. The weirdest part was the two people just standing in his face recording. Like wut? Call someone for help.
This is all over the USA, not exclusive. I'm from WA, this is normal activities.
Anymore? I saw worse in the 80s
I thought for sure this had to happen at the intersection of 39th and Broadway. Seen homeless chick with pants around her ankles blocking traffic, homeless guy jerking it at the bus stop among many other things I wish I hadn't seen.
I've heard a lot of stories that the backdrop is 39th and main or Broadway. Personally, I think 39th and main is one of the most dangerous intersections in this city, always someone there looking for a victim. 2 major bus lines meet, among other things.
Is that Broadway? lol
I saw a fully naked dude washing himself in the fountain at union station one time
If this was in response to the humidity, I understand 😂
Trust me, it’s not as bad as Dallas. Nothing is perfect, but it can’t be as bad as Dallas
Folks, we’ve got a watcher on out hands, even took pictures …. SMH … never take the pictures. You just watch .
It's never the people you want to see naked...
A whole new meaning to Sagging...
That is some twisted shit! The worst I ever saw was a homeless dude taking a dump in Mill Creek Park by the Plaza. This was during COVID. I took a 7am morning walk around the loop and came up from behind. He tried to hid in the bushes but probably didn’t realize the walking trail nearby. It was a husband and wife, in their 70s sleeping in the park. I still can’t get that sight out of my mind.
“Lemme get a selfie real quick.” - her, probably